F-zero

Beaf is just being a pessimist, which i think is not so bright.

i kissed her, so she thot i was going to av sex with her. Kissing was way too nonspiritual for her. So one morning she sent a msg she had a spiritual problem. It was kinda childish to me, many girls are still actually childish.

dem don lock the polls, badt guys

What exactly is this suppose to achieve?

What exactly is this suppose to achieve?

that one go hard small o

timetable?!, that was way when i was little, now in my house, you are on your own, if you like cook, if you like fast, na you sabi. Only sunday afternoon food sure, other times mo sori gannn,

I lost mine too me dad bought me a new one, i think it's like 500 naira or so

Daiquiri:

Well Isaac was sporting with Rebekah his wife and it wasnt held against him

And it came to pass, when he had been there a long time,
that Abimelech king of the Philistines looked out at a window,
and saw, and, behold, Isaac was sporting with Rebekah his wife - Genesis 26:8

On a serious note, here are some facts

Judo or Wrestling mentioned in the Bible - Genesis 32:24

Also on record that Paul fought a good fight (i.e. possibly boxing) - 2 Timothy 4:7

laff wan kill me!!

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somtimes it clears when i reload, other times e go just dey there like virus.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe, my 5cents.

As me

Exponental:

Nissan Bluebird '86 model, liftback. Acquired 9yrs after registered owner. It gave me comfort @ schl den, never coughed wen I was broke. Outside servicing, I hardly spent on it. N500 fuel to n from lagos-Ijebu Ode, N700 Ibadan. Bought anoda after dat. Love dat machine. Buyers of d 2 still enjoy dem.

you are damn right, until the automatic transmission began to give me problems, and i changed it to manual. I guess i shoulda let the car rest in peace.

That if you put cocoyam leaves under your armpit and a teacher beats you in school,, you'll faint and put the teacher in trouble, primary school days,

the dude is high, that's all.

By the way, Masters in PM can be really expensive,

I've got a thing for Project Management. I was offered scholarship for the course by a very reliable IT company. However, i'm not so sure if Masters in PM is better than that. Can anyone please advice?

i love your constructive arguments, @Toba

phreakabit:


Nice thread but aren't thse poop on the left and far right? I assume based on the fact that the pic is untitled. . . . Sorry if I am wrong.

Amala dudu and abula, those are the punchlines of the whole food!!

phreakabit:

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Nice thread but aren't thse poop on the left and far right? I assume based on the fact that the pic is untitled. . . . Sorry if I am wrong.

Amala dudu and abula, those are the punchlines of the whole food!!

@mikealz, u r high.

Skii:

Lighter coloured cars are actually cheaper in terms of fuel economy.
They had just ordered new set of cars for some executives in a major oil company i once worked in for my industrial training.
when i asked them why there was no black one. I was giving the reason above.
the explaination? Boundary layer.
Dark objects absorb and retain more heat than lighter objects.this increases the thickness of the film in the boundary layer adding to the resistance the dark coloured moving vehicle faces when splitting approaching streams of air.

light colored cars!!, fuel economy. I doubt that and even if it is,, it is so negligible.

THE authorities of the University of Ibadan have confirmed the threat by members suspected to be Boko Haram sect that they wanted to bomb the university between 12 and 17 September.

The rumour was confirmed, Monday by the Acting Vice Chancellor of the university, Pro. Elijah Afolabi Bamigboye.

The threat led to panic among staff and students of the institution as there was heavy security presence at the main entrance to the university, opposite Agbowo Shopping Complex.

Many staff and visitors going into the campus were subjected to thorough search by security operatives who were armed with AK 47 rifles and bullet proof jackets.

Prof. Bamigboye who said he too was subjected to the search said security beef-up was necessary to check any eventuality.

“We heard rumours that a group which detests education is likely to descend on institutions where education is being imparted. We heard that U.I is top on the list. When we heard the rumour of the threat to bomb U.I, we did not want to take chances. We’ve heard of experiences in the past, especially the recent bombing of the UN house in Abuja as well as the Force headquarters which left several people dead.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/09/boko-haram-threatens-to-bomb-ui-other-varsities/ plus I'm a UI student.

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gokuu:

Where are the so-called human right activists when you need them! Its only in gentle matters that we see them! I think this is a work of ghadaffi, becos Nigeria was so quick to acknoledge the rebels in libya!

Gaddafi??!!!, i think the guy has more in his hands than to think of Nigeria.

Abeg carry your big head go. Shebi you be actor, go fight bosz jo, You don forget say na horror film, na bosz dey always win!

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why u com paint ur eye, are u not proud to associate with uncle Nasir?

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haberArchive&ArticleID=37814

Pope said yes to Islamic banking, some businessmen in Nigeria calling themselves pastors said No. They better concentrate on collecting their ten ten percent from their gullible followers and leave matters for which they have little or no knowledge instead of overheating the system. If they have an alternative to Islamic banking, let them bring it forward and obtain their licenses, after all they were giving licenses to run universities regulated by similar govt. agencies like CBN. Enough of this incitements.
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Without that statement, it would have been a reasonable comment. Every Nigerian has a right to his own point of view. The least you can do is respect it.

aloy-emeka:



Ms Oyo pictured above should have been the winner. Her complexion is a killer.

all these pictures na courtesy of adobe photoshop, even my great grandmother would look very sexy.

Shey u dey in debt before ni??,

This is the part where i get to say, 'hmmmm, children of nowadays'.