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BUT SOME WOMEN HAVE ACID MOUTH SHA

percipi1:
You must be living in a cave. Only cave men brandish their prick as a measure of intelligence. Be careful the daughter of the Chief you beat cos they

may severe that prick from your body and render you an eunuch to the King

OH MAULA

KILLZ AND DESHCLONES, NA WA 4 U GUYS O

Ekiti1:
Will you read the quote below and quit the chest beating? Ms King Kong

girl:
You must kill me 2day *locks the door and throws key into her bra(br.e.ast)*
Guy:
yes, 2day na 2day, I will show you *grabs girl, holds her two hands in a firm grip with his left hand, uses right hand to open bra and descends on b.rea.st heavily with good sucking*
Girl:
you *moans*must *moans*kill *moans*me
Guy:
(continues the job at hand)
Girl:
You . . . . *moans*
You . . . . .*another moan*
Y. . . . *reaches for the kpekus*
END OF STORY.
Lol.
Am outta here!

thats the spirit mahn!!!

dabrake:
i have heard that many times. i will be waiting for that woman.

its ok oo smh

yemivictor:
ROFL! Come to think of it, that might work!

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yes ke, it will work ke

sandysprax:
My sister, this my gf will not even let u walk out of the house.She will just block the door and once u slap her, she will go and get a knife and starts to say "u must kill me today".I have literally had to escape/run away from the house severally to avoid her.If she was like ur mom that will just shout, it will even be better.My gf will jack u and shake u when u are silent to her.Trying to make u react.U complicate things by telling her it's over. It's just pathetic

Anywayz, am planning to relocate and not telling her my new address

that ur girl is something else, i do not support her actions



@TOPIC

Seriously i still pity that guy that will raise his hands to beat me, cheat on me and i will dump ur silly a$$ but lay those hands on me and you get dumped in the morgue or hospital *FACT*

ifihearam:
@sexkills
Why you nor disclose ur identity and full details to my guy na make he beat your okoro head small ,bloody compound fool.by the way feminist,how would you handle a woman who refuses you entry to your own house becos yu came late or[b] in the course of ur argument yu wanted to go out she locked the door and out the key in her bra,[/b]you ignored and kept quiet.she grabs ur shirt and asks you if yu are dumb and switches off the tv you are watching.wetin you go do perfect gentlemen in the house.hypocrites

grab the damn key outta her breast and suck the hell out of d damn b.reast,

[quote author=echo- bee link=topic=885115.msg10327329#msg10327329 date=1330871030]pls can u give me his phone number? i want to date him [/quote]i will gladly give you but be warned that he have eyes for only me , others have tried it in the past and it has always resulted in EPIC FAIL,

i will advice you back off!!!

@RYHMZ

rhymz:
Here is a very viable solution.
All you need is $6000, this would be the best $6000 you'd ever
spend.
These are pictures of a Swedish doll
made of silicone.
The texture of the skin is similar to
99.8% of the human
skin.
It will last two years if used constantly
and
consistently every day.
Completely adjustable to any position
you want.
There are 100 sensors spread around the
body.
There are 30 sensors on the private
parts.
Each sensor makes her move in a specific
way,
up to 20 positions.
On penetration she emits a light gentle
sound that
echoes gently in your ears.
Comes with inbuilt sound in the throat
and recognizes
up to 16 commands that are extremely
personal up
to two meters away from her ears,
When there is any type of pulsation
sensed in her
private parts she emits light moans of
stimulation.
Above all that she gets wet with a slight
touch over
any of the sensors.
Most important, she has a voice
password which
should be protected from disclosure.
Principal characteristics:
She has three entries (womanly , BehindBased, and
oral)
She can move her head in any direction
you choose.
Completely customizable to your liking
so you can
choose the following:
SIZE
HEIGHT
SKIN COLOR
EYES COLOR
HAIR COLOR
PUBIC HAIR COLOR OR COMPLETELY
SHAVEN.
NUMEROUS ADVANTAGES AND FEW
DISADVANTAGES.
ADVANTAGES,
She does not speak
She does not get fat
She never has periods
She does not pass gas
She never goes shopping
She does not get pregnant
She does not have a mother
She never ever gets headaches
She does not go to the hairdresser
She does not watch soaps or Oprah
She does not care what we watch on TV
She does not frequent internet chat
rooms
She will never get elderly human
physical attributes
She will not get jealous if you bring
home another
woman
She will not nag if you go out and she
won't care
when you return
she will never ask for half of your wealth in the case of a divorce
she will never make stewpid arguments like queensmith and co. . .

*faint in a court room**

wikced wicked wicked

freecocoa:
Can you people stop saying that God loves her most crap?where the fu ck is the love?oh allowing her go through so much pain,people squeezing out the little they had to give to make her better,allowing her go through a painful procedure and then finally leaving us all shattered and hurt is love in your dictionary?oh please say something else,mstcheew.

and i ask again

moHot:
i have still not come to terms with this,

GOD, WHY HER LIFE AND NOT THE PAIN? PLEASE CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY??
i dont want to say things i might regret later because this lady chose life, she doesnt want to die.

RIP. [b]PERX[/b]

HILARIOUS

sexysunnyb:
you people on Nairaland dont know that the super eagle's dont play well because they are always afraid Boko haram can blow up the Stadium one day

nini1:
Peter Odemwingie is the player of the month

West Bromwich Albion striker Peter Odemwingie has won the Premier League player of the month award.
The Nigerian scored five goals in February, including a hat-trick in the 5-1 Black Country derby win over Wolves at Molineux.
Odemwingie added two more in last weekend's 4-0 win over Sunderland to win the prize for the third time.
After 15 Premier League goals last term, Odemwingie made a slow start this season, scoring five times in 21 games.

But he has doubled that tally in the space of just two matches.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17231260

http://kdksports..com/2012/03/osaze-odemwingie-win-epl-player-of.html

MY boyfriend never dissapoint

i have still not come to terms with this,

GOD, WHY HER LIFE AND NOT THE PAIN? PLEASE CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY??
i dont want to say things i might regret later because this lady chose life, she doesnt want to die.

RIP. [b]PERX[/b]

Sagamite:
Sheila Johnson helped her husband build BET. She helped finance and worked in it.

She is perfectly entitled to the $400m she got from the divorce.

And she has not proved it wrong as she is using it to build other businesses.

That is someone capable of the money she rightfully asked for. She did not give daft excuses like "I got pregnant for him" raised by fucktards like queensmith and Kutey. She said this is what I did to directly build the business. Now she is building more.

i think i see the sense in that

Kutey:
AHAHAHAHAHAH AHA AH YOU LIVE IN FREAKING PECKHAM?!!!!! , , OMG OMG I'm gonna cry of laughter, I fu<king peed in my pants OMG

You want to sign a prenup for what? so that you can keep your council house or the bus pass for route 436?"

I am not marrying cretinous goats like Kutey who would say she is used to a lifestyle and I must fund it while her lazy arse contributes nothing."
We wouldn't even cross paths my dear and as for your contributions I can confidently say I probably earn 5 times more than you do and am way younger, you sound old and bitter.

chiozor: Married men live longer than SINGLE men. Male species die earlier than female, that is across the board in the animal kingdom.
When a man is dying of terminal illness or dementia and has treated his wife and family decently, who does he think will stay at his bedsite taking care of him, clearing and wiping him till death with genuine love? girlfriends or nurses in hospices?
If you think women will cause you an early death start sleeping-with dogs, they are a mans best friend

oh lawd have mercy!!!!

lmao @ replies

[quote author=life_style link=topic=883278.msg10309542#msg10309542 date=1330626437]Its funny but am not laughing [/quote]duh

I'm tired of this Dettol adverts,children now believe there are germs everywhere, My 5yr old nephew goes around wit a Dettol pet can in his pocket.He sprinkles his frds b4 playin wit dem even his books b4 readin, Imagine i kissed my nephew yesterday and he quickly cleaned his cheek and told me there could be germs there because i just came back from work .This morning my rice tastd awful,i took a few spoons b4 i realisd my nephew had poured Dettol in my food 2 kill germs. If dis Nephew of mine doesnt kill me,WHO WILL?

ojdollars:
@moHot , you really funny eeey. Hahahahahaha, are you in Nigeria or in South Africa?

I'm tired of this Dettol adverts,children now believe there are germs everywhere,  My 5yr old nephew goes around wit a Dettol pet can in his pocket.He sprinkles his frds b4 playin wit dem even his books b4 readin, Imagine i kissed my nephew yesterday and he quickly cleaned his cheek and told me there could be germs there because i just came back from work .This morning my rice tastd awful,i took a few spoons b4 i realisd my nephew had poured Dettol in my food 2 kill germs. If dis Nephew of mine doesnt kill me,WHO WILL?

onila!!!!!! ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Chimezie198:
But am handsome

SAYS TERRY G!!!

Chimezie198:
^^ Did they smh for you?

perhaps your head is too big

so this is the psychotic LEFOOL LEFOOL

:-x

dekung:
An Assistant Manager in Zenith Bank is heartbroken
and devastated. And unfortunately, the young woman
he gave his life to tore his heart to pieces and ran
into the arms of another man, a popular car dealer in
Lagos who already has about four wives.
This is the story of Owolabi Bankole an Assistant
Manager with Zenith Bank, Sango Ota, Ogun State
branch; Ebunoluwa Akinosi-Bankole, a young female
lawyer who works with Ojutalayo Law Chambers in
Ota, Ogun State, and Alhaji Lanre Shittu, the owner of
Lanre Shittu Motors in Surulere, Lagos.
According to investigations conducted by
yemojanews.com, in the early 2000, Owolabi Bankole,
a young and handsome University graduate met
Ebunoluwa Akinosi, daughter of Chief Bola Akinosi, a
retired custom officer who lives in Ota, Ogun State.
The young lads began to date and many of their
peers envied their relationship.
Banky, as Owolabi Bankole is popularly called by
friends was working with the Ota branch of the
United Bank for Africa (UBA) then, while Ebun Akinosi
just gained admission to study Law at the Olabisi
Onabano University, OOU.
Owolabi Bankole
Yemojanews.com learnt that Banky did not spare
anything to spoil Ebun while in school. The then
undergraduate Ebun was known to all the staffers of
the UBA as Banky’s girlfriend.
We were told that in OOU, Ebun began to mix with big
babes on campus and eventually met one of Chief
Lanre Shittu’s daughters. Ebun and the lady became
five and six, partying and rolling together.
Yemojanews.com was told that one day, Ebun visited
her friend in her father’s house and the unexpected
happened.
“Ebun is a very beautiful girl. When Alhaji Lanre
Shittu saw her, he couldn’t take his eyes off her. He
told Ebun point blank that he liked her and want to
be dating her and Ebun agreed”, our source quipped.
The Couple with their son
Yemojanews.com learnt that while in 200 level in
school, Lanre Shittu went to his auto shop and gave
Ebun a Mazda Saloon Car as a token gift for being a
good girl.
Ebun and Lanre became so engrossed in their love
affair that almost all the students in OOU at that time
knew about the relationship.
Meanwhile, Lanre Shittu’s daughter had a bitter
quarrel with Ebun for dating her father and at the
end, both friends parted ways, while Ebun continued
with the relationship with Lanre Shittu.
When she got to 400 level in school, Ebun got
another exotic car from Lanre. She also got a well
stocked shop where she sells jewelries called “Oyin
Gold” courtesy of the millionaire auto dealer. Ebun
also began to travel to Dubai on the bills of Alhaji
Lanre Shittu.
While all these were going on, Ebun kept her affair
with her long time banker boyfriend, Banky.
Yemojanews.com gathered that some friends of the
young banker opened up to him that Lanre Shittu is
dating his girlfriend and he’s responsible for all the
luxury at the beck and call of the girl.
Banky, we learnt always ignored his friends and
before long, he severed relationship with friends. He
also turned deaf ears and closed his eyes to all that
Ebun was doing then.
Ebun graduated from OOU, went to Law School and
began to work with a popular Law Chamber –
Ojutalayo Chambers in Ota, Ogun State, while Banky
moved to Zenith Bank.
Later, Ebun got pregnant and had the Yoruba
traditional wedding with Banky. She gave birth to a
bouncing baby boy about three years ago and
everything was going on smooth for the young family.
In order to satisfy his wife and make life comfortable
for her, Yemojanews.com learnt Banky took a loan of
several millions of naira and gave it to Ebun to add to
her business.
However, in the mid 2011, the couple began to have
hiccups in their marriage and Ebun reportedly
threatened to leave Banky’s home. Banky we learnt
ran to his father-in-law, Chief Akinosi’s house to help
beg his daughter not to leave him. Chief Akinosi
obviously aware of the cantankerous ways of his
daughter allegedly berated his son-in-law for
behaving like a weakling, saying he will not interfere
in the couple’s marital affair.
But let us rewind a bit, we learnt authoritatively that
Ebun’s mother, Mrs Tina Akinosi who has 6 children
(all girls) for Chief Akinosi had not been living in her
matrimonial home for some years now.
Yemojanews.com was informed that, Chief Akinosi
kicked his wife, Tina, out of their home along Ilogbo
road, Ota, Ogun State when another woman went in
tears to the retired customs officer to help beg his
wife (Tina) to desist from having affair with her
husband.
Investigations revealed that Mrs Tina Akinosi was
having an affair with a young man, a clearing and
forwarding agent who also lives in Ota. Chief Akinosi
reportedly investigated the allegation and found it to
be true. Thereafter, he sent his wife out of his home.
Sources told yemojanews.com that after Banky and
Ebun got married. Mrs Tina (Ebun’s mother) moved in
to live with her daughter.
So after Chief Akinosi dismissed Banky that he won’t
interfere in the troubled marriage, the banker went
back home to beg his wife not to leave him. Ebun
agreed and they continued with their life.
Unknown to Banky, Ebun had other plans. About 2
months ago, while Banky was busy at work, Ebun
packed all her belongings including some electronics
in her husband’s home and disappeared into thin air.
Banky got home to find the apartment empty and
when he called his wife, she told him straight up that
she has gone for good. It was later found out that
Ebun left her husband for her long time “Aristo”,
Alhaji Lanre Shittu.
Yemojanews.com findings revealed that Lanre Shittu
bought a house for Ebun in Lekki, Lagos where she is
currently living.
Interestingly, Mrs Tina Akinosi who was living with
the couple, had left three months earlier before her
daughter packed out on a pretext that she was
travelling to her hometown in Edo State.
This however fuelled speculations that Tina Akinosi
probably helped her daughter hatched the plot to
leave her husband.
“It’s very possible that the mother knows her
daughter’s plan. Why would she leave the place, and
few months after, her daughter too left. Mother and
daughter plotted it together”, a source stated
emphatically.
Another source told us that while Ebun was living in
Banky’s house, she was seeing Lanre Shittu secretly.
‘’There was never a time Ebun left Lanre Shittu.
Banky was just behaving like an . The girl wanted
the life of a society lady and Banky is a quite type. I
am not surprise that she has ran back to Lanre Shittu
to become the fifth or sixth wife”, the source
concluded.
Friends of the Zenith Bank big boy however said, he
is currently devastated by the action of his wife, but
trying to cope with it.

kini big deal

thats one of the lessons of life my brother.

pDude:
If I say YO, you say RU another man say BA omo na you sabi.

you are so daft!
your brain should be fed to my dogs, what has been a yoruba got to do with thistribalistic bigot!

toyemz:
@mr 190@





yes oh she is nigerian
but remember she was lured or taken by another nigerian
who is a man
and of kos very useless too

but still i dont think because of him,all men are useless
so why should you?

that was tight!

aww how romantic

WOMEN OWN DON FINISH FOR THIS THREAD!!

esho!!! am so sorry for your loss, it is well.