agrovick:
U'v another mail

nawa for u o

Cutehector:
We attract wat we allow...

gbam!

ahsekeena:
ur nose is messed up

his first paragraph came across to me as haughty...

dulux07:

Sorry ma, was jst curious. Claimin property since birth.

Lol... it's Alright

agrovick:

You are welcome, what if I told u the sun just whispered to me it's jealous of your smile you've got mail

awwww

Jollyjoy:
No!

a broken hymen Is what?

agrovick:

Hi, I was just minding my business until I came across your profile. I think u are awesomely cute and I'd like to exchange mails with you.

ehem uhm hmmm Thanks fr d compliment,..

dulux07:
lol, very soon, u will get to hear mine

issoryt

dulux07:

What wealth Or itz moninuolaoluwa

na u go tell me d meaning of my name?.. mine is just Moninuola

dulux07:
My ambition u can actually tell how matured n responsible someone his by their username.
Moninuola queen what tribe is that

I no dulux paint urs is

dulux07:
My ambition u can actually tell how matured n responsible someone his by their username.
Moninuola queen what tribe is that

Yoruba moninuola means I have a share in the wealth....Queen is an English name

I Dunno If this fits in here...it's my first topic So pardon me...I've been wondering nd I wanna ask nairalanders.. What inspired ur username?..well mine Monikween -two of my names Moninuola queen.. So share urs... *one love *

afamjb:
is DAT y u had to quote d whole post...I smell foolishness.

well quoting d whole post was a mistake nd Am entitled to my own opinion.... as for u...You're STEWPID

IamLEGEND1:
emodeee
monikween

make una stop to dey derail this thread na...

we tell you say here na dating site?

Bak2Topic,
make i laugh small...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

y are u quoting me?

Habisoye:
I trust some interviewer...they might av cut u off @d 4th paragraph, cox d question usually is not "Tell me all about urself" but "briefly tell me a little about ursef" and u start giving dem poem.. ¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨)
If am d interviewer I will ask you if u'r a parrot or wether u swallow RADIO.

this cracked me up...hehehehehehe

NaijaSingleBoy:
Being a rich single guy ain't easy.
I've met different personalities through out the course of my life,but I will never forget these three idiots, pardon my language, don't know what else to call them...

Idiot #1: Isaac, oh Isaac, Isaac is an apprentice 'software engineer' close to my company, his company is one of the best around, they even had uniforms .
So what did Isaac do? My phone went dead one Thursday morning, despite charging it overnight, boys were still hustling and that was my only phone.
I decided to leave it at home, it was when I got to work I remembered that there was a phone repair company closeby.
I decided to check on them when I close from work, I went there and met Isaac,and the following conversation ensued;

NSB: Isaac, how far na, abeg my phone no gree on and I forget bring am come work,you fit come house come repair am?

Isaac: no oo,I busy today, bring am tomorrow.

NSB: I dey go Lagos tomorrow, my flight na 2:30pm, and I no dey come work tomorrow, I want to prepare for my journey and put finishing touches on my presentation. So which time you go come?

Isaac: okay, just call me when you free?

NSB: how I go call you when my phone don't spoil ?

Isaac: okay, na true, just text me or send me email, shey you get my email ?

NSB: with which phone?


Idiot #2: This happened when I went to buy my first car, I scanned around the garage and instantly fell in love with a Nissan Sentra, but there was a problem, the manager said the key and spare key were left in the pigeon hole and the car had can automatic lock, but I would not be despaired the devil was a liar, I went to call a panel beater to work the door, and bless heavens, he said he could open the doors. I decided to go eat at a restaurant across the road while the mechanic worked the door.
Alas, I came back and saw the mechanic working the driver side, I tried to openly the passenger side and lo and behold, IT OPENED!, then I called on him;

NSB: oga! This side dey open oo!

Mechanic: yes, I know, I don work am, so I dey do the driver side.

NSB: SO why you no just open the remaining doors from inside instead of suffering yourself working them one by one?

Mechanic: ooohh! Na true ooo! No mind me!


idiot #3: our company was downsizing due to some financial problems, some workers had to be let go.
So the company decided to hold a sendforth for the out going workers to award them for meritorious service and reduce the pain of losing their jobs.
During the course of the party, it was time for the MD to give his speech and he started by saying;
"Wow! This is fun! We should do this more often!"

Everyone just looked at him like ''.

#NaijaSingleBoy

I smell pride

no need to caption

pbs4real:
monikween shouting*pls bring me dwn*

pbs4real:
monikween shouting*pls bring me dwn*

bunmioguns:
attended a birthday party-
A gathering of about 30 people.
I sat at the front seat. Then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't reach us at the front.
When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately I have already changed by seat to the back. Again the drink didn't reach me.
I was so furious and I stood up to take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl.
This time, I tried to be wise by seating at the middle.
To my uttermost surprise,
One of the ladies started sharing from the front...and the second lady started distributing from the back. It was turkey meat.
When it got to the middle where I was seated it got finished again.
Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, not looking at any face...but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that I should pick..
I stretched my hand...
Guess what was in the bowl??












IT WAS TOOTHPICK.. .

u just made my day... laughing sooo hard

bunmioguns:
attended a birthday party-
A gathering of about 30 people.
I sat at the front seat. Then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't reach us at the front.
When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately I have already changed by seat to the back. Again the drink didn't reach me.
I was so furious and I stood up to take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl.
This time, I tried to be wise by seating at the middle.
To my uttermost surprise,
One of the ladies started sharing from the front...and the second lady started distributing from the back. It was turkey meat.
When it got to the middle where I was seated it got finished again.
Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, not looking at any face...but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that I should pick..
I stretched my hand...
Guess what was in the bowl??












IT WAS TOOTHPICK.. .

u just made my day... laughing sooo hard

pbs4real:
u fink so *lifts her up*

lifts who...Am not small ooo just don't try me

Emodeee:


So we can roll together like tyres. The platform has been created, do the needful dere lah.

Emodeee:


So we can roll together like tyres. The platform has been created, do the needful dere lah.

Emodeee:
Monikween, here is safe, u can drop it here#smiles.

I'm waiting darling.

Emodeee:
Monikween, here is safe, u can drop it here#smiles.

I'm waiting darling.

wait on d lord

pbs4real:

pbs4real:

I scared him...Lol

Emodeee:


I gat u. Don't worry, I will create a platform where u will drop it. Be @alert.

y would I be?...got stuff to do...see ya!

Dharniel:


mtcheeeew, astrology is nonsense.

To u...sometimes we look for answers everywhere... even If not 100% accurate. They have their ways So If it'll nonsense to u..y on this thread in d first place?

Emodeee:


Why u spoil face na?

What's ur name and number, na d question wey I ask. I Think I av right ma wrongs already.

nd I should just post it like that... Lol...ur a clown

pbs4real:
nyc dp. . .u luk cute and petite

If I punch u..this early morning

I fine some truth in this... Bae s something else this days

pbs4real:
galz & jealousy

If u don't get jealous... feel any iota of jealousy.. Then Bae means Nothing to u