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PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Not Disappointed Many Patriots – Rauf Aregbesola by mondob2k(m): 6:18am On Sep 02, 2016
Ogbeni, you lie...

If you say he has not disappointed Zombies, I will accept.
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Seyi Law Transforms To A Lady [PICS] by mondob2k(m): 9:58am On Aug 30, 2016
Like play like play na Bruce Jenner take turn to Caitlyn Jenner so.

kwatinue o
TravelRe: An Okada Man Died In Osogbo This Morning(see Photos &video) by mondob2k(m): 6:33pm On Aug 29, 2016
DozieInc:
What if the gods make the person deaf in one ear.
Lol. I no know o. The only man wey i knw wey deaf for one ear no dey like joke o.

Ask that man and his dog
TravelRe: An Okada Man Died In Osogbo This Morning(see Photos &video) by mondob2k(m): 12:35pm On Aug 29, 2016
RIP


"He who the gods want to kill they first make deaf" Pete Edochie 1983
LiteratureFettered Love by mondob2k(op): 10:36am On Aug 09, 2016
Got a message from my friend last night. She has a new job in the North and will be leaving SS. We belong to the same group in the Church and are like 5 n 6. I care a lot about her and will miss her. I had to put this down. This is my first time here. I am an Engr., good with figures not with words. Lol


FETTERED LOVE
A priceless friend she is
One to be counted upon
Her smiles give ripples to the sea
Just as it sends waves down his spine

Like a Rose in a Garden of Thorns
The City could not meet her needs
Now to the Capital she turns
May she in her new Garden be blessed

Out of sight is out of mind
Not in this case by His might
The memory alone is a companion
Filled with chapters more than an Onion

Now the City becomes a bore to him
Nothing for solace than his hymn
May the confluence of two hearts be
Just like two Great Rivers in the North

Like a Lannister hope she pays
A debt of kisses she owes
If only they can be kept in Canisters
And treasured in the depths for unending days

Man is free albeit in chains
If only my love wasn’t fettered as well.
May all chains now be broken
So you can soar high in all you do
Like the God’s Eagle that you are.

Dedicated to Ugochi
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Throw Their Weights Behind Mbaka –hunger And Poverty Too Unbearable by mondob2k(m): 3:54am On Aug 04, 2016
With these hunger and poverty Nigerians dont even have any weight to throw around jare
SportsRe: Photos From Stephen's Keshi Funeral Service In Benin. See His Coffin. by mondob2k(m): 5:52pm On Jul 28, 2016
I sight you Fr R H. Ofere. The Ofere 1 of the Universe.... meanwhile RIP Keshi
PoliticsRe: Don Pedro Obaseki Supports Ize-iyamu, Steps Down For Him by mondob2k(m): 2:46pm On Jul 25, 2016
This op doesnt know how to break news. He wld said "Obaseki steps down for Ize-Iyamu" u go fear traffic with pple thinking it is APC's Godwin Obaseki.
LiteratureRe: Cyprian Ekwensi Plagiarized Hausa Story "Jiki Magayi" by mondob2k(m): 6:49am On Jul 16, 2016
ipledge10:
Please where can I get e-book of Africa Night of Entertainment...
Na now u wan read am. na now d thing dey hungry u. where u dey since?
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LiteratureRe: Cyprian Ekwensi Plagiarized Hausa Story "Jiki Magayi" by mondob2k(m): 6:41am On Jul 16, 2016
This na serious issue o. But Cyrian Ekwensi should av acknowledged him one way or the other. unless it is part of their agreement. for CE not to do so.

Let me chk Oba's Palace Library o. I might just see the Bini version of 'For a Roll of Parchment' or 'Drummer boy' written in 1914..
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PoliticsRe: DSS Arrests Moroophat Onikoro with Documents Relating To Arms Cash Fraud by mondob2k(m): 6:17am On Jul 16, 2016
*in Chairman's voice* Na Fayose be d nigga wey dey step into the club (abi hotel) with a bullion van... with a bullion

This Angry Nigerian above me sef. Redirect ur anger to sum1 else abeg. Shebi an message dem send the driver? He knows nothing.
PoliticsRe: Shuaibu Emerges Obaseki’s Running Mate! by mondob2k(m): 5:15pm On Jul 11, 2016
The Comrade Gov that campaigned zealously against godfatherism as a

fresh aspirant back in 2007 is now the Father of Godfatherism..
RomanceRe: Is A Church Going Guy A God Fearing Man? by mondob2k(m): 9:55am On Jul 09, 2016
Nibo?!
PoliticsRe: Abia:one State, 2 Govs- The Vanguard by mondob2k(m): 8:10am On Jul 01, 2016
INEC jez be like zombie. Anything u say make them do na im them dey do. Issuing Certificate ofvReturn anyhow.

make una issue one to me na.
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Barred From Traveling Abroad, Ordered To Return Home - Kogi Reports by mondob2k(m): 10:47am On Jun 29, 2016
Aviero:
Bello is yet to do right in the State. The State University has been on strike for over 3 months now. He hasn't done anything reasonable about it. Some LGs in the State are also on strike. The State is in shambles already. So I wonder where he's going to.

Secondly, he has no deputy. And there are no appropriate agencies.

If a governor refuses to use his brain, Buhari must by all means force him to use it.

And next time, if you know nothing about a situation, just stay quiet, okay?
Know nothing? I pity u and all those who liked your comment. mumu na una be. ask who is Hon Simon Achuba in Kogi State. And also no appropriate agency abi? No Ministry of Finance and what is the work of the Commissioner.
Use.less Zombie
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Barred From Traveling Abroad, Ordered To Return Home - Kogi Reports by mondob2k(m):
Na wa o. Even former Military Heads of States go fear the this regime.

I thought there is freedom of movement... What crime did he commit?
Do they knw the instructions he left with his deputy and the appriopriate agency?

Buhari face ur own work. Our Economy is dying.

modified: FTC again. 2nd time in my nairaland 'career'....
nothing really special sha.
Dedicated to those still struggling to make FTC
BusinessRe: Total’s Ofon Field Platform Takes Off by mondob2k(m): 4:54am On Jun 23, 2016
Good one. let's hope this will boost the economy.

Militants keep off!
PoliticsRe: Throw Back Pics Of Dr Goodluck Jonathan Back In The 70s by mondob2k(m): 6:35pm On Jun 22, 2016
Larryfest:
Our former presido back in the days....thougt he didnt have shoes while growing up nahuh
Did u see any?
PoliticsRe: Throw Back Pics Of Dr Goodluck Jonathan Back In The 70s by mondob2k(m): 6:30pm On Jun 22, 2016
It is only a Zombie that can upload this...
PoliticsRe: Profile Of Osagie Ize-Iyamu PDP Governorship Candidate In Edo by mondob2k(m):
This is an average CV at best. He didnt excel professionally as a lawyer. Nothing to show as compared to Godwin Obaseki...
Solomon Edibiri would av bn a better choice than Ize Iyamu. He (Solomon) can match Obaseki in qualities as seen in Obaseki's profile.
But PDP preferred ruggedness and grassroot Politicians to gentility and professionalism.

We dont want professional politicians again.
SportsRe: Stephen Keshi's Obituary Poster And Burial Arrangements by mondob2k(m):
Sad one. We will surely miss you, Big Boss.

He is even a Catholic.... Eternal Rest grant unto him Oh Lord and let
your Pepertual Light shine on him. May his soul and the souls of all the faithful departed
through the mercy of God rest in Peace. Amen

modified: Wow!!! I made FTC for the 1st time since I registered in 2006/7..
*dancing shakiti bobo* Seun come n see constant refreshing wonder!

I was like the poster below. eyah..
CelebritiesRe: Lepacious Bose Releases Throwback Photos, Says "Fat Na Bastard" by mondob2k(m): 9:32pm On Jun 15, 2016
That fat she is calling bastard was the catalyst that brought her fame...
RomanceRe: He Share Tears , Unbelievable (pic) by mondob2k(m): 9:56am On Jun 15, 2016
@OP I guess u owe Dame Patience Jonathan an apology..
PoliticsRe: EFCC Raids Musiliu Obanikoro’s Homes In Ikoyi, Lagos (photo) by mondob2k(m):
Gestapo style to raid a house filled with women and children.... Where were these EFCC when Obanikoro n Sons were in Naija.

btw what do they plan to do with the wristwatches? Retrieve our billions pls.
Forum GamesRe: Brain Teaser: Solve This Puzzle by mondob2k(op): 12:29pm On Jun 05, 2016
heartbeat is d answer... clap for me
Forum GamesRe: Brain Teaser: Solve This Puzzle by mondob2k(op): 7:22pm On Jun 03, 2016
Dan42:
How much will you pay
10% of anything Oga Seun gimme for this topic
Forum GamesBrain Teaser: Solve This Puzzle by mondob2k(op): 7:06pm On Jun 03, 2016
Let's see the first person to get the correct answer.

Lalasticalala come and test ur medula oblongata. lol

PoliticsRe: Soldiers Kill Boko Haram Terrorists And Arrest 3 In An Ambush by mondob2k(m): 12:17pm On Jun 03, 2016
At the end Bubu will grant amnesty those arrested abi?

Kill them all!
Jokes EtcRe: 13 Pictures You’ll Relate To If You’re Currently Being Tortured By PHCN by mondob2k(m):
lwkmd... OP funny die. Laughing in d office n my colleague will sure be wondering....
CelebritiesRe: Eniola Titiloye Blasts Annie Idibia For Subtly Shading Pero Her Sister by mondob2k(m): 8:01am On Jun 01, 2016
poshestmina:
Anne should stop feeling like one big thing.
She doesn't have ANY right whatsoever!

She should face her husband that couldn't and still can't control his d**k angry angry

Funny enough, Pero still has the upper hand
Upper hand? how if I may ask?
CultureRe: Edo Government Retracts Statement On Oba's Appointment by mondob2k(m): 2:03pm On May 25, 2016
Oba gha tor okpe e!
EducationRe: I Don't Like The Course Am Studying. by mondob2k(m): 1:23pm On May 25, 2016
Bros jus continue you hear...

Recently we had this vacancy for graduates for fish marketing or so. The job might jus be there waiting for you..

No worry, you go like the money wey d course go fetch you.

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