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KashyBaby:
Smh...damn! Who mockEd ur family? I juz said i really don't care if u have this humongous / gigantic /monstrous / huge / enormous eggplant between ur legs...






End of the story. Case closed.

Lol. Kashy wif all those ya funny funny comments, i dont know u can vex like dis o. The guy was just pranking u.

pennytration:
Been toasting dis girl for over 2 months now and she has been playing hard to get and forming big girl. Now after spending almost 800 naira on her, I called her sometime ago, she finally picked d call at the fourth attempt and she was like ''why r u disturbing my line, do u want to kill my battery??''. I was shocked! and got so upset, i was like how can dis girl eat my 800 naira just like dat without getting anythig frm her.

One day she was returning back frm tutorial class in d evening and i and 2 other of my guys conered her frm behind. I quickly stuffed her nose with a white hankie laced with a strong chemical. She eventually passed out b4 she could scream. I looked left and right and nobody was watching. Phew! With a huge sigh of relief, we quickly carried her into an uncompleted building....

Lying lifeless on d floor i stood above her and brought out my huge john thomas, while my fellas watched with zest to see wots about to unfold. But wait! Dis won't be fun if i penetrate her without her feeling it, i said to my self. Then i told d 2 other guys to do d honours, i will do mine when she has regained conciousness.

They took turns one after d other until they were satisfied, while i watched with a huge feeling of satisfaction. Minutes later, her sneezing means she is finally awake! How marvelous! As i stood in front of her, she was still trying to process wot was going on. I just whispered to her: ''don't struggle, and we will both enjoy it''. I brought out my JT again, she wanted to run wen she saw d big thing staring hungrily at her. Cue bedlam! One of my guys held down her hands firmly, while the other held her legs. Despite her struggles, she couldn't move. I told her not to stuggle but she wouldn't listen, stubborn gal!

With all pleasure I penetrated her over and over again as she lay down completely defenseless and crying like a baby. Blood was coming out frm her veejay, but who cares?? When I was finally satisfied, i let her go. She was cursing and threatening me as she went away into d darkness of d night.

The following day i heard a knock on my door, and as i opened, low and betide she brought police men to come arrest me. They took me to the police station and as i was about entering the cell, I woke up frm my dream!!!!

I wish all of u a happy April Foool's Day!!!!!

I wish na real...

See as her yansh dey smell.

Good one... Some imbreds will still throw there dirts on d streets and gutters, instead of dumping 'em in waste bins provided by government.

BiafraBushBoy:
They might be Nairalanders ooo...
Claiming #TeamVirgins!!!!
Stupid Hoes!!!

U no know b4? Dat one on black tros is SassyVixen.

I hav ghosted this girl once, she was trying to friend-zone me.

joey150:
na people like you they love girls the day dem accept your request abi

Bro how do u mean

KashyBaby:
I have no idea abt this... I have no time for any kind of relationship...

Kash dats funny, considering u spend 98% of ur time on romance section whenever u r on nl.

MissGdope:
I always reply to a "hi" or "hello" cos I'm friendly like that

BUT the convo goes sour for me when y'all do the following...

1. Talking about love! like really?
2. If it's whatsapp and I ask how you got my number, just say the truth instead of lies from the pit of hell such as " I just bought a new phone and found the number on it"....seriously? do I look like mumu to you
3. "Tell me about yourself". okay I don't know about other people but I find this really awkward and annoying cos why should I start listing random things about myself. Instead, ask more specific questions like "how old are you"
4. Bad spelling. and I dont mean typos oo, neither am I saying you must spell everything perfectly....this is what I'm talking about " u r xo xo pretty. Will wana knw u beta". Once I see something like this, I don't even bother replying

This is just to name a few but I have noticed these things so much that I can now tell when a Nigerian guy is texting me without even checking the number. Not saying they're all the same tho but I can tell

Wow! Itx a gud tin i don't like yhu, cox i do nearly all doex tins yhu mensiond.

praxisnetworks:
as a mistress.

Funny enough, ur future wife is been shagged by another man right now.

The ones dat wear provocative dress to lectures and distract everybody, including d lecturers.

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The counter thread go sweet pass this one.

Stupedinluv:
Why i will remain single foerever

is dat wot u r trying to say??

Praktikals:
Abeg explain your moniker 'MoneypassGod' to me.

Guy its a long story.

SassyVixen:
. Look closely, isn't that your motherr? For you to move this to another post you just confirmed you are a child throwing a tantrum. I don't do minors with shrivelled willies.stay off my mentions insignificant speck of nothing!

I told u to get ur smelling self out of my face but u refused. Don't worry, i will soon move ur case to a front page thread, so dat next time u will learn to mind ur business.

Estharfabian:
Well! I still don't...


And it's imperative that in know Those "SEXUAL STUFFS"..

Its like knowing how to prepare all kinds of delicacies, but u can't taste any. It must be killing u inside, or perhaps u r just a joker.

AIRTIME007:
5.Cruzita
Sometimes I wonder what this guy/girl is all about...90% of her comments are so lame....i guess English is too hard for her\him to type...She's an attention seeker too..but in a lame way....She tries to be funny with her/his comment...which are mostly stale....And she's not even near hot...Is found on nearly every thread...

I disagree with u on dis one. Cruzita is not controversial, he/she is just jobless. He/She spends more time on nl than any other. And Op, i think ladycomfort shuld be at d top of ur list, dat girl/guy is frm another world wen it comes to controversy. He/She is chopping ban right now.

There is dis question i would hav loved to ask him, but since he won't see it, there is no need.

Dats y there is no 100% evidence dat God exist, he doesn't..

astute07:
M being realistic here; not cursing.You need medical help;

Is dat not cursing? U r indirectly calling me a retar.d.

astute07:
With your time wasting researches not showed u what's happening elsewhere.

u really have no base.u just off & on everywhere.U need to examine urself cos u losing it; real bad.

Sister u r trying very hard to sound smart, but unfortunately u aren't making any sense. Pls edit ur last statement where necessary so i can get ur point. By d way r u even a jw? D jws i know don't curse. How come u r different?

youmour:
And what if hes broke,abi make him go steal nii? Abeg we should learn to thank God with the little we have and be contented,i wonder the kind friends this jonsing OP get all of them go be either fraudsters or arm robbers

If he is broke, then he shuld hav taken bae to mama put.

Bluezy13:
Maybe he isn't hungry....
Would you have preferred he takes nothing?










I sometimes do that, when bae is hungry and I'm not.
It's nobody's business.
After all, she alone knows my worth

Or maybe he is broke but still wanna take bae out.

joyandfaith:
why are you interested in marrying from a religion you hate too much?
is that not hypocrisy?

Dats discrimination if u ask me, dats wot some religious doctrines does to pple. And who d hell told u i wanna marry frm there?? Wake up frm ur dream already!

At least dis will serve as a lesson to any fooool who follow celebrities.

I think its Estharfabian, she knows all d sexual stuffs about guys, but still claim not to have a serious relationship with a guy.

Smh

Dat girl looks like SassyVixen.

SassyVixen:
sex starved? And I will meet a cretin like u to put me out of that situation? Naa your sorry excuse for a dick won't cut it. Henceforth I choose to ignore you.

U wanna ignore me?? Dats good. At least u've finally realised I don't bleep b¡the$ with boreholes?

bayocanny:
Guy, infact you really fall my hand tonight because your comment doesn't show civility on your part instead of you to buried the matter yet you still insult the girl.
Its not fair ok
@DemiGoddess, let it slide I like the way you handle the matter

Alright I've heard u thanks. By the way u sound like a PDP wailer, r u one??

astute07:
Rili; y r u so obstinate with ur ignorance. You need to change

Can a devout witness marry a non-witness?? If ur answer is no, then go bleep urself.