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So hilarious, you're stupid i swear, your last line really made me laughing to my self as if i don dey kolo small

uyams:
This looks like a result of Hard drugs Abuse

oritsefemi,this could be ur opportunity to finally laugh at ur enemy.
OR
Help him out and enjoy the following
Trend for some days like : oritsefimi finally reachs out Chi junglist, checkout this pics of oritsefemi and Chi junglist, oritsefemi wife finally meets junglist,oritsemi finally hugs junglist as the wife smile sheepishly etc,


bloggers u know what I mean

If i'm Fatoyinbo,
i will eliminate this talkative snitching Judas discreetly

NwaAmaikpe:




It is a shame and very heartbreaking that Akah Nnani will rather align with the court of public urchins to pull down his pastor all because of clout.

Akah thinks he has arrived after featuring in a few episodes of a backstreet soap and because he has friends who are generous to lend him their clothes and shoes for his photoshoots.

While he should understand that total featuretime in his appearances isn't up to 39 minutes, he should be reminded that posterity will forever remember him as a sellout; a fame hungry Judas who stabbed his Lord because of half piece of Instagram clout silver.

Chaii, it's well with you bro, people dey pass through a lot inside life

spandola:
Brother,Being depressed is not an easy thing..Was depressed some time ago after I signed a shorty of about 8million naira for a lady(family friend).She Got d money from a micro finance bank and absconded to the US.The Micro finance bank sent a letter via a police officer to head of securities in my place of work but the luck I had then was that the guy happens to be a good friend that we hang out regularly.He quickly alerted me and informed me to call the police officer that brought the letter to my office.I had to strike a deal with the micofinace bank and was paying dem 250k every pa day of the month coupled with the fact that I was running a personal bank loan which was engolfing not less tha n 300k from me..When ever pay day was coming close I would be more depressed because I might not have enough money to take care of my family needs..I was so depressed and even sold my cars,but having my wonderful family and friends helped me get by..There was even a time that my mum had to pay my rent of about 1.2m and even paid my kids school fees..I always made sure I hung out with my good friends and share my problems with them.Am done paying the debt and am back on track.Please discuss your issues with close friends and Families..A problem shared is half solved.

The guy is a weak man, his real names should be TIMID DAKOLO(THE KOLO MAN)

DONFASZY:
D earlier timi damugu stop allowin his wife to broadcast him on social media d bera for him

All dis public stunts is nw irritating

I prayed dis moni na
Who no do moni devotion for here

Why online post all d time

My brother the TIMI DAKOLO IS A TIMID WEAK MAN, i have never really liked him but this whole saga has made me hate him with passion, he is a fool, had it been he is a small boy if i catch him i would have beaten him to stupor, he is a disgrace to real MEN

Wiifesnatcher:
agba okongbon


I used to think the dude is smart and gather for upstairs until this Coza saga. such a disgrace to brotherhood exposing his woman out in public

You nailed it, i swear down, i saw the pictures and all i was thinking, why can't someone like Adeshina be our president jeez

Willy7:
My people, no matter our political divides and leaning, some things are not to be ignored. The picture above says a lot about our country and how our President is being perceived. Honestly I'm not happy seeing this pictures. This really shows how far we have deteriorated as a country. Looking at Adeshina, you can't but imagine if someone of that caliber and education is our President, how this country will be perceived and respected. Honestly I feel so ashamed that in this 21st century, someone of PMB caliber is what we can show to the world as our beacon of hope. Why can't we have an Adeshina or Godfrey Onyeàmà or even a young vibrant and educated Northerner that knows what the world is talking about? Just look at the way Adeshina is seated and sharing ideas with intelligent leaders. Honestly this pictures really sends some deep thoughts within me. Which way Nigeria?

I support you fully bro, the best way now is to always be paranoid, be extremely careful of the guy too, when he is outta jail he might try to get back at you, cos he might be feeling you abandoned him

mabeni:
I don't give a Bleep. I disowned him already. A friend who his mother got killed because of him. He was a member of secret cult...Dem wan come kill am for their house, he escaped but his mom couldn't. The poor woman was murdered in cold blood in place of her son. This happened way back before I knew him and we found out when he stole. A friend that stole my favourite Jean, cap, and shirts knowingly I didn't have more than 2 jeans. Is that a good friend. A friend that stay late outside and drink to stupor meanwhile, I don't take alcohol and 8pm, I'm Already in my house, a friend that disappears when he gets his salary but comes home once I had exhausted it then I ll start feeding him when he's back. All these I never complained for once. I rather advice him. Even as we speaks, non of his family has visited him in the prison. The last time I visited him, you needed to see the close markings the warder gave us. I am easy going and a struggling man. Make somebody no go send me to jail or early grave.

It's very simple bro, put yourself in the late man shoes, just be honest, God forbid you die young and left a beautiful widow, will you be pleased wherever you are to see she got pregnant for another man within 1 year six months of your death, just think deep, she did not do anything wrong oo, she has a right to remarry even one month after her husband's death but the glaring truth is she didn't love her late husband that's just the fact

Ryan03:
attack because I defended her abi? continue frustrating people's children because they married into your family, it will befall your sisters soon

Leave am he never jam

nairalanduseles:
Wise words..........forget that guy na hunger dey worry am

Why do you feel you can beat him? are you Anthony Joshua, even Anthony Joshua was humbled by a fatty,
A man no spose dey tell another man im go beat him cos you might get the shock of your life from the person you think you can beat up, and the person you see as weak can resort to weapon and kill you in the fight cos he knows you can beat him up in fist fight so be wise man

NewDelhi:
So you self dey claim aye. Wish we could meet one on one let me give you a beating you'll always remember to tell your colleagues.

It's sad indeed, i felt such a strong pity for the guy

PoshBoss007:
The guy later died shortly after that video. Now wouldn't it have been reasonable for the police to get him treated, or take him to a hospital and make his family pay the bill, while they build up a case against him? Isn't it what someone in his right frame of mind would've done? And some of us here are hailing the police. Tueh!!!

You read my mind dear, I'm sure the deceased doctor is also non chalant about such vital medical equipments being in place in all hospitals

Flier:
The dead doctor Ofcourse because I am sure hundred of his patient have died because of the particular equipment but he didn’t bother to complain or quit the job until it’s provided and now they suddenly remember that they do not have the equipment because it involve the doctor and his life is more precious
Nonsense

Oga i have read just few of your replies and noted how you're attacking everyone against the woman and supporting the woman, it's like you're the one that got the widow pregnant and want to marry her, less than two years of her husband's death is too short for her to get pregnant for someone abeg, that's the truth and it's bitter to you, if she really loved the late husband dearly, it's still too too early to even be in a serious relationship with another man talkless of being pregnant and planning marriage, jeez, let me not classify her as heartless but let me say she didn't love the late husband and if she loved him the love was so shallow

Ryan03:
People grief differently. Because mrs A griefed for 10years doesn't mean mrs B must grief for same number of years. Why exactly do we monitor how long people grief? Are we happy seeing them in that state? I thought relatives and friends are to comfort them and help them move on?

NwaAmaikpe the great! Onye Nkem! Carry go i dey your back, the Timi guy na mumu and a weak man

NwaAmaikpe:




The Dakolos keep churning out false claim after claim.

This is a very sensational case; the type most lawyers will kill to handle so it can boost their CV.
But Falana in his wisdom declined it so it won't mess up his winning streak.
Even the blind can see that the Dakolos have lost this battle.

When Timi released the song "Iyawo mi", I knew there was something special about it.
I never knew he was introducing us to the woman who'd bring him to his doom.

I doubt there'd even be a marriage to salvage by the time Biodun Fatonyibo is done taking them to the cleaners.

Clout-seeking, sympathy hungry, mumu couple.

Hnm so there are my father's age mates on Nairaland, you have been grooving as far back as 1974 jeez respect SIR

majamajic:
I do club at front line hotel Onitsha in 1974

with this oriental brothers playing live, u need see the guy on lead guitar , kabaka !

You and Timi are the coward here, if someone dares rape my wife or daughter I will track the person down and kill him straight up no jokes, but i can't tell my wife to broadcast to the whole nation how she was raped when she was a teenager that's gross stewpidty, now Bleep off my mention weakling

calculator123:
You are COWARD. So if it were your daughter or wife, I hope you will gladly talk your advice.

He is a very weak man, he deserves to be beaten up sef, he is just crying like a teenager that heard someone disvirgined his girlfriend before him, a strong man would have told his wife to move on and forget the past, he will soon realize the shame he has brought to his family by this his mumuish act, he is a weakling

salford1:
Unlike you...My respect for him quadripled.
The guy is strong abeg.
I immediately started following him on instagram and started listening to his songs after this incident.

You call him woman rapper for loving his wife? Seriously? The real woman wrapper is the man of god that can't control his prick.

Na real man Timi be.

The Timi whatever is a complete fool, weak man and woman wrapper, i hate men like him with a passion, i have never liked him before all this

donaldking10:
heard this idiot is currently in the studio working on a new album.
the foolish husband wanna use this opportunity to revive his dead musical career

I have been following this COZA ish for several days now and this's my first comment and i stand with you 100%, the Nnani guy is a big time snitch, if i catch him i will use 2 by 2 wood and design his head, he is sounding like a gay

Chimaobichukwuma:
i wish i cn see this nnani in person i will so beat him like a baby. They re killing christain in the north u cnt carry d matter or protest abt it. Foolish he goat.

Shit, if this is what really happened, he and his family bleeped up and will be regretting not even paying popo 500k sef chaii

Starboytwo:
I was there LIVE when they told him his money was 200k after illegally searching through his phone, they'd read every message from sms to WhatsApp, and then his "Google Hangout and automatically declared he is a Yahoo boy...

He offered 50k but they insisted on 200k, afterwords his family agreed on 100k but popo was insistent on 200k because they have seen his account balance...

His family got angry and decided to make a case against the police, hoping if they could prove that police was only after bribe, they could secure some favourable judgement, instead
it was a bad move.

Police decided to teach him a lesson by dragging the case with him...

Chooii Nairalanders una no go kee me oo

CalabarPikin:
Exams fever....

Nairalanders una no go kee me oo

Kakamorufu:
ahhhhhhhh. make dem go drink bitter leaf water

Chaii Nairalanders una no go kee me oo!!

juanjo2:
thank God I have not place my bet

I rarely comment on Nairaland but this your writeup deserves an award, you painted a real gory picture for intending sniper drinkers to have a rethink, kudos

MissOpe:
*Sniper* is not an easy killer, *it's an organ eating ,liquid monster*

When you blindly drink *sniper* that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you....

1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir

2. You will have serious discharges from your nose...oh, it's late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head and scream like it wants to explode..

4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making sure that your body have lost control over it.

5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river.

6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah...sniper must finish it's job.

7. The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over yourself ...sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney....cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

The last thing that will die in you, is your brain that will take in every information before shutting down. It will allow you watch yourself, give up the pained ghost.

That's why they will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper...cos you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses,screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that's how they ended up in the hospital.

If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, but you will never remain the same, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital...but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is "regrets".

*You can see, it's not an easy death*

Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper...that 100ml ,200/300 naira *otapiapia*, is a *terminator*.. *a gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator*

You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

It's only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. *Suicide is not a joke*.

Sniper will make you *see your ear without mirror,* will force you to beg for your life back, but it will scream back at you from your system, to let it do its job.

*It will give you a slow, dragged, struggled, regrettable death..*

Why don't you use that strength of fighting a painful death, and fight your way out to live?

You don't wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.
*let's help circulate to help people out*