₦airaland Forum

Am i the only one that noticed there's no resemblance with the corpse and the pictures of don wany we saw last time they said he was killed?

See as ifeanyi uba is bloated like a pig �, this bianca is still very hot and sharp, who dey enoy this woman's pussy?

Dry joke

favourmic:
I thought I know English until l heard my neighbour explaining difference btn Email and Gmail,
Email is a mail sent by electricity.
Gmail is a mail sent by generator

She no too fine sef, better waist and figure 8 curves she no get

Bro i hardly comment on Nairaland, infact it has been several months i last commented on Nairaland,
But this your comment deserves an oscar award

Deo1986:
To think that this is a country that is still looking for a missing airplane with over 250 persons for over 2years now.... I wonder if they will know when a rocket is launched on their capital?

what is so funny here?

cr7lomo:
...one of the funniest posts that I hv even seen since I joined NL in 2013

OL'boy SAVAGE YOU ARE!!! CHILLS YOU'VE GOT NOT i doff cap for you shaa

holatin:
she just wake up?

when guys were trolling her for attention then she dey do yanga, now when she don become ANCIENT OF DAYS she cum dey advertise herself.

you never see something, u go still post yourself for OLX for this husband matter

hi sorry for derailing, can i get your Whatsapp contact i need to chat with you to make some enquiries about Kenya as I'm visiting Kenya next week

Pavore9:
Loved book keeping and did end up scoring an A2 in it.

Is kenya still visa on arrival for Nigeria passport holder

obalukan:
Have been to Kenya more than 3 times this year alone. But to say the fact, the way the Kenyan Immigration are doing is really bad this days. Please and please try to defend your purpose of visit to avoid been sent back at JKIA.

Hi i intend to travel to Kenya next month, is it still visa on arrival?

maxkia:
It is still Visa on Arrival.But you need to Put in a $100 Bill in between your Travel document instead of the Normal $50 Visa Fee.At Point of Entry,Do not go near a Male Immigration Officer.They Detest Nigerians so Much.Stay on the Line that has a Female Immigration officer on Seat.

hello is Kenya still visa on arrival for Nigeria passport holder because a friend just told me they have stopped and i plan to visit Kenya next month

maxkia:
It is still Visa on Arrival.But you need to Put in a $100 Bill in between your Travel document instead of the Normal $50 Visa Fee.At Point of Entry,Do not go near a Male Immigration Officer.They Detest Nigerians so Much.Stay on the Line that has a Female Immigration officer on Seat.

Cute house and fine wife with nice ukwu the man dey enjoy shaa, may poverty, sickness, troubles, sorrows never near you and your generations unborn! Amen! God bless me to bless others!

Am i the only one that has an erection whenever i see two ladies fighting? LWKMD

LOL � SAVAGE YOU ARE!! CHILLS YOU'VE GOT NOT

FODA:
I thought this pple have job before,you tour add no value to our lives,don t come ibadan oh.

OP you talk too f*****g much and sounded so shallow! nothing of such will happen, all will happen is that the APC led FG will manipulate the no vote ish to rig the election, that's all, i'm an Anambrarian and Obiano supporter just like you but you are just painting this imaginary picture to put fear on people to vote, may sense fall on you!

nwaanambra1:
ATTENTION NDI ANAMBRA GBURUGBURU!

For those shouting no election in Anambra State - especially those among you who are from our state, have you even sat for a moment and thought about the implications of boycotting election in Anambra State?

Well, based on the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria - which Anambra state is still part of, discouraging or hindering people from exercising their franchise in an election is classified as treason and in some cases terrorism.

we all know that many people will want to go and vote so as to chose who will govern them- but based on the high number of ipob touts deployed to anambra state by nnamdi kanu, many people out of fear of being victimized will chose to stay indoors - just like it happened during the previous stay at home order by ipob. forcing people to stay indoors is classified as terrorism - that's a crime against the state.

WHAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL DO WHEN THE ELECTION IS BOYCOTTED

If ipob led by nnamdi kanu succeeds in forcing people not to exercise their franchise during the elections by staying at home, the federal government will declare at state of emergency in Anambra State - the constitution will be suspended for as long as it takes to restore order - which may last for more than two or three years.

A military administrator from the north will be appointed to govern Anambra State for the period the state of emergency will be in place.
curfew will be declared from dusk till down - and anything that moves in between those periods will be shot at - and shot to kill.

Nigerian soldiers will be deployed in the entire south east but especially in Anambra State. This military occupation will last for an upward of two to three years. Anambra state will be fully governed by the military.

THE IMPACT OF STATE OF EMERGENCY ON NDI ANAMBRA

If state of emergency is declared in Anambra State even for one week, the impact will be so devastating that we may not recover from it for the next five years! how much more if it lasts for a year! don't forget that terrorism and hunting down terrorist doesn't just end in a week or months!

the federal might will be in Anambra for nothing less than one year and during these period, all the economic advancement made by ndi Anambra and its various active governors starting from Ngige down to peter obi and being consolidated by Obiano will all be destroyed!

the vibrant economy being jealously guided by ndi Anambra will be striped to shreds by the invading army! Anambra State will be looted to the ground!

we all know the modus operandi of the Nigerian security apparatus - which is shoot then ask questions later, many ndi Anambra will lost their lives for the simple reason that they were walking too fast while going to buy bread - the casualties will be too much that it may end up touching every household in anambra state!

the army will use Anambra State for Target practice - they can target your house and bomb it - or even your entire village and bomb it and claim that it is the hideout of ipob terrorist - if they can do it in borno which is their state how much worse do u think they will do to an infidel state in an infidel land! they will rape our fine girls, kill our young men and mess our vibrant cities and villages!

And guess what? nothing will happen! you know why? because we are in a state of emergency - the constitution has been suspended. human rights is now totally on hold! anything goes!

WHAT IPOB WILL DO NEXT WHEN STATE OF EMERGENCY IS DECLARED IN ANAMBRA STATE

After the declaration of the state of emergency in Anambra State, all the imported ipob touts will disappear from Anambra State as fast as their legs will carry them! then the army will begin to kill innocent ndi Anambra youths who are never members of ipob and brand them ipob terrorist (once the state of emergency is declared, the securities will stop calling them touts and miscreants but will start calling them terrorists).

the ipob miscreants will relocate to Enugu State and start their protest there - do u know why Enugu state?

because the Abia and Imo miscreants are too smart to expose their state to such anarchy! they will never take their protest to Abia and Iimo State! ask yourself - how many times have they taken their protest to Imo or Abia State? they hold their peaceful meetings in Abia and Imo but hold their riotous protest in anambra and enugu and port harcourt!

you know why? because an average Imo and Abia man are so self centered and naturally jealous of any one ahead of them! if truth be told, Anambra and Enugu state are so far ahead of these two states and are advancing faster than they can catch up hence their desire to destroy it - by the time they are done destroying Anambra and Enugu and are heading towards port-harcourt, things would av been settled and no harm will come upon their states of Abia and Imo!

after destroying Anambra - they will face Enugu and do same to it.

BY THE TIME THE HEAT IS HOT AND KANU IS DECLARED WANTED - HE WOULD AV TAKEN OFF WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY AND HEAD BACK TO EUROPE THRU THE BACK EXIT AND LEAVE OTHERS TO BEAR THE BRUNT OF THE INVADING ARMY!

whenever a man talks and brags that he will defend something with his life - believe me there lies a liar and a coward who will never make any sacrifice with his goat talk less of his life! Pete Edochie.

NDI AMANBRA - WHERE IS OUR SENSE OF PRIDE IN OUR STATE? WHERE IS THE WISDOM WE ARE KNOWN FOR?

My question to any one joining in shouting no election in Anambra state is - is this what you want for our dear state?

Is the fake struggle for Biafra worth destroying our state which we have worked so hard to raise it to this level?

I will advice each and every one of our indegenes joining nnamdi kanu to please go and read up history - biafran civil war destroyed mostly only Anambra and Enugu State - the present day Abia and Imo states were relatively left untouched - hence it is still a mystery to the people of these two states how we survived the destruction so fast and still leap ahead of them!

Do not let history to repeat itself in our state again!

CHARITY THEY SAY BEGINS AT HOME! LET NNAMDI KANU START HIS CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE FROM ABIA STATE!

IF NNAMDI KANU WANTS TO CREATE CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE LET HIM START FROM ABIA STATE! LET HIM START BY UNSEATING THE DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED GOVERNMENT OF IKPEAZU - AFTER DOING THAT, WE WILL JOIN HIM IN STOPPING DEMOCRACY IN OTHER EASTERN STATES!

Ndi Anambra please open your eyes! use your God given brain which we are known to possess in abundance in Anambra State!

DON'T LET NNAMDI KANU USE OUR STATE FOR HIS IPOB EXPERIMENT!

NDI ANAMBRA IBEM! PLEASE DON'T ALLOW NNAMDI KANU AND HIS IMPORTED IPOB TOUTS TO DESTROY OUR STATE WHICH WE HAVE WORKED SO HARD TO UPLIFT!



UDO DIRI ANAMBRA!

ANAMBRA ADI GO NMA!

EJIRO NWA DIBIA ENENE NSI!

ANAMBRA SAYS NO TO IPOB

#ELECTIONMUSTHOLDINANAMBRASTATE!

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mind44 and lalasticlala - please can you take this to front page so my Anambra brothers can read it.

Agwo no na akirika - its time for adults to hunt the snake down before children will set the grass thatched hut ablaze in their quest to kill the snake hiding in the thatched roof!


Ndi Igbo said its better to hunt the black goat on time before darkness comes and swallow it!


Okenye anaghi ano nu lo ewu amuo n'ogbo!


oyibo si ri na to be fore-warned is to be for-armed!

This girl no too fine for face � her face is so round like ball ⚽

guy it's been long i commented on Nairaland but this your comment is truly hilarious may sense fall on the ikorodu residents like coconut LOL

tutudesz:
The real badoos will also join in beating innocent people

Dangote for buy Etisalat naa

Bro does Vietnam extend stay, assuming i enter and plan to stay longer

hahhhahahaha bros u funny oo to recruit him to Bangladesh army LOL

mrphysics:
You should have asked why he is here to do. Do you think the man does not have anything else doing? He must be here for a serious business maybe to recruit people like you into the Bangladesh Army

if this really happened like you narrated it you are the man, i like serving my revenge very cold

goldedprince:
a soldier did some similar shitt to one of my elder brother. i felt so humiliated.
i marked his name , and monitored him like a monitoring sprit. i made sure i followed him where ever he goes. i made sure i knew where he was posted to , the state and baracks etc. to cut the long story short, 4 years after he did that shit, i retaliated. i made sure i broke his leg. well, he was able to threat it and resume duty again but he will never forget that day.
soldier, police or anything wey you be, there are people you dont mess with.

wow i almost made it to being the first to comment ever on nairaland, wish myself better luck next time.

b

Price: 16 million naira
Contact owner on: 08183747015
Reason for sale: owner is relocating to US

Features: the house has 4 rooms and all the rooms has toilet and bathroom, 1 small waiting parlour and 1 big parlour with dining visitors toilet, the kitchen is as big as a parlour and it has store, the compound has 3 standard dog cages and store and a big generator house.

Contact owner on 08183747015

Asking price: 17 million naira

Features: all 4 rooms has toilet and bathroom, the kitchen is as big as a parlour and it has store, the house has a small waiting parlour and very large main parlour with dining and toilet, the house has dog cages and and outdoor store and generator house.

contact owner on 08183747015