₦airaland Forum

Headmistress:
kai, i go marry you..but shey money dey because i love chocolate.

Yeah, just send me ur contact. Hope u r good in bed?

pricelessngel:
U don dey mad abi? I beg I no want buy kolomental oh, so no come sell am give me.

So wot were u caught doing that is so bad that u couldn't say?

Headmistress:
Because i wan marry you...You fine??

Dats cool... But I'm not fine, just handsome. Will u still mary me?

hanubarbie:
Once I was caught by a friend as i snapped my privates n send it to my bf

Is dat wot u r trying to say?

pricelessngel:
Hmmmmmm make I talk?

No don't talk we already know. U were caught acting animal porn, right?

DemiGoddess:
Was trying to correct the rapscallion's definition of 'maturity' and he called me a 'hoodrat' and said some other obscene things. Imagine such impudence from an ordinary keyboard badass!

He didn't behave well. But u shuld have minded ur business. So much for ur maturity.

Headmistress:
You don marry

y do u wanna know

Ok w've heard.

Meanwhile, when bae provokes u and u tell her no more marriage, and she is like:

Wow! If u think Buhari has done well for Nigeria click like. If u think Buhari's administration is a failure, then hit the share button.

How come no one has mentioned barging into d bed room only to see mum and dad in action. Happened to me a lot of times while growing up. Once my dad told me to leave his house and never come back until i'm ready to marry.

Help me tell those girls dat their brain is pu$$sy, maybe they can start using it.

joyandfaith:
@moneypassGod, your name says it all. money cannot pass God.

U never see anything dats y.

vipez:
oga e don do jae...

Ok. Next time use ur head b4 u drop ur comments.

5000$ is even too much

Nigeria don't deserve to qualify..

astute07:
Visit www.JW.org to get answers to ur questions & also life big questions that could be answered from your bible.
Takia & ciao

U mean dat website dat teaches pple how to discriminate against their fellow human beings? Thanks, but I'll pass.

I blame GEJ for this, for allowing dat dullard to defeat him.

vipez:
really?

yeah, u don't have to show us how silly u r, not cool.

Brb

vipez:
oga if you want the weed, come and collect it oo

Thanks 4 d offer. But wot i want is for u to stop being $tup¡d.

well i dont watch nigerian movies, so i wont ask for d name of d movie.

LuveU2:
Cute but not drop dead gorgeous.

Chai... Dis ur envy no be here o

M

If it is base on style women have done, that means nobody will marry my ex. Different styles everyday.

M

Op have u been spying on me?

A lady throwing her self at me can never attract me, no matter how pretty she is. Also bad odour.

D one on blue

Op u seem to know much about cultism. Its like u r an ex-cultist who hav repented. Nice write up though, if dey will listen.

If u need dis space contact me lets do business.

I will tell them to do frog jump.