₦airaland Forum

MissMeiya: So I woke up this morning to a bunch of mentions, even more likes, and a handful of new followers. The latter didn't surprise me, because I know what I said yesterday. The mentions in the other hand:

I don't have time to reply to the three of you individually. You know who you are. Moneyhungry, Dreyl and what's the third one. It's Monday morning, in case you're so jobless, you hadn't realized. People with lives are waking up with thoughts of school and work. But you three, still smarting from the evisceration I handed you last night, were dreaming of what to type on nairaland, abi? I can't even conceive of the emptiness that makes up your lives. Oh my god, lol. Apparently I'm now a tranny. Moneyhungry, you couldn't come up with that yesterday? It took you all night to come up with that? And that's all you could come up with? To the other two, I don't even remember what you wrote, and I find myself so... bored with the idea of going back to check. Man. Just shaking my head. I'm sure you three will remember me next week, and I'm already forgetting you right now. Just wanted to impress upon you sorry souls how little you mean to anyone. Perhaps you can form a club and console each other. That might make you feel better. You can think of more stories. Hopefully more credible ones. I know if the three of you put your heads together you can do better. You don't need to carry last, even for painment. Try, ok?

It's time for me to carry on with my life, so I have to leave you here on NL. Thinking of a response, as usual.

kobonaire: the mods are doing a great job. The filter they generally apply is
1) posts that contain filth
2) posts that are insanely cretinous
All your posts satisfy both conditions.
Kudos mods!!

kobonaire: you seem to be obsessed with men who cross-dress and you also want to engage in violent amorous activity with them. If that is your fantasy and preference then that's ok, I will not judge. Whatever floats your boat dude.

RedBenson: Aside this topic, YOU ARE A DIE HARD LESBIAN AND A BISEXUAL. I've two (2) concrete reasons/facts for saying this.

MissMeiya: Oh whatever shall I do? My imaginary future husband won't approve of what I'm doing! He might even leave me! God knows I can't exist without a man. Oh no, oh no!

Are you understanding me now? I came to this world to make an impact on the world and help the lives of others. That's how I guide my actions. Not to satisfy the prudish, brainwashed mindset of strangers who have no impact on my life. My boyfriend loves me for who I am. If he decided to stop loving me because of a stupid mark on my body, or a piece of jewelry, then he obviously isn't very bright, and I'm better off without him. Trust me, I'm not lacking for suitors.

MissMeiya: Go and read the post I replied to. Then look up the meaning of the word "first". Dickhead.

MissMeiya: Then keep your curses to your goddamn self.

P.S. "your previous response put a 'Nigerian societal' tag on me" eh... I know your type. No matter where we go or are born, we are still Nigerians. Always. Lame áss.

MissMeiya: 1. No one asked you where you are. I certainly didn't.
2. Am I lost, or is this a forum and thread about Nigeria? Why is that the standard excuse for everything in Nigeria? "It's not just Nigeria that has corruption, so leave am." "Is it only Nigeria that has terrorists? Make una leave us." Can we forget about other countries, please and fix ourselves?


And for the love of God, stop cursing America in every unrelated fucking thing. Did America colonize you and strip you of your culture and independence, before handing it back to you, economically disadvantaged and screwed, with a political structure teetering towards collapse and the majority of the country's economy dominated by foreign countries? If you have to curse someone, curse the UK. Remember them? The ones who tried to screwed every country it colonized, including the US?

MissMeiya: Did you quote me just to quote me, or are you still working on a response?

MissMeiya: In Nigeria, a woman's sexuality is more important than violence, theft, and abuse. Hypocrisy.

MissMeiya: Fúck you right back.

MissMeiya: Na wow for Nigeria. No wonder my uncle made me stop wearing my anklet when I came to visit. People are incapable of minding their own business. How is my jewelry a stranger's concern??

I really can't understand Nigeria sometimes ever.

Atmmachine: When you see American girls kissing in public,Smoking cigarettes in churches, What will you say ??
Pastors in America do wear a big tattoos on their arms.


Nigerians are so disgusting & they have low mentality.

Live your life

kreamidiva: It's just a fashion accessory. I like it a lot but had to stop wearing it on my husband's insistence.

But I'll start wearing it again....


One guy was being manhandled by security men in one of our universities in the east. His offence He had a tattoo! He was therefore termed a cultist because according to the security men,it is only cultists that wear tattoos.

Misogynist2014: He created all those that you've mentioned.

Toks2008: Wait till you leave this world without accepting him as your Savior then you will find out yourself.

Montaque: . Yes,and when you are about to die, where does ur mind tell you that you are going? This life is more than what u described above.

bigtt76: GT must have increased theirs cost at a time it was N240 when Zenith was N450. Don't know about Union Bank ...though I would dine with them using a very looooooooooong spoon they're so archaic

Agbgift: Exactly wat I noticed today at one of their branch i was invited to in lag. The whole activity killed my spiritual moral. I was asking myself if I actually came to church. No scriptural reading, it was exhibition of tabs and taking shots. I felt so ashamed.

Toks2008: I dont hate you but pity you.

Go on your kneels this moment and ask for forgiveness or face the repercussion in a way u never wish to imagine.

That was wat he came to do. To die so there was no need for him to revolt or save himelf.

Sometimes i dont blame muslim estreemists.

Can you dare write this trash about muhamed and not find your head dangling on a stick?
please watch it,thats my saviour you are referring to.

tonardo: UBA that just closed my account...
Chop the 2k wey dey inside.. Clean mouth.
I will still sue them..
They thought am death..
GOD go punish them..

bigtt76: Hahaha ....I rather use them to withdraw outside Nigeria. Where Zenith Bank charges N600 per withdrawal, GTB charges N240. I use Zenith Bank Master Card Naira for Online transactions. I don't know their exchange rates but each time I transact, after them initial garagara of deducting my funds, they return back sizeable amount having over charged me earlier

OP ....you don enter one chance o! As my friend Jarus would say ...Last Bullet: Don't recharge through ANY bank's Internet Banking platform. Rather go through Quickteller ...they've never disappointed me except that now due to Zenith Bank mumu-ness ....dem begin ask me for OTP and no Zenith Bank customer care officer know what that is ....ar taya for all these dem First Class Graduate employees shaaaa

bigtt76: Hahaha ....I rather use them to withdraw outside Nigeria. Where Zenith Bank charges N600 per withdrawal, GTB charges N240. I use Zenith Bank Master Card Naira for Online transactions. I don't know their exchange rates but each time I transact, after them initial garagara of deducting my funds, they return back sizeable amount having over charged me earlier

OP ....you don enter one chance o! As my friend Jarus would say ...Last Bullet: Don't recharge through ANY bank's Internet Banking platform. Rather go through Quickteller ...they've never disappointed me except that now due to Zenith Bank mumu-ness ....dem begin ask me for OTP and no Zenith Bank customer care officer know what that is ....ar taya for all these dem First Class Graduate employees shaaaa

sentaljohn: Its due to the high cost of living in Nigeria