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praise singrs

Truckpusher:
I would be more than glad to be her errand boy unlike your bitter self hating bastard.

may it be as u hv wished/willed. and hope she enjoy ur services. cos insults have taken over u. errand/house boys are suppose to be humble and not found with insults.

Truckpusher:
Mizmycoli do not go about soliciting and begging for your respect.

Keep your respect to yourself or better still shove it down your asss.

ok i get it u ar her errand/house boy. Well tell ur aunty/madam what i wrote up there.

May we never experience a bad president like you again till enternity.
May we never be foolish to believe your, you had no shoes lies
May we never get a first lady as crude and crass like your wife.
May we never experience such incompetence, ineptitude, and tactless leadership style as we experienced from you.
May we never get a weak president that was controlled by women in your government.
May we never experience such a wicked leader again who watched millions die only to fight boko Haram six weeks before elections.
May we never experience a president that will leave his duty to fight governors. And perceived enemies.
May we never learn the bad mathematics we learnt in your tenure, 16 greater than 19 etc.
May we never experience an aclaimed educated leader like you.
GEJ, stealing is corruption hope you start believing that by now.
Lastly, I hope Nigerians forgive our region for producing dis kind of incompetent and directionless president. You are not our best our best is yet to com. Pls Nigerians don't judge us by this man.

MORNDEW

czarr:
eeyahhh!!......ok

u dey pity dem?

samueld0:
Not realy. I think there is nothing new to write on our dear FE so I decided to write much on Brazil, since we don't know much about their new team

ok

adeekiti:
They better get a better life than causing wahala for some married women, no be una mate dey marry ?

ask them o

Where ar those lower Niger and biafra shouting ignorants. The plaintifs are all igbos o. Many of u need to have sense nd stop dis ur fruitless ambition. Sad enough Nairaland is d only forum in this country dat gave many of u chance to promote such treasonable act. To think that one nairalander i respect mizmycoli joined in dis ignorant and baseless act is pathetic. Well she has been deleted from my respect list. One Nigeria till eternity.

Dat brazilian kennedy na bad guy. This writeup kip praising d brazilians why?

brennyB:
They better be oo ...just as road side trading was stopped in ringroad,Benin.. Their own trading will soon be out,so they better get a life

i don't think they have any course to worry

IamLEGEND1:
nyäsh scarcity: coming soon

lol

The incoming Government of General Muhammadu Buhari is one that many have been wondering what it will look like and what it will have in stock for them. There are mixed feeling from different quarters as to what will really happen.


Some people are really scared of what becomes of them or their business. One of such people is the "Nigerian Runs Girls". Pls don't mistake this ones for the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes who had earlier before the election endorse and have even congratulated the president elect.


For those who don't know Runs Girls are those girls who offer sexual gratification to men for monetary gain, they have no fixed place where they engage in it as such travel a lot mostly weekends and are mostly found in our Universities.( Princewill, 2015) I had a writting job to do with one of such ladies who invited me to her house to discuss business and on getting there i saw many ladies who are also involved in what she do.


She was cooking, so pleaded with me to wait till she is done. I sat down, was engrossed in my phone,  when i overheard the ladies discussing about the out going and incoming President. I jokingly told them Baba is a good man that he will rule well. They answered, "No be wetin we dey talk be that u no go understand" I decided to keep quiet and just listen to them. Fortunately they were talking about how the incoming Government will affect their "Runs Girl Business" which i call "Semi-Prostitution" From their discussions, I picked out reasons why they think Buhari's Presidency might not boom their business In Aso Rock and Abuja in General. Some of the reasons were:


1. BUHARI HIMSELF: Baba as he is fondly called, is devoted Muslim with a beautiful wife and one who lives his life based on strong principled morals. He has not been  involved in any post marital scandal or extra marital affairs at least to the best of we in the media. Going by this antecedents, Baba might not be interested in any runs girls and this will greatly affect them seriously.


2. LEAN GOVERNMENT: The incoming government plans to run a very lean government and as such there might not be enough money for his ministers and associates to play around with. Runs girls in Nigeria are afraid since this guys wont be opportuned to feed fat like other government, they might not think in the direction of cooling off with some babes. They 've not finished solving their problems with the little they have let alone looking for us they agreed among themselves.


3. THE FEAR OF BUHARI: Even if some of the ministers and associates of Buhari decides to think in the direction of having a good time with one runs girl or more, they might be taken aback by the fear of the perception of the president himself if he notices such thing.

This fear would make many of them not to involve themselves with it and spells danger for their "Market" some of the girls agreed that their guys who are into arranging them for some of this politicians have alerted them that market won't be as before. Because things will change.


4. RECENT ECONOMIC DOWNTURN: It is no longer news that oil prices have gone down all over the world, Naira to dollar exchange rate is like exchanging a cow for a rat. With this bad economic conditions, the incoming government might not spend carelessly and this means less money in the hands of politicians. State Governors, Legislators, Local government Chairmen etc. will find it difficult to do away with some cash for the services of runs girls.


 The Nigerian Runs girls are pessimistic about the incoming administration but hopes for a better outing when the Buhari government finally takes over


Friends what do you think about this?


Princewill Chimereze.

Writer, Public Affairs Analyst and Social Commentator.

Add on Facebook; Princewill Chimereze, follow on Twitter; P_Chimereze Email: amadiprincewill1@gmail.com.

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CharliParker:
Ops You forgot
Goodlock is a bad luck to Nigeria by MBAKA

that one was big na nd even shook the east. but this ones were things of less value.

OduaVanguard:
Ah... The Nostalgia.

Abi I felt it too

sai baba

PhockPhockMan:

your name dey rili affect you.

These signs were a window in which many could pip through the outcome of the presidential election.

jikjimmy2:
What about the coinage GMB and "Sai Buhari" which didnt exist in his previous campaigns of 2003;2007 and 2011

That's a good point maybe the writer forgot

-#Babanowthatyouarethere# make sure there's no fuel scarcity, epileptic power supply and look into the running of NCC-

During the 2015 electioneering campaign, there
were signs that showed that Buhari would win.
This signs were less paid attention to but they
were a pointer to what was imminent.
Such signs were;

1. COINAGE OF FEBUHARI; This coinage was
not paid for by anyone. It was passionate
Nigerians who saw the name Buhari in February
and decided to make it a name for Buhari. Even
Fayose in one of his advert heaved a sigh of
relief that FEBUARI was gone.

2. TWITTER TRENDS; out of love and genuine
supports, there were different topics trending on
twitter about Buhari. The first one to be so
popular was the one started when Buhari came
back from London. #Babawhileyouweregone#
where Nigerians informed him of happenings
since he left the country. There were other ones
like #Babawhenyougetthere# and the one after
the election, #Ivotedbaba# and
#Babanowthatyouarethere# the trend was too
much and intimidating that the presidency had
to pay for one #GEJwins# which still did not
trend like the ones above.

3. ONLINE POLLS; Sahara Reporters was the
first to carry out a poll on the 2015 presidential
elections. The outcome was quashed by the
presidency calling Sahara Reporters APC media.
Reno Omokri started his own and the president
was being beaten black and blue before
associates and colleagues were called to come
and vote to stop the embarrassment. When the
president started leading by a shameful 1% he
closed it. AIT after showing a documentary that
is geared towards tarnishing the image of the
President Elect, decided to test the how deep
the believed cut they gave to him was by
starting an Online poll but Nigerians
Resoundingly voted Buhari. This made AIT to
come up with one of the most flimsy excuse
ever seen from a media house that there was
massive vote from the same IP address over
and over. An excuse that was disputed by
experts in the field. Nairaland.com decided to
conduct theirs few weeks before the election
when the outcome came out i knew Baba was
home and dry.

4. IRRELEVANT DOCUMENTARIES: In what
appears to be the most shameful campaign of
hate, calumny, mudslinging and total show of
shame by a ruling party, there were
documentaries on some principal characters of
the Opposition Party. First was the documentary
on Buhari then on Tinubu and Amaechi. I could
remember my Primary six younger sister asking
me why they were showing all these about
Amaechi when he was not contesting for
anything. A documentary that was aired late at
night, in English, and some of its content were
false. Buhari was even shown most times in his
military Uniform and in an Authoritative manner
that some people mistook the documentary as
one praising Baba. No wonder after the Tinubu
documentary, Nigerians responded by saying. "
Even if you show baba and Tinubu stealing all
the money in central bank we would still vote
for them"

5. FAYOSE & FFK's COMMEDIES: I was one
person that wanted Fayose and FFK to continue
with their rants and comic campaigns. Imagine
FFk saying they would report Buhari to God for
not providing his Certificate. Fayose even
showed us pictures and name of the hotel
where he feels Buhari was. That Buhari Was
receiving treatment and never traveled nor billed
to speak at Chatham House in London. FFK
went ahead to let us know about Tinubu's
mouth odour and Lai's pampers. Many Nigerians
never took this guys serious.

6. OBAS BLESSINGS AND ALLEGED OYEDEPO'S
GATE OF HELL; To me the Obas blessings was
just a formality. Because they changed nothing.
But Jonathan Needed anything to assure him of
victory. Whether Oyedepo said he will open the
gate of hell on those against Jonathan or not, i
just knew the President was sinking badly. A
case that has involved opening hell is beyond
repair.

7. PAID CHATTAM HOUSE PROTESTERS;
Before Buhari was set to speak at Chatham
house in London, there were news that there
would be paid protesters who would carry
placards and try to disrupt the event. It was so
but in a very funny manner. Some of the
protesters said they don't even know why they
were there while the organizer said it was her
job to gather blacks for such assignments.
Some of the protesters were from other country
and have been paid to just carry meaningless
placards. If it has gotten to the point where
protesters are bought, then the president re-
election was a Herculean task already. I said to
myself.

Princewill Chimereze is a;
Writer, Tutor, Public Affairs Analyst, and Social
Commentator.

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on Twitter; P_Chimereze. Email;
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source; http://www.enlightennigeria..in/2015/05/trivial-signs-that-showed-buhari-would.html

buzquet:
I bought 30ltrs of fuel yestaday for 13k!!!!!!!! Na thunder go fire Jonathan n his crew in Jesus name!!!!!!!!!

Amen. I gave you a like for this. I used to wonder the kind of reasoning the likes of barcanista, phockphockman abi na lashlash man, severusnape abi na several snake who constantly asked us to continue with the directionless, clueless and inhuman Government. Till i leave this forum i wont forget them for their skewed support of mediocrity becos of groundnut and peanut. Not forgetting the one dat goes by Tit. Dat one na boy we dey claim gal. May God serve them all they wished this nation.

webninja:
Your mom is apc's roach.. i hope she licks buhari's butt.

calling ppls mom. Dat shows ur upbringing. I hv written to Seun severally abt sanitising dis forum bt he wouldnt listen.

morereb10:
Don't insult or criticise anybody cuz they aired their opinion. ur own opinion cannot be the best. say wat u tink and let others say there's.

not all opinion shud be aired. Advice the op to mind his public conduct nd airing of opinion instead of encouraging him to continue in ignorance.

And this nonsense made front page. May God help our youths. Many times i wonder the essence of dis site. These admins are the leaders of 2moro u all craved for o? Smh. A present Government is still in power and you blame an elected one. Our schools need more work to be done. Why don't the present government resign if they cant fix things before 29th. Fuel marketers are holding us to ransome, who pays them? Was subsidy in our present budget or not? Stupidity is never a virtue.

bamirotola:
It is from the village dear... go to ori oke gbogunmi @ ijebu for solution

ar u serios?

endowednicky:
what's with my user name??

Its inviting.

icon8:
Why DO Nigerians...
Thank me later!

Thanks

icon8:
Why DO Nigerians...
Thank me later!

Thanks

Can i know whats wrong with the age difference? why do Nigerians have backward reasoning?

smartesboys:
Many female read imaginary story and try to put it on real life.
that was actually abominable thing that happen to many youth nowaday.

thats true

endowednicky:
ok!!!www.Lee me ho.com,dats it.

OK I will send u a message www.endowmentsliker.com

jeffery251:
@op Story for the gods

hmmmm she needs your advice o