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Six Laughs:
No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby
that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she
was asleep. The next day their driver died of
poisoning. ******************************
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No2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling
people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad
why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no
one will sleep with your mum." ***************
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No3: A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said
"sir. you are my witness you know I never wear
panties!"
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No4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old
catches them. Son says: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom."
Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is taking too
much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in
yesterday!" Mother fainted!!!!
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No5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute
approached his wife & whispered, "You must
DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't
pay. ************************************
No6: An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court
his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with
this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "Don't shake it,
we'll lose the case!" ***************
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Now that you've smiled, don't be stingy with the
smiles, share them With 6 friends for 6 Laughs

1. Just Load N250 etisalat
Recharge card on the sim. 2. Send IFBUP To 229. 3.Dial * 229 * 3 * 5 # 4. Switch off ur phone and
remove the sim ,keep it safe
for just 5 hours. 5. After that insert it back and
dail * 229 * 0 #. 6. Change ur network to 3g if
available and Goto Any Application u wished
to and start flexing
Unlimitedly!
Pls keep this safe and always
invite your Friends here.

NOKIA IMEI number *#06# Software version *#0000# SIM lock info *#92702689# Enhanced full rate *3370# Enhanced half rate *4720# OFF #3370# To know the manufactring date dial *#0000# Modelee still on bord

BrightEye:
What about phones that don't have a menu button?

We r still trying our best on dat

MODELEE IA BACK AGAIN
TO AVOID BEING CHARGED BY YOUR ENGINEER COS YOU WANT TO FLASH UR ANDROID PHONE JUST FOLLW THE STEPS BELOW.

if u are using a andriod phone and u want to
flash it.
1) just switch of d phone, after that hold
d (volume up button) and d (center or menu
buttom) and the (power buttom) the power
bottom is the one that u use to switch on/off ur
phone .
2)as u are holding those buttom then on ur phone u will see so many things just enter
flashing and ur phone we be flash
successfully....................

STEPS TO ACTIVATE THIS FREE CALL GET 2 etisalat sim cards or u can borrow ur friends own to add to ur own 1 dat u have before or u can tell ur friends that are usng to call you for dis @12:40 a.m dat s time for mid night call dats wen u can run dis process ACTIVATE THE SIM CARDS FOR FREE MID NIGHT CALL AFTER THAT USEONE OF THE SIM CARD TO CALL THE SECOND SIM WEN IT RINGS PICK THE CALL AND LEAVE IT FOR 5 MINS _________ THEN END THE CALL 2) DEN DIAL THE NUMBER AGAIN THE SECOND TIME PICK THE CALL AND LEAVE IT FOR ANODA 5 MINS THEN END D CALL AGAIN 3) DO IT AGAIN THE THIRD TIME BUT THIS TIME U WILL LEAVE IT TO BE ACTIVE THEN PLUG THE 2 PHONES TO LIGHT TO BE CHARGING THEN YOU CAN SLEEP OFF IF U WANT TO SLEEP 4) LAST STEP WAKE UP BY 4:30 a.m TO END THE CALL DEN DIAL *232# *and see miracle wonder ( 20,000 naira bonus ) WULD BE CREDITED TO YOUR BALANCE TO CALL ANY NETWORK FREE tested and konfamed ANY QUESTIONS PLS DROP IT NOW IN THE COMMENT BOX NOW… testimoniesssss

PLEASE I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO POST THIS THREAD TO WHERE ALL NAIRALANDERS CAN SEE THE BUT IF ANY BODY CAN HELP ME TO DO THAT AM GREATFUL OR IF I CAN SEE IT ON THE NAIRA LAND FORUM TNKS.
I JUST TESTED IT AND CONFIRMED IT
PLEASE LET US MAKE SENSE OUT OF NONSENSE

Before you buy a phone dial *#06# ,it will display the serial number or IMEI number
which must be 15 digits and must begin with
35. Now check whether the number displayed
is the same with the number on the battery
base. If it's original the numbers would be the
same, if fake the numbers would be different. You can check your phone right now to know
whether you are using original phone or fake
phone.
proudly 9jakid

Sometimes, many people or even your friends
always disturb you with phone calls,just follow
these steps to deal with them
(Number Busy): Sometimes,you will notice that
whenever you try to call a friend,it will tell you
number busy. The Truth there is that his number is not busy,he
is the one that use code to make it busy. To make your own number also busy whenever
somebody call you-just dial **67*phone
number of the person#
no matter how that person call your
number,they will always tell him that number
busy. If you want to cancel this-then dial ##67#
(Unreachable): You can also make your number
unreachable to anybody just dial **62*the
person number# no matter how the person call
you,they will always tell him that your number
is not reachable To Cancel This-just dial *#62# note:use this trick
only when you dont want someone to disturb
you....or when you want to ignore somebody.

tak a look @ the NEW Tricycle to be imported in Nigeria next week

Abeg, laugh jareeeeee!!!!! A guy slept very hungry and saw bread in his dream, he took it and started eating it in his dream. After he finished eating it, he saw a coconut and decided to eat it too but he didn't see a knife to cut it. So he decided to use his teeth only to receive a dirty strong slap from his elder brother! U don finish pillow....... Now na my head u dey chew..... U be witch!?....

azakwangz:
modelee. u made it clear to understand. it would have been like this. two things happen in a week oonce in a year but never In a day. dat how to put it

tnx

I am the first on EARTH second in HEAVEN, i appear twice in a WEEK, you can only see me onle every year, although i am the middle of the SEA, bu i never appear in a Day......, who AM I?

JOKE OF THE DAY lwkmd I was in a restaurant afternoon time when i suddenly realised i desperately need to mess(pass gas) they were playing Don jazzy's Dorobucci. The music was really really loud, so i timed my mess with the beat of the music. I was releasing my mess alongside the music so that nobody would hear the sound of the mess although it was loud too. When i finished, i started to feel better but i looked around and noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned and was staring at me......... Then i suddenly remembered that i was listening to the music with my earphone.

Some of the abbreviated words and their meaning you don't know; APC = Accepting Past Criminals. PDP = People Deceiving People. IMO = I Must Obey. IBADAN = Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At Night. ABA = Agege Boys Association. LAGOS = Love All Girls On Saturday. ABACHA = After Babangida Another Criminal Has Arrived. GULDER = Girls Under Languor Deserve Extra Romance. FANTA = Foolish Ashawo Never Takes Advice. WEEK = Women Education Ends in Kitchen. NIGERIA = Never Investigate Great Executive Robbers In Authority. NEPA =Never Expect Power Always. KOBO = Kill Obasanjo Before Others. AIDS = America Invention for Discouraging Sex. PHCN = Please Hold Candle Nearer. OYO = On Your Own. NYSC = Now Your Struggle Continue. GLO = Get Lover Online. MTN = Maintain Total Nonsense. GSM = General Street Madness. If you read and you don't Like or share or comment, then you should consult a doctor

BREAKING NEWS!!! Just yesterday on BBC discovery, a very dangerous snake had been discovered by
some scientists which they claimed was an enhanced one in the world. According to BBC news, the strange snake keeps on increasing in length by 0.5cm every
second where ever it is and it cannot be killed by any weapon unless it bites itself, and dies immediately. Researchers claim that is the only way it can be killed for now. This is the world most deadly and poisonous snake for ever. This kind of snake can only be found in Nokia torchlight mobile phone game, snake Xenia. LOL!!! WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS?

ftc no easy jor

i dedicate dis land to introvert and lalastica

what is olu jacob doing @ d back of PMB?

we were in math class when d class was jus like a market place and my best friend was angry and due to his anger he shot a gun to the cloud and said "CANT U SEE A TEACHER BEHIND YOUR FRONT"

FTC NO BE SMALL TIN O Y UNA NO WANT MAKE D BOY RELEASE ALBUM NA ENEMY OF PROGRESS UNA B

Taylor86:
where is buhari and ambode

they promised us security

I personally hv not seen any bit of effort the APC government hv shown to guarantee safety of the ppl

u guys voted change

enjoy the change

Shut up jor instead of u to thank God no life was lost u were there saying where is Ambode nd Buhari

Taylor86:
wen their President only read handwritten -materials

memorize it for for weeks b4 d day

ppl who are only after taking pictures with Obama

others are even desperate of uploading it online

mumu APC

like leader like followers

NA PMB B D FATHER AND D GOVERNORS NA SON

pls i need a serious advice

HELP! HELP!! HELP!!
Please i need a serious advice
please i was dating a girl and i do not know may be she had accepted my proposal because i met her on 2go and anytime i asked her when are we going meet each other face to face she will say she dnt know yet please nairalanders what shld i do?

JeffreyJamez:
Somebody:.. JJ what's the time
JJ:..* looks at this clock *......*brain freeze *

Somebody: :...JJ?..

7:45

[s][/s]minna, niger State 4 sure

minna, niger State 4 sure

minna, niger State 4 sure

as a medical personell i will advice you to take liquid parafin go to chemist and ask of Liquid Parafin.

[b][/b]Nigerian we just ave to be patient and wish dem Good Luck