I was strolling back from school and i saw my neighbor
sitting down very close to the Hostel well looking at his phone.
Shaking his head, Crying and biting his finger.

So i asked him what the problem is..
He looked at me and said...
"Ha ha.... ha I don't even know how to say this,
So I calmed him down...don't worry brother talk
and wen he explained
All i could do was to sit with him and cry for him.
So he said...


As Exam is in 4 weeks so he decided to pay his school fees
He Felt too lazy (Demon) to go into the school (No lecture)
so he decided to pay via UBA mobile App

After completing the E-portal transaction
he received a message from MTN saying....

"THANK You valued customer
for subscribing for 3 years
660 Gigabytes plan for #70,000"
.....
Haaa! Aiye yi le o
this world is wicked
.....
Do you have any #70,000 you are not using
Can you borrow us.. we will return it

move just one match to fix the equation! What's your answer?

Mr Abel Ebifemowei, a.k.a Osuoo

The biggest fool of the century

1billion Naira as at 2004

I dey vex

Thank God Governor Dickson helped him

more pictures

Tynedria Meneweather shared these lovely photos
with her man on Facebook
While some slim and tall girls remain single and desperate.

Representing my Secondary school
C.M.S Grammar School. Bariga. Lagos
Uncontroversially the First and Best in Africa.
First Stanza
------------+-----
Lives are in the making here

Hearts are in the waking here

Mighty undertaking here,

UP! AND ON!

We are arming for the fight

Pressing on with all our might

Pluming wings for higher flight,

UP! AND ON!

Chorus:
Up boys! Truest fame

Lies in high endeavour

Play the game! (Soccer)

Keep the flame, (Fire)

Burning brightly ever (eeeeeeerrrrrrr)
.
UP SCHOOL..... UP BOYS
Nisi Dominus Frustra

Hey bro... Nice try... but really ask yourself this question... will you be happy... that's all.
f'uk'k her kidney its her heart you need....
But then Will ur kids be happy if they lose their mum too soon.. thats if she makes it through sha.
But if you are happy with her... then convince everyone to love her... dont leave anyone waiting for
*didnt i warn you before" cud that statement hurts more than hot knife.
good luck

I am not here to judge or criticise any administration, just stating the real fact as a citizen of Nigeria.

If you are to minimize your spending monthly and calculate your expenses thereafter, you will get something thus:
.
10 litres of fuel in your car and 5 litres for your generator at 145 Naira for 30 days is N65,250

Now add Nepa bill, food, school fees, house rent and other miscellaneous expenses excluded.

: Minimum wage N18,000.

And someone said he is fighting corruption when the good citizens needs to survive the hard times.
HOW??
The corruption that would soon invade this country is still doing press up in Afghanistan

What do you think Nigerians should do??

The Real truth is that... She is 30+ And she does not know wat the future holds, so she is playing safe by dating someone else in school... should you mess up, she will hav someone to fall back on.
.
Now my advice for you.
Get someone from that school (from ur side that she is not aware of) to monitor her movements for 2 weeks.. Bcus going down der might be dangerous.. u dont know what you will see.
Within that two weeks... u can also give her breathing space.
I hav a feeling she has something to hide.
Every evening
If she not cheating on you, and not working night shifts like the younger girls do (Olosho)
Then you need to get her Nokia 3310. batry no go die

OP a good advise
Go into the studio and do better than these guys
Win Headies and possibly Grammy
But if you cant do that
Just keep your mouth shut
You know there lyrics word for word
yet you say trash about them
I pity you... If all this guys aint good at what they do
So who are better ??
Its called ShowBiz.. if i decide to call myself a rapper,
must i sing like everyone else?
How will i sound different and make gud money??
Black magic and BOJ has der style.
if you want lecture... i will give you later.
Jayz, eminem, jarule, Wiz kalifa, wale, lil wayne, dmx, even almighty tupac
are called hip hop artist not necessarily rappers
According to you Drake should quit too
Since he is versatile.
Monkey.
I bet you cant drop 4 bars not to mention 16.

This is Good News to all Soccer lovers in Nigeria.
.
Since The Confederation of African Football (CAF) has
announced the withdrawal of Chad from the
ongoing qualifiers for the 2017 Africa Cup of
Nations (AFCON), scheduled for Gabon next
January.

The Nigeria team woefully lost to The Pharaohs at the Alexandria stadium few days ago

The Chadian Football Federation
has been fined 20,000 US Dollars and also
barred from participating in the next edition of
the AFCON in conformity with Article 59 of the
regulations of the Competition
.
After looking at current situation of Nigeria economy and the darkness Nigerians have suffered in the last few weeks........... Our sympathetic decision reached by the body
.
CAF has reinstated Nigeria chance of qualifying for
AFCON2017 in conformity with Article 397 of
the regulations of the competition
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April Fool
Wake up

KINGTELLER:


Oga no castigate the guy too much naa.. I know the guy too well wayback 2001... and I was suprise the day I met him in 2006, he still recognise me... He is very jovial in his way and always advice us to be serious in our studies and never to womanise... Ladies love to flock around him maybe thats why u have the orientation of him being a flirt

i want to hear his side of the story too.
So ask him here
https://mobile.facebook.com/osifala.olaseni?v=timeline

I know this man very well
.
He is known as MR Olasheni, sometimes referred to Okosheni, Obosheni, Ashewo boy and all sorts of bad names back then.

While i was growing up these kinds of men were bad boys role model.. he used to work/Co-owned a clinic.
Very intelligent in any science field but can sleep with Frog if allowed.

The Negative effects these men have on our generation still lingers in our memory.
I wont be surprised if he is servicing more than half of the female staffs and students... thats his area of specialization. Dont allow thus man teach you Biology (Reproduction) you will be honey... i swear.

I hope and pray his daughters come my way soon.

After Obansanjo created the monster economy:
Oil prices were $16 in 1999 at the start of his tenure and by October 2007, oil prices were $90/barrel.
(Ugly face with a devils heart).

His friends, the likes of Dangote and Otedola were handed
chunks of Nigeria in a privatization frenzy.
Transcorp was formed to further facilitate the
complete handing over of Nigeria’s assets to
private cronies of the PDP.

As Obasanjo failed
to secure his third term bid, he quickly
auctioned off Nigeria’s oil refineries to the
same cabal. (àgbàyà)

Maybe NSA Aliyu Gusau, is the founder of Boko Haram for hiding it away from the government when asked about the Nigerian Taliban. (God will judge you)

And came Umaru MusaYar’Adua who was in office from 29 May 2007 – 23 November 2009, not May 2010 as claimed.

> Nigerians will be grateful to NSA Gen. Sarki Mukhtar who brought Peace to Niger-Delta MEND and the Boko Haram terror mastermind, Mohammed Yusuf himself was caught and killed as ‘he attempted to escape.’ Over 700 Boko Haram terrorists were massacred in the operation of July 2009. Peace was returned to the region.

> In July, 2007, barely two months into office,
Yar’Adua overturned the sale of
Nigeria’s refineries to Dangote and co privatizations for as being corrupt. Yar’Adua was next going after
the Transcorp purchase of Abuja Nicon Hilton.

> Following the Kerosene subsidy scam President Yar’Adua on June 15, 2009 gave a
clear directive that NNPC should cease
subsidy claims on kerosene.

> The courts regained the freedom they lost during
his predecessor’s tenure, even his party
chieftain, Chief Olabode George was convicted
during Yar’adua’s adminitration (no corruption)

> He initiated the dredging of River Niger, a project that was abandoned for decades.

> He saved the country’s three refineries from being auctioned to businessmen, who could not establish
theirs.

> The nation’s comatose telecom giant,
NITEL was not auctioned at least during his
time.

> he released the N10 billion Lagos State local
government councils’ funds which Obasanjo
sat fat on despite court orders

> he saved the jobs of
over 160, 000 federal workers pencilled for
sack under various pretences

> Yar’adua went
ahead and reversed the increment of Value
Added Tax (VAT) from 10%to 5%

>Reduced the hike in fuel price from N75 to N65.

>All these and many were done in the short time (29 Months).

Was late Yar’Adua poisoned by his kitchen staffs who he inherited from the former president, Obasanjo??
This belief was grave enough that Yar’Adua
fired all the kitchen staff and replaced them.

NOTE: GEJ was the vice-president then (1+1)

It was too late, they already conspired to make his health conditions worse which they achieved.

Today we have a new President Muhammadu Buhari who promised "CHANGE" and after 10 months.... i ask this question Nigerians
.
"When will our saviour arrive ??"

It was March 6 198X, A special type of Pisces came into this world... i feel great to be alive..
Happy Birthday to me.
Only God is Worthy of praise
I love my mum, family, friends and Nairalanders.
Proud to a Nigerian breed.

This happened few hours ago...
While having a sound sleep, i got a phone call, my phone was far away from me... so i struggled to get up and i did... i picked my phone after the call had stopped.. i wanted to check who the caller was, then the phone ringed again...
.
Jeeesssuussss... i couldn't believ my eyes.. "Grandpa" the caller is my dead grandpa... he was buried more a year ago.. i was scared of answering the call ooo
What makes it very bad is.. i remember removing his simcard from his phone after the burial..
.
The caller has continued calling and i can't pick the call...
Nairalanders... see me see gobe o

old Roger is dead and gone to his grave hmm aahh Gone to his grave They planted a mango tree over his head hmm ahh over his head

Well this is possible my dear Nairalanders
The likes of Wizkid get endorsed by telecom and other big companies but these companies beg for an advert slot on Lindaikeji .
With every adverts, she gets millions in her account, get paid for news, get paid for traffic, get paid to kill news, and also get paid for s€s.. (i no talk am oo), some company owners pay her for sponsored posts.
Imagine how much it cost PDP to get GEJ campaign on her blog for days running into weeks. When Dasuki was doing father Christmas....

One day Nairaland go reach and when we do... abeg seun no forget me oo

balash:
Ban dey smell for your head Lmao

That will be discrimination na.... Everybody be mortal

I need a professional and qualified event planning intesive training.
I am not working yet so abeg abeg
Please i will like any Corporate/social event company that can give this training,
with a fee less than #40,000 (instalment) within Lagos.
your experience is crucial too.
If your company is on the same page with this post
Drop in your comment
Name of company:
Address:
Phone number:
Email:
.
Other reasonable views, ideas and opinions are allowed.

I paid a visit to ishilove on Saturday and i saw lalasticlala sitting and anxiously waiting for his turn.
.
Seun you need to do something fast.

You were cooking and so you sent your child to get you maggi from the next street... and 30 seconds later he comes back home like this .
Will you ask for the #1000 note first or Maggi

Chatting with a friend and he asked which adventure movies he can watch all day without been bored apart from "Spatacus" and the list started flashing into my head...
but i couldn't help but mention these great movies

1. TROY

2. 300

3. Gladiator

4. Apocalypto

5. Pirates of the Caribbean series

6. The Mummy series

7. The Odyssey

8. (Musa) The warrior

9. Blood Diamond

10. Add yours

You must have heard lots of stories about how
YabaTech’s Oluwabukola Charity Dazan of the
Department of Office Technology and
Management (OTM) died on Wednesday.
NewsroomNG had lengthy chats with student
friends who were with her in her last moments.
We also spoke with, and were with, many of the
students as they protested after Dazan’s tragic
passing. We’ve promised to not name our
sources.
Here’s their side of the story.
“This is due to absolute neglect on the part of
YabaTech authorities and Nigerian medical
workers outside the walls of this school,” one of
them said.
Oluwabukola Charity Dazan, 27, finished writing a
practical examination (Advanced Web Page
Design) around 2:00 p.m. on Tuesday when she
suddenly fell ill.
She went to the medical center to be attended
to when the thing got worse.
“They simply gave her paracetamol or something
and refused to let her into the sick ward where
there are beds she could sleep in,” the student
said.
“Dazan was not allowed past the clinic’s lobby. I
wasn’t surprised. That’s how they do here. They
are pathetic.
A noisy crowd of students gathers at YabaTech
Theatre Hall to listen to the school Rector Mrs.
Margaret Kudi Ladipo. We couldn’t make anything
of her speech. A student called it “medicine after
death.” Another tagged it “balderdash.”
“I’m very tired,” Dazan was complaining so her
friends decided to take her to the hostel (Akata
Hall) where she could rest on a “manageable”
bed. This was around 7:00 p.m on Tuesday.
“One hour later, she was complaining of having
pains in both hands so we rushed her back to
the medical center,” another student told
NewsroomNG.
“They just checked her and gave her some drugs
again. But did not admit her into the sick ward.
She was again restricted to the lobby. They said
there were no available beds inside the sick
ward.
“Around 10:00 p.m, the school medics discharged
her again but this time she could neither stand
nor walk. That was the time they could have
admitted her or referred her elsewhere but they
didn’t. They bundled her into their bus
(ambulance) and drove her to her hostel. It was
there some friends bathed her.
“Around 11:00 p.m., she started complaining
again…this time bitterly,” another student said.
“So we returned her to the medical center. The
medics, this time, referred her to the Federal
Medical Center (FMC) in Ebute-Metta.
“They drove her there in their bus with a letter
from the chief doctor at Yabatech medical
center.
Angry YabaTech students wrecked the medical
center, and this bus…and filmed themselves in the
act.

“FMC officials told us they won’t attend to
Dazan until N35,000 admission fee and some
other registration fee are paid. Everything
totalled approximately N43,000.
“We pleaded with FMC to begin treating Dazan
as we would go out in search of the money. But
FMC refused and told us to take Dazan’s weak
body along on our fundraising hustle. I was
particularly shocked by their statement and body
language. They didn’t act like they had children
or were human for that matter.
“So we drove Dazan back to YabaTech to raise
the money. The chief doctor at YabaTech gave
us N10,000. Dazan’s fellowship (YabaTech
Celestial Fellowship) raised N25,000. Dazan’s
roommates raised N3,000.
“With N38,000 raised, we drove Dazan back to
FMC. A nurse from our medical center was with
us.

“On returning to FMC, we were instructed to
follow due process in paying the fees. FMC said
treatment would not commence until we
presented the receipts.
“At this point, Dazan started saying albeit faintly
‘I’m dying, please help me. I’m dying. I’m dying.
Help me’.”
“‘Shut up and keep quite my friend’, a doctor shut
her down.
“We split ourselves into two groups. Some went
to pay the admission fee. The other group went
to pay for drip and blood. Our nurse was with
FMC staff and Dazan.
Dazan was the only jewel her parents had. Her dad
suffered stroke two years ago and her mom is
reportedly ill.

“Before we returned, FMC had taken Dazan into
the ward and ran some tests on her. That’s what
they told us when we returned to present the
receipts. It was around 2:00 a.m. on Wednesday
now. We were told the test result was
‘paperwhite’.
“They said they couldn’t locate Dazan’s veins. So
there was no way they could pass any water or
blood into her bloodstream. In fact, they said she
had no single drop of blood left in her body. We
were wondering what this could mean.
“When the medics at FMC returned to Dazan’s
bed, they found her dead. That’s how this evil
system took our friend away. Just like that. They
said only the N600 money for card would be
refunded. The rest wasn’t refundable.
“FMC also refused to issue Dazan’s death
certificate because she didn’t stay up to 24
hours at the facility,” another student said.
“Dazan’s dead body was driven back to
YabaTech medical center some minutes after
2:00 a.m.

“However, YabaTech medics left her corpse in
the bus and failed to wash or dress her. She had
defecated on herself in her last moments. They
left her there, in her mess, till daybreak.
“It was around 8:00 a.m. when one of us who
didn’t follow us to FMC went looking for Dazan.
She thought her classmate was still alive.”
We spoke with that particular classmate and
here’s what she told us:
Arrest us if you can: YabaTech students wait
behind after authorities caught them vandalising
medical facility.

I didn’t know she had died. I went to the
medical center and searched the sick ward
but couldn’t find Dazan on any of the beds.
I didn’t know what to think. The medical
center’s bus was parked inside the
premises. On my way out, I noticed there
were flies in and around the ambulance.
There were lots of flies. That was when it
hit me. I moved closer to the bus and took
a look. Dazan was there, dead. She was
smelling. She was swollen. The nurses
didn’t take care of the body. When the
security officers knew what I had
discovered, they rushed towards me and
dragged me away. I was shocked.
Dazan (January 9, 1989 – February 10, 2016)
was the only child her parent had left, we were
told. Her parents live in Oko Afon, Badagry in
Lagos State. They are originally from Cotonou in
Benin Republic.

Dazan was immediate past sisters coordinator of
her campus fellowship.
Since Dazan’s father suffered stroke two years
ago, she’s had to fend for herself. Her mother is
also not feeling well, NewsroomNG gathered.
Dazan: Rest In Peace. Charity’s bi-lingual
classmates say this simple tribute will rest on the
lecture hall’s door for a long time.

“She struggled for the past two years to pay her
school fees and get ends meet…on her own,” one
of her close friends told NewsroomNG.
“Dazan is just two weeks from graduating from
this school and this tragedy took her from us.
“This is sad,” the friend said.
Dazan was, on Wednesday, buried at Atan
Cemetery near the University of Lagos. Her burial
was well attended by YabaTech students many
of whom barricaded University Road.
NewsroomNG gathered that armed police officers
and soldiers were on ground to maintain law and
order during the burial.
We’re not sure Dazan’s sick parents made it to
the burial. But an uncle was around, we heard. It
was the uncle who insisted her body be cleaned
up. YabaTech nurses had attempted wrapping
her up in her mess, with the clothe she was
wearing still on her body.
While Dazan was being buried, angry students
locked down the school and staged
demonstrations at YabaTech’s back gate, main
gate, administrative block and the medical
center.
They later vandalised the medical center and set
fire to it. But officials put out the fire on time.
The students said the medical center should be
tagged “YabaTech Paracetamol Medical Center.”
“Whatever you say is wrong with you, all they do
is give you paracetamol,” an angry student told
NewsroomNG.

“Yet we pay over N3,000 for medicals every
session…45,000 of us. Do the math. Yet, this
thing they call medical center is nothing but a
mess.

Now this Nurses, Doctors and other medical vampires will wake up on sunday, and go to church... Some people wicked pass devil, forgotten they also have children too... a plague unto you houses.
RIP.... girl #intears

GREECE: Football League Lamia - AEL Larissa >>>>>> U.1.5 HT/ 2HT

Amberon:
Ephesians 5 :
31 "For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife , and the two shall become one flesh."

take note of the bolded.

Titus 1: 6 if a man is blameless , the husband of one wife , having faithful children not accused of dissipation or insubordination.

I'm adding more verses.

All this things are just moral belief and not biblical
Look at most of the people that speak for/against polygamy end up having more than one wife
From France to Denmark, from Belgium to Holland,
polygamy is likely to be the main thing.
The famous Joseph Smith had 33 wives, but still criticized polygamy... shhuuur
Brigham Young who had 55 wives, who bore him 57 children. didnt deny.. whats the difference??

Check your Bible The only men who become Gods favourite, even the Sons of God, are those who enter into polygamy.
Research has shown the alarming rate of polygamy practised in US and Canada, Africans are just too blind to see this.
Some churches like the Truth Bearers by Mark Henkel etc keep the tradition alive.

where in the Bible was Polygamy not permitted

Feel free to drop your comment and criticism but make sure you read [Exodus 21:10] very well before you write

GIDEON:
“And Gideon had threescore and ten sons of his body begotten: for he had many wives” (Judges 8:30)

SAMUEL:
Elkanah, a Levite, the father of the prophet Samuel, had two wives, Hannah and Peninnah, and Elkanah was not a rich man... doohr.. He came from a Polygamous family.

Now the Legend
King Solomon:
The wisest man in the world in all history, whom God used to write the book of Proverbs, the book of Ecclesiastes, and the Song of Solomon, “had
seven hundred wives, princesses, and three
hundred concubines” (I Kings 4:29-34, 10:23, 11:3).
.
Take Note of The Laws
(Matthew 5:17-18, Luke 16:17), never ever cited or
mentioned a ban against polygamy.
Even (Deuteronomy 21:15-17) approved it.
(Deuteronomy 25:5-6) speaks of it
This (Deuteronomy 25:7-10) claims tradition and custom
i challenge you to read (Mark 12:19-25).
Every one that goes against (Mark 10:11-12) is a sinner not Polygamy.

It is very common today—divorce and
remarriage, divorce and remarriage, putting the wife
away and tearing the children’s lives to pieces
between mom and dad. The Almighty God stated,
“For the Lord, the God of Israel, saith that he hateth putting away [divorce]” (Malachi 2:16).
The practice of divorce is itself evidence of the growth of monogamy, for divorce is much less common in a
polygamous society.

The most common Matthew 19:9
forbade divorce, not polygamy.

The Bible said seek the truth and........

Everything you will read here is according to the Bible, so try to be real.

The Bible said thus:
And Jesus said that He didn’t come to
destroy the law but to enforce the law ((which includes polygamy)) (Matthew 5:17)
First Moses:
Moses whom God surely used to deliver Israel from Pharaoh, was the husband of at least three wives.
(Exodus 2:21), (Numbers 12:1), (Judges 4:11). these were the ones recorded.
.
Abraham:
He was married to Sarah, Hagar, and Keturah; and Abraham also had many concubines who bore him
many sons (Genesis 11:29, 16:3, 25:1, (I Chronicles 1:32). (Genesis 25:6)
.
Why you dey vex? na me write Bible

Jacob:
who begat the fathers of the twelve tribes
of Israel with two wives, Leah and Rachel, and two
concubines, Bilhah and Zilpah (Genesis 29:23-30,
30:4-9, 32:22).

David:
Obviously had many wives (II
Samuel 3:2-5, 5:13). God selectively grants multiple
wives to those who have a true, mighty call from God,
The sweetest part was when Nathan came with a message after he poke Bathsheba Uriahs wife.
The real message:
I anointed you king
over my people Israel and I
delivered you out of the
hands of Saul, AND I GAVE
YOU YOUR MASTER’S
DAUGHTERS AND YOUR
MASTER’S WIVES INTO YOUR
BOSOM, AND I ALSO GAVE
YOU THE DAUGHTERS OF
ISRAEL AND OF JUDAH; AND
IF THEY WERE TOO FEW
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD
ME, AND I WOULD HAVE
ADDED TO YOU TWICE THAT
MANY” (II Samuel 12:7-