A man that boasted frequently of his purity would be tagged an OKOBO. It is a great shame for a man to wear that tag. Yet, women made it painful. No woman would marry an OKOBO but every woman with "broken pot" can still get a suitor.

Ladies must accept the fact that nature places an enormous burden on them and keep their pot shut. If the door is shut, men would respect them.

True talk my brother.

SWEET T do you know you are cheating on your partner?

i just dey joke jare my brother. dont mind them, them dey jelous fine girl o.

MILITIA may be you need to load another pics you took in Yankee to convince this doubting thomas that you are actually in Houston

mind your business and leave MILITIA alone. aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

if you love your babe you'll do anything for her. what's wrong in helping your babe to wash her under wears when situations warrants it?

yeah, i've cheated on my partner one million and one times. I am a typical african man, i dont believe a man cheats on his wife because our tradition support polygamy.

A guy can friend as many girls as possible but ladies are not allowed to do so.

mo le laya pupo, ko soun to buru sugbon b'obirin ba loko meji odi asewo.

@ Poster.

Ladies are too selfish. Ladies do the Mouth Action while the man do head job, manual jobs to provide daily bread for the family.

@ poster
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his congregation. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

2.6m for Access bank sounds incredible.

I have a friend in Zenith Bank, His monthly take home salary is 91,000+

Single and seriously confused about choice

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I light a cadle for my dearest beloved brother who passed away on the 14th of February, 2004 in a ghastly motor accident, my dearest sister who passed away on june 19, 2004 after a brief illness. You are evergreen in my memory

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It's krazy to have clicked on this topic and krazier to read these krazy posts from these krazy people. Please come for brain lobotomy and impairment in my hospital. 

I inserted my card and the machine said my financial institution was not available, 15 minutes later when I had left the machine, I received an SMS from the bank (Zenith) that I have withdrawn 3000 naira.

How will you call yourself a christian and still go ahead to smoke weed? The bible says let everything be done decently and in order.
Some people hide under the verse of the bible which says what goes in is not a sin but what comes out of your mouth, but if you eat something that stimulates then you are actually going to say or do something you ought not to say or do.

take note that Paul says if meat will make my brethren go astray I will desist from eating meat. To be a christian means to be christ like ( christian is a term first use in antioch to describe the deciples of Jesus Christ).

Chinese, Koreans and Japanese           

I've been dating a girl for almost four years and she never allow me to make love to her(she claimed to be avirgin) But I have to look for alternative ( body no be firewood).

Screwing someone else is most times caused by the one you love.

my girl friend- call it quit
my wife- send her back to her parents, take her children to the hospital for DNA test