Turantula:

You mean join hand to enthrone RUGA or pay billions to Bandits in Kastina and Zamfara for job well done?
We are waiting for them offshore

Leave them.. They keep creating monsters that will turn back to hunt them. They created boko haram but it turned back to deal with them. Now they are crying. But for excess oil money and billions of financial aids from foreign donors, there wont be Boko haram anymore. Armed killersnow attack their elites.. El Rufai was almost brought down but for God's mercy. Procreation is not controlled at all and so their almajiris are growing up to revenge them.
I cry for young blood who are still picking forms to join the armed force. They don't have jobs shay.
Things will change one day.. The north will weep bitterly. I swear

anEye4anEye:
Who else noticed how Unified, Patrotic, common feelings, and common purpose of Zeal to Fight Back among Nigerians during this xenophobia in South Africa?

Many people were proud to be a Nigerian for ones after witnessing how our citizens reacted online and physically to the killings of their Countrymen in South Africa, even before the FG response. This is a sign that Nigerians still love themselves and can still turn things around for good if they can careless about which tribe becomes the president and care more about what the would be President or Elected person will do to stop rapping of the Nigerian Entity.

If we can show the same spirit like the one we showed during this recent xenophobic attack on Nigerians in South Africa, we would banish tribalism and take our country back from the evil few rapping the Nigerian entity as quoted by Prof Utomi in his book titled "WHY NOT"

A nation is a stable community of people, formed on the basis of a common language, territory, history, ethnicity, or psychological make-up manifested in a common culture. A nation is more overtly political than an ethnic group; it has been described as "a fully mobilized or institutionalized ethnic group"

United front my foot.
Who paid you to post those lies there?
I think you are one of the unity beggars.
Things will never be the same again one day.. We are gradually moving towards a point of no return.
Did you know that this mumu government could have made a very big change in our future diplomatic dealings with xenophobic South Africa if Hausas or Fulanis were victims?
Have you notice the nonchalant attitude Buhari exhibited with regards to this issue? But he was quick to swing into action when Zainab Aliyu was caught with drugs by the Saudi Arabian government. This is a country with one of the toughest stance and least compromised laws on drugs trafficking in the world . however, the ogas in Aso Rock were ready to pay anything to rescue her even although she wasn't able to prove that someone put those things in her luggage and there is no evidence pertaining to that. One of them will be shouting one Nijerriaaa.. E go backfire one day. Oil won't be relevant anymore. I weep for their children. I wish they cud sit up.
This is the most devicive government ever. We are in for a long thing.

Godoverevery:

bruv it is squirt.....try giving her shower sex and u will see things for urself...she rush to d bathroom so has not to ruin ur bedsheet or she might still be ashamed of it.

Yeah.. Sometimes the whole fun is cut short by this.

Godoverevery:

bro am into one rite now...I never thought dat thing was real until I experienced it myself.....menh it really kinda sweet and funny....she squirts alot during missionary position like my bed got soaked and it wasn't funny at all.
I just don't know how to explain it....... feeling d warm odourless urine on my dick.
bruv av bang more than 25 girls in my life time....D's is d first squirter I will meet and am kinda enjoying d fun for now till it all end.

Tell us more about that..
She comes close to that virtually everytime we get down but she will not let it flow cos she would rush to the rest room and release it. I wonder if that's really the closest thing to squirting or its just the normal urge to urinate.
This happens when tension is high..

IceColdVeins:
Dear NLDs,

I have had sexual encounters with about 20 different ladies since I squarmed as a sperm till this moment that I type... but I have only made about half of them to reach the peak of pleasure while others never did no matter how hard I tried..My rod size and shape exhibit brilliance and I can last within 15mins-1 hr of intercouse in a round depending on my stress level at that moment.
Its not like I owe any lady orgasm but I'm a bit worried cos my current gf cannot reach orgasm irregardless of how deep and long the pre-intimacy/penetration is (she never did with any other person based on her claims though), I have pounded every cell in her honeypot but all to no avails. This always gets me bamboozled as I cannot even imagine how it feels to have intercouse and never ease off at the peak of it, please I need insights to this. She always assures me that she gets satisfied afterwards whenever we discuss it and always tells me no to worry that I should just do my thing as the problem is with her and not me...but at some point, the whole ecstacy thingy just feels like a one-sided shii. Y'all dig?

To the men: Has anyone had this problem with his partner(s)? kindly give insights.

To the ladies: Y'all know yourselves better....please whats the way around this?

Regards to all.

penetrate less,
or pound less.
use the organ of taste wella
make her clitoris thy dwelling place
pre-intimacy is required
use your fingers on her till she gets wet
lie bare with bae and talk about romance before anything else..thats when her sexual fantasy is better created and her entire body system get ready .u can even get her wet and cumming comes easily when she gets wet.
give her hot hot

Virtually all South Africans on Nairaland are supporting xenophobic attacks on foreigners, most especially those targeted at Nigerians.
They use our media and pretend to be Nigerians or citizens of other countries and would comment on xenophobic related thread by giving illogical reasons why Nigerians should be attacked by their lazy and arrogant youths.
They argue that 80% of Nigerians are lawless people and engage in illegal business. Hence, the need for xenophobic attacks.
Seun should fish out this animals in human forms and permanently ban them. We have had enough.
Their deputy police chief even gave kudos to the attackers by arguing that its impossible for 80% of South Africans to stay in a foreign country. Hence they are not gonna allow foreigners take over their country. Consequently, he indirectly reinforced the belief alredy held by majority of SA that xenophobic attacks are somehow JUSTIFIABLE and governments would do little or nothing to stop future reoccurrence. This is the same country we were ready to die for just to get them rid of apartheid.
Nelson Mandela is only celebrated as a hero today because we stood by them when it mattered most.
I have never seen the citizens of any country come out public with their support for attacks on fellow Africans, most expecially those targeting Nigerians than what is being witnessed in SA. Even the KKK in America hasn't been this vocal about their hatred on blacks.

This is the only country in the world where foreigners are allowed to roam free.
Our borders have been opened for Migrants from Chad, Benin, Niger, Senegal, etc to access.
Zainab Aliyu was saved by the swift intervention of this so called government of change from the hands of Islamic state, Saudi Arabia even though their tough stance on drugs trafficking is one of the least compromised in the world.
However, the same government hasn't taken any tangible steps towards stopping countless attacks on its lawful citizens residing in another African country. If the Buhari led APC administration could act so swift in Zainab's case then what stops it from replicating the same amount of swiftness in dealing with small South Africa? I wish there were northerners staying in South Africa. Atleast this could have prompted the country to act now.

Nice advert

Booked.. Count me in..

MelesZenawi:
Ugwuanyi is doing wonderfully well in Enugu state because he is an astute leader.
Very proficient in handling security issues.
Enugu should learn to live with hausa fulani because they have been living together over 60 years, their daughters and even sons has also inter married....
So no need for the protest.

They should learn to live with hausa Fulani or the killing should stop??

seunfly:
I still sees it as wrong investment for the baby, I wonder what the value of the car will be by the time the baby is 18yrs compare to a parcel of land anywhere in Nigeria.

Must you comment on this thread? Must you always have a say in everything?

Princeofasia:
cross riverians are cursed. from chief judge of the federation to the other lady to obla .
land of curses. to worsen the whole thing, their youths are lazy, clueless, uneducated and jobless. all wetin them sabi na just Bleep. before you argue with your ancestors, please ask kemen and gedoni

You are the biggest fool i have ever seen. Is kemen from cross river state? How many cross riverian have u met? You are not to blame .this faceless forum allows underage fools from anywhere to post senseless comments on issues they know nothing about..may God help you

Quorax:
@Fizznation, I am sure you are proud of this, eh? but u will be running ur hands on key pad... is this not why BokoHaram has refused to die because your people are the ones behind them...

When the south decide it is time, in unison, trust me, you can kiss the oil in the south goodbye

A revolution is imminent.i keep telling them the same thing here in the north.their children will suffer. Maybe by then the current generation will be no more.

post=81474343:

We have always maintained that there are some evil and devilish people sponsoring 90% of these criminals so that peace won't reign in our nation.
They are trying everything in their power to go back to looting the national treasury as usual.
Baba in Aso rock is a serious pain in their miserable thieving lives.
These evil sponsors must be fished out ASAP.
They will all have terrible end, along with their supporters.
They can never escape it.

I merely logged in after several months to ask you why you are so insensitive to the truth? Is it possible to fly a helicopter in this country without government approval?
Did you know that this country has never witnessed the current level of corruption, nepotism, marginalization, insecurity,etc ? How much are they paying you?

DrObiHogan:

You're not a Christian

He is a Christian bro. Same God but different modes of worship.

FUCKyouALL:





Please stop writing and thinking like a Nigerian. Think like a Human being .

Must you write ''Nigerian'' there? Your statement lacks substance.. Sth is missing out.. I know some of us here reason alike but that doesn't give you the effrontary to make such comment.

GeniusWannabe:
"Enjoy heaven" as if he knows he's already there. God will judge everyone without anyone's help. All these RIP stuff doesn't have any potent effect. As much as I don't want anyone to go to hell, that can't change what the bible says. Not everyone will go to heaven, and that's for sinners. If brother Arafat didn't live his life in Christ before he died, he'll end up in hell. No amount of RIPs, or "we'll meet to part no more" can change that.

U are still believing in the judgment day and the existence of heaven in this 21st century?
This is your heaven so make it comfortable for yourself and family.

This country too rubbish especially since that illiterate came on board

NwaAmaikpe:




Nice one Toyin.
It's about time someone challenged them

Wasn't this how Michael Jackson kept copying Psquare till Father Mbaka prayed for them and he died.

Naira Marley should also call out Xzibit for copying his hairstyle.
Enough is really enough.

Walahi u have so much in ya head

sogodihno:
Amala with Ewedu is bae.

If u dont like this, put your hand on your chest, say "God, i am sinner, pls forgive me"

Looks like shit.. Lol

Truthwords:
If this happened in Nigeria some people will blame Nigerian police for not recovering the car on time. Na UK police dey delay now o

Do u know the amount of effort put in so far to arrest the suspect? It may take years but the mystery would be unraveled one day. Why compare this jungle to a country where government shown a high level of responsibility? Or are u trying to justify this high level of incompetence displayed by our government agencies?

spartan50:

I believe in God and Jesus Christ... I love you anyways

Same here bro

You are still waiting for heaven when it's already here. That Jesus you so much claim to have is God himself. His love is infinite and for everyone regardless of religion. The same claim u have made about access to God is what is happening in other religion too. However, they may even have a stronger argument than you. Who is right and who is wrong? We are right in our own different ways but the truth stands independent of religious interpretation. So why do we make it look as if it's only Christians or Moslems that have access to God? Or heaven or paradise is only for Christians/moslems if they really exists?
No religion has reached a stage of Ultimate truth. The Bible has a whole lot of incomplete stories and questionable claims and so does the Koran. Infact it seems one was copied from the other. I don't know which one but I think every religion says the same thing. We are just worshiping the same God in different ways. I see no reason why I should try to convert anybody and I see no reason why I should hate on people who don't worship God in the same way like me. Moreover our preachers have complicated the whole thing.. Imagine one of them said that u cant go to heaven if you don't pay your tithe. Hence, The very foundation that holds our faith need to be checked. Look at the creation story and how scientists have been able to make it look like a complete lie which it is..the simple truth is that we take MYTHS FOR REALITIES. Why can't we for once look at this Holy Books as literary items and scrutinize every part of it SO AS TO SEE IF EVERYTHING WRITTEN IN THERE IS TRUTHFUL OR NOT?
Why do terrorists take inspirations from a Holy Book? There is sth wrong. There are many questionable items but we are too afraid to air them out because of what people will say but one thing is certain the truth cannot change. God laughs at us most time especially when we refuse to use our brain.
I'm not an atheist though. I believe in God and Jesus his son and i worship in a church but you can't tell me to subscribe to all what I see in a book that the white men sent to us and have since abandoned for human development, science and technology, etc. Africans must arise and build for the future. Religion has not really helped us the way we feel.
Its only in Africa where religion has taken a big part of their lives whereas there are other things to do.. When u dig deep u will discover that there are other things about religion that what meets the eyes. Some of these books were written primarily for racial, economic, political, social and cultural dominance of one group over the other. However the truth is not far fetched as independent thinking is not an aberration. This is why our preachers are specialists in indoctrination as they are aware of the implications of letting their members make discoveries on their own. They know what will happen to their incomes and prestige. Be it as it may, the future of religion is that it will soon have no future cos alot of people are constructing their own faiths. The truth is being revealed everyday and people are shifting their focus from what makes you feel that others ain't as holy as you are nor will they join you in eternal bliss merely because they don't believe in what you worship.

spartan50:
Jesus is coming soon! Give your life to Christ

. Pls dont take myths for realities. You are still waiting for heaven when it's already here. It's the poor situation of the country that has made people believe that there is somewhere better to go after death. I don't think you would want to be in heaven if we had good government and things are going well. Pls make this place more conducive for yourself and family and you will experience heaven on Earth.
That Jesus you so much claim to have is God himself. His love is infinite and for everyone regardless of religion. The same claim u have made about access to God is what is happening in other religion too. However, they even have a stronger argument than you. Who is right and who is wrong? We are right in our own way but the truth stands independent of religious interpretation. So why make it look as if it's only Christians that have access to God? Or heaven is only for Christians if it really exists?
No religion has reached a stage of Ultimate truth. The Bible that inspired you to make that post has a whole lot of incomplete stories and questionable claims and so does the Koran. Infact it seems one was copied from the other. Most of this terrorists find inspirations from a book becos they believe that killing will lead them to external Bliss. Why should I swallow hook, line and sinker the contents of a book that tells me to kill so as to spread the faith? So human life should be sacrificed on the altar of religion? There is sth wrong with it.. Moreover our preachers have complicated the whole thing.. Imagine one of them said that u cant go to heaven if you don't pay your tithe. Hence, The very foundation that holds your faith and others are faulty. Look at the creation story and how scientists have been able to make it look like a complete lie with a whole lot of convincing evidence.. .
I'm not an atheist though and don't call me one cos there is enough proof of God's existence that even a core atheist can't ignore. I believe in God and Jesus his son and I worship in a church but you can't tell me to subscribe to all I see in a book that the white men sent to us and have since abandoned for human development, science and technology, etc. Africans must arise and build for the future. Religion hasn't really helped us.
Its only the lazy ones that have allowed religion take a big part of their lives when there are better things to do.. When u dig deep u will discover that it's indeed the opium of the masses. However the truth is not far fetched as independent thinking is not an aberration. This is why our preachers are specialists in indoctrination as they are aware of the implications of letting their members make discoveries on their own. They know what will happen to their incomes and prestige. Be it as it may, The future of religion is that it has no future cos alot of people are constructing their own faiths.

holyidol:
Ok, please I need advice of people that knows the word of God, " is it sin for someone to marry two wives?

But for increase in population, issues arising from having a big family, polygamy is not a crime. Independent thinking is the way out of mental slavery. Religion makes it look as if we ain't human full of weaknesses and flaws..its a big scam. some of the societies with the highest proportions of non-believers are among the most secure and harmonious on Earth.
people have started constructing faiths of their own Many of us have to be free. No faith has reach a stage of ultimate truth

9jayes:
To Muslim if you're not a Muslim you will go to hell fire.

To Christian if you're not a Christian you enta hell fire.

To Hindu if you are not one you gonna rotten in hell. Etc etc.

Who has the correct view among dem only time will tell.

Religion is a scam bro. I was once tied down with the chains of religion until I decided to find out the truth for myself.
The truth is the reality of things entirely independent of religious interpretation.
I wish there was no religion. Some of the societies with the highest proportions of non-believers are among the most secure and harmonious on Earth.people have started constructing faiths of their own. No faith has reach a stage of ultimate truth

obafemee80:
America And Mass shootings...

The Gun Violence Archive says there have been 32,387 total shooting incidents so far in 2019 as of Wednesday, resulting in 8,533 deaths and 16,945 injuries--- And typical Nigerians will be shouting America is a safer country...

Do u know how many lives have bn lost so far last month alone? What about the 1000 soldeirs buried last month in shallow graves? This is a country where the media is suppressed and so it's hard to know the exact numbers of people killed. Most of the fatalities ain't reported for fear of arrest, torture and death. U wanna compare this jungle to a place where government works hard to make life safer and better for citizens?

midolian:
Sowore actually needs help..

This man contested election and lost like his party didn't appear on the ballot paper. After elections, he was accused by party members of massive looting of hard-earned campaign funds. This is the same person who wants to lead revolution.

The m0r0n even wants to set himself ablaze out of frustration...As we all know, suicide is a crime in the Nigerian constitution, so his arrest is in order. You never can tell how many m0r0ns like him would want to roast their skin for few days fame(which of course will come after death)...as the most common kind of followership we have in this country is blind followership.

I don't have a problem with his so called revolution but with the supporters of this revolution. Majority of his supporters are from the condemned end of the country and we all know whatever they support fails in the end..If you are really interested in a positive change, start from your various local governments and states. your local government chairmen and governors are busy shaping their present and future with what is meant to shape your present and future..and all you lots can do is to leave your states to settle in other people's states wherein you complain as if you were sold to them as slaves ...

...And when the government of the day tries to prosecute them, you guys flood social media with jargons as if the country belongs to the criminals you worship...it doesn't even stop there,..you guys even troop out in numbers chanting bunkums like "Our son is being witch-hunted", "Nigeria will burn if our son is not released and bla bla bla"...

Lastly to my misguided brothers from the condemned end, if you really care about this country, you would have thought about revolution when the drunk hat-man was in power, when he and his shapeless wife ran this country like it was a beer parlour...but No, you guys won't! because you benefitted from the rot in the system the most. Now that things are going back to normal, you are thinking revolution...

let's see how far you can g!

U can think for yourself for once.

Officialgarri:
Hausas are not cultists. They rather confront you with matchete or sword and then settle it there.

What I'm trying to say is, keep your rugged things to your region. Do not take your disease to the north

For your mind.. U can only deceive those who haven't bn to the north yet..

muykem:
My son scored 260 in JAMB and cleared his SSCE with 6 As but i was surprised when they told me that minimum acceptable age in LASU is 16years. Please what can i do for him not to waste one year and money already spent.

Skills acquisition. ICT, Fashion designing, etc

MelesZenawi:
I condemn this in totality..

This is not in line with Mr President initiative.



Makinde should immediately reverse such order for peace to unless there won't be peace.

Herdsmen should be allowed to graze freely in Oyo state.

Look at what religion has reduced u to? U can't use your brain anymore

Legend

Religion is indeed the opium of the masses. The biggest scam.. It makes u neglect independent thinking for indoctrination