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I just created a thread seeking help in computing Taxes, preparing and filing tax returns. Here's the link: https://www.nairaland.com/3762693/please-need-computing-taxes-filing#55916679

Please, I need your help. My career is on the line here. Thanks.

I have a B.Sc. in Accounting. Since I graduated over 7 years ago, I have never practiced accounting or done any accounting-related work. I can prepare and maintain all the necessary accounting books, including ledgers and journals. I can also prepare trial balance, P & L accounts, Balance sheet, cash flow statement, reconcile accounts. I can do all these for sole proprietorship, partnership and companies, both manually and with accounting applications. I am also very familiar with managerial accounting.

But my problem is taxation. I don't just know where to start from. Hence, I need the help of experienced accountants and tax professionals in the house. I am not looking for an elaborate lecture. All I need to know for now is how to compute VAT, Income Tax etc, and how to prepare and file tax returns with the relevant revenue authorities. I will very much appreciate a sample, or maybe a template.

I don't have my textbooks nearby. I would have consulted them. All the information I found online were not exactly helpful.

Please and please, you people should come to my rescue. I need to know this urgently. Otherwise, I'll lose a very big opportunity.

Thank you very much for your anticipated help. May God reward you abundantly.

Would it not have made more sense if you had stated the price?

Next time, please read before commenting. I said N250K to establish a branch. FYI, There are businesses that N250K can conveniently establish.

FrontPageBoy:
You want to start a business with 250k + 12 branches?? a
Are you for real? It's like you live in a village and 250k is like a million to you. Money that's not even enough to rent shop. SMH!

tholarrr:
I'm interested,but pls what type of business

Kindly read through again. I did not mention any particular business. My only emphasis is that the cost of establishing the business should not exceed N250,000.

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He's a very wicked scammer.

Here's the story:

Some days ago, I came here on Nairaland looking for someone who is very familiar with Facebook ad to help me run an advert. He contacted me and sent his account number. We agreed on 8k, but I wasn't having u to that amount on the account I use for mobile transfer, so I sent him 7,500 only for him to start telling me that the account he uses for Facebook Ad is not funded. That he'll credit the account on Wednesday.

At about 10 am yesterday, this scammer called me that the N7,500 I sent him has reduced to 3,000, giving one flimsy excuse that I don't understand. Not up to 1 hour later, he informed me again that the amount left is N2,500. So I asked him to refund what is left of the money.

You won't believe what this guy did next. He blocked me and removed me from the admin role of my Facebook page. Now I can't access the page again. Thank God it's got a small fan base of less than 1000. He has a lot of usernames on Nairaland. I have his name. I have his pictures and I have the spiritual powers to ruin this guy, but I'm not going to do it. He will meet his Waterloo someday, but not him my hands. You guys should just beware of him.

His name is David Ojo, AKA Diamond Man

He has two monikers on Nairaland that I know of, Drift and Protegesol

Note: He did not run the ad and did not claim to do so.

I have corrected it. Thanks

barapistis:
wrong email

Email me at donaldparkerdonald@gmail.com if interested!

Email corrected.

Closing soon.

Still Open. To those who have sent emails: Please exercise a little patience. I'll attend to you all.

I'm 100% sure that this business idea is capable of generating millions of naira monthly. It's a relatively new business idea and as far as I know, there's non in Nigeria yet.

I need partners who are hungry to break-through financially. In other words, the only thing you cannot do to make money is to rob or kill somebody.

Another thing of note is that you must have some money and be willing to invest it, at least 150k.

We need money to make money. So if you're a broke-ass, please this is not for you.

Don't bother to contact me if you do not meet these conditions. The email is donaldparkerdonald@gmail.com

The organizer is here on Nairaland with the moniker SaiAtiku 2019. Let's call on him to come and defend the mail.

Akalia:
We refer to the virtual interview you had with us and are please to inform you that you are hereby selected as the State Coordinator, ANAMBRA in the "Sai Atiku Project 2019." 
That your monthly basic salary shall  be N253,200.00 for the first six (6) months of your probation.
You are expected to report for the collection of your appointment letter, documentation, induction and posting at the International Conference Center, Abuja from 5th-7th January, 2017 by 8:00am daily. Feeding and accommodation has already been catered for as candidates are advised to make provision for their transportation.

Kindly come along with the following to the induction venue:
a) Originals of academic credentials for sighting and authentication;
b) Birth certificate, indigene certificate and at least one means of citizenship identification;
c) Four (4) passport size photographs (Color);
d) A savings or Current bank account number with BVN number from any commercial bank in Nigeria;
e) A bank teller for the payment of N31,500.00 as a nomination fee for the position you applied and/ or selected for on or before 23rd December, 2016 into the following bank details: Bank Name: FCMB, Account Number: 4063402019, Account Name: Digital W.

NOTE:
Do not come to the venue of the induction exercise without any of the requirements and do not pay the nomination fee beyond the stated date above. You will not be considered for acting otherwise.

Accept our warm congratulations, please.

Signed:

Management
+234(0)7031748668

It's soft copy they requested for. You got it wrong.

MarshRiley:
I got an invite sometime last week to send them the original of my credentials,i applied for the post of director,media and publicity,they said I was qualified for the next round...I haven't done that tho,i doubt their authenticity...let's hear from others first sha

Having applied for the position of a state coordinator and answered some of their questions, I just got this on my email:

Dear (Name Withheld),

We refer to the virtual interview you had with us and are please to inform you that you are hereby selected as the State Coordinator of the "Sai Atiku Project 2019."

That your monthly basic salary shall be N253,200.00 for the first six (6) months of your probation.
You are expected to report for the collection of your appointment letter, documentation, induction and posting at the International Conference Center, Abuja from 5th-7th January, 2017 by 8:00am daily. Feeding and accommodation has already been catered for as candidates are advised to make provision for their transportation.

Kindly come along with the following to the induction venue:
a) Originals of academic credentials for sighting and authentication;
b) Birth certificate, indigene certificate and at least one means of citizenship identification;
c) Four (4) passport size photographs (Color);
d) A savings or Current bank account number with BVN number from any commercial bank in Nigeria;
e) A bank teller for the payment of N31,500.00 as a nomination fee for the position you applied and/ or selected for on or before 23rd December, 2016 into the following bank details: Bank Name: FCMB, Account Number: 4063402019, Account Name: Digital W.

NOTE:
Do not come to the venue of the induction exercise without any of the requirements and do not pay the nomination fee beyond the stated date above. You will not be considered for acting otherwise.

Accept our warm congratulations, please.

Signed:

Management
+234(0)7031748668

I would have gone ahead to make the payment but for the Account number provided. I smell scam.

SaiAtiku2019 come and defend yourself here. If it turns out to be a scam, it's not going to be funny. After paying 31k5, one will transport himself or herself from wherever to Abuja and begin to look stupid. Pay for hotel, feeding, etc in addition to the inconveniences and wasted time.

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