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PetroDolla6:
The rant of a f00l. Who dash f00l sense?


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E pain you wella.

dolphinife:
His spinal cord would have been shredded into pieces by the Python....

But is it possible for ordinary python to swallow a human being as huge as that man?

Python wey dey swallow cow,antelope,etc, e come be human.
If you have eaten one before you would know that it is very much possible.

From what I know by eating the python is that it is definitely among the animals with the strongest bones on earth coupled with its heavily muscled elastic skin.

o boy see traffic
na so people fear snake reach?

PaperLace:
Lol...nice, but we won't be using formula 1.

If you quote Formula 1 for me in your attempted solution, I will give you half mark . 'cos the numbers in the second column are there for a reason. Let's stick to formula 2.

lol that is if it's not Objective.

[a×(a–1)]+(a–2), =a²–2
OR
(a×b)+(b–1) where b=a–1, =ab+b–1


Using a²–2, we have
3³–2= 9–2=...7
5²–2= 25–2=...23
7²–2= 49–2=...47
9²–2= 81–2=...79

So
10²–2= 100–2=...98
OR
USING ab+b–1
(10×9)+9–1,=90+9–1=...98

ba7man:
Yeah, very true.

..He'll add more zeros to it by investing it in fake products that endanger human lives or just simply invest in the profitable hard drugs business.

lol
Fake products you say.
Buh your Nigeria military is buying the fake boots made by Aba traders, and is also buying aviation parts from Innoson.

Pathetic is the mirror definition of yolobas.
The only thing you guys are good at is herbal melicine, most especially the ones that kill your fellow humans.

I know your type. You are one of those who go to market wif 5naira to buy something of 5000 wif it. Go to Aba, if you want topnotch product you bring out money for it. beta soup nah money kill am.
lemme teach you one more time oponu.

China today has one of the strongest economy in the world. How did they get to being what they are? They started just like Igbos, they produce things according to the amount you pay them.

But you coneheads are too lazy to even produce fake products let alone quality ones. It is only scam that you guys produce. Fraudulent yolobastards.

lastpage:
*I know you play "Chest-beating" a lot, that is what gets you into trouble after issuing failed Ultimatums!

*I know you are an "arrogant bunch", that is why you keep saying nigeria cannot survive without a bunch of Galla-Sellers

*I know you lots are "hard-working" kidnappers, Armed robbers, Drug Couriers, Fakers of "every and anything" fake-able! Baby-Factories, Adultrators of anything Genuine, e.t.c.

But all those dont count for much until l see THE ROPE they used in tying you down from forming your Biafra!
And if you want to form it in Yoruba-land, fine!
Just say so and stop being the usual slimy, cheeky B@arstard that we know you are






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lol
You know one thing I like about you yoloba guys is that you guys lack foresight.

Give a yoloba conehead 1,000 naira; at the end of the day he will have spent it on something worthless.

But give an Igbo man 1,000 naira; at the end of the day he will have added two more zeros to it, he will then gratefully give you back your 1,000 naira and take his 99,000 naira

Chestbeating is for those who have chest like the Igbos not for those bobrisky, denrele type of men.

lastpage:
Agreed!

What about Nnewi, Anambra, Onitsha, Aba, e.t.c in your cursed land, dont you also have say there or why are your Brothers killing themselves at Bus Station, just so they can come and have a feel of a Yoruba man, in his land?

How cursed can a people be, to be developing a foreign land, while their cursed land is empty of human habitation?
Foolishness has no better definition than this

Just look at it: Lets assume tomorrow, Biafra is declared and you all must go back to Biafra (I know you day-dream of a "Lagos-biafra" ), how would you "LIFT" all those immovable assets you planted in Yoruba land?

or did your father not tell you "that part" the story about ABANDONED PROPERTY.. ... or you pests just refuse to learn from History?

Same thing happened to you septic-idiots in the North, some years ago! (Kano riots, Maitasene, Boko haram, et,c).... you boast as usual......and then you lose everything!
Only a race destined for perdition, refuses to learn from history!




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lol

Wailing wailer!
It is not my fault that Igbos are running things for una so called Lagos.

You see laziness, we don't play it in igboland.
You see cowardice, we don't play it in Igboland.
Better live with the glaring fact that Igbos are superior to the yolobas.

Igbo nwere mmadu!
Igbo bu Igbo ana m ekene o!
Ya gazie!

lastpage:
Okay, we don hear!

So, when are you Goats going to be FREE and GO BACK TO YOUR "HOME", .... where your Ancestors call "HOME", in the South East of Nigeria?

Or you prefer to die in Yoruba-land, ehn?

Biafra can NEVER COME, as ;ong as you pathetic Goats hang-around in Yoruba land....

or do you want us to dash you Ekiti State, so you can feel like a Yoruba Slave?
Ayo Fayose would make a good King and President for you Ibos




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lol
You are a joke.
How can you dream of giving people land when they are better than you.

For Lagos you guys no get say.
You guys are so blind to utilise the opportunity Lagos has presented to you goats due to its closeness to the sea but I trust the Igbos to capitalize on you guys' lazy attitude and take over una eko ni baje

For illorin you guys no fit challenge the hausas who are steadily encroaching with their sharia, stuff and all.

All you can do is wail after Biafra comes.
You cannot touch any Igbo man's business in the no man's land aka Lagos or else the Igbos there will destroy everything in Lagos

freeborn76:
You guys should just buzz off jare! Shiooor! Start by relocating back to the east; you call Hausas cows, yet you throng in your millions to Kano, Kaduna, Plateau and most parts of the north; you call Yorubas slaves, yet you loiter Lagos and major cities of the Southwest...deranged hypocrites! Just buzz off already.

Lol
We all know how indecisive you yoloba cowards are. All you guys are ready to do is to follow whoever it is that has the fodder like goats.
You guys fear pass women
You guys can't take decision on your own.
Mind you, no one called you slaves cos that was what you guys were naturally born to be. Bunch of leeches and asswipes.

When Biafra leaves zoogeria, you guys should be ready to take the hausas as your husbands cos if you guys say any nonsense they don't want to hear then be ready for the worst.

freeborn76:
Believe me, if a referendum is called today, I will vote for and campaign for Igbo secession...anything to just let you guys buzz off

Slimy bastard, you think say you go vote? Face front and go vote for una shout waste republic of cowards.

lastpage:
This is the "foolish narration" that your Parents tell you, just to "save face" after suffering the greatest calamity of their life, due to their Arrogance, poor Judgement and chest-beating!

It is the same kind of "stewpid story" that got this dolt called Nnamdi Kanu into jail, where he rightly belongs.

Even if we should (for argument's sake! ) take the above "story-story" to be TRUE.... the question that everyone would ask your Parents (l mean those who fought the Biafran War and got killed like rats) are:

1.) If and When Awolowo REFUSED to declare Oduduwa State, (for whatever reason, maybe he was scared or bribed or just Afonja ), DID AWOLOWO THEREAFTER, FORCE YOUR OJUKWU AT GUN-POINT TO DECLARE BIAFRA?

2.) Is Ojukwu and the Ibos not capable of using their brain, to know that they will fail in their dream, if Awolowo does not support them and therefore RELAX their ambition? (Just like they dont realise they will still fail TODAY, without the support of the same Yoruba they hate most! )

3.) Is it not just "common-sense" (even if that is alien to 'Igbos'!) to know that "You should NEVER predicate your victory in war, on another person helping you...because they may decide not to!

4.) If Awolowo was smart enough NOT TO plunge his own people into a suicidal war (with "Northern-manned military garrison in every Yoruba enclave at that time!), ...How come Ojukwu (characteristically "Ibo": arrogant, boastful and acting before thinking!) is also not smart like Awolowo, to do the same ....... or what is the point of leading over 3 (three) million of your "sheeple" to the slaughter-slab, when you should know that the end will just be that but you chose to run-away to Ivory Coast, dressed like a lady, when it was your time, to "act like a man" (not like cowardly Afonja! )

5.) Why go into a war with your eyes wide-open ........ when you knew you will end-up begging the people you are fighting for FOOD to feed yourself, your people and your soldiers! What manner of idiocy is that and who does that in this world except "Japanese-Israelites" from Nigeria!

The above are some of the question people like you should ask your Parents, anytime they feed you with this "Awo-this, Awo-that" Rooster/C0ck & Bull story" that they lost a war they should never have started in the first place, because of Awolowo!

Just imagine, if the Yorubas have fallen for all the "Ibo attempts" to trick,, push and prompt them into another civil war (just to exert revenge!) when they know they are not ready... what do you think would have happened to Lagos, Ijebu, beokuta, Ibadan, Oyo, Ondo, Ekiti, Benin, Osun and other Western Kingdoms, today?

Point is, you people should use more of your "Brain" instead of your perceived "brawn/muscles"!

Nuff-said.




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Gibberish from an incoherent Yoruba coward

Last I checked una Awolowo died a miserable death in jail.
What of Oduduwa, the vagabond that fell from the sky. I wonder wetin the mumu dey find for sky. Tribe of balless weaklings.

dragonking3:
I can assure you that if biafra becomes a reality, even the igbos won't want to live there.. It will be worst than hell.

M oronic yorubastard before you talk any rubbish about igbos go and asure your papa and mama that if you give birth to a child that you won't give their grandchild 666 marks.

SmartyPants:
Since when did journalists become legal professionals to be able to determine whether or not the ruling was in fact preposterous? i bet 90% of those reading cannot even grasp the core issue here: Nnamdi Kanu was not denied an open trial but the identity of witnesses has been shielded to offer them protection. For his outburst i really do hope he was held in contempt of court.

You cannot be a one-man revolutionary. History tells us that a revolutionary leader is the child of a popular movement of people but a man who is trying to birth a revolution (a violent one at that) on his own is an insurrectionist and must be dealt with.

You are a big illiterate.
So he should be held in contempt of court because he stated the obvious that he was accused publicly and for that, he shouldn't be tried in secret. Do you think he is a coward like you yoloba scaredy cats with 666 marks? Eh? Coneheaded coward.

IdiAmin2:
abeg, forget story
the fl@the@ds are here in drolls to come and claim
igbo sister my ass
are u blind? cant you see she is mixed race? her mama is pure oyinbo, you can see she has taken most of her mama features the fl@the@d features are very minimal

lol Nah me tell una yoloba girls and boys to be ugly? Abeg chill with your hate niggur. Igbos are the finest, if you are not happy with it then jump inside una lagoon.

Igbo boys and big black

#team
#Single4life

F uck, f uck and f uck marriage.

FortuneTeller:
I am greeting you.

lolz... Are you a fan of big black c? If so, maybe we can hook up.

HarveySpecter1:
Who told you that Yoruba dudes are more endowed than IBO dudes?

No mind am.
Nah inferiority complex dey worry am
the tribes with large large dicks in naija are Igbos, hausas and some part of calabar. Me, Myself and I haf an 8.1long, 5.9girth dong

but we all know of the afonjas as men wif pencil bick I repeat pencil bick.

Wonder why na dem dey drink sex enhancement drugs pass.

menstrualpad:
from a druggie

Coming from someone who is a coward from birth.

Dumaknesset:
Now knock yourself out, those are the youngest PhD holders in Nigeria, the oldest is even 26 years old, when we say Yoruba leads and Igbo's follow, we are sure of what we mean and we mean what we say. Yoruba Amaka!

Thrash
You should be comparing yaselves to Hausas cos una never reach to talk when Igbos are talking. Your afonja men have no balls; cowards, una women even strong pass una.

menstrualpad:
she's a Nigerian. deal with it.

drug pushers are Biafrans.... but people like her are Nigerians. kudos to her

pained conehead
your people are well known for being rapists, scammers, ritualists and transgenders, but ultimately for being cowards.

He is scared of meeting his Nigerian friends who he boasted for that he is abroad. Oh, the shame of what people will say about him and Oh... After all the years.

Guys if you are going abroad, please have it planned out very well and please engage yourselves in legitimate occupations to avoid had I known.

If thunder no pire marriage kwo.

Waste those motherf uckers.

HornyTiwa:
The Op is a fine man

No be Igbo boy again? Igbos are fwine.

I love Lagos because of one thing only; which is... the provision of many Yoruba girls for me to f uck.

slurryeye:
See what a white man said about Igbos

"For the poor wretch, besides a lean, spare, weakly framed presented the beholders a set of features which marked him at once as belonging to the Eboe nation, the laziest and most useless of those imported from Africa"

https://books.google.ca/books?id=1x8CAAAAQAAJ&pg=PA97&lpg=PA97&dq=useless+eboe+slaves&source=bl&ots=6L4ueYeS3E&sig=UHKrdlkjAOWzOdzOsvxj0TQn99A&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj4yvWZzprRAhVGz2MKHZpIDaIQ6AEISzAF#v=onepage&q=useless%20eboe%20slaves&f=false

hahaha.
You see your live.
The whiteman said that because the Igbos refused to walk as slaves.
I guess the white man said nice things about your cowardly forefathers who saw and worshipped the whiteman as their god.

Go and check up the fight at “Ekumeku” where Igbos resisted the white man fiercely.
The whiteman hated the Igbos so much for that because they were the ones who stood up to them amongst all ethnic groups in Nigeria.