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Good day my fellow Nairalanders, its been awhile.
Straight to why i am here today.

There has been a trending scam going round the country under the pretence of helping workers alleviate poverty.
Okay...
Let me break it down.

The name of the company is ASSETS FUND LIMITED.

Assets Fund Ltd is NOT an assets loan acquisition firm. And its funny this fake firm is registered with the Corporate Affairs Commissio (CAC)

*How it Works*
Some group of people will show up at your place of work, well dressed and will sound too accurate and confident requesting to share the good news with your staffs.
He will give you the already designed website for more information
www.assetsfund.com.ng

You will rush to the website and find the offers very enticing..
Note: this people have done a very hard research and have enough facts to make you believe this is so real is a well and so....
This group will address you (staffs) stating
1) Aliko Dangote is one of the sponsors of the loan scheme.
2) You are entitled to a loan of up to 4million naira
3) it is a one time thing in 36 years
4) Zero percent (0%) interest rate
5) The federal govt of Nigeria is aware of the loan scheme
6) Due to some past experience, the process has changed and only a few of you will get access to it
7) and so many sweet stories

Alot of product brands will be mentioned
From top car manufacturers around the world to the least electronic manufacturers.

The actual story goes like this
"Dangote is the richest black man in the second poorest economy, which naturally is not sensible, hence the likes of Kenwood, Toyota, and likes have refused to adopt him into their circle, and has been given a task to eradicate poverty rate in his own little way, so the need for such loan scheme came to life"

You can believe that if you wish to but that is total nonsense.

After hours of listening to thier fake stories, you be either required to pay a token to get a form that will qualify you for the loan or it will be given free but you will be required to get at least a product instantly to qualify you for the bigger loan.
He will show you thier catelogs and tell you to check thier website for more details.
A well registered and legitimate scam firm with a working website.

The 6 main Guys behind this scam are
Adetunji Oloruntoba
Kelvin Aderibigbe
Eloka Vincent Doka
Ahmed Tijani Bello
Jubril Usman Dantijo
Bulus Dangana

Lets move on...
The offer will come with mouth watering offers
Like all the products will come with half the price and it will be brand new, Vehicles, Bulding materials, Electronic & Home accessories and Cash loans, you will use any of the product for one month before you start making payment (installment) you have 72 months to pay and it will not be deducted from your salary, it will be at your time and pace.. No interest and no monitoring, no collateral... Nice abi..
You will be swept off your feet with ridiculous offers

Imagine the total cost of fixing a borehole in your home will cost #180,000 it will include:
The cost of digging the well
The cost of submassible machine
The cost of GP Tank
The cost of workmanship
Everything is #180,000
Wont you like such offer too

I checked one of thier international address
8901 Marmora road
Glaslow, D04 89GR

And it has more than 10 companies attached it and all were scam, yeah all the companies are lies...
Thier Nigeria address
103-105 Lekki Epe Expressway
Lagos. Nigeria
Total scam/fake

This fake firm has alot of cunning ways of making you give out your own hard money in anticipation of getting a help disguised as poverty alleviation scheme.

I will try to upload one of the forms that will be given to you after you agree to join the scheme.


Be careful, as this people always come well prepared and will sound too good to be true.
Alot of people have fallen for thier tricks in the past.. After buying any product or paying for the form or any of thier lies.. Thats the end.. You will not see them again..

Get them arrested if you can...

What will happen?
APC at war

Talk2tobo:
Pls my fellow brothers and sisters any info about this job.. Have guys started working ... ?

Wey some don dey collect salary sef...
Didnt i tell you from the start...
Na still man know man tinx

ooops...

Few complains here and der so Be like say d Whatsapp admin dey select who to add but... its fine Based on logistics And Based on 1 or 2 It is wat it is We go'n get the gist either way. So you can keep ur Whatsapp group. No beefs And when the real ones get the original letter in March the group becomes useless...

Why everyone mute naa All of una don finish una documentation una no talk again ooo. . Who dey
Lets know whatsup if you have any additional info
When will the *Original Letter* be given out

The Best advice.
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If you dont do it
someone else will eventually do it
so why punish ur self wen u want it.
Let her feel you but With protection.
Dont let anyone scare you.
If you like marry a Reverend sister
if she is destined to cheat..she will.
but in this case.. u are helping a family safe their marriage.


All she need is sex.. and u get ur benefits from her.
opportunity comes in different ways.
Be a man. Bachelorhood is an advantage.
Help a sister in need.
her husband is also helping someone else where he is.
2years u said bro.


think. before she sees anoda option and start ignoring you

But if you are so sure you wont do it.
please inbox me her facebook id
Let a brother help her

beautydutch:
is this a Joke or what

No joke 120% real

A POLICEMAN BEATS SON TO DEATH ....
Sadly after celebrations of New year 2018
Evil befall a family. Where a father ( name withheld ) at ijagemo (Ijegun) area of ikotun ,Lagos state has been alleged to have killed his own biological son.
The son 19 year Old Ibukun by name was been said to have gained admission into a tertiary institution and is to resume on Monday 8th January 2018 before he net his untimely death.

He was sent on an errand with the amount of two thousand naira ( #2,000) which he misplaced... The father who was extremely annoyed with his son when he heard the money has been misplaced beat him to death, despite the plea from the boys mother and neighbors.
After hours of Massive beating
the boy collapsed. He was later attended to by a local nurse who referred him to an hospital for emergency.
When taken to to the nearest clinic, he was confirmed dead before getting to the clinic.
The wicked father buried the boy himself.
At the end , the money has been said to have been found...
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The Nigerian Police Force has taken him away for interrogation after a distress call was made by anonymous caller.
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The Big Question is
What happens next?
A policeman arrested by a policeman in Nigeria.
Anything can happen.

#JusticeforIBK

Hello, We are here too

Hello, If you have any event or occasion where u need *video* and *photo* coverage .. pls let me know..

LadiIshola:

Oga scammer, there's nothing hard about those questions. And for the potential scammees.. ...i pity you in advance. Just avoid this man like a plague.

Mr know all...
Fools like you are everywhere
did i ask for anything from the message.
or do i look hungry and desperate to you.
Am sure u are one of those who hav sent me message and got the question.

If you cant think at least ask your family to get you a toy to play with instead of showing stupidity and disgracing your family.
Thank you.

Xxxx

i do quality videography, Editing and photography

Hello

THE MAD COUPLE IN MY VILLAGE
A Story Written By Ayodele Adeoye
Samade was a graduate of applied physics from Nigerian university, Nsukka before he ran mad. Samade was a fan of every villager for his abilities and talents. Abilities and talents madness could not snatch away from him. His dancing steps and melodious voice cannot be ignored by passersby. He sings and dances without musical instruments yet those who listened and watched him wished he was not mad for the ecstasy he gave to them.
His love life and marriage to Cynthia, another mad woman in the village was an envy of many couples. Samade and Cynthia had lived together in a self built self-contained under the popular bridge at Orile junction for 22 years. There were several times the villagers saw them quarreling but no one knew how they settled their differences. Unfortunately Samade and Cynthia do not speak the same language. While Samade was from my village, Cynthia was from the Eastern part of the country. They lived together for 22 years without a long separation.
How they consented to live as couple and had 3 children is a riddle no one is yet to solve. They lived under same roof in quote, they had no source of income other than begging, they have no common sense, lacked counselors, never attended marriage classes, yet they lived together for 22years uninterrupted.
Samade and Cynthia were the Romeo and Juliet of their world, a perfect match to a fault. Mad but proud of each other and their union. They were seen severally kissing, hugging, caressing and sharing romantic moments together in the village. They shared all things in common, they bathed together, played together, ate together, entertained their guests together, fought together, smiled together etc. Samade and Cynthia were an epitome of uncoordinated romantic folks. If they were not mad, they would have won the best couple of the year's award.
The lesson in Samade and Cynthia's romantic story is this; "If the insane can sustain a romantic relationship, the sane should be able to do better". Unfortunately, most sane couples with common sense cannot stay together as husband and wife for 10 years without divorce or separation. Yet they have access to the good things of life. They have good shelter, good food, sound education, spiritual helps, finance etc.
The story of this mad couple inspired me when growing up in the village as a young boy. With this I made a covenant with my maker that I will have an enviable marriage. I told myself when I was 17 that "if a mad man can do it, I can do it better because I am at better advantage".
Unfortunately, Samade died on 24th July 20... and Cynthia died too on 3rd September of the same year of depression and loneliness. Their children were adopted by 3 different families whose lives were inspired by the romantic life of the mad couple.
They were mad together
They lived together
They died together
If the mad couple can do it, I can do it better

Its no longer news, The entertainment industry has grown beyond mediocrity and fallacy.

Musical video is now a great medium to reach out to large audience
and that's why we praise musicians/artist with good concept and video content.


Achieving a high Standard musical video level requires a lot of brain work and professionalism.

Video Directors get paid Millions for a 4 minutes Video.

Example:
Clearance Peters = minimum of 5Million naira
Moa Musa = 3Million and above
Adasa Cookey = 2Million nothing less
Unlimited LA = 2Million will set his camera rolling
Kemi Adetiba, Matt Max and the likes.


and this is why most underground, Up and coming musicians better than the regular guys are not visible.


YES It is true, with a musical content you will get larger audience than audio because it spread faster

How many times do you tune in your radio station compared to the number of times you spend in front of the TV.

Beat other local musicians with a professional music video. Standout with a sense of professionalism; increase your audience, increase your awareness, that's what will bring paid gigs.

*Englishman Productions* will provide high standard musical video with great content with financial consideration.
(LAGOS)

Don't just follow your dream, Chase them.

with600,000 to 800,000 Naira
you can get the best (depending on content and concept)

100% Quality to compete with any music video around the world.

With such quality video you can polish your portfolio of work to bring bigger, higher paying performance opportunity.


Don't make excuses for why you can't get it done. Focus on all the reasons why you must make it happen.

Its no longer news, The entertainment industry has grown beyond mediocrity and fallacy.

Musical video is now a great medium to reach out to large audience
and that's why we praise musicians/artist with good concept and video content.


Achieving a high Standard musical video level requires a lot of brain work and professionalism.

Video Directors get paid Millions for a 4 minutes Video.

Example:
Clearance Peters = minimum of 5Million naira
Moa Musa = 3Million and above
Adasa Cookey = 2Million nothing less
Unlimited LA = 2Million will set his camera rolling
Kemi Adetiba, Matt Max and the likes.


and this is why most underground, Up and coming musicians better than the regular guys are not visible.


YES It is true, with a musical content you will get larger audience than audio because it spread faster

How many times do you tune in your radio station compared to the number of times you spend in front of the TV.

Beat other local musicians with a professional music video. Standout with a sense of professionalism; increase your audience, increase your awareness, that's what will bring paid gigs.

*Englishman Productions* will provide high standard musical video with great content with financial consideration.
(LAGOS)

Don't just follow your dream, Chase them.

with600,000 to 800,000 Naira
you can get the best (depending on content and concept)

100% Quality to compete with any music video around the world.

With such quality video you can polish your portfolio of work to bring bigger, higher paying performance opportunity.


Don't make excuses for why you can't get it done. Focus on all the reasons why you must make it happen.

Orobo2Lekpa:

Does it have a picture or we have to guess what it looks like

Network issue Will upload the pictures in few minutes

I have a well structured Bungalow


* 2bedroom Flat
with a

* one room self contain


*With enough space for car park

* that has Extension for shops


Located in Abaranje Ikotun

10-15 minutes drive to Iyana Ipaya (2 different axis)


25 minutes drive to Isolo/Oshodi

Reason for sale

The Owner children wants her to retire in Uk next month Before October

God bless everyone of us too

A very clean Toyota car just arrived.. not driven yet.. no mechanical fault. road worthy, fuel economical.
In a perfect condition.. a just pick and drive car
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Price #1.5
Negotiable
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Location: Lagos

A man, Mr Adedoja once told his friend to buy a plot of land for N450,000
The friend said he cant buy such because its too cheap and the area is not yet developed.
The man bought 2 plots of land with faith


5 years later Mr Adedoja sold one of his land for N3Million,
And built a 4 bedroom flat on the other plot of land.


He invited his friend for his house warming and the old friend was ashamed for losing the chance then.

Grab this Golden opportunity now
The best investment,
own a Plot of Land in Eredo Epe Lagos for as low as N400,000 (Negotiable), already tared road, No omo onile disputes
Meet the owner in person
Every documentation without stress


Thanks to Lagos State Governor
Akinwunmi Ambode
The New Epe has a bright future and fast rising environment.
Do not wait till a land cost millions, you can also be a landlord.
Contact: Mr. Ade o7o8-51o-1152
For more info
or email directly

Am sure you will like them...

Which club has


* 19 consecutive seasons in the UCL

* 7 consecutive UCL Round of 16 elimination

* Over a decade without a league title


Finally on Uefa Europa League ride


Which club is this

Okay

The famously known webmaster and a business man
Is in his house relaxing and you are here looking for what you didnt misplace
Wetin concern you if he wan marry?
You wan cum do atenu and owo epo abi
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sorry try again
i catch una
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APRIL FOOL

Gbam!!!!

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FAREWELL ANGEL!

CSP Funke Olubajo died at the age of 44

A dedicated woman
Advocate for Woman empowerment
Fighting for justice
May your gentle soul rest in peace.

Amen

i Love my country called Nigeria

A country where we have more churches and mosques than Hospitals
A country where the rich is above the law
A country where 90% Private universities are owned by Religious institutions
(tuition fee not for the masses)

A country where you get to see Religious leaders buy exotic properties and members owe house rents
A country where Fundamental human rights are limited
A country full of Natural resources, yet the citizens die of hunger
A country where every old woman is called a witch

Oh My country Nigeria... what a great Nation

where an average girl is a prostitute and a boy depends on bet and internet fraud to make ends meet
A country where you work without pay, and you hav to die waiting for your pensions
A country where graduates spend years in search of Jobs
A country where Ritual killings is are made for the rich by the poor
A country where 3rd class graduates ride in luxuries and private jet for doing nothing
while first class graduates work tirelessly from 8-5 for peanuts

I love my country Nigeria... Supposed giant of Africa

The only country that disobeyed God when he "let there be light"
A country where suicide is the trending News
A country that can not defend its citizens in times of need

A country where we call the foreigners expatriates and we are referred to as Slaves in their land
A country that as no charity that can begin from home
A country with utmost disloyalty and conspiracy

I know you love Nigeria too
God Bless Nigeria

Say Amen.......
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By Bowale