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The poster above me

Nice 1 #geezers

Skales seeking attention since wizkid nailed him

Lol...u don enter 1 chance...d foetus myt truly b urs

stupidity:
I was on a visit in auchi to see a friend. he's on rent with few other tenants in the house. He showed me to his bathroom. I took a bath and left the sponge in the bathroom for it to dry out.(Forgot to ask if he uses the bathroom alone) yesterday evening I went to bath and saw a tatered, dirty, discolored, odoriferious and killer pant on top my clean PRECIOUS sponge. Damn# I was vexed. I used a stick to fling the pant outta the bathroom. I told my friend and we got into a laughable argument on who might have own such pant. (The ladies in the compound are beyounce's wanna-be) we couldn't believe a lady will have such pants under her skirt or trouser. The color of the pant has changed from white to dull white, With port holes all over it.
At 11.pm last night a lady knocked on our door and asked for the pant she left in the bathroom. My friend woke me to come answer her, I was like "aunty, you still dey wear that pant? I don throway am o, nor vex"..........................gboosaaa!!!!! #she landed a very dirty and echoed slap on my cute face, she gripped my shirt and was shouting for everybody to come out and tell me to give her her pant. I con beg tire, Everybody came out and was like"bros give her the pant na" (I couldn't find the pant where I threw it) they all begged her to wait till morning, which she accepted after much pleading and threatened me with vigilante if I don't return the exact same pant first thing in the morning.

Right now, am on my way back to Lagos, I left auchi at 5.am.

#pants saga#
Never mess with a ladies pant#

I'm i suprised
No,u fvcking stupi.d

Dollyak:
Number 4 is quite easy too as well.
If you think about this. The total amount spent in the air by the skier is the same as the time taken to slope down the whole distance of 50meters.
thus distance gives =1/2 at t^2
Therefore 50=1/2 × gt^2 = 1/2 (9.8 )t^2 =50 solve for t
T= 3.2 seconds

Very easy because time is only depends on gravity in this case.

eqn of motion s=ut+(1/2 gt)^2
nice one gal

You get the job and your salary becomes 20-50k... Be innovative, entreprneur

Something i've learn about life "you dont need the rubbish above to be successful"

timawoku:
Brother you sef get your own wahala o!
So you mean say grammatically, she be the italian goal keeper?

lol not dat gianlugi buffon...its also an english word

Godswillnwaoma:
how do I made the relationship boring?

i dont comment on question lik dis but face fact bro No sex in a relationship makes it boring,even though she resist at first which is normal,eventually she'd comply,but do it in a mature way pls as i detest molesters,all gals are like machines they work the way you program them,program sex into her man

Houseofglam7:
Buhahahahahahahaha

like you're laughing

I dont normally comment in situations like this but i hope thos pus.sy ass guys always seeking for help on aw to make one idiot gal feel better see this



btw that girl in blue should contact me if she get to see this cos I AMMA FATHER OF MILLION BABIES

I dont comment in situation like this but you made d relationship boring in d 1st place,now she wants u back,since u love her i know what u would do,you'd go back to her and repeat d same old shit....




Btw YOU'RE A GGRRAAMMAATTIICCAALL BUFFON

I dont comment in situations like this,but if u break up with him then good for d kid...



btw YOU'RE A GGRRAAMMAATTIICCAALL BUFFON

rapcy:
Oga teddy I greet U o! I am having a little ish ryt now. I am in my final year but my girlfriend has a year to finish.
We have been dating for close to a year now. I noticed the relationship is not as strong as it used to be. she was crushing on me before i asked her out. After asking her out we had a wonderful time together as at last semester. But right now, I noticed d love has dropped, she still listens to me but argue at times. She loves me spending time with her, sleeping over,(coz we live in dsame compound). She keeps company of male friends, although they are just friends, i dont like them coz they all smoke and drink. And it is quite easy to get her number and start chatting her up(I have seen guys who have been asking her out and she has been chatting with them). I played a prank on her recently I called her with my new line and told her I met her recently and I gave her a name of a guy she gisted me about, I told her I will be coming by 10 pm to take her out, she accepted. I now went to meet her as her boyfriend and she told me a guy she gisted me about is coming to see her, i got angry and we had a little querrell bcoz I felt it wasn't right for her to leave her boyfriend by that time to meet a random guy, i went outside called her with the line again and told her that I am at her gate. She asked me why do I want to take her out by 10(thats because she gisted her friend about the querrell and d friend said she is wrong)? I told her I don't have any bad thought and that I hope her boyfriend is cool with the whole idea. She said yes. I don't know if it because we spend time alot or I have done something wrong that the relationship seems relaxed, am i too jealous or ladies are that way generally. Please help me out because I love her. How do I take control of the relationship again.

you played immature playing dat prank,she surely know aw u sound or know aw d oda guy sound....now straight up to a solution for you,i know you love her but can you pls start talking abt oda girls in her presence,call oda gals while u are with her,gist freely,laff on phone wit oda gals,dis would get to her but u feign ignorance...u could even get a gal u rapport with well to call u when u re with her....eventually she would come up wit d "i dont think u love me" ask her y she uttering such,she'd tell u "u dont respect my presence" or "u re dating sum1 else" if she come up wit d 1st ask her does she respect urs ...if she come up wit d second ask wat makes her think so she'd surely cite ur recent doings to u....then let her know u also av a lotta friends dat re gals but outta ya fvcking respect for u guys relationship u kept it at bay,say some oda tins that she does and u dont like,after doing this if she truly luv u WATCH HER BEG!!!

ojun50:
Give her the phone then still tell her wht u saw on her phone and hear her out first befor taking any decision.

rubbish advice...peeps like u are d one dat affected gooluck jolantern...dont give her shit jare op

CUM4WHAT:
dats y u most wanted

4 burantashi for you my man

What a waste

What a waste

On

The writings are on d wall man,leave dat pu.ssy, dummit

They dont break-up wit me, i do d break up

Op ignore the poster above me, hes prone to foolishness

Whats my concern

LadyBoss1:
Pls get my tea

Who

Sexycleopatra:
well, if u wana get to knw me, thr is a thread calld derailers paradise... I will be very open there....

lol...why should i want to know you

Op sorry cant comment,someone stole my pen

LadyBoss1:
Lovely write up I felt ur pain op

Guys over to you....
*Spreads mat*

*sits on mat with her* looks like someone is heartbroken