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Politics / Re: EFCC Uncovers 2 Billion Naira In George Turner Account by momentarylapse: 7:15am On Mar 15, 2017
philpwresh:
Economic and Financial Crimes Commission EFCC) has uncovered N2 billion in the account of George Turner,
a former special adviser to erstwhile managing director of the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC), Dan Abia.


Following the discovery, operatives of the EFCC arrested Turner in Port Harcourt, Rivers State in connection with alleged possession of funds running into N2 billion, suspected to be funds siphoned from the NDDC while serving there as an adviser.


Recall that Turner, served in the NDDC between 2012 and 2015.
EFCC spokesperson, Wilson Uwujaren, who confirmed the story, noted that preliminary investigations by the EFCC threw up deposits made in Turner’s personal and company bank accounts in excess of N2billion.


“A search conducted in his houses in Port Harcourt and Yenogoa, yielded useful documents,” he noted.


Turner has made useful statements to the EFCC and will be arraigned as soon as investigations are concluded.

My friend will you put a reasonable source before I descend on you now? angry
Politics / Re: Foreign Missions To Monitor Magu’s Screening By Senate by momentarylapse: 7:13am On Mar 15, 2017
CONFAM.

angry

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Politics / Re: Aregbesola And Kwankwaso Meet With Hausa Community In Ife (Pictures) by momentarylapse: 7:04am On Mar 15, 2017
ZombieTERROR:
Hausas colonized Yorubas so I wonder why they can't always get along
Now Yorubas are Muslims
Now Yorubas have emirs
All thanks to the Hausa
Now Yorubas chant Sai baba even with all the hunger in the land

They should find a common ground and put there heads together on the floor cool


Ah!.....As usual! A pained, bitter, spiteful, micro waved jew doing what it knows best while going off topic with illogical rants!

Ndo for your pain my nwokem! Stop weeping! grin

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Politics / Re: Ali Finally Bows To Senate Order by momentarylapse: 6:58am On Mar 15, 2017
This mallam should just wear the uniform and let all this unnecessary drama end na! undecided
Politics / Re: El Rufai To Be Impeached. by momentarylapse: 2:43pm On Mar 14, 2017
subsurface:


its like the politicians has found a new way to make Nigerian jobless to be busy....

BLOGGING BLOGGING LIES LIES LIES...

so its now the turn of El Rufai to receive attacks...

Media war....

Nigerian youth please make una do meaning things with ya life


You for quote the o.p na! Na me post the lie? undecided
Politics / Re: Why I Dont Support Niger -delta Republic by momentarylapse: 1:44pm On Mar 14, 2017
ISDKING:

I know you are a Yoruba Muslim but I have one question for you.

Would you allow your daughter to stay in a marriage where her husband normal use her as a punch bang everyday?. B sincere with your answer, let's b logical for once


If you like you can think that I am an "afghani jewish christian igbo muslim!" That is your goddam business! And please when next you want to delve into the realm of political hypothesis try to come up with reasonable arguments and not this sentimental crap you wrote up there! You niger deltans and igbos are not the only ones receiving the short end of the stick in this country so buckle up and assist others in getting the country on the right path! You are all going NOWHERE! If it pains you then you can go and smooch the truth before impregnating it!








**drops phone**

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Politics / Re: 23 INEC Officials Arrested During Rivers Rerun Appear In Court In Abuja(pics) by momentarylapse: 1:37pm On Mar 14, 2017
I....Insatiable

N.....Naira


E....Extorting

C....Commission


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Politics / Re: El Rufai To Be Impeached. by momentarylapse: 1:27pm On Mar 14, 2017
Excellent rubbish! O.p must still be studying "bobo studies" in one strange university along naijas lost borders!

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Politics / Re: ICPC Recovers 165 Rounds Of Ammunition, Dangerous Weapons From Sanusi’s House by momentarylapse: 1:25pm On Mar 14, 2017
alizma:
220 flats traced to one person in this recession.
Buhari thank God you are back.


He can as well say that the flats were gifts from julius berger and unwell wishers....the guns were gifts from fleeing or retiring boko haram commanders, grateful herdsmen, olopas or grateful soldiers, the watches were gifts from Rolex, the cars were gifts from Benz, bmw and lexus and the cash were gifts from the banks! Simple!

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Politics / Re: Why I Dont Support Niger -delta Republic by momentarylapse: 1:19pm On Mar 14, 2017
Nobody is giving any of these senseless agitators any sort of republic whatsoever! You shall all live and die as nigerians whether una like am or not!
Religion / Re: Still On Apostle Suleman/otobo Issue By Richard Akinola by momentarylapse: 1:15pm On Mar 14, 2017
Smallville10:
thank God u could detect wrong spellin, at least u are not completely useless


Yes I like how pained you are becoming! I can sense it from your posts! Lwkmd! grin By the way you should be used to completely useless things by now...such as that tiny thing in your trousers! The lack of a functioning manhood can be quite be frustrating for you I'm sure! Get well soon!
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Arrives Washington D.C In Style Amid Sex Scandal. Photos/video by momentarylapse: 1:05pm On Mar 14, 2017
fuckbulhary:
fuuk u!direct your missile at your fellow zombie,the certificateless illiterate idiot who promised to better your miserable life but has succeeded in ruining and rendering you more irrredeemably miserable and stewpid as exhibited by your advertisement of frustration on this platform several times.
It's your idolized zombie(s) who are scammers,it's you who have scammed yourself by accepting the alternative fact.

Why all the character assasinations,persecution and attacks for being bold and speaking the bitter truth,why is the timing of all this attacks a coincidence?Your low intelligence wouldn't let you ask questions before being conclusive.
You had better ask your zombies to fulfil their promises and steer clear from what you know little about.

Someday you will fall victim to the religious and ethnic games your masters are playing,that's the only way you will be redeemed.Until the keep wallowing in your foolishness.


Look at how frustration has almost beheaded this one that he is typing epistles of trash to defend a man that does not even know he exists! Abeg sarrki try send this child N1500 MTN recharge before he bites a dog he meets on the street in anger! Sorry young _twat! Stop crying! grin

Religion / Re: Still On Apostle Suleman/otobo Issue By Richard Akinola by momentarylapse: 12:45pm On Mar 14, 2017
Smallville10:
a brain is ESSENCIAL go get one


Says a creature that can't spell something as simple as ESSENTIAL? You would soon blame it on auto correct I guess! Listen child you have a brain but yours is the post modern version that comes with full option stupidity!
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by momentarylapse: 12:40pm On Mar 14, 2017
donsilas:
Good day NL...

I have $300 worth of BTC for sale... Call/Whatsapp/Text O80375O5058

$1/N430



How come your number also has alphabets as well as numbers? Or na NASA line you dey use? grin
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by momentarylapse: 12:36pm On Mar 14, 2017
donsilas:
Please if you expect me to transfer to you first, before payment, or use escrow please do not contact me.

I have received payment before and transferred BTC. It is natural to make payment for what you want to buy, not the other way round.

Here is the proof and my balance as well.



Don my boy! Any luck yet? wink
Politics / Re: Hold Buhari Responsible If Naira Depreciates Against Dollars – Reno Omokri by momentarylapse: 12:13pm On Mar 14, 2017
Nukualofa:
You are hiding in one ibadan corner shop typing nonsense


While you are hiding in a coven in an onitsha forest crying over the countless times I have embarrassed you on this forum!

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Religion / Re: Still On Apostle Suleman/otobo Issue By Richard Akinola by momentarylapse: 12:06pm On Mar 14, 2017
Smallville10:
why must u always come online with ur brain... Maybe u never had one... May God give u one before d month ends


Go and be foolish with someone else abeg! The thread is old! No one has your time kid! Get lost!
Politics / Re: A Biafran Draws Nnamdi Kanu with Pencil Beautiful by momentarylapse: 10:52am On Mar 14, 2017
Why did he draw a monkeys picture? Or is he a zoologist?

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Politics / Re: I Stand Firmly With Apostle Suleiman! by momentarylapse: 10:48am On Mar 14, 2017
adadike281:
yes! you heard me right. I stand unwavering and unshakable with apostle Suleiman.
first, I don't know who apostle Suleiman is, I have never met or seen him before. In fact, It was on this forum that I heard about the apostle for the very first time.
Today, the apostle is being rubbished and called all sorts of names coz of what exactly? for sleeping with a prostitute in 2013? and she chose 2017 to let the cat out of the bag. Is someone kidding me? Hello! the pastor is a public figure and most of the times, they face a whole lots of temptation and who doesn't? I have been faced with lots myself. It is not easy to be on the pulpit, or being a public figure.
I can bet my life that many girls ,no! let me call them Jezebel will do anything to sleep with Pa adeboye or Buhari as old as they are just for the fame and association. Madam otobo did not say that apostle Suleiman raped her, he had sex with her and in her wickedness, she is expecting the apostle to dump his lawful wedded wife and marry a prostitute. According to madam otobo, he even gave her a whooping 8000 euros! Madam otibo, pls rest your case, you have been paid off. I have no pity for girls who throw their body and seduce anointed men of God, they deserve to be burnt alive. I don't care if it is El rufai's doing or apostle's mistake, I refuse to judge the apostle and if God didn't condemn him who am I to? As for the Jezebel girls in town, keep your fingers off men of God. And madam otobo, why 2017?


Will you sharrap? angry

Politics / Re: Interview With A Young 2019 Presidential Hopeful by momentarylapse: 10:46am On Mar 14, 2017
Jikepaddy:
"The only thing that will help our system function better and help reduce incompetence, negligence and corruption is a well designed technologically driven software structure that will be inserted in our activities especially governmental and we’d notice a transformation". Ahmed Bee.

https://reyomng./2017/03/13/interview-with-ahmed-buhari-2019-presidential-hopeful/



Even this one's family members won't vote for him!
Politics / Re: Ayiri Emami Welcomes Atiku Abubakar As He Arrives Warri In A Private Jet. PICS by momentarylapse: 10:15am On Mar 14, 2017
WhiteSoup:


What is this one saying undecided


He is saying you are making no sense? Maybe after you have breakfast things would change!

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Politics / Re: Obiano’s Overrated Fly-over Bridges Already Collapsing, Be Careful While Using. by momentarylapse: 10:02am On Mar 14, 2017
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Politics / Re: Igbo Presidency Realisable In 2023 —SELDI by momentarylapse: 9:58am On Mar 14, 2017
So they don't want biafra again? These guys sef
Politics / Re: Umar Nasko Celebrates His 42nd Birthday In Style (Photos) by momentarylapse: 9:28am On Mar 14, 2017
signz:


What is Sani Bello's son doing now in Niger State?

Is IBB not Sani Bello's Oga also. How come Sani Bello is insanely rich to the extent its been rumoured that he's the highest shareholder in MTN Nigeria. How did he make his money.

You are not serious.


You that is serious? Why are you now making off point posts?
Politics / Re: Umar Nasko Celebrates His 42nd Birthday In Style (Photos) by momentarylapse: 9:22am On Mar 14, 2017
seguno2:


What is the cut off point for Niger state in Unity schools?



Ask a niger man not me!
Politics / Re: Geoffrey Onyeama Hold Talks With Zuma Over Xenophobic Attacks by momentarylapse: 9:21am On Mar 14, 2017
ayibatari17:

Yeye ALways PAD! you behaved exactly as expected. He was there to save the asses of your drug cartel members, instead to thank him you're here posting shits. No sensible human being will ever like to associate himself with your animalistic race that thinks with their ANUS instead of brain.



Who is this frustrated tout again? Abeg go and and eat some kosei and stop crying on my post! tongue
Politics / Re: N500m Paris Club Cash Recovered From Governor by momentarylapse: 7:57am On Mar 14, 2017
Flyingngel:
Omagago post:





i don't understand what you are tying to say; but i can assure u that GEJ is not a desperate man otherwise bearing d title of a president be it former or not converge a wide range privilege on him. Besides it is not PDP that is in power and he really respect himself and Osibanjo. Humility is good but not with Stupidity.


Nigga what the _fuck are you chatting about?

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