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Crime / Re: Goat Thief Handcuffed & Forced To Carry The Goat Behind Him (pics/video) by Modifire(m): 2:54pm On Jun 09, 2023
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_dfvdaiSKY

Suspected goat thief handcuffed & forced to carry the goat behind him

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_dfvdaiSKY
grin grin
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Girl Comes To Your Place by Modifire(m): 2:44pm On Jun 09, 2023
JaneYave:
You be man, keep it up!
Babe if na you try wetin dis babe try for me ehn...Tori for don change oo
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Girl Comes To Your Place by Modifire(m): 2:43pm On Jun 09, 2023
Olokobintin:
Oloshos, single mothers, damaged ladies and ladies men have showed shege are my type of girls. Please if you do not know the value of that girl, send her to me. Please!
But why is it that most of the big girls falls for guyz with small dicks
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Girl Comes To Your Place by Modifire(m): 2:37pm On Jun 09, 2023
Olokobintin:
Oloshos, single mothers, damaged ladies and ladies men have showed shege are my type of girls. Please if you do not know the value of that girl, send her to me. Please!
Olokobintin grin grin grin and yet u still want bleep babes ur name funny die guy
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Girl Comes To Your Place by Modifire(m): 1:16pm On Jun 09, 2023
Samantha124:
It means she's hungry, give her urgent 2k.
Guy you can be right ooo becouse the day she visited me she was asking me if a ckked anything
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Girl Comes To Your Place by Modifire(m): 12:40pm On Jun 09, 2023
Rubyjade:
It means she trusts to let you into her comfort space.

It means she trusts you that you will not judge her on how her standard of living is, even if it's not the greatest.

It means that she might want to introduce you unofficially to her parents, if she likes you.

It means she likes having your company outside of school/college/work etc.

It DOESN’T necessarily mean she wants you inside her.
You view. As for me I think she wants me inside of her

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Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Girl Comes To Your Place by Modifire(m): 12:38pm On Jun 09, 2023
NoahHadNoArk:

She gave you the green light and you failed to pick it up. Now she sees you as being not man enough to have her. You’ve lost her bro, count your losses and move.

grin grin you no try bro gimi hope na
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Girl Comes To Your Place by Modifire(m): 12:10pm On Jun 09, 2023
thorpido:
You're the one touching someone provocatively yet you're saying she's an 'olosho' and 'she's hungry for sex'
Hypocrisy gbu o gi there.
grin grin grin am sorry sir but it's because the girl wants it na
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Girl Comes To Your Place by Modifire(m): 12:07pm On Jun 09, 2023
JaneYave:
What could visiting mean apart from show of care, love and sacrifice. On the other hand, treat you visitor with all dignity, respect and appreciation. It is as simple as that, life is ordinarily simple even in reletionships,. We are the ones complicating things.
Even if the girl is flashing her puna? You think that thing down there can be controlled? Girl you no go understand.its just becouse I have some self restraint that they that's why I didn't bleep her that day
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Girl Comes To Your Place by Modifire(m): 12:00pm On Jun 09, 2023
Tallesty1:
Why do you touch people provocatively?
If you were in my shoes you would do worse
Romance / Re: Have You Had An Encounter With A Mad Person?? by Modifire(m): 11:52am On Jun 09, 2023
lavylilly:
I’ve never personally had an encounter with a crazy person. My girlfriend however, was followed by a nutcase when she was leaving work at around 10 PM. Her place of work is in a bad part of town that has some criminals and crazies.

The crazy dude followed her after she left the building and kept muttering to himself “she’s a pretty devil, she probably tastes real good”. My girlfriend started running and this guy took off after her running full speed. He started gaining on her and according to her, he was basically frothing at the mouth and saying he wanted to eat her. Figuring she had no choice, she drew her weapon and told him to stop bothering her or she would shoot. He froze, stumbled over, and collapsed. She called the police and he was arrested. He was probably crazy and high on crystal meth.

Unfortunately, incidents like this are becoming kind of commonplace in some cities with left wing political leadership who refuse to deal with vagrants, drug addicts, criminals, and crazies in order to seem “compassionate”. Fortunately, this is Texas and we can conceal carry guns to protect ourselves.

Yes when I was much younger. There was this mad man we usually make fun of by singing funny songs and stoning him. So one day when I was moody due to the beating my mum gave,I was on an errand for my mum.i happen to pass by that spot where the mad man was usually resting when from no where I was rushed by the mad man and all of a sudden my two hands was held by the mad man and I was given three dirty slaps.that day a loose one my teeth. Since then I never passed on that street again.

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Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Girl Comes To Your Place by Modifire(m): 11:39am On Jun 09, 2023
solmusdesigns:


Only one way to find out... Call her over and try get intimate... If she backs out then stop if she enjoys it then she's yours
The day she visited I asked her to sleep over she refused hesitantly had it been I was persistent there was a chance she could sleep over that day. God it seems that girl was so hungry for sex that day.but since then when I call her, she's always giving me silly excuse
Romance / Re: Things To Avoid As A Man For A Long Healthy Life by Modifire(m): 11:33am On Jun 09, 2023
willi926:
U no put gambling. Those addicted very much to gambling most times look worn-out and always depressed
grin but sex worn out men quickly
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Girl Comes To Your Place by Modifire(m): 11:32am On Jun 09, 2023
solmusdesigns:
Just as you have konji, girls have konji too
So are you saying she wants sex?
Romance / What Does It Mean When A Girl Comes To Your Place by Modifire(m): 11:27am On Jun 09, 2023
There is this new girl I just met. I could swear she was giving me green light that same very day.i held her that same day touching her provocatively, the girl is cute Sha but I could sense she's an olosho from the way she was talking to me carelessly about intimate issues. Well the next day we met again she says she wanted to take her to my place ......
Romance / Re: What Do You Do When A Girl Has A Serious Boyfriend And Still Possessive Of You by Modifire(m): 11:21am On Jun 09, 2023
YinkaOlusesi16:
U funny shaa, why she no go act clingy when you dey yansh her.
grin
Education / Re: Become A Pro In Archicad In 2 Months (aba) by Modifire(m): 11:09am On Jun 09, 2023
Vyye:

Easy tough guy👇🏾


What you'll learn
- The student will learn in practice the ARCHICAD
- Create an architectural project from start to finish.
- Make all the technical drawings of floor plans, sections, and
facades.
- Produce details, schedules and 3D rendered model.
- Create Architectural realistic 3D model
- Learn to Prepare Professional Architectural Building Document for
LGA registrations.

The Class schedule:
Class 1: Basic Concepts, Work Environment and Tools.
Class 2: Project Beginning, Terrain, Structure.
Class 3: Structure, Stairs and Ramps.
Class 4: Terrain: Cut and Embankment, Walls, Element Attributes.
Class 5: Doors and Windows, 3D Sections.
Class 6: View Map, Railing Tool, Roof Tool.
Class 7: Libraries, Bathroom and Kitchen Equipments, Furniture,
Vegetation.
Class 8: Wall, Sidewalk, Sections and Facades.

Class 9: Interiors Elevations, Details, Schedules, Layout Books,
Publish PDF/DWG.

Class 10: 3D Document, Rendering, Sun Study.

Class 11: Exporting to Artlantics Studio, File opening, Toolbox,
Navigation, AC cameras, Colour Manipulations, Focal length.

Class 12: Shaders, Lights, Holidion, Sky , Clouds, Perspective,
Objects ,
Settings, Backgrounds, Fog, Date, Night impressions. Picture Size,
Revolution, Physical Camera, Rendering and 3D Exporting.

Class 13: Preparation of Architectural Building Document for LGA
registrations.
You skipped building takeoff valuation and quantification
Education / Re: Become A Pro In Archicad In 2 Months (aba) by Modifire(m): 8:05am On Jun 09, 2023
Vyye:

.bro dis link is 4kd up can't you just copy and paste here? Wtf
Romance / Re: Porn Has Ruined My Life by Modifire(m): 5:43am On Jun 09, 2023
Worriedguy6699:
I just figured out why my dick falls before penetration. First of all my morning erection is the hardest I’ve ever seen. It can stay erect for over 30 minutes without porn.

So I tried to look at pictures of pussy hoping they will turn me on. The sight is quite ugly and I wasn’t turned on. But when I watch a man with Hard penis penetrating pussy, I immediately get hard.

I just woke up with a very hard erection and tried to look at pussy pictures. I immediately lost my erection.

I think I’ve convinced my brain into liking dicks than pussy. I think that’s what porn does to you. You think you’re the one doing the penetration but the whole time you’re brainwashing yourself to be turned on by dicks.

I’ve saved over 20 pictures of pussy and none of them turned me on.

How do I fix this?

Omo I’m crying as I’m typing this. So this is what porn does to you? I love women so much and always wondered why my dick gets soft before penetration even when it’s very hard during pre-intimacy. Ah… I’ve ruined my life.

It’s now I understand what porn does. I don’t know if it’s too late
Bro my frank idea is this Get a life partner,someone you want to spend your life with and then you marry and continue a4kn as much as you want believe me bros sexual urge never ceases
Romance / Re: High Level Of Sex Caused By Fuel Subsidy by Modifire(m): 5:31am On Jun 09, 2023
Illegal1:


omoh.......hw many people u dn see wen catch AIDS?
Guyh
He no dey show 4 face oo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Spanish Teacher Urgently Needed In Abuja by Modifire(m): 9:19pm On Jun 08, 2023
Jeffy101:
Are you a good Spanish Instructor, check out the flyer.
Mumu work wey never do us na Spanish u dey carry am give I no pitty you
Romance / Re: High Level Of Sex Caused By Fuel Subsidy by Modifire(m): 9:16pm On Jun 08, 2023
SultanOfAbia:

I can never catch Aids.. my Gene is immune to Aids virus
Dey play

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Celebrities / Re: Actress, Iya Gbonkan Breaks Down In Tears Of Joy As She Receives Brand New Car by Modifire(m): 9:15pm On Jun 08, 2023
WonderManly:
Actress, Iya Gbonkan Breaks Down in Tears of Joy As She Receives Brand New Car From Fan

Barely a month after veteran actress, Margaret Bandele better known as Iya Gbonkan publicly cried for help, the veteran has received a brand new car.

The Yoruba movie star has been gifted a brand-new car by one of her fans.

In a video posted online, Iya Gbonkan was captured sitting in her new car as she gave thanks to God and prayed for the fan.

Last month,  the actress noted how she has been acting for decades yet doesn’t have a car.

She claimed that she has been jumping on buses every day to get to her destination.

Iya Gbonkan called on her fans to celebrate her now that she is still alive and not wait to kill a cow when she is dead.

“I have been acting for decades yet I don’t have a car. I jump on buses every day. If I die now, you will kill a cow. Celebrate me now that I am alive. I need a car from my fans”.

https://www..com/talk/topic,564282.0.html

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtPL_7oAwJy/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MmJiY2I4NDBkZg%3D%3D
Am very happy for you mam you deserve more than a car ma. Wishing you prosperity good health and more wealth ma
Romance / Re: High Level Of Sex Caused By Fuel Subsidy by Modifire(m): 9:12pm On Jun 08, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
Guys I have bleeped so much to the point I feel irritated by sex.
Sinece Monday I have been paying to have sex with 2 girls
The girls are blood sisters, we meet at an eatry they begged me fo some money.
That's how I requested to have sex with them for bigger money.
Long story short, I had sex with them since Monday till today.

Money is powerful, see as am knacking 2 sisters back to back. Sometimes raw.

But I can't help but think of how easy it is to Bleep girls due to effect o economy
When HIV AIDS 4k you up don't come back here crying

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Food / Re: How Much Is A Plate Of Food In Your Area Now? by Modifire(m): 9:08pm On Jun 08, 2023
Cost of buying food would soon be as cheap as we can all have it BGG
Celebrities / Re: How To Build Love Without Money by Modifire(m): 5:34pm On Jun 08, 2023
okponyiavictor2:
Making a girl deeply love you in this modern world without money is kind of difficult because there are limited resources to use and develop the relationship. Many girls may express preferences for tall, handsome, and well-groomed boys, among other traits.

 However, guys should not let this discourage them from pursuing the ones they love. Here is the secret. Do you know that girl feels more indepted to ....

https://postyours.xyz/page.php?id=75
La klique la mad
Celebrities / Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinks The Idea Of Heaven Is Just A “Fantasy” by Modifire(m): 5:28pm On Jun 08, 2023
Almiron:
ogun kee your papa, na vulture go chop his corpse.
Oloribuku kid wey lack home training na thunder go faya ur yansh for dia
Celebrities / Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinks The Idea Of Heaven Is Just A “Fantasy” by Modifire(m): 1:43pm On Jun 08, 2023
Almiron:
exactly what he's saying, all na film trick. Fantasy. Figments of imagination. Wake up to real life and enjoy life while it last. He don already live his life and made impact, can't say the same about wey you no even sure where next meal will come from. Get a life
See dis werey na ur papa u dey talk to abi?
Celebrities / Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinks The Idea Of Heaven Is Just A “Fantasy” by Modifire(m): 1:38pm On Jun 08, 2023
Almiron:
Arnold Schwarzenegger says heaven is a ‘fantasy’: ‘Anyone that tells you something else is a f–king liar.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2023/06/06/arnold-schwarzenegger-says-heaven-is-a-fantasy-we-wont-see-each-other-again/amp/

Okeyy he go be like film trick for you on that day when angel go sama harmer for that your stupid teeth
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Sexually Penetrating 9-year-old Boy In Jigawa (Photos) by Modifire(m): 1:32pm On Jun 08, 2023
Mrfeel:

Arrewa said he sees nothing wrong with gay
Mumu people so na only aboki dey do gayism?
Crime / Re: DJ Ali Dan-Asabe Remanded For Disturbing Islamic School by Modifire(m): 8:57am On Jun 08, 2023
Such kind of stupid people deserves a jail term

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