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lol it mak sense..

twaci here twaci there..he tire person ..I cucuma vote 4 d 2 of dem..congrat tophaz

loomer:
Guy, nigerian girls no de call guys unless dem need top-up or favours

na lie

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver
knew that
they were drunk so he started the engine &
turned it
off again. Then said, "We have reached your
destination".
The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd
guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the
driver.
The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk
knew
what he did. But then he asked "What was that
for?".
The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next
time,
you nearly killed us!"

Two students of University of Abuja
(UNIABUJA) have clinched the second
position in the 2015 edition of the
International Law Students Competition
held in the United States, recently.

The Law students are, Chukwu Samuel
and Esther Johnson-Chu.
According to a statement from the
University, issued by the information
officer, Waziri Garba, the international
consultation competition held at the
College of Law, Nebraska University,
Lincoln, USA, featured Nigeria as the only

African country.
The UNIABUJA students emerged winners
at a national elimination competition held
at the Ambrose Ali University, Ekpoma,
Edo State, in 2014, to earn the right to
represent Nigeria at the global event.
The competition was conducted in four
rounds after which three finalists of
Nigeria, Georgia and England/Wales
emerged.
England/Wales emerged winners of the
competition with Nigeria and Georgia tied
on the second position.

source campusportal

I vote for twaci tophaz and sandrahnaub...
cc- nl jega

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Gooding55:
I have a very good degree in agricultural engineering but I keep regretting everyday as am still unemployed because the course is always classified irrelevant any where I attend interviews. I am presently about completing my masters in power and process engineering to see if it can change something, my class mates too complain f the same thing...to me don't gamble studying agric engineering, that word Agric makes it sound irrelevant, RUN!

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kennygee:
Not bad.

Once heard of a blind guy who was in Faculty of Law and was on 2:1.

My friend who was his class mate said "how won't he be on 2:1? He doesn't see the Mini Skirts and boobsies distracting us in class, even I would be on First Class if I was in his shoes. Jezebels everywhere you turn".

lol den he/she should turn blind nah..

MzNelly:
Love? Lol
Go on deceiving your feeble mind.

u don't understand..

Blackett:
[color=#150000]_Stupid love.

If I was her elder brother and you come close to her again, I'll break your fvcking legs.

Face your admission. [/color]

ah..ah bro I know my admission is sure did yr...buh we just truly luv each other.. dats all

Hila12:
Young man, if you really wanna pass your exams, stay off romance!

seriously we hv Neva done anytin lyk dat... bt we luv seein our self..as in I don't understand anymore..

menix:
Oga u dont love her, it jst LUST....
U still say mummy thank ma nd u talking abt dating someone..
U neva even get admission and shez about writing her WAEC nd u talking about love, Smallie make ur book ur companion for now....

she's writing her Waec presently..am only waiting 4 my p utme

sinaj:
lol ...

u can always chat with her

nd also visit her in school

tnkz

they hv warned us...me and my gf stay in d same compound we knw we luv each other nd we hv been dating 4 four month..so her parent found dat we ar dating and dey warned me bitterly dat they must not see us dating or anytin relationship again...they almost turn it 2 anoda thing 4 me..since den d gal has not get her self..and I knw our relationship cnt just end lyk dat ..so now she wnt us 2 continue.. and I don't wnt prob...bt still luv her..veri much..she's writing.Waec..and am lokin for admission did yr..I know pple we say we are too young and I know we may b young truly..bt we luv each other more Dan dat... reasonable advice please.. tnkz

ola square....full name olamide olatoye

we stay in d same compound although hv observed that she loves me..but d day i wnt 2 approach her ehn..my heart was just beating faster and faster I was even wanted 2 b shaking just 2 I love her..but her response gave me hope..though she just gv me a little excuses..but leta accept afta 2 days nd we luv our self till now...

pussyfucker:
@op, dats just their natural gene but a girl dat really loves u will use calls 2 finish ur battery. "im talking 4rm experience.

true..my gal call me more often...if a gal truly luv u she will always cal u

my gf use 2 call me more Dan I do...

kissing..

wot of sum1 dat hv had alot of sex at his tender age??

peculiarabacus:
Am still expecting more cell phone numbers

09021399024

wit almost 3mnth witout sex..nd romance..am stil happy..cuz we luv each other. nd i knw wit tym..evrytin we b luvly..hapy wit my gal OLAMIDE

naija nko

owk..

ar u nt virgin b4 person go disvirgin u...if u no date virgin hw cn u disvirgin dem.....
mtweeew

am computer science aspirant heared d cuz is competitive.in d skul

am here...computer sci

wish u safe delivery

dere's one girl i love so much in my tutorial hv been admire her for lyk 1week nw...buh i dnt knw mayb bcuz d way i luv her i dnt jst knw wat to do or wat to say 2 her....help pls