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MRbrownJAY: @OP
let me try to help you:
[b]- some women out there really prefer mature older men, seeking a father figure.

- some women do it because most of these old men are more generous than the young blood out there.

- some do it because these old men dont ask too much question, dont stress them out and have a wife to run to.

- some of these women have absolutely nothing to offer to a man (apart from coochie) therefore it is for these gals best interest to offer this coochie to the highest bidders, who are almost always older rich guys.

- some would tell you that these old men are better lovers (aka more experienced).

- some would even tell you that they do it because they know that these old men will only go one round (and keep these babes toto fresh while they are getting rich)..... instead of fukcing all night and smashing the coochie to pieces like most fit young guy would.


- and finally, some women will even have the audacity to tell you that they are doing it FOR YOU (young poor guy). they get the money from older rich guys while spending it on you their poor young bf.[/b]

never forget what most of these women would always tell you:" love wont pay my bills"

E.O.D ANY OTHER COMMENT AFTER THIS IS A REPETITION

Dyt: Dats nt enuf reason 4 u start cryin

KINGwax: or your brain is full of water!

MEAN!!

Sagamite: [b]
Strangerf [/b]life is desperately miserable enough, he is an internet troll and such little things gives his life a spark.

SECONDED!!!

cretin: JOBLESS CLOWNS!
like being a moderator in an online forum is a real achievement in the real world....

ITS AN ACHIEVEMNT NOW , DON'T YOU KNOW YOU GET TO WINE AND DINE WITH THE HIGH AND MIGHTY BY BEING A MOD?

YOUR NAME MIGHT EVEN GET ENLISTED IN THE FORBES LIST OF 100 BEST MODS IN THE WORLD

1. what will be your response?

YES OR NO


2. will a promise to make you moderator be a boost?

OH I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WILL BE PART OF THE DEAL IN THAT CASE QUESTION(1) WILL BE A YES ESPECIALLY IF I WON'T JUST BE A MOD BUT A SUPER MOD

3. will a ban threat scare you to say yes?

BAN THREAT? ***shivering*** I WOULD JUST SAY YES , YES AND YES WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE...GETTING BANNED COULD LEAD TO UNTIMELY DEATH RIGHT?

ladies only.

WITH THESE FEW POINTS OF MINE I HOPW I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CONVINCE YOU AND NOT TO CONFUSE YOU THAT THIS POST OF YOURS IS.....IDK SHA

SO BANNING SOMEONE FOR NO REASON IS NOW THE IN-THING NOW? I SMH 4 NAIRALAND O

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER

strangerf: Sup mo fugly? Sey Oyinbo don give you visa?

Never mind. I understand its that time of the month when you menstruate in the brain

queensmith: Lets even accept cbn will make this dumb move- i swear there are plenty of hotels in abuja? Kilode meeehn, they could have put the hotel in my village if they wanted economic development.
This is nonsense and ingredients
This is what theyll be doing holding up your money and bank charges.

Central bank of nincompoops

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN ABOKI CALLS THE SHOT ...I SMH, WORRAJOKE.

ANY LADY THAT DOES THAT TO A MAN IN PUBLIC SHOULD TAKE WHATEVER COMES OUT OF IT IN GOOD FATE...BUT I BET ITS GONNA BE NEGATIVE!!!

MUMMY OR MOIN.ME

OK2NVME: OP I got news 4 u, it wasnt yogurt. ur date has been milkin himself 4 mnths. u had some fermented man juice. there r freaks out there. and what were u thinkin goin to a guy's house on d first date? ever heard of date rape?

WICKED!!!!! HOW WOULD THE GIRL FEEL NOW

Fourcade: ^^^Below the person's post...
(Report post) (Quote post) (Like)

click on "quote post"

P.S: You need Yoghurt!

COME AND GIVE ME NAU,,,,

PLEASE HELP HOW DO I INSERT QUOTE OOO

THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD AND HE LOVES MAN.UNITED

TO EVERY WOMAN WHO IS OF CHILD BEARING AGE,
WHO HAVE EXPERIENCED THE DISCOMFORT OF MENSTRUATION,
WHOSE 'GATE ' HAD BEEN OPENED UNTO A MAN,
WHO HAD EXPERIENCE THE PIERCING PAIN OF LOOSING THE VIRTUE OF WOMANHOOD.
WHO HAD HAD A LIFE SPROUT WITHIN HER, CONVEYING ANOTHER LIFE FOR NINE MONTHS,
BRINGING FORTH IN GREAT PAIN HOWEVER THE DEGREE OF PAIN MANAGEMENT TO EVERY MOTHERS ITS THE GREATEST PAIN EVER.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE MOTHERS IN THE WORLD!!!!!

FROM AN ASPIRING MOTHER!

I KEEP SAYING THIS BUT ITS TRUE, I KNOW SOMEONE UP THERE REALLY LOVES ME BY MAKING YOU MY MOTHER
YOU ARE THE MOTHER ALL MOTHERS SHOULD EMULATE
A VIRTOUS WOMAN
YOU ARE NOT THE TYPE THAT WILL TELL HER CHILD ''ORI E O PE''
YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING YOU PRAY FOR US
AT NIGHT YOU PRAY FOR US
I SENT YOU A TEXT TO WISH YOU A HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, YOU CALLED BACK IMMEDIATELY AND STARTED PRAYING FOR ME AS IF I HAD GIVEN YOU A PRIVATE JET
ALL I WISH FOR YOU IS TO LIVE LONG AND EAT THE FRUIT OF YOUR LABOUR

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!

I LOVE WHAT AM SEEING OH YOU GOTTA LOVE TO BE A MOTHER....
MOTHERS ARE PRECIOUS,
OH MY MUM, WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT YOU?
YOU ARE THE BEST, THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST I LOVEE YOU MAMA

SEE WHAT I MEAN

Okay i'm gonna start.
When i was in SS, my dad came to visit me and i was in the company of my male friends, we talked 4 some minutes and after a while, my old man started scratching his 'under' in the presence of my friends. I was so embarrassed but thank God they were guys, they understood.


Feel free to share yours.

HAHAHAHA

[b]NEXT!!!![/b]

[b]NEXT!!!![/b]

jennykadry:
Emmmmmm it is not easy nawww. The size of the pocket determines how I'll look into his heart

No pocket no heart worth lookin into

YOU FOR REALZ??

queensmith:
seriously, people keep talking as if every man has money? Why haven't I come across many of these men myself?

LOL

Amigoz:
Are you sure that this teacher is a trained teacher?


Excellent question from LadyCC . . . .

I am sure your little girl wont be the first nor the last to suck her thumb, a fully trained nursery teacher will know kids differ, and adapt to changes differently . . your baby will be fine, take all the advice here on board and you wont go wrong. . . .

Happy parenting

IF ITS A NAIJA SCHOOL I DOUBT IF SHE IS A FULLY TRAINED NURSERY TEACHER, SEE HOW THEY RE MAKING THE WOMAN UNNCECSARILY PARANOID

Idowuogbo:
^Including dat ogunfe

YOU ARE WICKED!!!