John Fashanu also said same!!!

Photographers dey enjoy ooo

Chai......

"Do like this"...
" open ya leg"...
"Oya pout"....


But if I say make she allow me hmm...story story...

Mi o ti ri iyawo oo!!!

Sugarcious:
Wait for your ban! WTF! [b]You just called the oga at the top a self-servicer.. [/b]Chai! Wait for your life sentence.

You made this sentence not me!!

Adebowhales:
Mologi never find wife shaaa, since all these while. Tell seun to divorce his wife for you na

Story of life......


Who told you Seun is married!!!

The guy na self-servicer!!!

Papa no go drive am....
Pls give me, make I dey use am do uber...

Or cabu cabu...


My deliver go complete...I swear!!!

The school can do what they like....
If you are tired,tell ya papa to build school!!!!




Mi o ti ri iyawo fa!

Best news coming out of Africa.
If only the new ones can help

Guy don't confuse yourself.
Do you want to help your siblings...
Or want an opportunity to be fornicating...



A military officer was given a 3-day leave to go and enjoy with his newly wedded wife. He arrived home and realized that his wife was in her menstrual period! He had to send an SOS message to headquarters, requesting for an extension of his leave days. He prepared his message in the usual military coded language. He wrote:
Soldier: Omega One, this is Omega Twelve. Danger on the field. Red in front. Leave extension requested. Do you read me? Red in front... passage not clear. Extend leave sir!!!
Headquarters replied:
This is Omega One. We read you loud and clear. The danger is minimal! Attack frm the back and resume immediately. Leave extension, denied! I repeat.... Attack with minimal force from the back and resume immediately... Way is clear from behind! Extension denied!
�������

Now, this man won't be able to enjoy his wife in peace.

rosita33:
this bible said we are the apples of his eyes. which eyes are you talking about?

Well,I may not be able to argue authoritatively with you about the words in the Holy Bible. But what I meant there was the idea of the shepherd who look after those that are the apple of God's eye, I.e the sheeple

This tithe is just normal....If God bless you, bless his "eyes" here on earth. Simple...

I dnt get this people!!!

I guess the youths you are referring to are not born yet!!!

Call Shell,ExxonMobil, Total and rest...to come mine the girl dry....


she has oyel down there....


Just my humble token.

See how I am just watching Buhari and his appointments

I feel your pain bro!!!


And when a guy calls himself Virgin.
its feels weird!!!

You were never a Virgin....
its just that you have never been dicked/pussied!!!

The guy with that wide mouth though!!!

Just soo Ghanaian!!!

They should hide you for the next ten years!!!!

The look on your face when your name has not been called to collect food.


Brother, after the sack.....you take over abi...




weldone!!!!

osheeyyyy Awon eyan slim shady!!!!



but trump doesn't have Beard...

I guess this op is talking from his UK home!!!


Go and collect your stollen phone from bado members!!!

Good morning Nairaland.
Police 20# causing problem since 1960!!!

Pls with interest!!!!

Ghana is not going to the World cup.....

So they are trying to be relevant...
Charlie I am Ghana break your head!!!

Mr Op.Baru and co. are not saying that Kachikwu is wrong or not intelligent, but the thing is, what oyinbo calls protocol is what is referred to here as tradition.



That is,happenings don't necessarily need to follow common sense,but they follow orders from above.

Kachikwu can resign and save himself further caricature!!!

I have not eaten today.

They taking it to Aso Clinic

You have played your PENALTY into THROW-IN with your careless decision.

God Bless Davido!!!

My people, please what is the primary aim of a government?. Is it fighting corruption at the expense of other important projects?.



Please APC should give us our change!!!
our bus stop is near!!!