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ALL NAIRALANDERS SERIOSULY,

mamalola19:
problematic

LMAO,

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=888823.msg10357334#msg10357334 date=1331215895][color=#000030]^^^
Your generation is fake. And i suggest you start doubting your existence and authenticity. . . N o n s e n s e! [/color][/quote]TALK OF THE DEVIL

LMAO @ IT IS MADE BY SPECIAL ONILA

freecocoa:
Hmm,na wa o,OP you have a past too so its a two way street,if you are bothered you go ahead and ask her cos its not advisable to go into a union with insecurities,besides having had an abortion doesn't mean one can't conceive and being a virgin before marriage also doesn't guarantee having kids,btw that your cousin seems like an amebo.


PS,I heard that if you suck a woman's bobbsy and milk comes out of it then it means she's had a child before or had an abortion,so try sucking as hard as your lips can,that might help.

BAD GIRL


@OP
ARE U SURE YOUR COUSIN IS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH? I MEAN YOU HAVE NOT EVEN CONFIRMED ANY OF WHAT SHE TOLD YOU YOURSELF

Goldieluks:
[right]


There are other ways of which you can disagree with someone's post without throwing insutls like a bush woman. Take for example makizee's reply. If calling the house girl dirty and smelly offends you to this extent of hurling unecessary insult at the wall of NL. My bad! You can now rest in peace, as I have no beef with you, but if you still insist then, be my guest. But this will be my last reply to you madam! Excuse me!

my problem with you is that you seems to lack the ability to comprehend simple english.

GOLDIEFOOL I HEREBY ADVISE YOU TO REMAIN SILENT BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU SAY WILL DEFINATELY BE S.TUPID ANYWAY

Idowuogbo:
Yes oo u said it gal  

She stinks! She smells like rotten tilapia lmao!!!

Ogunfe stop barking joor,I dont need dyt to massacre u and u no dat.

Y u dey take situation serious sef? Come u need help oooo,so Guy dragging still dey ur blood SMH!

For reals tho,ur brain touch need serious assessment sha.

Arent u ashamed of urself? Calling a fellow lady like urself smelly and dirty goes to show ur skull is empty.

I can bet anything,u must smell like garlic probs y u dey beef d gal.


Mohot she dey smell oooooooo

Funnnnnnn!!!!!!

She don pollute NL for us ooo.

Goldieluks:

Oh so you expecting me to exchange words with you? Hahaha no no madam.
I've made my comment and if you don't like it, well you can kiss a flying plane for all I care.
Human brain rest in peace yea, you and your counterpart. Pfft!

#clicks ignore#

please just shut up!!! isn't it ironical that  gutter chicks like you  are always the first to say someone is dirty and smelly? you know in ur heart of heart that you stink but must you drag others into it to cover up your insecurity??BUNSURU!!!see how you have desecrated this thread; just one comment from you and the whole place started smelling ***vomit****

i may not trust the source of this story but then we know naija politicians and their very good way of acting, there is no smoke without fire.

NIGERIANS HAVE STOPPED BEING FOOLISH!!

why don't i believe this?

When will people stop this tribalistic BS, reason why i don't like visiting this section

OMG!!!this is so hard to believe,,,,,

Whoever did this to her didn't do well at all

what if i dont?

now am the winner

Goldieluks:
Hehehhehehe Lmao. Thanks for droping your bits and pieces. Next housegirl!!!!^^

# sipping my chilled apple juice#

LMBAO!!! silly thing! now i can rest because you have confirmed the fact that you have the brain of a goat, ODE

Goldieluks:

Who art thou " sweeps her feet with a broom". Ewe!

No you are the schizophrenic goat brain who goes about sucking the shiit of housegirls. silly fool!

you have just proven that you are as daft as people think you are anyway, your brain should be fed to my dog, CASSO!!!

Idowuogbo:
Mama u don expire joor,u not available yet u had d energy to reply me abi?u b she-malu I swear LMAO!!!!

Actually she is an ogunfe

meri:
You bleeped up Nigerian Ugly fat asses, Did u really dared to compare your messed up appearances with the horn of Africans??this is crazy, u must hv stopped using mirrors to look on ur self, yeah coz ur husbands hv stopped to sell drugs, they always swallow drugs and try to pass through Ethiopian Airlines and guess what they always ended up being caught and taken to hospitals to remove the drugs from their stomach, they do this to buy u enough rice and feed ur sack, they always create problems in the plane, why? coz they see beauties serving them ofcourse Ethiopian cabin crews, they see beauty for the first time and they go crazy, crazy enough to dare assuming hv`n Ethiopian ladies, why?coz they r tired of looking at ur masculin appearances, big forheads, fat dripping lips, weird features,red eyes,,the noz being wide and ugly, rough skin, and a friend of mine Nigerian(men) told me that u even stink!!, Go and eat monkeys and build on ur ugly fat assessss, horns we rock and pls u bitches warn your desparate guys to stay away from us!!!, full of Witchcrafts, corruption, cheaters, ugliest in the planet earth, liars, violents, and everything, whrever they go in any criminal and dirty list u stand first, Bitchs!!!!!Come and visit me in Ethiopia, come to the land of Beauty and learn wt a beauty is, Naugthy-person or ask one of ur slow men out there who hv been to Ethiopia, they tell u how ugly creatures u r, enough to make them cheat on u guys!!!

Don't you think guy meant you smell??

i need not say more your mouth odour is alone to make me run away

@GOOD GIRL

you get time o, do you need to reply him?

GERALD710:
Okay.Not to put down Nigerians but No,In General,Nigerians are not beautiful,Why?Half of Nigerians are Northerners,who are some of THE UGLIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH!Seriously.Some Igbos are beautiful though but hey,they are a minority last I checked.East Africa(except South Sudan,Northern Uganda and part of Western Kenya) is SUPPERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy are you f.UCKING KIDDING ME OR SUMMIN?

texazzpete:
Aren't you the condescending m0r0n who stated that his househelp was 'dirty and smelly' just because of her profession?

yes she is

[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=887823.msg10356978#msg10356978 date=1331213047]You wont be attracted to me until much later[/quote]you wish!!!

REALITY101:
OP your thread came up right on time. I meet this girl, she just turned 19 known her less than 2 months why she decided to give up her virginity to me last Thursday night? I don't know. Inside my heart I feel sorry for her because I have a girlfriend and you know what that means? I'm gonna hurt her giving her first bad experience I was surprise when she told me about being a virgin, she the real definition of the word "beautiful" I tried not to do it but I couldn't. My point is, make sure you're giving up your virginity to someone who really deserves it.

About your fear, nothing to be scared bout, it took me about an hour to penetrate thru gradually no rush. I told her to lemme know when it hurts her or want me to stop which she didn't, I guess she already made up her mind. Bleed? Yea but not much. Was kinda frustrating n sure use of lubricant is important. Good-luck

DEVIL!!!!

[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=887823.msg10355977#msg10355977 date=1331205302]Is that you in ur profile pic? Can I be your househelp [/quote]Yes you can be my househelp but i won't be attracted to you

i smh for that person that called the poor girl smelly and dirty. It just goes to show the strenght of character of some people.mtcheew



@OP
Do your best and leave the rest then get ready to be bombed!!!!

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=884556.msg10342344#msg10342344 date=1331048373]Dude, you are soooo foolish! 

Lemme tell you why.

You broke up with the best chick you will ever have.    Run after her, act cool, tell her you'll forgive her and you two can try again.  The whole time, inside of you, you know you are so ready to take her back and even take it to the next level - Marriage.  Yes!  Marriage.  You see, this is the kind of mother you want for your children.  Why?  In a place like Nigeria where you send your toddlers to nursery school and they come back beaten black and blue by a crazed teacher.  Imagine this chick confronting such a teacher?  One time and no one will ever lay their hands on your children again.  The legend will travel past your town even.  This is an awesome woman.  (She is not a violent woman, unlike the OP and his NL posse who are egging him on.)  Don't ruin your future by losing her o.

Anyway, what did you expect her to do?  Some slut texts a sexy message to you, and you expect her to simply invite the woman over?  Lailai! 

The story is very faulty the way you relayed it.  You claim she hit you multiple times.  Didn't you also say you were groggy from drugs and seeing stars? 

So she first "tapped" you on the back.  Big deal.  When you didn't wake up, she lightly slapped you on the cheek - similar to the way we're told to do when someone appears unconscious.  Then the second "slap" to the cheek was probably because you appeared to be in shock - that's another thing you;re supposed to do to calm down agitated people.  All she wanted was to help you talk it out, warn you about this harlot that might try to ruin your career, huh?  So your clothes got wet?  She didn't want you going to work all drugged up; she'd rather you called in sick.  Don't you know when someone is looking out for your a$$?! 

The only wrong thing she did was the cutting of the trousers.  I imagine she always meant to do some alterations to them since you're been wasting away from your illness.  Your rash behaviour prevented her from sewing them back up.  Lookit!  Do you understand now?  From the bottom of my heart, I am begging you to call this chick now.  I hope she forgives your dumba$$. [/quote]wicked
why call him a dumba$$$ this is a superman you know

tiniyata:
@op, whats the probability that if you dump her,the next girl wont be worse? maybe there's somethin about you that she wouldn't want to share with no one. its like you de give her good headie

since he beat this bad one, the worst one willl be killed!!!

MADE MANN:
Plz House Help Out , I have been going out with dis girl for over 2years now. always doing my best to satisfy her needs, even helping her Financially in her school  but the Happiness while staying wit her Doesn't last because  she's too jealous, always want to go out with me by force whenever i'm going out.
she's too stubborn, she always makes things that provoked me after telling her not to do it again.
  easily getting angry at every giving time whenever girls calls me on phone and she will shout at any of the girl calling her names  or whenever i'm with my friends gisting and she we think dat i'm wit another girls and it has resulted me always beating her but she keeps on begging and doing those things i told her not to do,  she always call her friends and her mother to beg me on behalf of her Behavior but still no changes.

Right now, we haven't seen because i told her not to call me or come to my house again and she have been Bombarding my phone with calls and text messages every day and night begging me and  i'm thinking of leaving her for another standby Girls because i'm really tired of her stubborn, disgraceful & indecent Lif, 

Plz House, i need your Opinions,

UDONMEANNIT!!! you beat her and she still beg you

jay bee:
see them. . . yeye

COPY CAT

TOPIC FAIL!!!

2buff:
This is all he comes up here for.  
To fish for compliments from delusional women after supporting their delusions.
That's b[i]i[/i]tch-made mehn. . . b[i]i[/i]tch-made.

ok 2buff you making sense! happy? macheeeeeeeew

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=887033.msg10343333#msg10343333 date=1331056626][color=#000030]DAYUM!

And if my mother asks me why i did so, thereby getting me angry, i'll slap her too! Damn these women! Don't they know i'm the man? [/color][/quote]devil!!!
yes o, they can slap their wives when she nags, complains etc etc but they lick their female boss's feet even if she slaps them or abuse their generation

KILLZ u re making sense

quote frm ekiti1

where the bleep did you get that image?
Send the link to me sharperly so I can share it on fb.

if i dont do that will you slap me?

pro01:
The same thing I'd do if a lunatic emerges from nowhere and pounces on me while I'm minding my business walking down the road. . .RUN for my life. And the reason for running is not cowardice. It's discretion and common sense. I no want commit murder for nothing. Fighting with a lunatic (which the woman you describe definitely is), is a no-win situation - he or she has nothing to lose. By the way, I'm assuming only a strange woman can appear from nowhere to grab one's ear in her mouth and "pierce her teeth into it" , not one's wife. If one's wife does that, then I can only blame the husband for not investigating his wife's family's mental history before tying the knot.

[s]Having said that, I just hope grabbing an ear in your mouth is not one of your secret fantasies; typical of babes to have all sorts[/s]