emmijes3:
lol badt guy!! Hope u dnt mind me askin why u guys broke up after 2yrs

she moved on after we grad...and i couldn't wait too so i had to bounce

youngberry001:
op if I tell u my story u go fit slap me mcheeeww

lets hear it

joeanointing:
OP did you get to date her?

Yes... After waiting for two hours? why won't i.
when she said yes..and i got hold of puzi... i ate it with revenge.. we dated for almost 2 years and it will take her husband like 10 Years to meet the number of times i removed her pant..
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Share your funniest, ridiculous and Craziest stuffs you have Done For Guys/Girls you Liked or loved.

1) During my OND days, i was asking a girl out for close to 6 months, one day she boarded a bus from oshodi going to ikorodu, i followed her and when the bus moved i could not drop bcus she was giving the best audience and response. my eyes opened when the conductor asked for money #150, i Paid for two and i was left with #20.
we dropped at Ikorodu garage and she said bye.
I live at Palm groove. i beg different bus conductors for like 2hours before one agreed to help me.

Whats yours

When ever they come with their regular lines "no sex before marriage" i tell them i will wait
When and after i make her love me die... i seduce her till we fvck
they end up been addicted to sex later sha.
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i like promising them i will wait when i know i want the puz.sy as soon as possible... you need to see them after the promise. some will even walk with nothing on, believing nothing can happen bcus i said so.

ode lo like..
My body na wood?

this is just coming now
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Kush barbie, she insisted i drop her number too
call her up..."i am not a prostitute but i can give tjem what they want" 08142582960

Elley she has a huge back But can be funny too..be careful She wants money but dont be stupid Festac base 2a4c25e3

From Oyo
she is very pretty,
if you love your gf
pls ignore
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.that's the last for today.
i will like to see your comments, experience and contacts you want to share

Titilayo seeing is believing.. No lies 298e1ac6 whatsapp = 0814 456 1217

Mary Oluwabunmi Kinda busy type but when she wants to chat..talkative Beautiful and not shy dont talk negative around her 530cee73

Jessica, young and cute Likes big boys with lot of Money to spend. If you cant spend.. ignore 5c317bd2

Florence not a much talkative but friendly Stays in Osun state. and visits Lagos often
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Hadiza cool lady Free spirit be gentle and she will be nice to you 563e0b56

Hello!
I have been on Nairaland for a while and i have come across different threads meant for dates and hook-ups, but the silence from our girls and the eagerness of the guys always derailed the thread.

We have more girls around the world than guys, a blessing from God to guys. but guys still find themselves chasing after the girls lustfully without positive gains.

So here is a thread with a new idea. i have met different girls and guys..
Girls that needs just friendship, dates and more
Guys that wants just friends, companion and more.

You all have met different kinds of girls and guys, but some of them wont date you for reasons best known to them, yet they spend hours on strangers bed and spend more money on strange girls
The Bad guys keep getting the girls
and the runs babe get the rich guys.

The secret is "connection"
lets share our experience and contacts of some of our friend that wont either date you or spend for you or ex.

BBM
Whatsapp
Facebook
Call Line

feel free to drop contacts of guy/girlfriend. You might be helping someone meet his/her partner.

I will sharing some contacts of girls and guys later in this thread.

NB: Please if you are not smart enough to convince her how you got her number (sweet story). just ignore.

NOTE: if you pick any number, be polite. not all the contacts are cheap girls.. and girls please delete any guy you don't like.

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Turkish Cup – Second stage
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GUINEA - NIGERIA >>>>>> 12
Niger - Tunisia >>>>>>>> 2H

Good news for party-goers, North Korean
scientists claim to have made a liquor that won't
cause hangovers...
"Koryo Liquor"
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The ginseng-based liquor, which is between 30
and 40 percent proof, uses burnt, boiled rice in
the brewing process, according to an article in the
state-controlled Pyongyang Times.

"Koryo Liquor, which is made of six-year-old
Kaesong Koryo insam (ginseng), known as being
highest in medicinal effect, and the scorched rice,
is highly appreciated by experts and lovers as it
is suave and causes no hangover," the article
states.

The potentially miraculous liquor was developed
at the Taedonggang Foodstuff Factory in
Pyongyang, the capital of North Korea.
This is not the first time the Communist State has
claimed to have made a significant scientific
breakthrough. Last year, the country said it had
developed cures for the Aids, Ebola and Sars
viruses.
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I trust my Naija guyz... they will abuse this drink till some get hangover..lol....
After 27bottles... nko... wetin go happen?