For you to sit and manufacture 10 things you hate about yourself,, dude, u have a serious problem. And i dont think it's about being a woman.

I think Mr. Donatus has a disease called HIGH SPERM COUNT!

ROSSIKE:

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My friend please shut up. You're in Columbus Ohio. Do you know how many graduates are driving taxi in America? Including PhD holders? And working in bars, in security, as waiters, waitresses etc? Have you lambasted Obama for the situation or you're just chopping hamburger and fries there regardless, while insulting Nigeria? Nonsense.

kai!!, my brother don vex ooo

all this stories no concern me, abeg who get hm campaign manager numba, i av to enrol. this money shall not pass me by,

For naija, if u no sabi person, na serious long tin oooo, all these one na if them see u at all.

mrperfect:

God knows where Nigeria is going.

canaanland, land flowing with milk and tomato juice, only that ours might take longer than usual, may be a millennium

chei!!!!!!, slap for 3am, different ringtones go just dey sound, na because she be girl na, may hm go try am for guy, na "dapada" straight, Notime,

scopusng:

So far BB is winning,

i meant in the real, NL no be INEC now?

All of u dey shout Buhari, like say we no know sey na Jonathan go win, msheeew!

software:

Fellow Nigerians ,

I come in peace,  what our  great country needs at this critical period is me , A visionary Leader of my magnitude will change the situation of this country for the bette r,  Please give me a trial and a trial will convince you, even if it is just for 24hours . Thanks! I Belong to SPP (Software Peoples Party)

God Bless Nigeria.
Signed.[tt][/tt]

who be ur candidate?, trojan virus or 'raila odinga'.

screw all of 'em

In nigeria, everybody is a comedian, i so love this country!!!!

i so love the efizzy, you can pull some stunts with the clutch especially with old cars like 504

Cokastic

When i get older, i will be stronger,

The best thing i like abt them is their song u hear at d entrance, ' 'there's a place i luv to be, '

, Gush, i'v bn laughin my stupid ass out since, i need oxygen, somebody pls get me oxygen, i'm chokn, hahahahaha,
I luv this,

Now, dt is very funny!