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Romance / Re: Is It Bad To Whistle At Night by Monki(m): 11:03am On Aug 22, 2017
Buharison:
Sense you no get


nor b fight na
Romance / Re: Is It Bad To Whistle At Night by Monki(m): 11:02am On Aug 22, 2017
lefulefu:
i whistle at any time i feel like.. wether na night or daytime cheesy dacovajnr,luminouz,Femieddy,kennyID17 fear dey let una whistle at night? una dey fear spirit? cheesy


I dy whistle 4 nite..na pipo start to complain say I dy call spiritsgrin
Romance / Re: Lines Playboys Use To Have Sex With Innocent Ladies by Monki(m): 12:18am On Aug 22, 2017
askseunoladele:
LINES PLAYBOYS USE TO HAVE SEX WITH INNOCENT LADIES

If you want to keep your virginity till marriage or stay off sex completely till you get married, beware of these lines or men will pass you from bed to bed like football. Innocent ladies including naive married women usually fall into sexual traps through these lines:

1. YOU ARE TOO FRIGID: They tell you to loosen up, learn to hug, learn to give a "godly" brother a peck on the cheek. You should socialize and be more friendly. It's a bait to make you loose your guard little by little and they keep asking for more till they eventually have sex with you and dump you neat!

Which useless hug does he want, for what reason? If he wanna hug, he should hug his mother, sisters, male friends or wife! Some men know virtually the breast size of all the females around them by hugging tightly and feeling what they should not feel! If you need to hug and peck, go hug and peck fellow females sisters! Not hugging guys doesn't mean you are frigid, don't let any guy deceive you! I wasn't into hugging guys as a single lady yet was very friendly and had male admirers! Of course, I ain't frigid in marriage! Sex in marriage is sweet to say the least! Be friendly sis, but know the limit to physical touch!

2. YOU ARE OLD SCHOOL: I love old school like kilode! If they tell you to go clubbing, expose cleavages to prove to everyone you went to school, they are seriously sick!

3.YOUR HUSBAND SHOULDN'T BE THE ONLY MAN YOU ARE FREE WITH: kindly explain what you mean sir. Do you mean, my husband is not the only man I should hug, peck and have sex with? I should treat you like I treat my husband, be careless around you and give what is holy to the dogs? Excuse me dear married woman, if you do not want stories that touch the heart with another man, don't ever do anything with him you won't proudly tell your husband at home. You can't be too free with another man aside your husband, shikennah! Hugging all men and giving them pecks shows you lack virtues and morals! Refuse to be deceived!

4. IT'S NOT A SIN TO PASS THE NIGHT IN MY HOUSE: Thief! You want to snatch her under her mama's roof to pass the night in your motel, where will she sleep? On the floor while you sleep on the bed? What happens when the devil asks NEPA to the light and one terrible heat wants to kill both of you, you ask her to off her clothe so that "breeze" will blow on her abi? If the useless devil wants to kill it completely and he sends one mighty rain making everywhere cold and chilly, you offer to keep her warm by wrapping yourself around her on the bed her abi?May God deliver some sisters from the spirit of foolishness and stupidity! You can't pass the night without thinking of sex or doing it! What you will not eat, don't bring it to your nose! You may escape first, second or even third time, the day he will pounce on you, no one will rescue you!

5. IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU WILL MAKE LOVE TO ME: This is common among those sokoto sagging, agbero boys! Masters degree holders in the art of seduction also use it a lot. Tell him, if he loves you, he should wait for you.why will anyone in his right senses equate pre-marital sex with love? You need deliverance!

6. YOU SHOULD BE EXPERIENCED BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED: So he wants to teach you how to have sex then disappears when the pregnancy comes, girl, use your head! No man wants "ajeku" sister, no one wants a "used and dumped" we all want a spouse, fresh and innocent. It is the grace and forgiveness of Christ that helps us do some things and still stand on our two feet. But trust me, you will still pay for those mistakes!

7: YOU ARE SO HOT! He says anytime he sees you, he can't control himself, he needs deliverance from the spirit of lust!

Your body is not the problem, the demon eating his reasoning faculty is his problem! You are not the hottest babe on earth. More beautiful ladies are everywhere. If he can't control himself with you, he won't control it himself around your sisters, friends and colleagues! Don't buy into that lie!

8. I LOVE YOU: Playboys are very good at using those words. Don't let any man sweet talk you into his bed! If he loves you, he should keep his fingers off your precious body. As a married woman, it is senseless to consistently listen to another man who regularly tells you he loves you and you are beginning to reciprocate with "I love you too!" You call it showing the agape love of Christ, I pity your marriage! Put your phone on speaker so your husband can hear everything he tells you, show him all the chats and conversations, if your "friend" tells you to clear chats and not be completely opened to your husband about your relationship with him, he is a devil per excellence! Your marriage is heading towards divorce!

9. YOU ARE NOT FLEXIBLE as in, compromise your principles by allowing him to romance but not have sex? Alright, okay! One day will be one day when he breaks into your gate and the relationship is over!

These and more are the lines play boys use on naive ladies to make them lose their guard, sleep with them, dump them and leave them damaged, broken and battered! May you not fall a victim in Jesus' name. FEEL FREE TO SHARE. God bless you, cheers!
© Seun Oladele, 2017.
www.askseunoladele..com






real niggaz gt any gal dy want
Gaming / Re: Why Most People Don't Play fifa 15,16,17 On Android by Monki(m): 11:59pm On Aug 21, 2017
koolswagking:
pes 17 is also an online game


wtf..nigga u serious...
Romance / Is It Bad To Whistle At Night by Monki(m): 5:41pm On Aug 21, 2017
Nairalanders wats ur say on dis...

Lefulefu bring d crew hia
Gaming / Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Monki(m): 5:40pm On Aug 21, 2017
ozyblazze:

There's a step by step procedure to making it work .what exactly did u do


I did d needful na
Gaming / Re: Why Most People Don't Play fifa 15,16,17 On Android by Monki(m): 4:57pm On Aug 21, 2017
Noccerino:
I have fifa 16 plus commentary on my android, quote if interested

Fifa 16 na online game abi.. I want an offline game.. I think i will go 4 pes 2017
Gaming / Re: Why Most People Don't Play fifa 15,16,17 On Android by Monki(m): 4:56pm On Aug 21, 2017
Noccerino:
I have fifa 16 plus commentary on my android, quote if interested

Fifa 16 na online game abi
Gaming / Re: Why Most People Don't Play fifa 15,16,17 On Android by Monki(m): 4:56pm On Aug 21, 2017
koolswagking:
do you have the fifa 14 obb?? Or you have just the app??

I have both... Yet e didnt work in my infinix hot 5 lite
Gaming / Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Monki(m): 2:40pm On Aug 21, 2017
abeg i tried to install fifa 14 on my infinix hot 5 lite.. E no work oh.. Can another football game like it work on my fone
Gaming / Re: Why Most People Don't Play fifa 15,16,17 On Android by Monki(m): 2:38pm On Aug 21, 2017
koolswagking:
who told you that you can't play fifa on Android??
You can play pes still




Bros abeg i tried to install fifa 14 on my infinix hot 5 lite.. E no work oh.. Can another football game like it workbon my fone
Romance / Re: What Do Girls Think When They See A Really Big Peniss? by Monki(m): 2:28pm On Aug 21, 2017
Hope dis will not make fp
Romance / Re: I Will Treat Any Girl That Date Me Because Of Money Like Dog. by Monki(m): 2:25pm On Aug 21, 2017
Gotze1:
grin grin if you like, cry and criticize me. I don't care.



Niggagrin.. U n other interested gees.. Kindly check ma signature
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Musicians Categorized Into A - F List By AdebisiOlumide5 by Monki(m): 2:23pm On Aug 21, 2017
Na u b Forbes abi
Romance / Re: How To Get Married On A 20k Salary! by Monki(m): 2:20pm On Aug 21, 2017
Na wa sha

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Think About Newspapers In This Era Of Social Media? by Monki(m): 2:15pm On Aug 21, 2017
Blame TECHNOLOGY
Romance / Re: Why Is Beards Now A Trend??? by Monki(m): 2:13pm On Aug 21, 2017
Honesty007:
I am beggining to wonder why i am seeing a vast increase in beards on our young men and adults and socialites,celebrities or muscians.
i am thinking wether being a Goatherd is now a way of love and respect for girls and women to an extent if you dont have beards like a hegoat or a foul smelling ram,no or hardly would a woman love or look at you.
it is arrant nonsense and a mental deficiency of maturity to immaturity.
After so much evaluation of the whole matter i came to a conclusion.
1)Gays keep beards to entice other gays
2)it is people in Arabic cults and jihadists that also recommend it as a sign of religious identification to the newly recruits who have joined their cause.
3)our youths are too quick to imitate things or cultures without understanding the consequences
4)rubbing of cocaine and maurijuana on the skin can grow hairs rapidly so most of these bearded people are smokers and drug addicts secretly or openly
5)it is a trap to entice foolish gals and women for sex.
6)it is a sign of thuggery





Op myself dy find side bears oh
Romance / Re: She Is Going To Stay At A Young Male Friends Place For Her I.T by Monki(m): 2:09pm On Aug 21, 2017
oceanized25:
So my girl friend wants to go for industrial training, I.T, for close to two months in another state and she intends to stay at a male's house, this male she calls "family friend", bear in mind that he does not have a girlfriend or lady that stays with him, he lives alone, she says there is an empty room that she will own all through the duration of her stay so they won't be sleeping or staying in the same room.....

But the idea of her staying with this guy, that they are not related at all does not sit right with me, am not saying he will definitely make a pass or move on her or vice versa but these are members of the opposite sex.......

Am I just being paranoid?






Well.. Unless the guy is gay.... Caused shit is going to get real bro...

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Crime / Re: 10-Year-Old Armed Robber Arrested In Bayelsa, Confesses (Photo) by Monki(m): 2:05pm On Aug 21, 2017
This life sha.. E no dy rosy at all
Religion / Re: One Hallelujah Records Will Not Partner With Secular Artistes – RCCG by Monki(m): 1:58pm On Aug 21, 2017
; D... Rccg niggaz sha
NYSC / Re: Corper Shows Off His Mother Who Sold Vegetables To Train Him At The University by Monki(m): 1:56pm On Aug 21, 2017
Eco99 taking overgrin
Education / Re: Ikekpeazu Chidinma Gets N500,000 From KBK Foundation by Monki(m): 1:50pm On Aug 21, 2017
500k self.. 2 small.... Meanwhile slayqueens dy gt past dat 1 on a daily basis

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