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poknoser 2,how did i just call my self amebo

see anoter gbeborun,(aunty sade)i tell u say i know get mouth to am, if i know tell am why you know kuku help,since you self the chof for buka like aun and jogego(husband and wife) why you no go pokenose.(i'm just kidding)

mosiate:
aungirl,what is your problem,please don't dale mi ru oh(don't destroy my home) mind your buisness.after all we are not restricted to have just one husband.legry don't mind her that is how she will be doing gbeborun all around.

amebo make shut up ur mouth sister,amebo make u shut up ur mouth aunty,aungirl why you come shout as if den collet your meat,abi na jogego collect am

like husband like wife,i'm not suprise when jogego could say that is not an  embrassment i know that you too can say so since the same blood is running thru your veins.
       jogego oko iya alamala

aungirl,what is your problem,pls don't dale mi ru oh(don't destroy my home) mind your buisness.after all we are not restricted to have just one husband.legry don't mind her that is how she will be doing gbeborun all around.

legry,how many times do you want me to say that or do want it be a public affair like jogego and aun,don't worry we will settle it at nite on the bed,have you heard.pokonoser,pls go sit don oh(aun,jogego,hot angel and co,don't intrude)

i know that eating in the buka will not be an embrassment for jogego,since he's very use to it.aungirl you are trying.

(did i just say seun and GP it was a slip of haand on my keyboard)

jogego and aungirl case closed,aun but........................... i've said my own sha if anything happen.
tayotina,why is that you like keeping people in suspense?

anugirl:
Legry y can't you admit that you're jealous ... n y ain't you contented of wath you av...mosiate is always there 4 you n i wonder y ojukokoro still dey worry you people...... or do you think we don't know wath's happening ehnn..

Please leave hot angel & makgod alone o!U this gbefila

aungirl, tin ba fo eti e,a ma ka irawo(if i slap you you will begin to ccount the star)which kia thing you dey yan, how you go say me and legry,when seun ,GP and the the is ther ,don't you know that we've divorce since 1789? aun, makoba mi,if kin should hear she will just kill and i can't fiat

jogego:
Mosiate abi wetin dem call you? Dem cook ya own? Wetin sef? Abi na because of me you dey log into Nairaland? If I descend on you now, people go dey shout female brutality..

jogego, female brutality ko, male brutality ni, so you no like ma person they tell you the truth i can that the efo dey work,if you try me hen you go smell your yansh.

anugirl:
@jogego, come on try n be nice 2 mosiate ...but not 2 much o you know what i mean.I guess she likes you!

Abi mosiate, I lie?

aungirl,jogego my foot! when my Mr rigth has not disown me rather jogego should shout out loud for goodness sake that he likes me,i may try and consider his proposal, if only he can voice out before it is too late

jogego you're all round experince, talk of ewa you how it taste, amala nko you can describe how it taste,rice- the same thing.I'm sure those women must have ro efo for you that is why you can't forget them easliy

i would love to change my stature form lepa to orobo

jogege,if you like call it ehtanoic acid or ethanoic base all i know is that you can run away from your shadow,i knew you will deny this, infact that was the reply i wanted to hear,but i don't have anything to say with you, all i care about is that pretty little girl(aun).i s orry for her sha

anugirl:
ABEGIIIIIII!Don't go 2 that area o! abi you be daleru
never mind ehn....am sure Danasco wants you

anugirl pls don't kobalise me i'm not daleruldaleru oh,or else..........................

Danasco,on a more serious note,are you sure it s not infactuation you have for this girl all you keep saying is that she beautiful and she is from a good family if indeed you luv her you'ill always want to be with no matter how tigth your schedule is.Approach with once again i'm sure she will answer.

aungirl,let me do egbon for you,i will jogego for you and i will find another person but remember jogego is married with 2 wives and 13 chiidren,but if you insists,all the best as the third wife of jogego,and mind you, you won't be the last oh always have that at the back of your mind

i love it b'coz the taste is always different,there is no way you cook at home and it would taste the same way as a buka food, but i hardly take it sha.

(weping bitterly) aungirl why would you do this to me,you betrayed me why.
(aungirl has snatch jogego from me)Jogego case close till we get home i kneew it intially that you would this and i didn't want answer when you were begging,can you see what you've done to me it over.

(weeping0 ,danasco after presenting my prososal to you,you still instist on that girl that has turn you anyway i've accpect that you don't want me.
jogego,aw now(i'm shifting my base to you now)

aungirl,thanks alot

jogego:
@ mosiate, wo if you like enter inside pot hole to finish ya toasting, wetin we talk say make papa no hear, na de same papa go settle am.....

jogego,i promise you u won't hear anything concerning this issue,and if you want me to woo you too tell me i'm able and even more than able don't be jealous.

whocares,he be like say you dey work for MTN while you come ahala like that,network no good network no good Vmoblie dey dash 12 sms,glo self dey do and network no good.Go tell ur people that dey to stingy.

dansco,if she said she can't contiune leave her there are many ladies that are single and seriously searching(SSS),or would go and beg her God forbid,I beg i indicate my interest,try me ,and i'll do better than what she has being doing.let finish the rest thru PM b'coz of this nairaland people,dey to like poknose.

tayotina:
Anugirl, funny enough,we have even spent some weekends together.

aunty tayo me think say u be virgin oh,how did you spend the wkend without doing this thing or shey na only fore play you do or watin you do from friday till sunday,i know the person i'm thinking of is a very smart guy and he would not give you changes at all.

guys lie more than ladies do,infact they are the originator of lies.

then another person will reply.

what will do if tell that tayotina boyfriend is from nairaland.

something dey happen for Nairaland ,hum hum.tayotina i'm not suspecting anybody i just want you to tell me straigth.

greatpeter thanks,pinky take heart and go and rest.

anugirl thank you for the glucose but where is water,she's fainting help ............ pls be fast

Greatpeter:
Open declaration ke?

Why? What did you do?

Ah! Politicians sha!

gratepeter,see me see trouble one will never know the end of a thing from the begining,if only i knew he was going to be more devoted i would...........(tears rolling down) i was just to much in love with him i could not even sense that any evil was coming.