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SportsRe: CHAN 2016: Nigeria Vs Tunisia (1 - 1) On 22nd January 2016 by mondob2k(m): 2:56pm On Jan 22, 2016
scarffield:
Mikel no dey play??
Mikel of Plateau United? no he was not selected.
SportsRe: CHAN 2016: Nigeria Vs Tunisia (1 - 1) On 22nd January 2016 by mondob2k(m): 2:54pm On Jan 22, 2016
Watching live on Nairaland TV
SportsRe: Everyone Says I Resemble Mikel Obi, Are They Saying The Truth? by mondob2k(m): 4:21pm On Jan 19, 2016
all these mods dem can do wayo. why d guy wey say he look like 2face own no hit fp, ehn lalasticlala?
CrimeRe: Redeemed Pastor Sent To Prison Over N100m Lekki Land Fraud (photo) by mondob2k(m): 3:01pm On Jan 18, 2016
Pastors deceiving and misleading unsuspecting individuals since 1860..

ayobase:
That he is a pastor doesn't mean he is not a criminal.....we have many of them.
That's what we call "goat in sheep's clothing".
That someone is a Pastor doesn't make him a demigod who is beyond sin, but a post of responsibility and carefulness with daily plead for grace to lead by good example.
it is wolf actually
CelebritiesRe: His Friends Say He Looks Like 2face.. Are They Deceiving Him? by mondob2k(op): 1:48pm On Jan 16, 2016
misspresident:
op you look like obasanjo.
Miss President, I av a top security advice for you - stop drinking too much garri.
CelebritiesRe: His Friends Say He Looks Like 2face.. Are They Deceiving Him? by mondob2k(op): 12:40pm On Jan 16, 2016
REDDEVILS1:
Seriously you look like Dwayne Johnson tongue

CelebritiesRe: His Friends Say He Looks Like 2face.. Are They Deceiving Him? by mondob2k(op): 12:39pm On Jan 16, 2016
ramdris:
[size=50pt]Thunder fire the left ikebe of the mod wey go put this thrash for fp[/size] angry
Gerrarahia mehn!
CelebritiesRe: His Friends Say He Looks Like 2face.. Are They Deceiving Him? by mondob2k(op): 12:15pm On Jan 16, 2016
Michellla:
yes.you look like him.hungry version tho.
Lol. Thank u
CelebritiesRe: His Friends Say He Looks Like 2face.. Are They Deceiving Him? by mondob2k(op): 11:49am On Jan 16, 2016
All these ple wey dey rush comment no wan assess my guy. abeg ishilove oga lalasticlala help me push am small.

Tuface fit see am. My guy own don better be that. na so Joel take start o.
CelebritiesRe: His Friends Say He Looks Like 2face.. Are They Deceiving Him? by mondob2k(op): 11:37am On Jan 16, 2016
Tubaba

CelebritiesHis Friends Say He Looks Like 2face.. Are They Deceiving Him? by mondob2k(op): 11:34am On Jan 16, 2016
Since it is the season of celebrity look alike, I feel I should help my friend, Andy aka 2Sleek's 'ministry'. Guys in our hood feel he looks like 2face.

What do u think? pics from his stage performance also included.

Car TalkRe: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by mondob2k(m): 10:03pm On Jan 12, 2016
lol
PoliticsRe: Switzerland To Transfer $300Million Abacha Loot To Nigeria – Minister by mondob2k(m): 7:39am On Jan 12, 2016
And somebody said Abacha was not corrupt. Tufia!
PhonesRe: Evolution Of Telephones In Nigeria (pictures) by mondob2k(m): 2:36pm On Jan 08, 2016
As the phones are getting smarter, the people are getting dumber..
PhonesRe: Mark Zuckerberg's Epic Response To Darlene Loretto, A Facebook User by mondob2k(m): 1:40pm On Jan 06, 2016
Slimzjoe:
Saw it too and Just could not Stop Laughing grin
Most Women Have been Brought up with the Notion to Marry Successful men without Trying to Strive for themselves.

It sometimes works out for them sha.
Like the Story of GEJ and PEJ grin grin
Was GEJ a successful man when PEJ married him? You sure say u know wetin u dey talk?
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Gowon's Son, Musa, Returns After 22Years In Prison by mondob2k(m): 1:33pm On Jan 06, 2016
godoluwa:
abeg wetin carry him land for prison sef?
deeswagger:
Who knows his offense by the way... undecided
I heard he did drug traffickin n was caught. wld av bn freed if he had exposed his other accomplices but he refused to tell on them.
CrimeRe: Fuel Thief Escapes From Lynch Mob In Port Harcourt(photo) by mondob2k(m):
50 litres of fuel! only u, u no dey fear?
Tiff ole carry am go!

u see 17 yr old ur eye come clear
tiff ole carry am go!

u say na ur 1st abi no be so?
tiff ole carry am go!
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Teaches Her Son How To Read (photo) by mondob2k(m): 9:01am On Jan 06, 2016
Wetin 5 month old wey never fit siddon wan read? abegi
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by mondob2k(m): 8:25am On Jan 06, 2016
@ Opistorincos I can imagine ur situation. As an introvert I have been faced with such situations too. During loud discusions with coursemates while in school, I find it add to contribute. I just smile or laugh as the case may be.

My advise to you is to develop some self confidence. Especially in church reading of bible. Stand up read the passages it will build your confidence level.

If you dont speak for yourself nobody else will speak for you. so try to make some contributions during meetings. Dont bother yourself whether it is "meaningful" or not.

I am glad I gradually overcoming stage fright. I have few friends too. But I noticed that I can be "extroverted" while with some them.

TeamIntroverts TeamShyGuys
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Stripped Of IBF Title Less Than Two Weeks After Winning It by mondob2k(m): 11:54pm On Dec 09, 2015
Hugoboi:
May weather belongs to the Welterweight division
He belongs to like 5 weight divisions! Or should I say fought and held titles in 5 Weight Divisions? Super FeatherWeight, WelterWeight, LightWeight etc. In boxing u can move from one weight division to the other by adding or losing weights! Depending on what u want to achieve. That is why they do weighing in before d fight
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Stripped Of IBF Title Less Than Two Weeks After Winning It by mondob2k(m): 11:42pm On Dec 09, 2015
rahazaqa:
ok thanks, and are you trying to say those in heavyweight are superior to those in lightweight? i mean those in heavyweight will beat those in light weight?
Hmmm... Yes. Boxers in Heavyweight Division have heavier weights and can easily defeat those in Lighter weight. But they can't fight. That's why they are placed in weight divisions
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Stripped Of IBF Title Less Than Two Weeks After Winning It by mondob2k(m): 3:22pm On Dec 09, 2015
rahazaqa:
so is mayweather and the other guy that fought some months ago does not have any belt out of all these?
Those titles are for Heavyweight category. There are other weights category... Lightweight-That's where Mayweather belongs. There is also Featherweight.
PoliticsRe: Kogi: I’ll Not Attend Swearing In Ceremony With Bello –faleke by mondob2k(m): 6:54am On Dec 08, 2015
Oga Bello accept your Dep Gov position and let sleeping dogs lie. If u pursue two rats u fit no catch any at the end o.
SportsRe: Fanendo Adi Wins MLS Cup by mondob2k(m): 11:33am On Dec 07, 2015
fako1:
Siasia ke? I guess you wanted to type Oliseh. Person born in 1990 for U23? E possible sha...........only in naija
There's room for over age players in U23 Olympic squad.
SportsRe: Acting Fifa President Hayatou Sleeps Through Press Conference. by mondob2k(m): 10:59pm On Dec 04, 2015
damton:
When dem say make dem step down, dem no go gree. They'll turn their official seat to birthright.

This Man has been at the helms of affairs since I grew up to understand what CAF entails and what they do.




Meanwhile.

Akpors came back from school and later he started doing His Mathematics
Homework And While He’s Working Out His Sums, He Says To Himself,
“ Two Plus Five, That Son Of A Bitch Is Seven .
Three Plus Six, That Son Of A Bitch Is Nine …”
Nine Plus One, That Son Of A Bitch Is Ten
Ten Plus Ten, That Son Of A Bitch Is Twenty’’
His Father Heard What He ’s Saying And Shouted, “ What Are You Doing
Akpors?”!!!!
“ I’m Doing My Maths Homework .” Akpors replies
“ And Is This How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It ?” The Father Asked .
“ Yes papa ,” Akpors Answers.
Infuriated , The Next Day The Father went to their school and Asks The
Teacher , “ What Are You Teaching My Son In Mathematics ?”
“ He’ s Learning Addition.” The Teacher Replies .
“ And Are You Teaching Him To Say Two Plus Two, That Son Of A Bitch Is
Four and so on?” Ask The Father ?
After The Teacher laffd and Stops Laughing, She AnswerD, “ No . No .
What I Taught Him Was, Two Plus Two, THAT SUM OF WHICH, Is Four, Four
plus Four , THAT SUM OF WHICH, is Eight.
ONE WORD FOR AKPORS
Stale
SportsRe: Acting Fifa President Hayatou Sleeps Through Press Conference. by mondob2k(m): 10:00pm On Dec 04, 2015
Inasmuch as he's not involved in d corruption scandal, it is a plus to Africa. He can sleep anywhere!

It is called peace of mind...
PoliticsRe: Kachikwu Replaces Alison-Madueke As OPEC President by mondob2k(m): 3:02pm On Dec 02, 2015
Did u read d part where he said "..stabilize the price"? That has bn PMB's idea all along. Bubu wasn't joking when he said "I will stabilize oil price.."
PoliticsRe: Wada: I Won The Poll, Audu’s Votes Died With Him by mondob2k(m): 10:08am On Nov 30, 2015
Supreme Court wont say anything now. They are waiting for election to annul later...
SportsRe: Nigerian U-23 Coach Samson Siasia’s Mother Regains Freedom by mondob2k(m): 4:17pm On Nov 28, 2015
thk goodness....
EducationRe: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by mondob2k(m): 2:27pm On Nov 27, 2015
oluamid:
Nice thread. I'm actually glad you decided to cut out all the se.x scenes. Not because I hate se.x oo tongue, but I believe it'll detract from the message you are trying to pass.



Just a quick advice,

If you stop to throw stones at every dog that barks, you'll never get to your destination.
Pls thatsincerechic didn't 'cut out' s.ex scenes. There are none yet. Jus keep ur fingers crossed.
PoliticsRe: My Take On The Political Bruhaha In Kogi State - Cramjones by mondob2k(m): 8:02am On Nov 27, 2015
Vanquay:
My dad Is from kogi lemme seek his opinion

Modified: HE DOESN'T GIVE A FVCK
APC IS A SCAM undecided
Children of nowadays! Your Dad is from Kogi and u r from where?
EducationRe: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by mondob2k(m): 7:31pm On Nov 26, 2015
@OP u no try o. After all d pleadings u still keep mute.

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