₦airaland Forum

labake1:
At your age, which animal are you scared of?



Mine is Snake, I know that Lala won't like this. Even though I have killed one before, I am still scared of it

DatNaijaGuy:
You want are looking for an apartment and the landlord gives you this rules and regulations, will you still rent that apartment?
Can you cope with this rules as a tenant?

ArewaNightmare:
only Desperate people can live in such house and they don't last more than 2 yrs in such building


As for me I cannever pay shishi 😆 to subject myself to modern slavery

Imagine paying landlord MAINTENANCE FEE YEARLY 🙆 who does that 🙄

Landlord gives me permission to buy things I need from other shops 😃😃 ,so if landlord is selling at exorbitant rate I'll buy abi 🙄


I'm feeling like seeing this landlord now 😆 so I'll chook finger 🤘 inside the MOFO EYES 😜

FarukuWadata12:
Dear Nairalanders,

I humbly ask for your guidance on a saving plan that can help me resist the urge to misuse money. I'm looking for a method to gradually save any amount, no matter how small, over at least one year without the ability to withdraw or spend the saved funds. I hope my request is clear.

I seek a savings strategy that will allow me to save money solely for saving, ensuring it remains untouched for a year. I kindly request knowledgeable individuals to assist me in finding a suitable solution.

Thank you for your understanding and support.

Curious345:
Hello guys..

Happening right now. I just chewed a fat healthy Coackroach. It was hidden inside the full spoon load of beans I just scooped and gulped now.

I only later started feeling the aftertaste of Coackroach after some 2seconds later.

Please what do I do?

Any drug I can drink to forestall any Impending negative scenario?

Nemesis0147:
youtube
Vidmate
Google
Net Naija
Netflix 😂

Nemesis0147:
chai
Thank you boss but I couldn’t find it there oh 😢

Nemesis0147:
I have been looking for this movie titled Shackles of Death: Directed by Sunny Okwori. With Rychardo Agbor, Padita Agu, Desmond Elliot, Empress Njamah.…they were youth coppers in the movie.
I have google
Searched YouTube but I can’t find it….is there any link we’re I can get old nollywood movies?

Escapist:
How do parents who share the same room with their young toddlers manage to make love without being noticed?

Asking for a family friend.

kingsways:
I mean what's difficult there??

At the rate of N745 to a Dollar, N200k is just a paltry $268 for one whole month. Less than $10 a day!

Not like the president is gonna pay from his private pocket, it's gonna be paid from our common purse

I feel so sorry for Nigerians, Nigerians have really suffered

superCleanworks:
which one be all this packaging of grammar? you dey furk ashawo. simple.

haba 🤣

OLAADEGBU:
Men run away when I tell them I’m a virgin – Viral ex-corper speaks

An ex-corps member identified as Justina Dauda, recently attracted the attention of netizens for proudly proclaiming her virginity upon completing the programme.

During an interview, Justina opened up about her experiences, revealing that whenever she discloses her virginity to men, they tend to distance themselves from her.

Full Story

ijustdey:
https://www.thecable.ng/petrol-is-also-a-matter-of-time-reactions-trail-drop-in-cooking-gas-price/amp

Nlfpmod

November1857:
Subsidy: FCT to develop lanes as FRSC wants Nigerians to embrace bicycle

FRSC said it's advisable for Nigerians to make use of bicycles now that fuel prices have skyrocketed due to subsidy removal.



https://www.pulse.ng/news/local/subsidy-fct-to-develop-lanes-as-frsc-wants-nigerians-to-embrace-bicycle/3plfxdn?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social

CondenseMilk:
Very true!

Being educated means that you have been found worthy of character and in learning.

Grades sometimes makes us to lose the real sense of Life.

melonsgroup:
Please I need a romantic name to call my husband.

Efna55:
In my teenage years I believed those girls that'll say they love being friends with guys than their gender, the older I get I realised that is rubbish talk. A male and a female can never be in a platonic relationship.

Melezenawii:
VP's wife rejected police aide attached to her two days after resumption. Her reason is that she's beautiful and single. 🙄
When being beautiful becomes a stumbling block.

https://twitter.com/olayemi_123/status/1665062889034530816

Bvlgari:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqDIpXAdN58

Hawker caught selling tap water inside bottle water to customers

chrisxxx:
Buhari: I am not aware. I am shocked and shall ensure the culprits are brought to book.

Dailyhappenings:
Kano State Governor, Abba Kabir Yusuf begins demolition of buildings approved for construction by immediate-past Governor, Abdullahi Ganduje, which he considered as illegal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9SWuotgLj4

Lalasticlala OAM4J Mynd44 Seun nlfpmod Dominique

willywasco:
In response to the recent hike in fuel prices, a student from the University of Maiduguri arrived on campus for his lectures riding a donkey. The student, whose name was not disclosed, explained that he resorted to this unconventional mode of transportation due to the significant increase in transportation costs resulting from the fuel price hike.



More

https://daybreak.ng/university-student-arrives-on-donkey-due-to-fuel-price-hike/

1nice:
All lesbians and gays in Nigeria must turn away from homosexuality and lesbianism, if they want to remain in Nigeria: enough of gays and lesbians harassing Nigerians in primary schools, secondary schools, universities, polytechnics, college of education, nurses school, work places, government houses, and others; Nigerians are fully ready to wage wars against gays and lesbians in Nigeria.

tobby20:
Wetinnu Dey try do
Nairaland b like pycharm or notepad abi

1nice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YncjaMBKR44&pp=ygUeSG9tb3NleHVhbHMgY2F1Z2h0IGluIE5pZ2VyaWEg

Rutherford2019:
Now you know why Buhari made sure he put Tinubu as his successor
All treasury looted, even borrowed money were looted leaving FG with nothing to run the government
Infact, removal of subsidy is just guise Tinubu used to justify the increase in oil prices
You can't remove subsidy without first of all removing the people in charge of subsidy
Nigerian oil sector should be overhauled, vetted and heads roll before you start talking of subsidy removal
Tinubu cannot vet or overhaul the sector because they are the one who put him there..in other words, Tinubu's government is just a continuation of Buhari's..RENEWED SUFFERING