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Keep feeling like queen victoria, im go clear for your eyes when old age comes, ndi Igbo si na akwuna ga ebe akwa nwa na nka(harlot will cry for a baby at old age)
Keep searching for who you will feel his looks till you get old you are already heading to 40 and I can bet you might not even be that beautiful, you're forming you rather remain single forever than marry who you're not feeling his looks, you will remember all this at old age when you will need kids and grand kids, keep it up queen Victoria

victorian:
Gosh!
I didn't say he is ugly, I was simply not feeling his looks!

Do u know why God created us all differently with different shapes, heights, colour and all? Because everyone have different taste when it comes to marriage or even friendship sef.
If not? God would have created us all to look like.
The notion that a woman can marry any man cos he's rich or comfortable or average is wrong! Not all women and not me.
I can't marry any man out there. I have my own taste!

Sighs, Nigerians

Mumu! see your own grammar, you can't even spell correctly, olodo

Iwanttoto1:
How ya husband go luvs u when u no fit constructs simpul grammar?

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OL'boy you're funny oo

gmaribel:
Where are the Fixed.game Marketers.... Oya come this is your thread

You Look your exact age joor

momove4real25:
Me of 32 nko n many ppl don't believe my age

Choii!! tetem for you, if na me i will do more than you have said, i believe in iwu moses, an eye for an eye

AceRoyal:
May God never allow me be in such a situation. But if I was this guy, Heaven knows I'll hunt and kill that guy no matter how long or what it takes. If he can bribe his way out of the law, then he would face the full wrath of the law from me!

I rarely comment on Nairaland, i have to comment on this your comment because they're words on marble, you're so so on point

CodeTemplar:
You see why it good to strengthen the system overall instead going for personal gains at all cost.
Atiku was one in power as the number 2 man in Nigeria but choose personal riches thinking he is untouchable. Now he needs justice and the justice system he help killed in the past is now haunting him greatly.

Buhari too is there today and trying to play superman for his illiterate brethren by going after opponents instead of strengthening the system. One day Buhari wont be there again and him or his people will need the system to come to their rescue, then we will hear them cry foul. He has forgotten what he passed through in the hands of PDP. These men act exactly like they know Nigeria will never workout and it is just a game of inter-regional resource grabbing but the followers hardly see it.

Dry joke

StarUp:
Copied:
This new neighbor of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.
At times, they will kiss till the extent, i and my wife would think any moment they might get naked and ravish themselves.
Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and sex life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.
I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.
I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.
I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.
I was arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.
'chimmmooo! Praise, you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted.
She opened the door and ran out. I chased her behind to explain.
'Uju I can explain, stop!' I shouted as I ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser"
I was chasing Uju with a red candle in my hands and i didn't even know.
Our new neighbors saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.
On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, chasing my wife behind....

My wife's family and I have been gathered for over 2hrs now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from pastor Ebube... My surprise romance may have put me in trouble.
But then, I learnt something from this very experience. Fear anything red.
Happy valentine folks!

Igbo

Offpoint:
I'm not new here, I know of the tribal bullcrap going on here. I'm glad this reply is coming from a moderator. why censored flatinò to igbos, instead of automatically deleting the word whenever someone uses it? I don't know if Afonjà is censored to Yorubas too, if it is... you guys need to do something about it. it's subconsciously fueling the tribal war here. in fact there should be an automatic banning on whosoever type those 2 words "flatinò/Afonjä.

About the other words:
Pènis is just part of the body like every other part, why censored it?
curse words are supposed to be the one censored not body parts.

Nwa ama ikpe the great

NwaAmaikpe:



Please was he soaked in his own blood by someone else or did he soak himself in his own blood?
Like was he supernaturally murdered or was he assassinated?

Bloggers keep giving us incomplete, incomprehensible semi-cooked stories.

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For me i think chiwetal is the best

SoNature:
I think Chiwetalu Agu is my favorite

That man has an award for talking nonsense

I like Ime Bishop too...aka Okon Lagos

Even his body movements are funny

I have video of were he was dancing in the club, it's so sad indeed as it was his last dance

You just took this out of my mouth, this girl has never looked beautiful to my eyes, she is just light skinned but i don't see her as beautiful at all, she is just there, i don't like her round face wey round like ball

Babiod:
Is it me? Not hating o I don't know she's not really fine to me,Abeg no b all light skin dey fine joor.

You have a nice heart, upon he defrauded your family you are not happy about his death

Chrisjordan2015:
Sad death. Remember how this man made my family give him over 6 million and a new toyota 2008 corolla(meant to be my car) in 2014. He said 'empty your account' as i just watched and silently questioned whether he was a true prophet.
It was an eye opener and each time i think of it I wonder how we were that gullible. Anyways, I just hope he changed before his demise. My condolences to his family.

Hahahahahahha

Olukat:
Wise decision cos they would've stripped him to his balls to favor Ronaldo

Dumbo! you're giving accolades to your fellow dumbo

Grupo:
You are right. Most Europeans and Americans think Africa is a country with Nigeria and Ghana as small states inside

Na lie! anybody wey never hear of Naija is a stark illiterate

abbeyty:
Even as popular as Nigeria is some of these people from Europe or America don't know there is a country called Nigeria. does that mean they don't read as well? don't mind the guy jare trying to act smart

You just said my mind, can you imagine this is his first time of hearing of Kazakhstan, Nigerians really don't read and learn like him LOL

baldwin84:
if u are just hearing of Kazakhstan for d first time,u just proof ursef right "Nigerians don't like to read"

See you saying people don't like to read and learn and this is your first time of hearing of Kazakhstan it shows how much you read and learn LOL

Grupo:
This is my first time of hearing there is a country called Kazakhstan. Nigerians don't like to read and learn. That's why agents deceive many.

OLboi this ur scope na million oo, once you tell them you get ebola all man will run hahhaha

Dripy:
This is a ritual bath; maybe he had been told to take a bath in the open and revive his dwindling fortunes. Check his ''jeep'' it is not in vogue so the bath is necessary for him to upgrade.


The man fall hand sha; if na me, when they accost me, I would have told them I have ebola and a witch doctor told me to bath in the open and be cured. Modern day Naaman

I rarely comment on Nairaland, but your advice is top notch and deserve accolades �

benjsniper33:
If you are a Yahoo boy or a very hard working dude Sweating day and night to make cool cash. Pls make sure you hide your head, get spiritual protection if necessary or get a Gun for self protection I mean a personal Shot gun or a confirm Sig or Glock pistol.

You see,Our forefathers are very wise they live long not only because of Good food or good health but also because they are PROTECTED I mean they FORTIFY THEMSELVES.

My grandfather fought in the Nigerian Civil War , he fought under the Third Marine Battalion he witnessed and survived the entire war . He participated in the major battles. He explained to me just how Adaka Boro was killed, his boss then was Maj Benjamin Adekunle he usually tell us that Adekunle was an alien (he's well fortified ) because of his unbelievable exploits in Battle. Many of his friendsand classmates died in the Battles but he survived.

Why? His mother (my greatgrand mother )cooked the nigga up well before he joined the Army, she fortified him so well that the tin still dey him bodi even before he died. He grew so old old , he saw his children, grand children (me inclusive ) and some of his great grand children, he died a Deacon and a devout Christian.

Beloved listen and listen good, The plan of the Devil (The Prince of this world) is to put tears into the face of parents and old people, to cause them to weep and weep in utter sorrow, to torment them make them cry and wail in their old age , to fill their old and fragile hearts with grief and total hopelessness so that when they are long-grieved and tortured they will point their hands to heaven and Insult God, lambast him, curse him, blame him, accuse him for causing their sorrows and maybe eventually commit suicide.
How does the devil hope to achieve this?
By killing the "Josephs of all families " by killing the promised and glorious children of a family. He knows that God will always plant a "little messiah " (omo ologo) in every family he might be a boy or a girl who will raise their families from poverty, pain , suffering, anguish and lack. We can see what Cristiano Ronaldo did for his family and everybody who contributed to his success, we see Wizkid, we see Lukaku, we see Mikel Obi e.t.c......

We can see what happened to glorious children whose lives were cut short like 2pac, Biggie, Dagrin, Micheal Jackson, Amy Winehouse, XXXTentacion etc..and other young and promising children who we don't even know plus the young and promising men killed in massacres in Syria and Iraq by ISIS and the ones being swallowed up by cultism. .etc...

If you know you are the glory or one of the glories of your family , be careful of the friends you keep , the people you walk with , the people you are loyal too. Keep your mouth shut and live a coded life , maintain very few and trust-worthy friends if possible make no friends at all just have few acquaintances. Don't be flashy , hide , hide and hide and hide till you've raised your families behind the claws of poverty and suffering till you've fulfilled the promises of God in your life.

But shit could hit the fan anytime, so FORTIFY YOURSELF in a way known to you alone. Because the devil is the MAIN hunter of your soul.

Choii Nairalanders i too love una, me no get any spare rip or pity for the dead dude, those guys are mean, na karma caught up with him

stacyadams:
Gallant and well loved officer....thunder from heaven go faya d writer...na dat statement dey pain me

Ọbọy this your prayer na confirm i knelt and prayed it with my name, God go bless the works of our hands this year

JasonScolari:
**kneels down**




Papa God, Na Jason your favorite pikin dey yarn, i dey diligent with my work, and you talk say you go bless the work of my hand, i don dey hustle consistently, but the correct cash weh You promise me never still drop.... Aliko Dagote nor get two head nah... Nor let this year pass me and my fellow hustlers by.


In Jesus name...




Happy birthday sir.... Live Long.

BIA THIS ASSLICKING DUMBO!
THIS EMONEY IS NOT AS RICH AS HE POTRAYS HIMSELF TO BE, NA ONLY THIS ONE SITTING ROOM HE GET HABA

IamAirforce1:
Five star chairman, has shared photos of himself all swagged up in his beautifully decorated sitting room.

The billionaire business man took to his social media page with his 1.4million followers .

E-money who's also the CEO of five star shipping services , was dressed in white attire and his signature face cap looking sharp and ready to go

See photos below


News Source
IamAirforce1


Link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgOCbhiF5Ko/

OL'boy! you get bad mouth oo,
But na true you talk shaa, atiku no dey waste time oo, he go join OBJ new movement sharp sharp

Shawnnn01:
Atiku got no chill moving on to Obasanjo newly formed party with immediate alacrity, no time abeg.

Eiyaa rest in peace fine woman and may God give the husband the strength to bear this loss, death of a loved one is the worst thing that can happen to someone.

SAVAGE YOU ARE CHILLS YOU've GAT NOT

Annnonymous:
Is that Kcee?

Nice.

His forehead sha.....the baldness is inevitable.

George weah looks humble

I weak for the guy oo, Singapore is a highly developed country, i have been there thrice and the place is wow! even Malaysia and Thailand are highly developed countries too, i have been there

chineduemmao:
abeg remove singapore, its disrespectful naming a first word nation alongside semi-shithole nations

Rest in peace bro