Gbaja the convicted crook is a deceptive tortoise, he will eat our yams ferociously.

BuhariAdvocate:
Lol this pic was take exactly 5 :30 am

E pain your bonsurudeen Yoruba Muslim skull.

Kingosytex:
how nnamdi kanu remote controls these guys baffles me.

This is another lamentation thread for we Yoruba Muslims.

Lamentation galore for we Yoruba Muslim and zombies.

We want ibos to mind their business but don't want mind our ewedu business but lament about Biafrans like rabid dogs.

wristbangle:
Had it being she is in Nigeria, some sex starved lecturers would have denied her good grade because she might refuse to give in to their advances plus village people playing with her destiny. Congrats to you brain and beauty. Please don't think home. Stay in US, work and marry there.

May God give us victory here to leave this country.

haba, you still dey lament? I thought our baba Buhari have made Nigeria an eldorado?

we Yoruba Muslims and delusions!

Mraphel:

It all started from us. Why do we have to claim their Lagos is a no man's land?
The unwanted eze Ndigbo saga of Lagos we wanna force on Yorubas nko?

The tax evaders?

We wanted a governor they didn't like.

Do u know how much my people hate Yoruba that accommodated them the most?

My dear Yoruba Muslim brother, this your lamentations na die o. So you post hate comment with your anti-christus handle, come still claim say na IPOB. No be we Muslims be anti-christus? See you see ipob-induced cardiac arrest. Na die you dey so. More lamentations to your yoro-muslim skull.

The fate of Christians and traditionalists is now decided in Saudi the headquarters of we Muslims.

All these ones na stylish begging. When Okoroawusa was demolishing people properties , collecting their lands dashing it to his family members and cronies like a tyrant, he didn't know that God was watching. Now he has lost immunity and is seeking for a soft landing.

IMO people have sown your prison clothes already. Nothing go save. Prison beans awaits...as e dey hot!

Yoruba Muslims like Ifagbo die.

Ana e ri ego there!

saraki2019:
Obi should be quite pls, allow this new governor alone, if you must advice tell atiku to stop wasting his time and money, we are already in the next level, we didn't vote for atiku, we believe he can't fixed the problem he is deeply part of the team that created it. We trusted him and PDP and they betray us, we refused to make that mistake again.

Illiterate yoruba Muslims and the usual lamentations.

KingOfAllIgbos:


I love those tears. Makes me joyous.

I agree with you my dear Yoruba Muslim brother, more pains to our bonsurudeen skulls. Insha Allah!

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KingOfAllIgbos:


He has a PhD, i am sure no one in your lineage has.

He has billions, entire fortune of your generations COMBINED no reach.

Do something productive with your time my yeebow friend

Bonsurudeen my dear Yoruba Muslim brother, you Don carry abooki matter for head like Agbo-jedi. You for tell us say your papa name you alabaru awon gambari the unfortunate day when him born you.

You Don turn beast of burden like jaki, na to go die throway for sambisa remain.

KingOfAllIgbos:


Yes, mastery via Slavery.

You pay your tax and then get flogged during elections

Iyaloja has decreed you must ALL take tribal marks.

You have even gone ahead to take a Yoruba name

My dear Yoruba Muslim brother, this your stylish lamentation na die o.

Sue him for illegal arrest, emotional battery, and infringement of your fundamental right to free movement.

Claim 10 million naira asking damages. Body go tell am.

Send them to sambisa dem go run, come dey claim say no weapon. Which weapon do they use to intimidate innocent citizens, their bare hands?

Great hero! Super patriot!

First real anti-corruption crusader!

May Allah bless you in Al-jannah.

Community high school.

MotivateUrself:
Bleep ganduje dollar!
English is a universal language but yet this man can't construct a sentence without making a fool of his lineage!
Governance in that state is a scam !
I don't expect a learned man to attend an inauguration full of dullard !
I wish game of thrones was real, I'd Bleep khaleesi and use dragon burn some states !

Gandollar is an illiterate.

So Yusuf Buhari with his 55 million naira bike is richer than his father.

Serious wonderment.

kaen1317:
Yoruba and Igbo unite before it is too late.

The SE and SS are united if the south is not united then, it is fault of the SW. 1 head cannot be greater than 2 good heads.

Sanchez01:
I once left Ifè to Saki in Oyo State just because of Amala. God help me!

Dem do jazz this one. Very soon you go from warri dey go saki just for amala.

PataAlhaja:


What's the difference between Iya Dunni alamala that fortifies her business with the power of Ifa/Sango/Obatala/Ogun/Alfa/Woli and Iya Rebecca that does hers with the blood of Jesus Christ?

Oyinbo people don confuse you.

You go bow say na Iya Dunni amala sweet pass.

So your Ifa or sango asks you to bury rotten human head in your pot of soup or pour water used to wash to dead bodies into their soups. Na so your mama dey do am?

RiyadhGoddess:






My dear, since the days of John the Baptist, Food business has been a spiritual business. Yoruba will say 'ise aye or owo aye' as in the under world business. Even the smallest road side business isn't left out. I'm a food seller and I know what is happening. Maybe I should find time one of these days to write about it but the summary of it is, 99.9% of all these food places are jazzed. Whether small jazz or big ones. Jazz is jazz. Now 85% of the owners belongs to one fraternity or the other especially the ones owned by the women. Till today, I am still being disturbed to join their cult because I own a canteen. There are Many things that these world people brings to me to bury or hang in my canteen but I do refuse. Even sometimes they tell me to appease the god of food or what is it called. My faith as a Christian won't allow me do any of that. I have to choose one, to serve the devil or serve God. Me as a person, I can't do the two at the same time. Or can you look up and look down at the same time? It's not possible. Most of these food sellers or owners have sold their soul to the devil. You know what, because I refused to partake in all of these, around late march, I noticed that my canteen that was bringing in 100 - 150k weekly now brings in 500 naira weekly. At first I didn't see it as anything. I thought every business has its up and down. Not until I got awakening to the reoccuring trends in my canteen. We cook and no one comes to buy. Note before now, my food was rated the best in the neighborhood. I have over 70 steady customers contact aside those passer by who just stroll in to eat. All of a sudden, they all stopped coming to my shop. I took it upon myself to call them, visit them, to know what's wrong, to know why they are not coming to eat, but my customers could not give a cogent reason. Even my own friends were not left out o. They pratically forgot I existed or that my canteen existed. My friends I challenged for not patronising always say 'sorry I forgot'. At I point I stopped being angry with them because I realized it was a spiritual battle. Aside my family members who knows about my ordeal, I'm saying it here for the first time. Food business they say is lucrative but no one is bold enough to put to the media what he/she has done to make it lucrative lol. Ise Ounje Le ooo. If you don't join them to do what they did, just be ready to be contented with the 2k or even less profit it will bring every week that is if one health is not even being attacked spiritually. Ise Ounje, Ise Aye Ni
Even drinks are not excluded anymore. Anything that goes into the human body. Food, water, drinks those who own beer parlour and peppersoup joint knows what I'm talking about. Even the people who hawk ordinary pure water , bottle water in traffic and shops now lace it with jazz. Just this morning, I saw a woman u wrapping a black substance and sprinkling it on her pure water. I saw it but mind my business. O se oro aje ni. So who doesn't know that they are eating jazz? People know about it but don't be caught in the act is the people believe. Let me stop here jor...

No be small thing o. From N150k - N500 per week. I go just run mad.

dingbang:
Why is it that Yorubas like to mix stew with soup?


Can't they not ask person what they like? I went into a restaurant yesterday to eat vegetable soup with garri, and the girl brought garri and stew for me to eat. I asked her what is the meaning of this? I never recalled telling you to bring me stew and garri. She started looking at me like someone who got denied by her boyfriend , I told her why the face? Please go and turn it back into the pot and bring me proper vegetable soup that has leaves only.

LMAO!

agarawu23:
Be careful with these people they rush their food. They are all fetish. I have learnt my lessons in a hard way during my days in school. We have passed out when we later heard the woman we rush her food and sneak out of hostels to eat has a big wound in her leg that she washes in her soup. She was made to confess round the city and I wanted to vomit my intestines when the news reach me.

No doubt, their foods are delicious but it's stupid for you to queue for so long and even wash plate by yourself just to buy amala when you can cook same at your home or ask someone who can cook to cook it for you.

Iyamaaaaaaaaaa!

I feel like vomiting. Some years ago, one Iyaloja dudu around Oniwaya area who always had customers queue to wash plates and queue to buy her Amala was caught with human head buried deep inside her pot of soup, the funny thing is the place a stone throw away from the police station, the police officers and the DPO were her biggest customers. DPO felt like vomitting the day he got the report on his table.

The end of iberiberism.

Villagepipu my dear Yoruba Muslim brother, you never lament give us for this thread. Na wetin happen?

darmmie2012:
Iyadunni Alamala In Oyo (She's The Head Of Food Carteen In Oyo State)

If you are spiritual person and enter that canteen at challenge you'll know something is not right. The place has this aura of fetishism. I couldn't eat there, my friend ate while I took a bottle of coke. When we left I told him how I felt immediately I entered there, he said he felt the same way too but was too hungry to give a damn. That place is jazzed!

She probably has a human head buried deep inside her pot of soup, nobody is allowed to stir the pot except her.