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Where is my cup of coffee I want to drink my coffee

Lezzlie:
Makoko is doing better than Khayelitsha and Soweto. Remember that giant rats ate two human babies in Soweto and khayelitsha recently. You don't want to tarry on that route.

You're suffering from dementia and dyslexia. You're irredeemably _stupid. Last time, I check the records, English was an official language in South Africa, your lack of basic sentence construction is a depiction of your slumming heritage.

Ode, amakwerekeere.

Kwerekwere, go and sleep again , I told you; something isn't right with your head, we have 11 official language in SA, here am talking about me, I don't like your favorite subject, am trying to pass message kwerekwere with english, isn't a big deal in my life cranny, believe me now you want to compare your makoko with soweto and khayelisha remember Dstv shows us every thing about africa, this forum also update us about everything I like this forum, if I want to relax am here, laughing to the comments like yours I like it when you try to feel important

Lezzlie:
You're epileptic, demented, Buffon who can't even compose himself to write properly. What's the gibberish you're churning up there.

Your country is a 50 million population peopled by illiterate, frightened and redundant blacks who won't work but have a sense of false entitlement and want to be spoon-fed by ANC.

7% white population who are confused and uncertain about BEE and massive corruption. They are flying out in droves investing in Nigeria.

You country is bedevilled by 25% unemployment
High inflation.
HIV
Murder
Rape
And incompetency. Black south Africans have proved they can't run a country.



And what's the GDP divivde by population nonsense you talk about? Another drooling, geopolitical illiterate has emerged from Soweto again.

Tell that crap to China. Fool.

When we talk of a country's international muscle, global clout, market force and diplomatic projection, we talk about row GDP. That's what China and America has in abundance. _illiterate zombie you are.

If you want to talk about GDP per capital , then go inside your room and discuss it behind close doors or vote Zuma out. That's domestic politics.


Ignoramus

Madam lilets , let me agree with you, You are correct. You are rich, am poor( I don't want to talk about your country, I respect good nigerians). But remember to consult your doctor before more damage happen to your brain , am definitely sure you use your useless english to feel important to others Makoko cranny, wake up, you are nothing , am Sacn not british, If you are worried about my english, you must kill yourself , My people speaks good english than your rubbish, I don't prefare english, that is why I don't care about your favorite subject Go and sleep again makoko cranny

@ "Madam lilets/Leslie", Don't forget that Dstv, is also informing us about africa, we know everything about africa , believe me Madam "lilets" . When you call something the best, , I love africa "lilets", because is my continent, and I love africans because am african. But you are lying, you aren't the best like you said , ( I don't want to talk about your country). I respect good nigerians, from this forum, but stop lying

Lezzlie:
What utter nonsense. We bleeped you outta the no1 position in Africa in April 2014. So stay down, you lousy _cuñt.

I said South Africa is the world's most unequal country. What's so hard to understand, Muppet?
I'm simply saying south Africa is the captain of a drowning ship

Your education is a waste. Look for any of your teachers and give him a knock on the head; they failed you.

Nigeria's democracy is roughly 4 years to 6 years older than South Africa's. Fool. How would you know when your fathers where being thought Africa's history by the Dutch. _ idiot.


South Africa represents the past.
Nigeria is the future of Africa. Stay down, zulu-newt.

Wake me up tomorrow for more lashes on your slaving back.

English teacher you are full of sh*t , actually you talk rubbish, something isn't right in your, My advice to you is to consult your doctor before your brain is permanently damage . Mdu and I knows africa, we don't need your useless explanations . Africa is coming to SA, and is telling us its own problems. What we see here at home and hear from our african brothers and sisters each and every day is different to what you are saying here. It is very sad to see a lot of people from the continent struggling like that, including your people. To be number one in the continent mean nothing as long your people are still suffering. Remember your population is 3 times of SA, if you can divide your GDP by 3, to equate it with SA population, you will understand why SA is the best. The problem here is; Your problems is coming to us , let me conclude this long story by saying; if you can talk rubbish again with your useless english, I will fix your cr*zy head by myself

BlaqCoffee109:

Next time I will drink your coffee by force

Lezzlie:
Dear, Nigeria is mapped for greatness, I have written about this severally in my main handle @lezz before the crash of nairaland that resulted in the loss of data.

No doubt we should balance our domestic welfare and economic health within our boarders.

But nations are like individuals, they converge, meet, flex muscles and throw their weight around. That's geopolitics. Nigeria should be there.

Nigerians are one of the most itinerant and entrepreneurial people in Africa nay the world, our citizens are going to move out and their business and skills with them. A country with a developed geopolitical muscle can protect its citizens, their business and its interest far across its borders.

That's why we were able to ractify the slaving E.U treaty signed by Ghana in 2014 that would have enslaved the region. Because we are ECOWAS main donor. We're also the main 6 countries sustaining the AU, the others being

South Africa, Algeria, Egypt, Tunisia and Libya. That's 65% of the entire AU budget, the rest is sourced from foreigners.

Nigeria's banks, services and firms are now scattered across, West, East and Southern Africa and if the country has a weak geopolitical tentacles, our interest will suffer.

But I must say our government has not been able to take advantage completely from her kind guesture to other African countries.

South Africa has done considerably less and is more bullying..... But that has cost her the ire and distrust of most African states

Hey! Don't talk bad about my country(SA), watch your mouth!

BlaqCoffee109:
...no apology, no coffee..

Ok, I apologize , Give me your coffee please

BlaqCoffee109:
.. MPSA, truce? nice to meet you too! expresso, cappuccino or caramel macchiato? *with my stuck up self and nose in the air in Meryl Streeps' voice..only if South Africa makes an apology to Nigeria* Lmao

Cappuccino is my favorite, bring that coffee here in SA Girl, I like your coffee . I will drink your cappuccino daily. Before I forget; I apologize for , I will wait for you at OR Tambo if you bring my favorite coffee here in SA

BlaqCoffee109:
Mumu..the truth they say is a bitter pill..so my earlier post, in all the truth therein, which got you racked like a little girl?You didn't know Madiba visited Nigeria immediately he was released? An International Icon who understands the value of true Africanhood and the vital role of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.. lest I forget, touch your nose with your index finger...slide it slowly..down..yeah that's the gutter you have for a mouth with that putrid odour....mofo

"Black Coffee" Girl, You know what? I don't like to fight Girls, The only thing that I can do, is to drink coffee non stop, coffee is my favorite, I can drink it day and night. When are you coming to SA( The most beautiful country in the world ). You can't regret if you can visit SA. I like coffee a lot. My mouth is smelling good . "We like nigeria oil in SA",iran must wait a bit , bring that coffee to SA, I want to drink

BlaqCoffee109:
oh yeah? toast to your stupidity... it's legendary..internationally so..oh well, not international..you must be one of those timid south African men with the head warmer and sneakers,no? you doing the kwaito or whatever dance at this news?
...anyway, bad move by your government...Nigeria is Africa, Nigeria is MARKET! you south Africans will see Dstv, Stanbic/standard chartered bank, shoprite etc get booted out too..heck, some of us might boycott your tourism industry, then you can sit all day online yapping about Nigeria when you are laid off ..the only thing I personally might miss is your muesli.. but double heck I might just go on and start producing mine even for commercial quantity while smiling to the bank! so you see my Friend, Nigeria always will stand tall with or without South African economic ties..now show some respect to Nigeria,Nelson Mandela did immediately he came outta prison..learn from your elders, learn from the best of South Africa!

"Liletz" ooh Please! Why you involve Nelson Mandela on this Are you crazy? You better shut your sm*lling mouth

I can smell fear here , The "zulus" will rule africa forever .

Lezzlie:
Dude, do you read before posting your submissions? Are all you Zulus having dyslexia?

Your compatriot said your companies are scattered all over Africa and I asked HOW MANY COUNTRIES DO THESE COMPANIES MAKE MORE MONEY THAN IN NIGERIA. And you're giving figures of these companies in their own home country. Sorry, but you're a drooling daft.

Dangote has Its biggest revenue in Nigeria than in any other country, would it thrive if he were to leave his investments and concentrate on Nigeria? Lame.


If I were to respond to your weak submission, I will tell you the number of subscribers or number of stores doesn't necessarily reflect profit and revenues generated.

And listen, All your companies will give their arm to remain and invest in Nigeria. We have the market, economy and population to play the peacock to any multinational firm.

You Zulus always like to read your own comments no matter how weak.

Don't cry when we(Zulus) hit your country again "Big man"

BlaqCoffee109:
..so you south Africans were buying our oil to drink before? it is smart to tell a person to shut up while on a social media platform? Whoa!

Madam, Please do me a favor . Shut your mouth. Your brother( Blater 1) is cr*zy like you.

Banter1:
like seriously? Who cares if they don't by our oil anymore? You sound as if we are gonna die or starve to death if they don't buy our oil. We don't care about SA. Mtn should pay the fine asap.

Infact I'm disappointed with the apartheid regime in SA then, they should have gathered them all in a concentration camp and Gas them all. what nonsense.

Drink your dirty oil, and shut your big mouth

Naughty kenyan!

May your soul rest in peace "king" jonah lomu
#RIP JonahLomu

Poor africans are doing everything to get money, the can also sell their teaspoons just to get money

I like the way nigerian government treated mtn, other south african companies will learn a good lesson out of this, making bussines in other part of africa isn't easy.