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prettythicksme:
lol,i am pretty u?

Ericsson. Nice to meet such an angel like u.

M

Idydarling:
you've been banned bro

Sweetheart what do u mean?

prettythicksme:
Good as well

Great. Wanna tell me ur name?

prettythicksme:
Hey,u gud?

Me good, u?

prettythicksme:
Ban alert

Hi pretty

Whenever I want to post a comment I usually see this:

''Sorry you cannot do that right now, try again in a few day's time''.

What does that mean?? I experience this regularly and i don't know what to do. Any help??

Creamish:
hahahahahaha... Bros take style delete this post.


@Topic.. Your a man. Face your own insecurities and stop creating a mountain out of a mole hill for African women. We no send u message.

Lol.. How u doin pretty

Leriebloom:
Mamagee3, your problem is a really big one.

Lol, u won kill me wif laugh. How u doin pretty?

Ladies u can pm me if u need someone to massage u.

Sounds like my first wife... and the second...
and the... no, I'm not that stupid.
***************** About Her:
She took your rejection of her magnificent
feast offer personally. She was hurt so
she let you have it as many women
tend to do. She didn't care about your medical
condition at that point. In fact, if you were bleeding to death in front of her, she would
curse you for making such a mess with your
blood and tell you to just hurry up and die so
she can hose the floor off.
If you delve into her background, you'll
probably find she has issues regarding rejection, conflict resolution, human
relationships, anger management,
narcissistic traits, etc.
She does "love" you though, in her way. She
needs you to be a total pusssy she can beat up
at will - you'll be the dog she kicks when she has a bad day, or if she just wants to get her
rocks off. She expects to see hurt and pain on
your face and in your behaviour to validate
her existence. This is her paradigm for a
relationship.
********************** About You: You copped a face full of psycho vomit
from your soon-to-be-ex . (Sorry, just
speculating about the "ex" a bit) Devastated,
hurt and angry, you tested her care for you
when you did your dramatic exit from the
house, starving, half drugged and bleeding into your post-op nappy.
You expected her to show concern and
remorse for her outburst and your medical
condition. You thought she might at least call
you. Well, here's a bulletin for you:
She would rather have both her eyes gouged out with a rusty spoon than admit she was
wrong or show any concern for you. For her,
that would totally invalidate her existence.
She wanted to show you that she couldn't
give a flying fvck about you - even if she did
have some concerns. So, don't bother testing her, she'll never pass
your tests, ever! Be more concerned about
knowing yourself because you are the only
person you can try to fix. No person ever
fixed another - that comes from within. Then
you can make a decision about whether or not you want to be on a hiding to nothing for
the next 70 years.
Good luck! You're in for a rough ride! Been
there, done that.

KingCheezyPuff:
I don't. Bye.

U r so stingy, common pusssy u cant allow me to lick it. Bye.,,

KingCheezyPuff:
Oooh how you gon do all that with swollen mouth an broke fingers

Just tell me ye want it first, then am gonna tell yhu how am gonna do dat.

KingCheezyPuff:
Well you gon find it won't work as well as it useta if you don't gone from me

I just wanna lick, suck and fvck dat ya fresh swollen and wet pusssy dat is already dripping. Tras me u gon enjoy it. Jas give me a chance.

Someone shuld go back in history and give Buhari's father a condomm

KingCheezyPuff:
If you want them fingers an hands whole an unharmed you gon keep em ta yaself

I will use my mouth not my fingers

KingCheezyPuff:
Then I'll be sure ta make it real smelly...jest fer you

Then i will be honoured to wash it clean for u. U r welcome.

KingCheezyPuff:
I wish they where all like you

Op this thread is disgusting!!!

Seeing ur fresh toto wont be a bad idea. Hope u take care of it very well, cos i hate toto wey dey smell.

KashyBaby:
Sorry...I don't fancy kids..

i'm just complimenting ya pusssy.

Laveda. At least make i for see how a biological borehole looks like. I for also like see dat red toto wey kashybaby carry.

Only that?? Dem no even fvck.

The bobo go dey where im dey dey bleep any how, u go dey there dey mumu urself. U think say body na firewood??

We really need job

geni340:
What i experienced yesterday ws not only embarrasing but it shows how grubby a guy's mind can be. we were about writing our exams and naturally, we did some last-hour revision. I and a girlfriend were reading standing up, bt when i couldnt take it anylonger, i decided 2sit, bt the sits were all occupied and that ws when i did somfin i shuld hv refrained from doing- i sat on a guy's thighs, a good friend thou(since our fresh days) but barely 30secs after sitting, i felt somthing touching my ass, it came as a shock. Seriously, some few minutes 2d xams and d kinky guy i called a friend had only one thing in mind. I just stood up like nofin happened bt d guy must hv guessed d reason. Why are u people like this? This thing can b controlled...cant it

Are u always this $.tup¡d or u do this just to annoy pple??

Headmistress:
Yes

Great! Check my siggy nd add me up.

Headmistress:
bobo...how far...i don pm you nah,, buh no reply

Am kul o, i just saw it now. U on whatsapp?

This part really make sense: ''Gold diggers what high standards have you set
for yourself and determined you will neither
date nor marry if you don't achieve them?
It is utterly disturbing to see a lady protest
that those who must come for her must be
those with cars when in the real sense of it, she has never bought a bicycle spoke in her
life. And to think that the car standard is only
drawn for the dating level. I wonder what
the marriage standards would be like''.

[quote author=Headmistress post=44258150][/quote]Xup Bae

Testing my comment button

Funkybabee:
yes,nah true u said @Op they are so stingy even useless to the county.

If ur parents failed their financial responsibilties why don't u go get a job instead of begging money frm bankers??

Jadekitana:
I didn't meet him in the bank o, I met him at a birthday party and we exchanged contacts so I really don't know how they operate there o

Honestly I don't get ur point. How is it ur business if bankers r broke and live fake lives? Last i check i didn't see bankers going around intimidating pple about having wealth and living good lives. U really disappointed me by this show of shame. Pls stop selling urself short.