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Kalvan50: I know Jonathan has a hand in this.

Buhari 2015-2019.

I'll ride with you to greatness, general.

a youth encouraging a 74 yr OLD coup plotter and perpetual election looser to rule him the 2nd time.
When will you be the 'leaders of tomorrow"

aminho: thats my state

So gerroff nairaland and go and #bringBackOurGirls

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That funny governor who never built a school to educate his people but crying on bbc, blaming jonathan for 300 virgins missing in his backyard
supporter of APC

am0s: u said best.....,nd i say d easiest method to cheat

1. morning b4 exam - students go to pencil answers on the walls jn the class room.
2. Drop your note at d bathroom, take permission to ease yourself in the middle of the exam.
3. snap your all your note, put a 3 seconds lock on your phone, dim the phone light and do not put on spectacles (it will reflect). Make sure to remove sound when powering off phone. You need to codedly power off d phone when d invigilator spots you.
Then apologise for coming to exam hall with it at all.
4. Sketch diagrams on the ceiling.
5. Carefully loosen out the middle paper in your answer script , fold it into your pocket and go with it. Answer some questions for next exam there, get into the hall during next exam, answer a few questions leave empty spaces, the carefully attach it to d middle of the answer script, copy and complete. Detach and ball out.
6. save all the formulae in your calculator and use them like a boss in the hall.
7. God forgive me.

A medical practitioner can speak or write for hours without saying anything.
What is the meaning of this

So, at this high altitude, the climber’s body
sets into a condition called hypoxic condition (implying what? Is it good or bad? What i hyproxic condition).
And also, due to the inadequate oxygen supply
to the muscles and brain, the body automatically
triggers the increase in production of red blood
cells(erythropoiesis)(implying what?).. This process is stimulated by the secretion of erythropoietien from the
kidney and also from the liver to the bone marrows which is the production site for red blood cells(so?)..
The availability of so much red blood cells means the availability of many haemoglobin components which is the red pigment of the
blood and also the oxygen carrier compound found in the red blood cells(what should we do with this information?).. The haemoglobin consists of two elements which are iron and
protein molecules(white elephant)..
(And now, ladies and gentlemen, the mother of gibberish).
The iron refers to the haem- which binds with oxygen and deposits it to the
fluid that surrounds the cells(Extra cellular
fluid). While the -globin refers to the[b] protein
molecule[/b] which binds with CO2 and brings it to
the lungs for diffusion and exhalation.
During the hypoxic condition in the climber’s
body which is because of the inadequate amount
of oxygen available for him. The hypoxia stimulates some chemoreceptors responsible for
relaying informations(bad grammar) for increase heart rate and respiration.
The climber begins to breathe faster and deeper so as to increase cardiac
output (is this good or bad to the climber?). This increase in cardiac output [/b]ensures that enough blood is supplied to the muscles and brain(before nko?).

Another one

Onlinebizexpert: okay oooo, make i flex u small
in high altitude there is low oxygen a condition which can be termed [b]HYPOXIA (good, we now know what hyproxia is. So what does it do?), this hypoxia stimulates the production of erythropoietin in the peritubular capillaries of the kidney, the erythropoietin [/b]thus produced enhances [b]erythropoiesis (murder!!, did you understand that?).

since hypoxia in high altitude is constant, that means the stimulation of erythropoiesis is continued leading to the production of excess erythrocytes (polycythaemia) these cells thus produced help to carry optimal amount of the little oxygen inhaled into the body system.
shey you now understand... (yeah right, you were just trying to say that the erythtocytic polycythaemia caused by the inhalation of capillaries in erythroprotein usually result in peritubuar production of hyproxia at high altitudes so Kenyan' find it easier to win long distant erythtocytic polycythaemiasis !)
as to whether i don graduate.....medicine is a continual course so there is no actual graduation

fijiano202: whats wrong with female househelp if u marry a Godfearing man you have nothing to be scared off..thats why i usually tell my married friends to always package themselves always even at home especially when their husband is out home...all u have to do is to discover new things abt urself and always bring something new to ur relationship

Dont tempt the Devil Me Lady.
A man may be able to dinstinguish between his wife and his house help but not that thing inbetween his legs.

If she can't keep my house heavenly clean and still cook a very nice dish on top of it while i watch TV, then she should leave and let a woman who can do it take her place.

I need to eat and leave the plates there, remove my shoe in the palour then go to my room on barefoot
Play with my kids and scatter everywhere!
Only to wake up the next morning and see everywhere clean again. If she can't do it, she should leave.
Do you know what we men face everyday? And you expect us to comeback to the house and start helping you with chores again, why did i marry you in the first place? If na s*x, ashawo full every where nah.

While we were young, you were using all your money for samsung galaxy S39 and brazillian hair, blackberry nails, long eye lashes and dating multiple older men. while we were reading motivational books, investing in series and series of failed business just to get the experience, being an apprentice for years with all the insults involved just to make it, boycotting parties and shows to save time and money, learning painful computer language after language, learning to pastor a church, lead a team, work all night, solicit for funds, perfecting our use of spoken and written english etc
Now when we finally make it and marry you, you want us to come and help you with house chores, if i suuulaaaaaaaaaaaaap you!

This is how many marriages fail
Option 1
Woman == Lazy with house chores
Man doesn't care
Woman invites househelp
Man gets househelp pregnant!

Option 2
Woman == lazy to cook
Man == eats at the cafeteria everyday after work
Man impregnates cafeteria woman's daughter!

Option 3
Woman == lazy to fork
Man == realizes his secretary is actually s*xy
Man impregnates secretary!

how much salary or payout are we looking at sir?

in the US, an armed man in a building can pin the entire police down for days.

Guykhena: *singing*
'Murder she wrote,Murder she wrote'

Hold on what country? Iran?
Ok I rest my case...

murder she wrought

Murder she wrought

Nigeria should try and score first
then change formation to 8 - 2 - 0
#bus

Why must a pharmacist be forced to do the job of a doctor?
Doctor => patient
pharmacist => drug lord
Simple, shikena, capische

For someone who has done drugs for 6 years in school 'shifting focus' from drugs to patients shouldn't take more than a 1 month course.
That's even if its necessary, because i dont think what they were studying in school was drugs for trees and insects. it has always been drugs for patients.

Sir-Tunechi:
you can rant for all i care, but am nt giving that car back, so swerve

u will.
The other alternative is to burn it and face the police case your family dont even have the money for.
In which case, u loose him and the money you would have made by selling it. He walks away. Marries another biatch and buys her another ride.

Or you can sell the ride, in which case, police will arrest you and you submit the car back
#you still loose.
#he still walks away, still marries another biatch and still buys her a new ride

You can hold the car and wait till he comes to confront you. You are hoping that his heart will fail him in this point and he will start begging u to come back. (this is ur sil.ly plan).
but its too dangerous. when a man makes up his mind to do something, even the gods will have to kill him to stop him.
in which case, you will exchange words, create a scene and he still collects the car
#you still loose!
your best bet now, is to return his ride peacefully with a written apology and possiblya big flower. Then wait for time to melt him.

You should be wise at 29. He met you 3 years ago, and disvirginedd u? That means u were a virginn till 26?!!! because of ur stupidd' arrogance with men.

Dont worry, your eye go clear soon.

Sir-tuneshi:
so you brought our issue here on
nairaland, you just behaved like a kid,
well for the records if you want your car
back then i want my virginity back

he didnt take it, Your virginitty is still inside ur pucy, just that its now open.

He has the particulars to the car, which means u are driving a stolen car.

You cant prove he stole your virginitty.

Drive his car to his house, drop the key and walk away. With a note just saying "I am sorry".
Then walk away.
If he doesnt call after 1 week, call him.

That's ur best chance of having him back. Dragging this matter on will make him get over you emitionally, and the u are screwed!

A 29 year old woman should be wise - enough to find a man, and be humble Enough to keep him.

you will be a very bad wife, no doubt. but if u are not careful, you will loose ur virginitty, car, his support, money and time u have invested in the relationship.

Some other wise girl who didn't work for it will walk in and marry him in 6 months while u are wasted on 20k per month with no man

pastor fire sign board

TB Joshua will heal this man in minutes!

Reno on point

OJB should go and sit down with his half kidney, does d'banj owe him a donation or refutation?

UI - 4th Jan

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GEJ till 2019.
Obasanjo is the baddest polirician ever!
If atiku, ibb, buhari etc comes to power obj knows that he is doomed. so:
step 1: Diss GEJ publicly so apc will think you hate him.
strp2: meet with apc chieftains and have them open their plans to u.
step3: instruct Gej on how to counter it and win the election again!
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"m weru ndidi na-eso uwa,
na-chukwa aku n'uba" - Phyno
#meaning roughly
"i follow the world with patience,
still pursuing fortune and fame"

"now checkout, am more popular than the VP (sambo)
now my case is status on their BB" - phyno

Olutola88: Does he have a girlfriend?

yes, her name is PS

This works like magic .
The alpha male should lock him in a room from 6am to 6pm with the PS , 2 working pads, electricity and all his game cds inside one room.
(with bed and furniture of course + food served at the right time.)
Then tell him to go and die playing PS
By 6pm, when u unlock him, he will walk out a different man.
This also works for several other addictions.

people shoot people because they have guns.
Disarm the populace.

21st to Comment #skelewu with a bucket at the healing river

21st to Comment #skelewu with a bucket at the healing river

Gravity finished Timaya and Died!
Timaya still rocks!