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What are most of you saying sef

The new website is to show that the current website can be better, do you want to now compare this with the current site ehn?

Those of you blah blah about it been template, cms, no documentation, blah blah
Ask questions before posting

My father would say "who asks question no de miss road"

Dont Assume, Ask (NEW NIGERIA)

new nigeria ke?
When you installed a cms?
Even after criticising the current site, then gave yourselves 3 months , and produced rubbish.
New nigeria ke?
Hand coding the site would have proven the nigerian pottential.
New nigeria ke, if the site goes live , prepare for a law suit from the cms creators for not including their links. Lol.
You guys should just start affresh.
Report card not marked.
Lol.

as long as its php i'll fishout any tools you used in minutes.
But this time its a blank page.

*dhtml:
^^^If you can identify the cms used, i will actually shake you from here

identify the cms used on a blank page?

*dhtml:
Did anyone tell you this project was developed using drupal? or an existing cms? It is a cms alright, but i doubt you know the name.

if you its a cms you used, then go and sit down, you didnt do anything.
You are not a web designer, you are a cms installer, all of you.
And now i have more respect for any bager who did the present ugly fed govt site you criticised.

i will not say what everybody is saying.
I will say that you have done a very bad job, if this is all you (40 web designers!) can come up with after 3 months.

Remember you started by critisizing the already existing FG website.
(as if you can design heaven and earth).
Well here it is www.newnigeria.org.ng
a complete blank page as at the time am typing this.
People who could see it think the navigation had errors and the banner was wrongly fitted.
This shows the site was not tested.
I wonder who the project manager was.
40 web designers no graphic designer, sounds funny.
No testing team.
No documentation team.
40 member critic team.
Next time dont start out by criticising something you cant do much better than.

Araysay:
All this long grammar for people who wanno phock with anus or chop cootchie?
If na ya anus or cootchie dem knack. . . Patrick Oba go quench with grammar.
You religious bodies do not have any business imposing your views on others either.
See all the threads about this 'homosexuality' business.
It just goes to show that Africans are really idle.

Just as you shove down your beliefs on others. . . get ready to have others shove theirs down your throats.
God also gave everyone free will. . . Same-sex or not.
I hope homosexuals get the to be in large enough numbers to make you 'heterosexuals' the minority and start killing your arzzzes too!

While you worry about the so-called homosexuals. . .don't forget the deceptive pastors in your midst who swing both ways and are married to decieve you and the world.

fukc boy, fukc.
That makes you smatter than most africans.
Fukc boy, find a good horse with a big fukc stikc,
throw your wrong hole open
and get fukcd boy, get fukcd
it makes you advanced.
Fukc back boy , fukc back.
Marry the horse,
get fukcd , fukcd, fukcd boy,
take in .nd
adopt a kid.
Teach him to get fukcd,
teach iim to be advanced like you.
He isnt your biological son so when he gets to 18, fukc him boy, fukc him hard.
its your right, africans are backward, and though you are an african you are living in the US. . . and getting your son fukcd by your horse, so you are advanced in thinking and excersing your full rights.
Cut out a beautiful tree stump in your backyard.
Stick it in your hole and fukc yourself boy, fukc.
You know what you are doing and david mark is backward.

Jetli stunts are not impossible, TB Joshua does most of them , for real.

FOR BANK ROBBERY : jet li.
FOR OMO NI LE : jackie chan.

Batam:
GEJ should think twice before taking these horrendous decision and he should not allow sycophant to push him to derail democracy. He should know that petrol is the major driver of the economy in Nigeria and failure to consider the poor masses in action may invite chaos and civil unrest. History will not forgive him if he kills our young democracy. He should not because he increase civil servant salary then punish other masses.

bro no worry, no be today.
First they tried post election violence, they used helpless almajiris,to hide their true identity, thinking it was gonna degenerate into a complete egyptian style protest.
Police caught 200 almajiris, and till today no one knows what happened to them.
-Then they threatned with faceless boko haram, JTF entered north, guy , today their are uncountable missing able bodied young men unheard in the press.
-now they have resorted to protests, and this time, they are hoping to get other imbeciles to join them!
Lol at press news the following day:
police kill 30 boko haram members in a bloody attempt to enter the FCT!

GEJ remove the subsidy now!
Nothing go happen!
Ensure that nigerian anti-riot police still dont have any rubber bullets left
so that they wont have any option but to use real ones.
(as usual)

all boko harams are insane,
so it aint no new deal.

Ileke-IdI:
What a clown.
If only 2015 can be next year.
Boko harams can always refine their target sha.

bad belle go kill some people.
No offeinse.

texazzpete:
I give up; you're already too far gone 

definitely. Lol

we won only once and lost twice(destroyed twice).
Does that make any meaning to you?

Ileke-IdI:
Does this look like a section which  cares about that scammer, TB Josh?

do you really think he can step out and lie against eguaveon in the open? Just like that?

checkout TB Joshua's shocking comment on the match

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-817741.0.html

yesterday in his church that is live-streamed over the internet to the whole world, TB Joshua made a shocking revelation!
'Your(nigerian) coach austin came to me on the day he was about to leave for our match in morocco' TBJ said.
'i told him he has come late, what can i do a day before the match? And it was a monday i had monday service.
What can i do? Well i had to attend to him. Even if you meet me at the restroom i will attend to you,that is what a prophet should be.
I said, well , i can only tell you the mind of God now.
Assuming he came two weeks before the match i would have guided him on what to do.
I told him that morrocco will destroy the nigerian dream two times.
I told him to tell his boys not to allow morrocco to destroy the nigerian dream.
Thank God there was a young man with austin , his name is felix.
I told austin to tell his boys that morrocco will be the toughest match they would play, if they succeed with morrocco, they would succeed in all the other matches.
After the match austin called me and said that though we lost the match, all i said was true.
I asked God 'who is this man?' . God said he is a good man.
Well, i want to tell (advise) nigeria to give austin a second chance, he will surprise nigeria, hmmm(yes), he is a good man.
Another thing is this,
do not use relationship to determine who should be where,
coach should be given the free will to choose which best players to play in match.
Even if they all come from the same tribe, as long as they are the best and they are representing nigeria.
They should stop using quota system, else this problem will continue.
Please give austin another chance.
Football is something that unites us all, both christians and muslims, thats why you see me talking about football.
Thank you' - TB Joshua.
PS:
I wrote from memory.
Actual transcript may be more detailed.

egift:
@Alloy:
You should give it to Tinubu on this. Don't allow your hatred to deceive you. The problem with Jona and PDP is that they do not know how to do good and legally. They just wanted to use gra gra and push Mr. Tinubu into jail.

I am not Tinubu fan and I support corruption to be punished (I personally support capital punishment), but it should not be selective, lousy, stupidly pursued, illegal, and as a means for corruption, oppression and intimidation.

BTW, what type of jugment were they pursuing (a 3months?).

Tinubu ride on jare! When some serious on corruption come in - you and Jonathan can share a cell at Kirikiri

have you forgotten that this is nigerian politics.
If you release the money, they let you be.
Do you really think baba suwe hadnt any drugs?
Do you think bankole didnt take no money?
Do you think NAS can jail obasanjo?
Release the money and go free or keep it and be an ibori!
Nigerian politics ir not were block heads rally, its a very intelligent and deadly game.
The more you paint GEJ as a retardd, the more you are deluded.

@OP
you are possessed with an evil spirit.
If you doubt me, checkout the kind of dreams you have.
It will end you up as a second wife.
'even if you give your life to christ (alter call) you still need deliverance' - TB Joshua.

@OP
is currently living in the US.

'He and other lost sons has lost touch with reality on the current situation of nigeria' - GEJ (to chinua achebe)

unclenna:
waoh, you guys are great. Security is my most concern. from what dhtml and others said i think asp.net can give me what i want but is difficult to get help when you have problem with asp.net than php. Thanks all. Am very greatful.

secu-what?
Dont even say that again.
Now lets roll heads.
Paypal - the worlds accepted merchant site was built with php.
Liberty reserve and all the other highly secure money exchange sites- php!
Facebook - built with php.
SMF(the app on which nairaland is running) - built with php.
Phpbb - no need to say, its already on the name.
Joomla - php
drupal(on which US govt website is runniing - php
name them, name them bro.

Now back here:
Beaf's project site - built with php.
All *dhtml's sites - built with php.

I can keep on listing.
@beaf
Go hack facebook, nairaland, paypal make i see.

@OP
bro dont say i didnt warn you.
ASP is bulky, and slower.
Has less community support.
Built buy microsoft (you know what it means? You gon pay pay pay)
i once saw on a site
windows hosting for 35GB is $99 per month!
While linux(for php) is $10!
Guy , no body they use asp now.

*dhtml:
Well, If you are interested in learning php, you can enroll in my free online classroom - www.classes..net
I moved from asp to php - but i think they are both equally good language, but for newbies in this Nigeria, i will recommend PHP.
Yeah i know i may seem biased, but what else would you expect from a PHP expert? But still, i will say that asp.net is better.

*dhtml:
Well, If you are interested in learning php, you can enroll in my free online classroom - www.classes..net
I moved from asp to php - but i think they are both equally good language, but for newbies in this Nigeria, i will recommend PHP.
Yeah i know i may seem biased, but what else would you expect from a PHP expert? But still, i will say that asp.net is better.

if asp is better
1. Why did u move to php?
2. Became an expert there.
3. Created all your sites in php.
4. Start a php classroom?
Your joomla in php, mambo in php, wordpress, os ticket, zen cart, wiki, drupal, your entirelife . . . And mine too! ?

go for php, no doubts, just go.
Asp is dying.
Checkout the internet.
What percentage of those sites where done with asp?
Bro everything is php.
Everything php is free!
Here u have dreamweaver, there you have phpmyadmin
and up there u have a promising site.
Php is faster than asp, pls google it.
Php is better than asp, pls google it.
Php is more effective than asp, pls google it.
Php is growing faster than asp, pls google it.
I can now create mobile and desktop apps with php, pls ask me!
Pls dont look back, just go for php.

senate should enact a law that basically says
'companies should not benefit from fuel subsidy
but masses should'.
I know that's possible,some how.
If its done, FG will get half of the money they want for the development of the nation, and the masses will also benefit.
GEJ was right all the way, but i think he should look into this suggestion.

no one quantest TB Joshua.
He remains the greatest ever.
No competition.
TB Joshua can change someone's mind!
Eg. When a man is too heartless to his wife, and this is causing marital problem.
TB Joshua prophetically declares the problem,
the wife agrees,
he gives instances of when the man has wronged the wife,
the husband agrees.
He explains the cause.
Then explains what he wants to do,(change the man's heart) then proceeds to touch his heart.
After which he declares 'the love now will be more established!
*
this is a typical example of his uncountable family restoration.

After wish.

This man is simply nigeria's greatest president.
In the future people will read this man's words for motivation.

@OP
kneel down.

1. List all the features of the legacy app
2. Modify the database
3. Rewrite the entire app!

NEGATIVE INDICATORS
believes in already made CMSes like wordpress,zencart etc

totorimi:
Let us see action, enough of the promises and swearing and pledging to do. Talk is cheap, 2 years is counting now still stories. I promise, I pledge, i swear, we are committed, we will, bla bla bla. We want to see actions stop the talk and walk the talk

none so blind as those who wont see. Open your eyes bro.

hey!
i am currently scripting a social network, i could help.

Hey again!
Am not reinventing any wheel, i am building a buldozzer tyre!
ADVICE:
if you want to learn programming, concentrate one and forget all the others, treating them as if they dont exist.

Only then can you attain proficiency.
Currently, i can raise the dead with php.