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leslieu63: I feel so honored to be the third comment. All of
my hardwork and dedication has paid off.
Getting the top comment has been a dream of
mine for many years, and I would like to thank
those who have helped me along the way. First
and foremost I would like to thank God for
giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to
thank my parents. I want to thank my dogs
wizkid and bingo, for being really fat and always there for
me. Next I would like to thank the squirrel dbanj that
lives in my backyard for climbing trees because
that gives me inspiration that I need to get
through the day. This is a special moment in my
life and I would like to thank any of my
unmentioned friends and family that have
helped me along the way. This moment will be a
moment that I will never forget. I just
remembered a few other people I would like to
thank; facebook,nairialand, my girlfriends and sugar mummies, the fish I caught in the third
grade, my light in my room because I wouldn’t
be able to see the keyboard without it, the
internet for letting me go on facebook, my
house because without it I would be homeless,
and last but not least I would like to thank all
the people out there that actually took time out
of their day to read this. I cannot stress how
much of a big deal to me this is. I have been
trying to be the first comment on a post for
years, but that has not been possible until this
amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will
continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare
occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I
would say, you can achieve anything that you set
your mind on. To all the kids out there reading
this, I would like to tell them to follow their
dreams. Being the top comment is amazing,
thank you everyone!

Funniest thing i've read in a while!

BLACK MAGIC EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT THE TWO:
when you visit a witch doctor and request for a charm - to get rich for instance.
The does 2 major things in general:
1. Ask you to commit a sin that will condem your soul forever, eg. Denounce God, kill someone for ritual, rape a virgin etc
2. Finds a way to strengthen ur spirit which is the actual force required to accomplish anything in life. Remember Its God's spirit that actually empowered the apostles into fearlessness and speaking in strange tongues.
Eg. Of something a witch doctor will tell u to do is
a. Kill your mum. This way you wont have to hesitate in doing whatever evil while hustling etc.
B. Bring 2million naira for the ritual within 3 days or die! You really have to rob to accomplish this.
C. Kill a part of your body etc.

Now to give u your first cash, the devil will possess an unholy rich man and make them foolishly give u their money! (reason many people who've lost huge sums were actually stupid in the process).

finally, the devil isnt stupid, after making sure u kill all your loved ones, he'll make you commit unecessary suicide or die in another very shameful way.
You already sold/condemned your soul so no heaven, your soul is his!
That's good business for him!

strangest: We need volunteers from nairaland that will move in as soon as possible to curtail the shameless Boko rams

wicked boy

that does not mean anything, Google wont beat down facebook.
Facebook is attacking Gmail!

lol

fake police uniform could have been used.
Gaddafi only trained them in weapons handling, their sponsors inporting only weapons everyone forgot the medical side!

for all good muslims its Ramadan kareem, for the agressive few its Ramadan Kabomb!

doctokwus: When dey shd b in Ghana sorting out d man's affairs.Don't undersatand y they are in dat place,assuming its true

Its live service and am watching it now.

doctokwus: His stupidity is getting annoying.Wen a mortal wants to claim credit for things he does not evn av an iota of idea about,u know he is losing it.I wonder d kind of conscience pple dat attend his church go there with

the son and wife of atta mills is in TB Joshua's church now confirming his story.

TB Joshua is saying this now at the synagogue church of nations.
Please if you are watching it, help update this thread.
When i told him he would be the president many years ago, he told me 'no, i am a professor'.
Years later he called and told me he was invited to contest in the election!
After failing 2 times as i prophesied, he called me from south africa that he was booked for operation on his to his eyes.
I called him the next day and told him that God said he shouldn't attempt that operation!
Well he proceeded to do the operation on one eye. After the operation he got blind in that eye and deaf in one ear.
He flew down to Nigeria, after 10 days with me here his hearing was restored. But God insisted the blind eye will remain blind because he was warned.
He then proceeded to contest the third time in that condition and won as God has instructed.
An unexplainable unity among the political class will happen in Ghana. This is what he fought for and won.
Evans atta mills was a matyr.
It was not a disease or ailment that killed him, it was God's time.
When we were celebrating his birthday with him here and i was standing here with him, i had already told him how his end will be.
That's why a day before he died he told those around him 'i'll surprise you tomorrow!' .
He was a good man, modest in his leadership. Africa is not yet marture for his style of leadership.
God says, he has run his race and has finished well." - TB Joshua

Here is Atta Mills Confirming that TB Joshua Prophesied his victory.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzR1poV0r04

A clip from one of the days Prof Atta Mills had visited TB Joshua.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B_RLZfru70

ebamma: Allahu Akbar, we have killed those infidel soldiers,anyone who dares oppose us shall be sent to his forefathers.

All your friends are dead.
You will live long bro like you have asked for. The bomb will go off while you are building it and dismember you half way, and you'll live that way for the rest of your sorry life.

The Christians you are fighting wont stop going to church.
True Islam wont stop either.
The PDP wont stop.
Nigeria wont stop.

they were busy advertising iphone and iOS.

Chinom: I just have 3 highpoints at the show.
1 ) Mr. Bean of course. He did steal the show
2 ) Naija team with their lovely outfit and always positive attitude, dancing away.
3 ) That James Bond theme at Her Majesty's Service. Very recognisable and British.

Lowest point was bringing a very sick and old Muhammed Ali into the whole show. That was not neccessary. Sad to watch.

you don't get it, Mohammed Ali is thn world's greatest!

Mr. Ibu Is no match for Mr. Bean.
Mr. Bean is a Genius!
Without saying a word he made me laugh till i cried!

Emmanuel. We were shocked to discover an article currently circulating around the internet in which a media house claimed to interview Prophet T.B. Joshua concerning the death of our late President of Ghana.

In response to this false interview, this is an official communication from The SCOAN & Prophet T.B. Joshua:

"The interview in LEADERSHIP NEWSPAPER of Thursday 26/7/2012 titled “I Did Not Foresee Atta Mills’ Death – T.B. Joshua” does not represent me, T.B. Joshua, because I was not around and I never spoke with anyone.

"People say all sorts of things against me but God says “Touch not my anointed and do him no harm”. Why should anybody write this -as if you will not die one day?

"Remove this interview! The interview was not from me. Your staff never spoke with me. I was not around. Once again, Leadership Newspaper Editorial Staff should please remove this interview for God’s sake!

"Don’t fight a prophet; don’t fight God!

"Once again, readers, this is the first time I am talking to the public after the demise of our late president.

"I will talk as God instructs me on Sunday Live service on Emmanuel TV.

"Don’t let anyone or organisation in any medium deceive you.

"I have not granted any interview and I will not because God has not permitted me until Sunday Service.

"I will not grant any interview until Sunday Live Broadcast.

"Those that may have copied the false story from LEADERSHIP NEWSPAPER should remove it from their sites because this does not represent me. It is not from me."
SOURCE: http://www.facebook.com/pages/TB-Joshua-Ministries/103470916440360?ref=stream

LEadership NewsPaper Lied!

gudnex22: Mr know it all if this has been around since why you no allow us know? Try to appreciate things mr ingrate.

Appreciate what? Aren't you ashamed of what our army is doing?
next they will invent a boko haram water cistern flushing robot

wait did they callit robot?

Our military are turning into jokers!
Boko set a police station in boronu on fire yesterday , and walked away freely the 100th time in the same city!

More

As the PHP Nigeria group on Facebook ( http://www./169274473187646/ ) grew larger and larger
a problem arose - the group had no banner!
Everyone is a programmer, so who will design the banner? Should graphic designers be paid?
NaNa , see what group members came up with within minutes!
What do you think?

TB Joshua is a superman. That's why stuffs about him make front page.

lol!
Import something 4rm china
then go to press to make noise . . . Even before its imported!
Lol
Na only engine oil nigeria fit manufacture (Abros motor oil - original kia kia )

afam4eva: If he's found guilty, he should be ruffled into kiri-kiri. This is a serious offense and should not be taken lightly.

the probability of that happening in Nigeria is 0.001!

the man was so stinkingly rich before he joined politics. Loosing this post wont even ruffle his feathers.
Man so f*cking rich.
Everyone knows Huzod.

2 early to rate him

Billyonaire: Is Emmanuel TV on DSTV, please let me know how to access it.

no MyTv

iHustle: Woe betide you, you native goat! You don't even deserve to be called a goat, slowpoke!

choi!

join 'PHP Nigeria' on facebook.

farouk could use this for atleast 5mins. Lol

the most amazing thing is that GEJ is doing all these without hurting anyone!

belgore should be posted to boronu to go and present a long whitepaper on the importance of Nigeria as a nation and the beauty of westernization. Then submit a preliminary report on the reaction of their youths in both mosques and town meetings.
The data should be collected over a span of one year.
#suicide

ypzilanti: If GEJ implements this, I will pose without my boxers and upload on my nairaland profile.

Na today we don dey see report? Even bills sent for presidential assent are still lying on his table unsigned.

do you want to hang nairaland?
The server wont be able to process the bits of the congo evil forest image that's been hidden by those brave boxers for years!

the office of the first lady doesnt exist.
Its just a title. Why should it be scrapdd? How does it affect the growth of nigeria?
Does Alfa Belgore smoke?
Making recommendations on jealousy. Lol