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scatterd her 2 leg

PROM QUEEN..

wen am wit my girl i like..i feel so cool nd uncomfortable

Chizzy20:
Discovered wen a man cheat he can b easily forgiven by d lady afta much pleadin bt if its a woman nah red card ooh.

na so..

d 1st girl i wnt to date..she jst sayin dat bcuz we ar living in d same compound...wen she already dieing in luv.. i knw i get her bcus we luv ourself

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A bizarre incident took place earlier this
year in Zimbabwe, where a woman could not
neglect the last wish of her late husband.
According to India Today, one Sarah
Simirayi of Svisvi was forced to
have s.ex with her estranged husband… in
his coffin… after death… before his burial.
Sarah left her husband for a new lover,
however some time later she moved back to her
hometown after having broken up with the man.
Soon after her return, her estranged
husband Nunurayi died
at the age of 68.
He put his last will in writing. In a note,
which he asked to be read at the funeral, the
man said that he died because of being heartbroken
over missing her. And asked Sarah to fulfill his
last wish and have sex with him before the burial.
It was reported that first she refused to do
that but then succumbed to pressure and
accepted the task, as requested by the relatives.
One of the family members disclosed that
they had opened the coffin, after which the woman climbed on top of her late husband and had s ex with his body.
Relatives say the dead man was able to perform
“quite satisfactorily”, calling it “angel
lust.”



source: RISKYFANS.COM

shayneharvey:
I'll cut the call save the number and call again

save am keh

Hmm, just imagine. Which celebrity would you
like to pick your call, and what would you say
afterwards?
Something like:
YOU“ Hello James”
donjazzy“Sorry, this is Don Jazzy”
What will you say

do anything possible to impress the female folk.
I’m not against a guy loving her babe, I’m
against a guy doing silly things in order to
impress a lady. The truth is that most times,
these actions come back to haunt us while, we
get to regret at the end.


1. Consuming too much alcohol:
most guys are guilty of this especially when
trying to woo a lady or when taking her to bed.
This is wrong in so many ways: image it will
damage your health, its a temporary measure,
you most times end up misbehaving and its not
a guarantee that you’ll succeed in wooing or
performing well in bed. Besides, the lady will
know that you took something and that you lack
confidence and esteem. Be yourself.

2. Spending above your means:
whether its buying things you don’t really need
in order to look rich and fly, or spoiling the lady
with things you normally should not be buying.
Its wrong. I see a lot of guys do this and I keep
wondering to what purpose? The worst is many
of them come back to their senses when its
already too late!

3. Lying:
I’m not talking about the small lies guys
normally tell, I’m talking about bragging to a
lady about what you’re not. Why tell a lady your
father is Dangote’s brother, or you’re a Chelsea
player, or you work in Shell. This will make her
have high expectation from you which you would
be trying to live up to.

4. Badmouthing your fellow guys:
Maybe a guy that is also coming after her. Its
wrong for a guy to maltreat his fellow in any way
because of a lady. Whether its badmouthing,
fighting or quarelling with him, its not worth it.

5. Giving your values and beliefs:
Maybe you’re a committed Christian or Muslim,
you start backsliding or become uncommitted
because she told you to. You start to abandon
your loved ones and family, your studies begin to
nosedive and even your job sef, you become
unserious. Its a very silly thing to do because
when the chips are down, those are the only
things that will get you going- God, your family
and loved ones and your job which will put food
on your table.

6. Pretending to be who you’re not:
there’s no need to pretend to be a bad guy if
you’re not. There are still ladies who values good
guys.You don’t need to force yourself to seem
confident if you’re a shy guy. People will know
you’re just acting it up.

gud morning

me:hw re u

4bobo:
[size=18pt]DANIEL KISS--------WOJU O[/size]

o na so na so
Kiss Daniel
G-Worldwide
Yeh

Verse 1:
Nor be you I carry come
But na you I go carry go
Sisi Agbarigo eh ya
Yo wey
Nor be you I dey check on o
But na you I wanna know know know know know
Sisi Ferari o eh ya
Yo wey

Refrain:
Very sweet
Very nice
Baby tu di du di du
Odikwa tight (Odikwa tight)
Sho' mo pe o sexy
Ma lo rogo ya lo ni
Otun mo pe o de wa pa
O wa fe ma buga si emi

Chorus:
Woju o
Le le le le le le le
Baby ko ya woju o
Le le le le le le
Ko ya woju o
Omo de yi le le le le le
Baby ko ya woju o
La la la la la la

Verse 2:
Nor be you I want to carry
But na you I want to marry
Sisi Agbarigo eh ya
Yo weh
Nor be you I dey give eye o
But na you I want to give my life to
Baby o o

Refrain:
Very sweet
Very nice
Baby tu di du di du
Odikwa tight (Odikwa tight)
Sho' mo pe o sexy
Ma lo rogo ya lo ni
Otun mo pe o de wa pa
O wa fe ma buga si emi

Chorus:
Woju o
Le le le le le le le
Baby ko ya woju o
Le le le le le le
Ko ya woju o
Omo de yi le le le le le
Baby ko ya woju o
La la la la la la

Repeat Verse 1:
Nor be you I carry come girl
But na you I go carry go
Agbarigo o eh ya
Yo wey
Nor be you I dey check on o
But na you I wanna know know know know know
Baby o
Yo wey


Refrain:
Very sweet
Very nice
Baby tu di du di du
Odikwa tight (Odikwa tight)
Sho' mo pe o sexy
Ma lo rogo ya lo ni
Otun mo pe o de wa pa
O wa fe ma buga si emi

Chorus:
Woju o
Le le le le le le le
Baby ko ya woju o
Le le le le le le
Ko ya woju o
Omo de yi le le le le le
Baby ko ya woju o
La la la la la la

(Sheyman on the mix)

Your boy Kiss e
(Le le ma ma le le ma ma le le)
So fun ko ya lo joko o
(Le le ma ma le le ma ma le le)
Your boy Kiss
(Le le ma ma le le ma ma le le)
So fun pe 'wa la l'eko
Awa la l'eko
(Le le ma ma le le ma ma le)

(Le le ma ma le le ma ma le le)

(Le le ma ma le le ma ma le le)

(Le le ma ma le le ma ma le le)

So fun pe 'wa la l'eko
(Le le ma ma le le ma ma le le)
Its your boy Kiss

yes joor..d song dey rock town nw.

double wahala here nd there...ah ah nawa oo..although d suppose to dey dere... ops u beta find hw u go put double wahala 4 there b4 dey go finish u wit double wahala

young fit

my humble gentle face...

baddest

ALKARULEZ615:
yes na ...TEMI is tantamount to "My Own Maga"

i dnt get u

pasqal09:
See question o?

jst wnt to knw nah

pasqal09:
See question o?

jst wnt to knw

if she save my number with TEMI in her phone contact does this me she loves...no abusive word jst wnt to knw mayb she lv me....TEMI means my own.

there was diz girl hv been eyeing since...i now wnt to woo her one day by texing her message she saw mesage nd told me she saw my message dat wot i want frm her.i said i wnt to see her bcuz my heart started beatin fast wen she ask me d questn. b4 i told her i lyk her my mind is already on a high level wen she reply me i dnt knw wot to say again..i feel so sad i quickly i wil see her leta

100Cents:
Nonsense children..

I blame your parents..

ah ah..am nt here for dat..am jst tryin to free my mind..nd u ar here talkin to my parent....jst remeber u hv parent to. sha

Hawlahscho:
see Diego Coaster pursuing goal.

lol.. u funny

ronald4lif:
Don't leave her as advised by many on here. Keep being nice and friendly to her, always be a gentleman but do so coz you're one not to impress. At 17 she's mature for dating and you're just 19 which makes it even better. Give her reasons why she should love you, make her feel safe and secure in your arms. Don't be in too much haste to win her heart, let it be a gradual process and if she's yours she will come around. Good luck mate!

tnkz

naijaboiy:
Girls can be attracted to other guys despite having a boyfriend. But it doesn't mean they'll easily leave their boyfriend for you.

Personally,,i'll allow her to be with her boyfriend and mind my business cos I see it as snatching.

But in your case it seems you really like her,,i'll advise you try to get closer to her and make her see reasons why you really do like her. Be caring,,don't pretend. Girls these days want to see more of actions and not just words.

tnkz lv ur advice

naijaboiy:
Girls can be attracted to other guys despite having a boyfriend. But it doesn't mean they'll easily leave their boyfriend for you.

Personally,,i'll allow her to be with her boyfriend and mind my business cos I see it as snatching.

But in your case it seems you really like her,,i'll advise you try to get closer to her and make her see reasons why you really do like her. Be caring,,don't pretend. Girls these days want to see more of actions and not just words.

tnkz luv ur advice

Sunkyphil:
y not leave her for now,give her time both of you are still young;start from friendship and never think of sex now

ah. ah...am nt talking abt sex...d way i lv her..i dnt even tink of sex wit her..i jst luv her dats all

LEvuls:
Sorry at 17yrs old....pls let her focuse on her books.


having a bf plus u is alot of distractions on her side. No offence, every time get time and season...even if u want to marry her now, she is not yet ripe at that 17.

tnkz but u dnt understand... i luv her .i cnt distract her frm her edu..i will always luv in helping her pursue her goal..

Sunkyphil:
GUY AO OLD U B SELF

19..... she is d 1st gal i wil ever luv in my lyf