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we were in camp to arrange ur hostels,am wishing you a succesful camping,endeavour to partake in all activities..

keko14:
. u try ooo...how did u do it

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I didnt av enough time to prepare for the camp,it was a week, after our convocation and av spent all i had during d convo,i was just left with that amount after the fare,i ate some of their food in camp supplemented it with my own.

There is nothing inspiring here,he had other source of income,unlike those depending on the stipend,he should av used his allowee for a personal cds with that an award may come and would av done something good for the host community.
Congrat to you bro,so many pple started the race but could not end it.Use ur money wisely

i went with 3k cause i was broke, enough provisions and garri,did all photocopies at home, went with enough passport,plus the bicycle allowance everything was 4500,still contributed for my platoon activities and hostel get together,it sustained me cause i was frugal,took all pics with my fone,well i dont spend money on drinks and girls.The first allowee came in camp,so i survived.
you can go with enough money if you really want to blow the camp,but remember the child of whom you are.
Batch B 2015.

if there is anything av learnt now as a corper is never to have only one source of income,av suffered hunger because of this delay,i gat no choice than to get a secondary place of assignment.

Am not surprised he is the Godfather of my state politics and he is the one controlling Abdul fatal Ahmed,May God save us from Saraki dynasty.

Cutehector:
Tell one of her female frnds who knws u dat u really like her frnd. Job is done!

i dont know any of her friends,i just met her of recent

Thebachelor:
Take her out to somewhere serene and very quiet.

Chat with her and make sure u make her the subject of ur discussion.
Once in a while,insinuate the idea of u both dating,i.e. put it indirectly.
For example,u may tell her dat she will most definitely make a good soulmate to any man (making her the subject of the discussion).
I will change my name to Lucky if i was the man (insinuating ur intention).
Then study her reaction,and LISTEN to her reply.
If u are very observant u will surely get a cue from d next set of words that she will blurt from her lips.

If u genuinely LOVE her,pm me and let me guide u on how to get her.
Cheers.
TheBACHELOR

Thanks bro av messaged you,you can message me on whatsapp 08139157619,it would be better there to chat with you.

Pls how do i date a girl without asking her out,av been calling, showing her care and calling her all forms of sweet name,i dont want to ask her out,cos my chances may be slim and i have feelings for her already.Pls help out.

ok but i didnt taste out of it,we the indomie generation,where should i go for deliverance?? mfm or ccc

Most corps members lose their lives while travelling during service year,pls let us limit the way we travel during our service year,if it is not an emergency dont bother going and always pray and fast before embarking on any journey.
To the deceased may her soul rest in peace and may almighty God grant the family the fortitude to bear the loss.
May God continue to protect all corpers.

Your son too will get married when you are no more.All parent pray for them to see their Grandchildren,yours is an exception.

Same thing happened to me this week,2 girls were staring at me on seperate days,i just look at them smile and take away my eyes,i was doing this repeatedly.when they were abt leaving i walked upto them,i just teased them,saying you look beautiful and they smiled in return,we exchanged number,since then we av been rolling.Just walk upto her,compliment her beauty.From there AOB follows.

Seun360:
Egypt will pick the sole ticket. And they thrash Nigeria in Egypt.

just chill till tomorrow and see us beat egypt home and away,this is not the egypt of old.If Chad ar home, can defeat Egypt ,so why wont the super eagles do the same.

Nice one from SiaSia the peoples coach,he handled it very well,calling both players privately and allowing musa to go to the media,informing them he is not the captain again,Unlike what the pundit master(Oliseh)did causing chaos in the national team and running away thinking we wont defeat Egypy,making Enyeama to go into force retirement.
Pls tell Obi mikel not to pass backward again

Op because you are HIV negative doesnt really mean you are safe for now,Because the disease has a 3months window period,this is when you will know if you are actually negative or not,So you just have to go for the confirmation after 3month to know your status,for your fiancee tell her not to see it as the end of life,she should get anti retroviral drugs and eat more of fruits,then she will leave like normal human being.
Op just thread carefully,use ur rain coat if you feel like nearing her.

Nice one OP,You can also get Mobiwol,it prevent or block unnecesary App connection.

corps members please tread gently,this election is looking like a do or die affair,Inec please provide enough security personnels.
It is a high will practice democracy fully.

After the whole training we did last week for the election,Inec just send us alert for the training.

Karma is a bitch,But Father Dasuki,why didnt you allow Buhari to enjoy his marriage then

Now that FC Barcelona comfortably lead the Liga race, the European champions will undoubtedly prioritise the Champions League to achieve what no one has so far: Defending the title. Standing in the way is England’s Arsenal FC, a team that is often characterised as the English Barça but has failed to find similar success to the Catalans since the era of the ‘Invincibles’. How well could they fare against the treble winners?
Arsenal’s season has been a good one so far. The team is still fiercely competing in the Premier League, a trophy that has eluded Arsene Wenger for the past 11 years. Arsenal trail leaders Leicester City by just two points, and are set to face Hull City in the FA Cup’s fifth round replay. There are concerns, however, regarding the quality and depth of Arsenal’s squad that may eventually force Wenger to sacrifice one for the other. But right now, their goal will be to avoid defeat tomorrow at the Emirates Stadium.
As for the visitors, Luis Enrique and the players have made it clear as day that they’re still hungry for more,still have the same motivation as of last season to win the Champions league,but it will be an uphill task to win the champions league back to back,because no team has done it,in the champions league era. Barcelona’s record against big teams has been near impeccable, winning all of their games against top oppositions with the exception of Lucho’s first clásico, 2014’s first meeting against PSG, and the return leg against FC Bayern in the Champions League semifinals. In other words, Barça players know how to bring it when expected to.
Barcelona’s last two visits to the Emirates ended in a draw and a defeat, although in both occasions Arsenal still failed to qualify for the next round (thanks to Lapulga Atomica). Arsenal also have a reputation of winning when it’s least expected of them, and a great example is a crucial win against Bayern just months ago. On paper, Barcelona should have zero problems dismantling Wenger’s Arsenal with ease. But in reality, there’s no telling which Arsenal side will show up today.
What’s makes the fixture so interesting is a number of key battles that will surely prove to be a pleasure for the neutrals to watch. The first, obvious battle is between Lionel Messi and Petr Cech. Cech is one of the very few goalkeepers in the world who can answer NO when asked if Messi ever scored against you. The Argentinian almost added the Czech to his list of victims in a game against Chelsea CF at the Camp Nou four years ago but was denied by crossbar, and it has been haunting him ever since. Cech departed Chelsea this summer after being displaced by Thibaut Courtois and joined his London rivals. The transfer is already being hailed as one of the signings of the season as Cech added much needed experience and security in goal that gave Arsenal just the edge they needed in defence when in fact they should have been dropping points, and he’s one of the main reasons why Arsenal are still competing in the Premier League. But, can he continue to deny Messi from scoring?
Another concerning battle for the gunners is Olivier Giroud vs. Javier Mascherano. While the Frenchman lacks pace and dribbling skills, Giroud understands both his strengths and weaknesses very well and that makes it easier for his teammates to supply him with what he needs to score. Giroud’s strength and height will surely trouble Mascherano, a defender who has often found life difficult when it comes to stopping the bulky, classic no.9 strikers. Instead, it is possible that Gerard Piqué be the one assigned to mark Giroud, allowing Mascherano to focus more and pushing forward and putting pressure on Arsenal’s playmaker, Mesut Özil, who is enjoying a magnificent season with the Gunners.
Then there’s Neymar Jr. vs. Hector Bellerin. The young Spanish fullback has been impressing ever since he managed to bench Mathieu Debuchy and earn a starting spot in Arsene Wenger’s XI. Bellerin has blistering pace and a strong physique, but still lacks experience and strong tactical awareness to deal with one of the top three players in the world. Neymar is used to making defenders lives miserable, but Bellerin’s pace may prove to be challenge for a Brazilian. Either way, watching both players battle it out will be fun.
There are a lot more mini battles to watch out for today (Luis Suárez and Per Mertesacker, for example) but that will depend on who the coaches select to start the game. Dani Alves and Jordi Alba have been going through a rough patch recently with both fullbacks almost running up and down the pitch like headless chickens, but it is essential they restore their form ahead of the trip to London. Meanwhile, Alexis Sánchez has been far from impressive ever since his return from injury. The Chilean, who will be facing Barcelona for the first time since his departure, has found it difficult to regain is form after a lengthy spell on the sidelines,i would have love him to score and see how he celebrates against his former team.Nevertheless, factoring in the adrenaline rush that comes in games like this, today could very well be the day Alexis does what he does best.
All in all, not much will be determined today especially with still a second leg to go at the Camp Nou. Luis Enrique, however, will be hoping to put an early end to the tie today with a win over one the best coaches in modern history. Will it be a clash of styles or will Wenger choose to adopt a much needed different approach to beat the Catalans?
Team News
Arsenal FC
Arsenal’s most notable absence is Santi Cazorla. The Spaniard has been out for some time now and could not recover in time to face Barcelona. Jack Wilshere, Tomas Rosicky, Mikel Arteta, and Gabriel Paulista are all out injured and will watch from the stands.
Wenger rested his key players on Saturday and as a result he now has to plan for the replay fixture in the FA Cup as well, but for now he’ll be sending out his best players for the matchup.
Predicted XI: Cech, Bellerin, Koscielny, Mertesacker, Monreal – Coquelin, Ramsey – Alexis, Özil, Oxlade-Chamberlain – Giroud.
FC Barcelona
Luis Enrique too took into consideration the midweek clash with Arsenal when selecting his starting XI against UD Las Palmas, but possibly found his job a bit easier with all of his players at his disposal with the exception of Rafinha Alcântara and Arda Turan who is suspended for his redcard against Real madrid while still playing for Athletico madrid.
There has been talk of a possible start for Aleix Vidal given Dani Alves current form, I still think Alves will start because of his experience in big games but I believe it is unlikely that Lucho takes that risk knowing that Alexis is a vital component of Arsenal’s attack. Alves, although not at his best right now, still has more than enough experience to handle his ex-teammate, and instead Vidal could prove more beneficial when coming off the bench.
Predicted XI: ter Stegen – Alves, Piqué, Mascherano, Alba – Busquets, Rakitic, Iniesta – Messi, Neymar, Suárez.
Prediction
On paper this should be a win for Barcelona,But
I will like to sit on the fence,Because football is like biscuit,you never can tell how it would break in your mouth.
Barcelona’s unbeaten run coming into this match is 32 games, and one thing is certain,it either stops or continues.
For the neutrals,just sit,Relax and enjoy this intriguing game.
Moderator i hope this will make the front page.

my perfect valentine gift would be leicester spanking the gunners.

My jewel am sorry,i was carried away by super sunday,Arsenal played leicester,Mancity played spurs,juventus also played napoli,all these games are title deciders,am sorry i will create time to see you and celebrate.

pls help a nairalander,i dont know if i should go for masters in public health or masters in Anatomy. Help with the career and job prospect of Having masters in public health in Nigeria.

it is April 14,From Nysc official twitter handle

FEAR NO(T)RTH,The ball is in ur court Batch A corpers

Chelsea should av been in the relegation water by now each time they capitulate d likes of norwich and villa doesnt capitalize

just imagine,if jonathan had won the election,it is very very certain,this apology would not have been tendered....

Am a corps member presently serving in anambra state, the state pays medical doctors around 50k, if you are working under the ministry of health while other Health related courses(anatomist,physiologist,slt,health educationist, dentist and pharmacist,pharmacologist)get 20k per month,and most ppa provides accomodation.

Good morning everybody let me wish you all a happy new month.
In this month you will sour high like an eagle,
You’ll fly Like Gold,
You will be Valued Like the Sun,
You shall shine bright Like the river,
You shall flow unlimited Like the Palm Tree,
You shall Flourish and like Money, You shall be Useful.
lets continue to watch this drama happening in Ekiti, its been a hit back to back from stomach infrastructure to Fayose's gate. PMB is watching

Governor Ayo Fayose has reacted to the allegation by Dr. Tope Aluko, the former Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) secretary in Ekiti state, that former president Goodluck Jonathan gave him the sum of $35million cash to prosecute the state governorship election.
Aluko gave a breakdown of how the election was rigged in favour of the PDP governorship candidate Governor Ayodele Fayose in an interview on Channels Television.
Explaining a process he alleged was used in rigging the election, Aluko said: “Before the primaries, we had this believe that because Jonathan was coming out for second term and because we are going to be the first election in the south-west, at a meeting, we told him (former President Goodluck Jonathan) that north-east, north-west and north-central may not be too sure for him because the Hausas are clamouring for presidency and that you now have south-east and south-south, you must manage the south-west. It was on the basis of that that we told him that he must manage south-west. Because of his interest, even before winning the primaries, we did so many security reports to tell Mr President then that he must make sure that we manage south-west zone and it was because of that that he gave us the head of security agencies.”
He further told Channels Television that the Minister for State for Defence and Minister of Police Affairs were made to give attention to the election because “we know that APC was everywhere in the southwest and we must naturally capture part of southwest if we want to balance what our brothers in the north were likely to bring on”.
Aluko had testified at the lower tribunal held to look into the election held last year, but he denied saying at the lower Tribunal that the election was not rigged.
He said that there was an agreement to take out some members of the All Progressive Congress to ensure that they do not give adequate support to their members.
His words: “There was a strike team, a mixture of the DSS, military, the mobile police… that is about all. We had a meeting at Aso Rock on security and funds. We were given security and funds. Those in the meeting include the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces the former PDP chairman, Adamu Mu’azu, Governor Fayose and himself (Aluko).
“At the meeting President Jonathan agreed that if he needed Ekiti, he would support us to ensure that we delivered. At the second meeting we had Obanikoro, Jelili, Omisore… It was a combination of Osun and Ekiti people and they were discussing how we were going to move to take the south-west.
“Before the primaries, His Excellency, Ayodele Fayose, said that we can only win using the military. Then we came up with a plan about May.
“We swore on the arrangement that we had before we embarked on the political venture.
“Him (Fayose) becoming the Governor, myself becoming Chief of Staff and Honourable Femi Bamisile becoming the Deputy Governor,” he explained, dismissing claims that he was coming out with the truth because he could not get what was agreed.
“For the military to indict its members because of the election of a state you will know that what I am saying is not a lie.”
However, speaking via his Special Assistant on Public Communications and New Media Lere Olayinka on Channels Television and monitored by our correspondent, Governor Fayose labelled Aluko as one with unstable character.
“This man here (Aluko) is a man of unstable characters and everything he has said here is a lie. It is an election, fund must be spent. People must donate money to fund an election. Governor Fayose’s friends, associates, brothers, sisters, families, artisans, including his enemies donated money to his electoral campaign, I also donated money.
“The military panel was set up to investigate the role of military officers in Ekiti, Osun, Akwa Ibom, Rivers state, including presidential election. Those who have been sanctioned, can you tell me categorically that they were sanctioned on their involvement in Ekiti state. On Janaury 14, Ekiti state government wrote to the military to demand for copy of the military panel report. However, by January 31, we don’t have that report.
“He (Aluko) should be angry because he didn’t get the position of Chief of Staff but you don’t need to be angry such that you need to commit criminalities. You don’t need to be angry so that you now begin to waste your time. When I was told I have to come here to come and discuss military panel report, I asked myself, what role will the military panel report play in an election that was conducted 19 months ago? Every process that should be passed through has been done from the tribunal to Appeal Court and to the Supreme Court, so you cannot go back.
“Even in this case of Ekiti, the military is not a party to the matter, the police is not a party to the matter. At the tribunal, Appeal Court and Supreme Court levels, the military was the first respondent in the case and the police was the fifth respondent. The Supreme Court said this people are not necessarily parties in this case. That’s to say the military have never been part of the electoral matters.
“The military can decide to indict itself, there was an election and there were observers. The United State government and foreign observers said the Ekiti state governorship election was credible and efficient and that the military collaborated efficiently with the government in providing a safe environment free of major incident. If US can applaud the military and they go ahead to indict themselves, that’s their business.”
However, when asked if it was true that some people swore with the Bible on oath with Governor Ayo Fayose on getting appointment from him, Lere Olayinka said: “If anybody is coming here to say all that, I feel ashamed. So being governor in Ekiti has become, I want to be governor, you want to be deputy and I want to be Chief of staff, some of these things are political makeups.
“If he (Aluko) comes here to say some of these things, you should just laugh it off. He had said it by himself that he was here to say all these because Governor Fayose did not make him the Chief of Staff. If he received a call that he had been appointed as the Chief of Staff, he will come back here to say that all he said was not true. He’s a selfish person. Governor Fayose is not moved by these lies because in 2003, he defeated an incumbent governor and there was nothing military being used to rig the election. In 2009, Fayose assisted former governor Segun Oni, In 2014 he defeated another incumbent governor. So again I say it, the governor is not moved.”
However in a swift response Aluko said: “The young man (Olayinka) here is highly misinformed. He doesn’t know anything we are talking about, was I not the one that allowed him enter Fayose’s room? I was the leader of the pro-primary of Fayose. He doesn’t even have first degree and he’s talking. I want to use the opportunity to tell the whole Nigerians to critically look at what he has said. He didn’t address the issue because he was never there. When I was in the bedroom of Fayose, people like him were in the compound.
“So all the documents have presented today are very valid and we are in court. Are you now saying the military people are stupid for indicting themselves.”
On Senator Buruji Kashamu denying releasing any money to fund Fayose’s campaign, Aluko said: “Sen Kashamu cannot deny that, he cannot deny me.”
Aluko added: “I’m saying this because I want to deepen our democratic structure. I’m saying this because I want everybody to know the truth. What I have presented to Nigeria is the truth and nothing but the truth.”
Aluko had also claimed that a sum of $2million was offered by Patrick Ifeanyi Ubah, the CEO of capital oil, one of Nigeria’s largest distributors of petroleum, to Governor Fayose on March 23, 2014 at the NNPC towers, which was used to prosecute the primary election. According to him, he was there to witness the transfer alongside Hon Femi Bamisile.
But in a swift reaction to the allegation, Ubah categorically label Aluko as the “biggest liar to have ever come out of the country.”

I graduated from the same school and same faculty,it is a must for you to dress corporately during the week and most Expecially during your presentation,The way you dress even earn you marks, The student is not new to the terrain, the punishment is well deserved, atleast he wasnt sent out of the class.