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Romance / Re: Romantic Day Out: Nairaland Couple Go To The Beach. by Mogadishuu: 7:41am On Jul 12, 2021
DrFunmisticGlow:
And so what?
Are you angry cry
Sports / Re: Ladies, Is Tyrone Mings The Sexiest Footballer At The Euros? by Mogadishuu: 6:27pm On Jul 11, 2021
KosiGee:



How does a fellow man find another man sexy

I’m confused.
That's homo
Celebrities / Re: Lady With The World’s Biggest Lips Says She Wants More Surgeries(pictures) by Mogadishuu: 6:26pm On Jul 11, 2021
These oyibo people sha
Politics / Re: RUMORS: Nnamdi Kanu Pronounced Dead?? by Mogadishuu: 6:23pm On Jul 11, 2021
Simplyleo:
Bad news.
He is to die slowly with excruciating pain. angry
everybody dies
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Is Dead, And So What? by Mogadishuu: 6:21pm On Jul 11, 2021
jrjfjfj:
Do you mean the Fendi Freedom Fighter grin grin
You people are just complaining because Kanu bought Fendi. His initial plan was to buy an aeroplane with IPOB money and jollyficate round the world
Romance / Re: Romantic Day Out: Nairaland Couple Go To The Beach. by Mogadishuu: 6:18pm On Jul 11, 2021
AloneTK:


Cruel thing to do bro!
Body shaming a fellow human isn’t right.
You could have just read through and move on.
Making toxic comments is unhealthy.

My apologies if you feel offended. My piece was born out of concern and the need to draw your attention to what you wrote up there.
I thought beauty is on the inside grin where did I body sham anyone
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy In A Health NGO by Mogadishuu: 6:13pm On Jul 11, 2021
Done
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Just Blocked Me On Twitter Because I Said This(photo) by Mogadishuu: 6:12pm On Jul 11, 2021
What's the point of posting it on his wall
Travel / Re: Richard Branson's Flight To Space (Video) by Mogadishuu: 6:04pm On Jul 11, 2021
Aliens are around us
Romance / Re: She Said "Yes" Yesterday But Demanding 60k Today. by Mogadishuu: 5:53pm On Jul 11, 2021
You are her poverty alleviation scheme sir grin

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Romance / Re: Romantic Day Out: Nairaland Couple Go To The Beach. by Mogadishuu: 5:50pm On Jul 11, 2021
DrFunmisticGlow:
babe shocked shocked
Don't be angry!!

Just ignore him

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Romance / Re: Romantic Day Out: Nairaland Couple Go To The Beach. by Mogadishuu: 5:41pm On Jul 11, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
. I am HER FIRST. Well, Let me stoop low to your level, I am the Jabudu you are referring to as ugly. Post a picture of your babe with you. I post mine let check something. I need you to grow up. The beauty of a man is in his devotion to his God( beliefs), his respect, loyalty and love for his woman, his ability to take up financial responsibility as man( provider), your ability to pursue your dream and stand out, his love for humanity, animal and nature. Next time know when to use your useless tongue. You pick a fight with a wrong person. Calling my girl ugly is the height of it.I believe your useless, good for nothing, low brain of swine you call a girlfriend can unbutton my baby's shoe.. Get a life and learn to be happy for others.
Story...
Ugly is ugly bro. There is no way to dilute it

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Romance / Re: Romantic Day Out: Nairaland Couple Go To The Beach. by Mogadishuu: 4:29pm On Jul 11, 2021
Kingsuave:
At first glance,i thought the second picture was Lukaku undecided

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Romance / Re: Romantic Day Out: Nairaland Couple Go To The Beach. by Mogadishuu: 4:28pm On Jul 11, 2021
baralatie:

Seems like you have a crush on her body!
shocked

We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you

One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

And if you want love
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder, I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way the hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

You want love?
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder, I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland
(I'll never speak again, again
I'll use my hands)

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Romance / Re: Romantic Day Out: Nairaland Couple Go To The Beach. by Mogadishuu: 4:20pm On Jul 11, 2021
baralatie:

grin grin
if there is anything to applauded funmi on, it's about her weight. She has worked on her weight so much.
By the time she births her first baby like this, she'll still have a Selena Gomez body angry

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Romance / Re: Romantic Day Out: Nairaland Couple Go To The Beach. by Mogadishuu: 4:16pm On Jul 11, 2021
meenah04:
Ehn!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked
How can me and my minions help you angry angry

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Romance / Re: Romantic Day Out: Nairaland Couple Go To The Beach. by Mogadishuu: 4:14pm On Jul 11, 2021
Cc amaratarsha when you go marry? Our auxillary nurse don dey prepare o
Romance / Re: Romantic Day Out: Nairaland Couple Go To The Beach. by Mogadishuu: 4:00pm On Jul 11, 2021
See I don't have anything against you or your new found love/ bae but I am glad you chose to change bae.

You and your former dude (jalodo or whatever his moniker was) that found each other earlier on nairaland are fcukingUGLY. Yes the truth is bitter angry... Two Ugly people should never make babies.

No jokes, y'all both ugly and I am glad you both went your ways. There are enough monsters in the world already than for the two of you to make baby monsters. angry angry

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Romance / Re: Watch This Video If You Are Over 30 Years Old by Mogadishuu: 3:59pm On Jul 11, 2021
Godmother:
Happy Sunday, guys.
God mother Long time. What's in the video? I don't have data
Celebrities / Re: Sound Sultan Is Dead, Dies Of Throat Cancer by Mogadishuu: 11:04am On Jul 11, 2021
Life is short

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Family / Re: Can I Get A Good Man/ husband From Nairaland by Mogadishuu: 10:56am On Jul 11, 2021
mrblessed:
Baba, you have gotten something to keep yourself busy. Imagine the relentless exertion of energy to get a bimbo!
grin
Romance / Re: Don't Get Entangled by Mogadishuu: 5:17pm On Jul 06, 2021
I pity myself on your behalfgrin
Family / Home Coming by Mogadishuu: 5:15pm On Jul 06, 2021
Welcome

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Education / Re: 5 Teachings Of The Jehovah Witness That Other Christians Can't Reconcile With by Mogadishuu: 9:05pm On Jul 05, 2021
Mayniaa:
I thought they said you need holy spirit to decipher the bible, why are there so many interpretations of the bible leading to the different doctrines we have, each with its own dogma. How many holy spirit dey?


A bible is like a horse, you can ride it to whatever direction you want.
take it to the River and whip it to drink the water
Romance / Re: Don't Get Entangled by Mogadishuu: 9:00pm On Jul 05, 2021
anthonyuncle:


i laugh grin

1. how many have you taken there?
2. do you know what is called window period?
@ question number 2. I don't know any window but knock and it shall be opened unto you, seek and you shall find, ask and you shall receive. It's the "knocking the door period bro". E don dey rain for here since 8pm grin

I want to go and promote her ministry grin
Politics / Re: Lawyer Ejiofor: 'Nnamdi Kanu Was Abducted, Tortured & Beaten In Kenya' by Mogadishuu: 8:56pm On Jul 05, 2021
cassidy1996:
You can kill a revolutionary but you can never kill the revolution
Fred Hampton
Quotes are deceptive but you know the truth will always remain the same.
Ipob is dead on arrival

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Romance / Re: Don't Get Entangled by Mogadishuu: 8:52pm On Jul 05, 2021
anthonyuncle:

HIV is for immortals grin
That's why you should take her to the clinic and do test before you start having "Jerry Rawlings" with each other grin
Romance / Re: Don't Get Entangled by Mogadishuu: 8:44pm On Jul 05, 2021
anthonyuncle:
in a nutshell,
always use a condom
Condom is for peasants
Raw is for the gods

Which one are you embarassed
Fashion / Handkerchief And Pocket Size by Mogadishuu: 8:42pm On Jul 05, 2021
Sell
Education / Re: Was Your B.sc Final Year Project Of Any Use To You During/after School? by Mogadishuu: 8:36pm On Jul 05, 2021
webshopNG:
Omoh anybody that tries my final year project.
The house fit collapse o. Using palm kernel shells to mould blocks

Hahahaha e be things

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Education / Re: Was Your B.sc Final Year Project Of Any Use To You During/after School? by Mogadishuu: 8:35pm On Jul 05, 2021
I can't even remember what my project topic was all about

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Romance / Don't Get Entangled by Mogadishuu: 8:29pm On Jul 05, 2021
Omoge, fight for your life, don’t get entangled with a ne’er do well that will make you regret your existence. Skin to skin is a luxury, it’s not for casual hookups with any Tunde, Chike, Musa. Marriage is not a sound strategy for poverty alleviation. Even if it succeeds, the emotional price nko?



Bro, fight for your life, don’t get entangled with a girl whose sole purpose in life is to find a man to marry and become a burden to. Plan your life, don’t let 2 minutes of sexxxxx lock you into an impromptu “marriage “ to someone you don’t even like.



For both sexes, remember that solo suffering is a lot better than suffering with kaya. Einstein already came, Jesus already came and so have a lot of great men and women. Don’t be in a rush to birth kids you cannot cater for, your kids will never be Jesus. Premature childbirthing without the financial means is one of the surest ways to a lifetime of poverty


Credits... Mmotimo

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