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ammyluv2002:

Hehehe... As in na trouble u bin wan come find so o!

ammyluv2002:
We use 'Secondary school' in Nigeria.....Let's stop borrowing everything from the Whites

It's still the same thing.. So long U understand what I mean.

Well, since it is french it can be dismissed. No?


Davido revealed that his french teacher in told him that he was the most unlikely to succeed. He took to his instagram page to say "jokes on her" with a picture of his two cars behind him.

He captioned the picture "my french teacher in high school told me I was the most unlikely to succeed, jokes on her"


#ynaija

profjustine458:
The In-coming INEC chairman is Prof Nazim Olufemi Mimiko

A yoruba man? Better! Mek hausa rest small jhor

Abeg I d new here... Mek person tell me d meaning of "OP"

Lol.. U forgot to add the securities by the door. Abi them no be people?

Guys una own don be o!

U will never leave the same way U came

lesucreZA:
Na Carolite she dey use.......oooooo

U jst d jealous am. That's all

Is that all? U guys did not bleep?
She's cute tho

ggrin:
Is it because we(yoruba girls) look better than girls, have better bodies? We also have prettier hair unlike girls with thin hair.

Are u kidding me? Youruba girls look better?

Slip of tongue I guess.

Mehn I love timi so much.. Very simple guy. He's going to be the next legend after 2face...

Mercy johnson is not beautiful... She's just sexy. Una no d even sabi how to differentiate person were d pretty, beautiful or sexy

aadanna24:
Nollywood bad boy Jim Iyke who was described Nollywood movies as "boring" has made a come back to the movie scene.

The actor was pictured on a movie set.Guess what?He slept on duty.

Source: http:///bbie

So na y u blow dat kind bad english? Abeg bfor u start to d talk tins for maut, correct ur english......


No offense.

DocAdray:
Am searching for a virgin, somebody help me please!...

DocAdray am a virgin o!

5 SAFETY CARS IN 2015

Safety is no longer a back-burner priority for new-car shoppers. Across most types of vehicle shoppers, it’s one of the top concerns. Many families, as we recommend, start their shop­ping process by weeding out potential vehicles that simply don’t make the cut in occupant safety.
However, in 2015 that’s less straightforward than it’s been in the past. There are so many five-star government safety rat­ings; so many well-stocked safe­ty feature lists, and so many top safety picks from the Federal Road Safety Commission that it’s hard to filter out those that are the best from those that are merely better than average.
 
1) 2015 Subaru Legacy
“The Legacy has pegged the Top Safety Pick+ meter, and it’s a perfect five-star performer.”
The 2015 Subaru Legacy achieves top-notch results in ev­ery single category. What makes it stand out, even above other models that achieve the same, is that it’s also one of the few models to manage the ‘Superior’ front crash prevention rating when equipped with the option­al EyeSight system. Even better, we think, is that you don’t have to go for the most expensive model in the line-up to get that potential life-saver; it’s available on the affordable premium mod­els, where you can add it and get a sedan with things like Blind Spot Detection, Rear Cross Traf­fic Alert, lane-departure alert, adaptive cruise control, and a system that can brake you to a stop short of an imminent col­lision in some cases, or lessen the severity of one by reducing speeds.
 
2) 2015 Volvo S60
“The 2015 Volvo S60 has strong crash-test scores and an impres­sive array of electronic safety systems.”
Going by test results and crash-test ratings, the 2015 Volvo S60 could be the safest car on the market. It’s the paragon of safe­ty if you place a lot of emphasis on crash-test results, with a per­fect flush of five-star ratings in every single area. And there’s a lot of active safety on offer, if you’re willing to check a few option boxes. It’s also for years been one of the top performers, with some of the lowest rates of injury related insurance losses among luxury sedans.
 
3) 2015 Hyundai Genesis
“With respect to active-safety features, the 2015 Hyundai Gen­esis has now caught up to the best from Germany, Japan, or Detroit.”
The Genesis serves as the flagship luxury model for Hyun­dai’s range of vehicles, but it de­serves to make shoppers’ short­lists as much for safety as for features and creature comforts, The Automatic Emergency Braking system that’s available in the Genesis, as part of the Technology Package, is one of the few active-safety systems to be rated as ‘Superior’ in testing. Furthermore, the fully optioned Genesis has a critical mass of active-safety items (what Hyundai calls the Sensory Sur­round Safety System), including things like Blind Spot Detection (BSD), Rear Cross-Traffic Alert (RCTA), and Lane Change Assist (LCA)—as well as Lane Keep As­sist (LKA), which will actually make mild steering corrections to help keep you in your lane if attention lapses.
 
4) 2015 Mazda CX-5
“The CX-5 is a safety superstar, with excellent crash-test ratings and an advanced forward-colli­sion warning system.”
Going by crash-test results, the 2015 Mazda CX-5 is the top performer in its class, with five stars in all the federal crash categories, as well as top ‘good’ results in every single catego­ry—and the ‘Advanced’ rating for front crash prevention when equipped with the optional Smart City Brake Support, which will brake you automati­cally for hazards at speeds rang­ing from 4 to 19 mph.
To get that feature, you do need to step-up to the top-of-the-line Grand Touring model and its Technology Package.
 
5) 2015 Mercedes-Benz M-Class
“The 2015 M-Class has some standout active-safety features, as well as top-tier crash-test rat­ings.”
Mercedes-Benz has, for de­cades, made some of the ve­hicles with the lowest rates of fatality and injury.
Relatively few of its current models have been rated by both U.S. agencies—which keeps more of them from being given a perfect ‘10’ in safety—but the M-Class stands as an exception. It’s earned top ratings in both crash-test protocols, and its set of active-safety items is one of the best in its class. Collision Prevention Assist is a stan­dard feature on the M-Class, as is Attention Assist, which can warn you if it thinks you’re too drowsy. Add the optional Pre- Safe Brake feature that’s part of the Driver Assistance Package, and you add even more accident-prevention odds improvement. With it, the M-Class earns a ‘Su­perior’ rating.
By the way, there’s change in store for this model line, but it shouldn’t be to the detriment of safety. Look for the upcom­ing 2016 Mercedes-Benz GLE-Class to continue the M-Class form factor (and its underpin­nings), albeit with new badging, a refreshed cabin and other en­hancements.

true talk bro... i myself is still a virgin

Francon:
Congratulations

He has heard you

una no go see them at this time o!... them de help their oga find him certificate.... lol

Mr Doyin Okupe Senior Special Assistant to the President on Public Affairs on Monday 26th of January, 2015 during his interview on silverbird TV at a programme "Nigeria Decides" made a bold statement where he said " i will offer N1million to any Nigerian that will list 10 achievements of General Buhari in or out of office"

Infact he said since he made the call, not even one Nigerian has been able to
win the money, so i am bringing this to all APC/GMB supporters, please can we put together 10 achievements and win the cash, when we do, bring my share o...... Lwkmd

To contact Mr Doyin Okupe, you can reach him on twitter @doyinokupe and on facebook

Lol

harrysterol:

bigger number
5. Sex chat: many guys today are so fond of this nonsense, guys please grow up! Even if u must sex chat with her, pls knw her first & make sure u two are into each other, stop being in a haste! Besides self what the fun in sex chat? You wan stain your boxers abi? Pity your boxers if you no pity yourself abeg

U shouldn't attribute this to guys alone.... Most of the tyms, the girls I meet online usually start the sex chat and the dirty talks Then I join.

Former Nigerian International goalkeeper, Wilfred Agbonavbare has reportedly lost his battle with cancer. The ex-Rayo Vallecano goalkeeper who had been receiving treatment at a Spanish hospital was said to have died yesterday January 26th.

Agbonavbare, who was a member of Nigeria’s U-21 Mexico 1983 Flying Eagles, lost his wife three years ago to breast cancer. May his soul rest in peace, Amen.

Is this the change we want?