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I once told an expensive lie in primary school that got the attention of our headmistress. I lied that my father was the only one that survived F28 plane crash in emene enugu. I told them that he jumped out before the plane crash landed.

As usual Akwa Ibom declare public holiday.

ECOTERRORS:
This is why the WEST will continue to deny them arms and call them diffrent names.

You don't need to take a selfie with a corpse since we can't verify the identity of the corpse.

The NA need to learn about warfare in the 21st century.

Did the West ever condemn people people taking selfie with the corpes of Gadafi?

ECOTERRORS:
This is why the WEST will continue to deny them arms and call them diffrent names.

You don't need to take a selfie with a corpse since we can't verify the identity of the corpse.

The NA need to learn about warfare in the 21st century.

You are not well informed obout the western military, the do the worst. They thought us selfie which was a very common pratice in Iraq.can pls give us insight abt your 21st century warfare.

Atlantian:
This illiterate will not kill us with laughter.

PHD holder what stops you from contesting during election!! I beg jeejeely drink your pap(akamu) and akara and let the Big man(Baba) be. By the way, what is amusing you?

Name of the movie " THE DRUNKEN CHICKEN MAN"

The beauty of vagina is in the eyes of the beholder. Na black woman suppose win na mm.

Following rigorous competition and more than 130,000 voters, the World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Contest anointed a champion this week. It was a strange, difficult-to-gauge event—but that’s why organizers turned to scientists to tell us what it all means.

U.K. resident Nell, 27, won first place and $5,000 in the pageant with a vulva beauty ranking of 7.7 out of 10. Jenny, 23, of Bavaria, Germany, took second place with a 7.3; and Anita, 20, from Hungary, came in third. They each earned $2,500 and $1,250, respectively.

The contest was sponsored by Brian Sloan, who is also the manufacturer of the Autoblow. It’s known as “the first truly realistic alternative to traditional pleasure products for men,” according to its website.

These winners will also be flown out to Los Angeles, where their vulvas will be 3D-scanned to later be reproduced for the Autoblow device.

But, that’s not all.

Sloan contracted a group of data scientists to analyze the contest’s findings for their scientific implications. The data was then compiled in “The Vulva Paper.”

If you’re a visual learner, you can view photo examples of each class here.

The Vulva Paper’s website says scientists “used the contest data to assess the diversity in vulval morphology and voters’ preference for different morphologies.” A total of 182 women participated in the contest; 110 entries were examined for the study (if measurements could not be taken from the photo, the entry was not considered).

The scientists viewed each entry on a 15-inch computer screen, zooming in “until the Instruments were easily measured using a screen ruler,” read the paper. They measured labia majora length, labia minora length, and clitoral hood length.



Finally, the scientists rated the complexity of the labia minora; they used the three categories of rugosity (smooth, moderate, marked) to do so. To prevent vaginal bias, the same person also conducted all of these measurements. The scientists later used this research to classify the contest’s entries into six different categories of “vulval morphology.”

Wike's. Eviction loading..........

The handwriting on the wall is getting bolder. Wike on your marks!! Get readt!!!........

What happened to her is law of retributive justice.

So make we declare public holiday.

The truth cannot be buried forever, its gradually come to light that the Igbo are the engine room of Nigeria.

Silence is golden. Sir pls maintain your silence.

I wish her well in her future endavours and never to cross path with her mother way of life.

Deziani has been full of life all these years, why now? This her skim shld be recooked cos is real not making sense. Well if indeed she ia sick, the nation wishes her a speedy recovery. She shld know that the days of accountablity is around the corner. It too early for this sympathty drama.

There shouldnt be any course for alarm, since Tompolo and Asari are the Ijaw Lion kings, they should be able to fish the kidnappers out. After all na there boys.

Rochas is a bushman!! What an extreme exhibition of infriority complex!! I know he will make many billboard out of his first and last vist to whitehouse. Mumu!!

Good news. The only way forward is peace and harmony, let us all move dis great nation forward be you Wailer, Tanoid etc we are one nigeria and have no other country than this great one. One love my people.
Lets hit 1million likes for peace.

ola6:
ROMFL!!!!



This Tompolo and Asari are only after their pocket not the peace and development of the Niger Delta. The Igbos are waiting for someone to fight their wars for them. This their Biafra cry is only because they feel they will be marginalised. I hope they are not though.

This life sha! POWER IS SO TRANSIENT!!! The Yorubas were marginalized and insulted by GEJ, Northerners were insulted day and night and Igbos filled all the positions (by the way, to the Igbos these positions were merited). Now the reverse is happening, Igbos now want Biafra and want the SS to help them achieve it by instigating the SS, turning it into a war zone while their SE remains intact.

I VOTED FOR GEJ but in life just because you don't have your way, it does not mean every other person must not have their way. All is fair. GEJ SHOULD HAVE USED HIS OPPORTUNITY BETTER!

As for TINUBU-OLE, your end is soon!

There is a saying that goes thus; "if the word that you are about to say is not as beautiful as silence, DO NOT SAY IT"

[quote author=barcanista post=36237652]Pray make Abubakar shekau no first you reach [/quote

No difference between Tinubu and shekua
Just thst one is financially greedy and the other virgin greedy.

Make i find way enter earth 0.2 abi 2.0 go buy land before Tinubu go enter there with greed.

General Manhood. though your retired,but your manhood leaves on.

General Manhood. though your retired,but your manhood lives on.

Trusth African man, he has positioned a cameraman to take pic of him touching the car of America's' President to be used for bragging in his village meeting.

Laugh wan kill me here hehehehehe!!! Chai!!
APC wan kill Pdp with hypertensive defence. Pdp just dey learn work. Am heppy dis is coming from the mouth of an Eastener and not Lai Muhammed. Apc get mouth sha!!!