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Romance / Re: Help!! Hav U Seen Dis B4?? Wot Does It Mean? by MoneypassGod(m): 8:09pm On Apr 05, 2016
prettythicksme:
lol,i am pretty grin u?
Ericsson. Nice to meet such an angel like u.
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity:BBC And PDP Mock Buhari(pic) by MoneypassGod(m): 12:48pm On Apr 05, 2016
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Romance / Re: Help!! Hav U Seen Dis B4?? Wot Does It Mean? by MoneypassGod(m): 12:39pm On Apr 05, 2016
Idydarling:
you've been banned bro
Sweetheart what do u mean?
Romance / Re: Help!! Hav U Seen Dis B4?? Wot Does It Mean? by MoneypassGod(m): 12:39pm On Apr 05, 2016
prettythicksme:
Good as well
Great. Wanna tell me ur name?
Romance / Re: Help!! Hav U Seen Dis B4?? Wot Does It Mean? by MoneypassGod(m): 12:36pm On Apr 05, 2016
prettythicksme:
Hey,u gud? smiley
Me good, u?
Romance / Re: Help!! Hav U Seen Dis B4?? Wot Does It Mean? by MoneypassGod(m): 12:25pm On Apr 05, 2016
prettythicksme:
Ban alert grin
Hi pretty
Romance / Help!! Hav U Seen Dis B4?? Wot Does It Mean? by MoneypassGod(m): 11:18am On Apr 05, 2016
Whenever I want to post a comment I usually see this:

''Sorry you cannot do that right now, try again in a few day's time''.

What does that mean?? I experience this regularly and i don't know what to do. Any help??
Romance / Re: Did Nature Favor White Women During Creation? Let's Talk. by MoneypassGod(m): 11:07am On Apr 05, 2016
Creamish:


hahahahahaha... Bros take style delete this post. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin


@Topic.. Your a man. Face your own insecurities and stop creating a mountain out of a mole hill for African women. We no send u message. cool
Lol.. How u doin pretty
Romance / Re: Do I Look Like A Witch? by MoneypassGod(m): 10:58am On Apr 05, 2016
Leriebloom:
Mamagee3, your problem is a really big one.
Lol, u won kill me wif laugh. How u doin pretty?
Romance / Re: Ladies Only... Guys Pls Stay Off!! by MoneypassGod(m): 11:55pm On Apr 03, 2016
Ladies u can pm me if u need someone to massage u.
Romance / Re: Help!! Is this normal? His New Marriage Is About To Crumble!! by MoneypassGod(m): 12:04pm On Apr 03, 2016
Sounds like my first wife... and the second...
and the... no, I'm not that stupid.
***************** About Her:
She took your rejection of her magnificent
feast offer personally. She was hurt so
she let you have it as many women
tend to do. She didn't care about your medical
condition at that point. In fact, if you were bleeding to death in front of her, she would
curse you for making such a mess with your
blood and tell you to just hurry up and die so
she can hose the floor off.
If you delve into her background, you'll
probably find she has issues regarding rejection, conflict resolution, human
relationships, anger management,
narcissistic traits, etc.
She does "love" you though, in her way. She
needs you to be a total pusssy she can beat up
at will - you'll be the dog she kicks when she has a bad day, or if she just wants to get her
rocks off. She expects to see hurt and pain on
your face and in your behaviour to validate
her existence. This is her paradigm for a
relationship.
********************** About You: You copped a face full of psycho vomit
from your soon-to-be-ex . (Sorry, just
speculating about the "ex" a bit) Devastated,
hurt and angry, you tested her care for you
when you did your dramatic exit from the
house, starving, half drugged and bleeding into your post-op nappy.
You expected her to show concern and
remorse for her outburst and your medical
condition. You thought she might at least call
you. Well, here's a bulletin for you:
She would rather have both her eyes gouged out with a rusty spoon than admit she was
wrong or show any concern for you. For her,
that would totally invalidate her existence.
She wanted to show you that she couldn't
give a flying fvck about you - even if she did
have some concerns. So, don't bother testing her, she'll never pass
your tests, ever! Be more concerned about
knowing yourself because you are the only
person you can try to fix. No person ever
fixed another - that comes from within. Then
you can make a decision about whether or not you want to be on a hiding to nothing for
the next 70 years.
Good luck! You're in for a rough ride! Been
there, done that.
Romance / Re: Guys Only: Which Nairalander Will you like to see her unclothedness? by MoneypassGod(m): 5:54am On Apr 03, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
I don't. Bye.
U r so stingy, common pusssy u cant allow me to lick it. Bye.,,

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Romance / Re: Guys Only: Which Nairalander Will you like to see her unclothedness? by MoneypassGod(m): 5:08am On Apr 03, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Oooh how you gon do all that with swollen mouth an broke fingers cheesy
Just tell me ye want it first, then am gonna tell yhu how am gonna do dat.

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Romance / Re: Guys Only: Which Nairalander Will you like to see her unclothedness? by MoneypassGod(m): 4:56am On Apr 03, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Well you gon find it won't work as well as it useta if you don't gone from me cheesy wink
I just wanna lick, suck and fvck dat ya fresh swollen and wet pusssy dat is already dripping. Tras me u gon enjoy it. Jas give me a chance.

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Politics / Re: FG Returns Petrol Subsidy, Retains Official Pump Prices by MoneypassGod(m): 4:33am On Apr 03, 2016
Someone shuld go back in history and give Buhari's father a condomm

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Romance / Re: Guys Only: Which Nairalander Will you like to see her unclothedness? by MoneypassGod(m): 4:22am On Apr 03, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
If you want them fingers an hands whole an unharmed you gon keep em ta yaself cheesy
I will use my mouth not my fingers
Romance / Re: Guys Only: Which Nairalander Will you like to see her unclothedness? by MoneypassGod(m): 3:56am On Apr 03, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Then I'll be sure ta make it real smelly...jest fer you wink
Then i will be honoured to wash it clean for u. U r welcome.

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Romance / Re: Guys Only: Which Nairalander Will you like to see her unclothedness? by MoneypassGod(m): 2:27am On Apr 03, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
I wish they where all like you sad

Op this thread is disgusting!!!
Seeing ur fresh toto wont be a bad idea. Hope u take care of it very well, cos i hate toto wey dey smell.

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Romance / Re: Guys Only: Which Nairalander Will you like to see her unclothedness? by MoneypassGod(m): 2:13am On Apr 03, 2016
KashyBaby:








Sorry...I don't fancy kids.. undecided
i'm just complimenting ya pusssy.

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Romance / Re: Guys Only: Which Nairalander Will you like to see her unclothedness? by MoneypassGod(m): 11:34pm On Apr 02, 2016
Laveda. At least make i for see how a biological borehole looks like. I for also like see dat red toto wey kashybaby carry.

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Romance / Re: Checkout What 2 Guys And A Girl Were Spotted Doing by MoneypassGod(m): 11:14pm On Apr 02, 2016
Only that?? Dem no even fvck.
Romance / Re: Keeping A Long Distance Relationship Alive by MoneypassGod(m): 11:03pm On Apr 02, 2016
The bobo go dey where im dey dey bleep any how, u go dey there dey mumu urself. U think say body na firewood??

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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [female Edition] *day 1* by MoneypassGod(m): 8:31pm On Apr 02, 2016
We really need job

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Romance / Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by MoneypassGod(m): 1:06pm On Apr 02, 2016
geni340:
What i experienced yesterday ws not only embarrasing but it shows how grubby a guy's mind can be. we were about writing our exams and naturally, we did some last-hour revision. I and a girlfriend were reading standing up, bt when i couldnt take it anylonger, i decided 2sit, bt the sits were all occupied and that ws when i did somfin i shuld hv refrained from doing- i sat on a guy's thighs, a good friend thou(since our fresh days) but barely 30secs after sitting, i felt somthing touching my ass, it came as a shock. Seriously, some few minutes 2d xams and d kinky guy i called a friend had only one thing in mind. I just stood up like nofin happened bt d guy must hv guessed d reason. Why are u people like this? This thing can b controlled...cant it
Are u always this $.tupĀ”d or u do this just to annoy pple??

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Caught Someone Else Doing? by MoneypassGod(m): 10:14am On Apr 02, 2016
Headmistress:
Yes
Great! Check my siggy nd add me up.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Caught Someone Else Doing? by MoneypassGod(m): 9:58am On Apr 02, 2016
Headmistress:
bobo...how far...i don pm you nah,, buh no reply
Am kul o, i just saw it now. U on whatsapp?
Romance / Re: What Are You Bringing To The Table Beyond Beauty And Social Media Likes? by MoneypassGod(m): 9:06am On Apr 02, 2016
This part really make sense: ''Gold diggers what high standards have you set
for yourself and determined you will neither
date nor marry if you don't achieve them?
It is utterly disturbing to see a lady protest
that those who must come for her must be
those with cars when in the real sense of it, she has never bought a bicycle spoke in her
life. And to think that the car standard is only
drawn for the dating level. I wonder what
the marriage standards would be like''.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Caught Someone Else Doing? by MoneypassGod(m): 8:54am On Apr 02, 2016
[quote author=Headmistress post=44258150][/quote]Xup Bae
Romance / Re: 40year Old Virgin Advertises For Husband On Billboard by MoneypassGod(m): 8:09am On Apr 02, 2016
Testing my comment button
Romance / Re: Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by MoneypassGod(m): 3:45am On Apr 02, 2016
Funkybabee:
yes,nah true u said @Op they are so stingy even useless to the county.
If ur parents failed their financial responsibilties why don't u go get a job instead of begging money frm bankers??

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Romance / Re: Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by MoneypassGod(m): 3:27am On Apr 02, 2016
Jadekitana:
I didn't meet him in the bank o, I met him at a birthday party and we exchanged contacts so I really don't know how they operate there o
Honestly I don't get ur point. How is it ur business if bankers r broke and live fake lives? Last i check i didn't see bankers going around intimidating pple about having wealth and living good lives. U really disappointed me by this show of shame. Pls stop selling urself short.

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