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CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Says: "I Haven't Had Sex In 10 Years" Also Talks About Dbanj by MrBenSun: 10:42am On Jul 25, 2013
either the media made the mistake or she made a freudian slip...abi she dey mad ni?...what abt all those DG who secured you a cast role 10yrs ago??...Dem do am for free?
CelebritiesRe: Jermaine Jackson Praises P-square's "Personally" Tribute To Michael Jackson by MrBenSun: 5:34am On Jul 25, 2013
ebamma: i no go lie alingo and personally are wack songs but personally's video was tight, and to add to that if jermain jackson really wants to see a nigga who dances like Mj he should visit the next calabar christmas festival and watch a guy called african michael jackson
hahahahahahahaha....dat calabar guy z jst too wack
CelebritiesThe Most Popular Nairalander In 2013 by MrBenSun(op): 2:57am On Jul 24, 2013
i've been on nairaland for some years now(got strted prolly in 2008)...and sincerely speaking,i've been wanting to meet some crazily intelligent personalities...many of you will agree with me that Nairaland is full of sane minds....thats one of the reason why i brought this thread up;to celebrate some good ppl i know here....to me,the most popular nairalander today is..ONILA

lets have your view
CelebritiesRe: Afrocandy Releases New Photos by MrBenSun: 2:38am On Jul 24, 2013
*yawns * she is dry jooh.
FamilyRe: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by MrBenSun: 6:35pm On Jul 22, 2013
apart from stealing mum's cash to play ps2....i dnt think i really did badt things...was always scared of karma
FamilyRe: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by MrBenSun: 6:30pm On Jul 22, 2013
Emmyk: Oh, Also, I was and I'm a 'max man'... My stones hit target, no matter how far you are, broke few skulls sha. cheesycheesy
sorry oh bros...but are you a leftee?
Jokes EtcMumu Questions And Answers by MrBenSun(op): 7:29am On May 20, 2013
1. Someone calls you at 2 a.m in the mid-night and ask you, are you sleeping? Answer: no, I'm picking beans to cook.

2. When its raining and someone notices you going out, yet they ask; are you going out in this rain? Answer: no, in the next one....,rubbish!

3. You're making out with a girl, then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do? Answer: i want to wash them for you...,haha! can u imagine!

4. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath? Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl..,ehe nah!

5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; going up? Answer: no, i'm waiting for my office to come down and get me.

6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask him; are those flowers? Answer :no baby, they're carrots!

7. You're in the toilet and you locked the door, someone knocks on the door asking; is anyone there? Answer: No! it is shit that locked the door.lol

8. You're in queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and asks; what are you doing here? Answer: i'm here to pay my school fees!p Punk.

9. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping? Answer:No, I'm practising to die. hiss

10. You are cleaning ur room with a brush and someone asks are u sweeping? Answer: No, am teaching the brush how to dance. .

......Add Yours let Go!!!
HealthRe: How To Be An Early Riser by MrBenSun(op): 7:51am On May 13, 2013
Lols
obowunmi: I wake up late all the time. I've been fired from many jobs because of my tardiness. tongue

Best advice for us: take a shower the night before. Have your clothes and everything ready. Plan to be there an hour early. The most important thing is to: take a shower the night before.

Put toothbrush and toothpaste in your bag in case you don't have the time to do so. angry angry
Lols
HealthHow To Be An Early Riser by MrBenSun(op): 8:28pm On May 12, 2013
Becoming an early riser can be difficult if you're
used the big sleep-in and rushing off to work or daily tasks. With a little bit of planning and some
understanding of the benefits of early rising, you can make the change from sleepyhead to early riser and make use of the wee hours in the morning!
Another way is get to sleep earlier. It will be easy to do that just that it takes some practice.
Don’t make drastic changes. Start slowly, by waking just 15-30 minutes earlier than usual. Get used to this for a few days. Then cut back another 15 minutes. Do this gradually until you get to your goal time. Allow yourself to sleep earlier. You might be used to staying up late, perhaps watching TV or surfing the internet. But if you continue this habit, while trying to get up earlier, sooner or later one is going to give. And if it is the early rising that gives, then you will crash and sleep late and have to start over. It is easiest going to bed earlier, even if you don’t think you’ll sleep, and reading while in bed. If you’re really tired, you just might fall asleep much sooner than you think. Put your alarm clock far from your bed. If it’s right next to your bed, you’ll shut it off or hit snooze. Never hit snooze. If it’s far from your bed, you have to get up out of bed to shut it off. By then, you’re up. Now you just have to stay up
HealthHow To Be An Early Riser by MrBenSun(op): 8:00pm On May 12, 2013
Becoming an early riser can be difficult if you're
used the big sleep-in and rushing off to work or daily tasks. With a little bit of planning and some
understanding of the benefits of early rising, you can make the change from sleepyhead to early riser and make use of the wee hours in the morning!
Another way is get to sleep earlier. It will be easy to do that just that it takes some practice.
Don’t make drastic changes. Start slowly, by waking just 15-30 minutes earlier than usual. Get used to this for a few days. Then cut back another 15 minutes. Do this gradually until you get to your goal time. Allow yourself to sleep earlier. You might be used to staying up late, perhaps watching TV or surfing the internet. But if you continue this habit, while trying to get up earlier, sooner or later one is going to give. And if it is the early rising that gives, then you will crash and sleep late and have to start over. It is easiest going to bed earlier, even if you don’t think you’ll sleep, and reading while in bed. If you’re really tired, you just might fall asleep much sooner than you think. Put your alarm clock far from your bed. If it’s right next to your bed, you’ll shut it off or hit snooze. Never hit snooze. If it’s far from your bed, you have to get up out of bed to shut it off. By then, you’re up. Now you just have to stay up
FamilyRe: Update; I Am 31 And getting married soon by MrBenSun: 7:43pm On May 12, 2013
Acidosis: You are only 31, woman... Relax your mind and like you said, you can get your own apartment & make sure you live a decent life.

Giving yourself a matrimonial ultimatum is the surest way to fall in the arms of a barbaric groom.

If you believe in prayers, tender your requests to God and attend religious services, marriage seminars, reasonable events.. Don't go about clubbing else you'll only make a mess of yourself in the hands of small small chop & clean mouth dudes.

Resist every form of pride, now that we all know you travel to u.k everyday with a fat salary.

And make sure you dress well and in a responsible not so flashy way.

and then


invite me for your wedding on the 21st of September, 2013!
Acidosis: You are only 31, woman... Relax your mind and like you said, you can get your own apartment & make sure you live a decent life.

Giving yourself a matrimonial ultimatum is the surest way to fall in the arms of a barbaric groom.

If you believe in prayers, tender your requests to God and attend religious services, marriage seminars, reasonable events.. Don't go about clubbing else you'll only make a mess of yourself in the hands of small small chop & clean mouth dudes.

Resist every form of pride, now that we all know you travel to u.k everyday with a fat salary.

And make sure you dress well and in a responsible not so flashy way.

and then


invite me for your wedding on the 21st of September, 2013!
Acidosis: You are only 31, woman... Relax your mind and like you said, you can get your own apartment & make sure you live a decent life.

Giving yourself a matrimonial ultimatum is the surest way to fall in the arms of a barbaric groom.

If you believe in prayers, tender your requests to God and attend religious services, marriage seminars, reasonable events.. Don't go about clubbing else you'll only make a mess of yourself in the hands of small small chop & clean mouth dudes.

Resist every form of pride, now that we all know you travel to u.k everyday with a fat salary.

And make sure you dress well and in a responsible not so flashy way.

and then


invite me for your wedding on the 21st of September, 2013!
Lols...feeling bros...absolutely remarkable
Jokes EtcYou Just Know.....when??? by MrBenSun(op): 10:26pm On May 11, 2013
WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a dress..(Too much money)TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a barracks..(Other people will tell the story on ür behalf)FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet..(Miracle worker)IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports..(Classic 419)STUPIDITY is having six cars while living in a rented apartment..(Lagos mumu)WISDOM is dating your landlord's daughter..(Over sabi)FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000..(Mugu! Why not wait for the pirated copy-its just N150)LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions..(that is true love)STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you don't copy and paste and send to your contacts.........make dem follow u laugh...hav a lovely wikend
Christianity EtcRe: Clothing And The Believer In A 'Modern World' by MrBenSun: 1:04pm On Apr 28, 2013
Seconded @ op....all these new generation churches where you can wear whatever you like to....where the pastor emphasizes on giving,giving,and giving...where you see girls wearing pair of flats to church,only to see them again in killer heels during service;micro mini skirts,long legs like praying mantis'....makes me wonder...pastors running churches like multinational firms...
Christianity EtcRe: Benedict XVI To Be Known As 'Pope Emeritus' by MrBenSun: 7:37pm On Feb 26, 2013
RANDY-FOODS:
Will love to know how and why the Vatican chose that name.

Click Here
who was d first pope? Peter d apostle....what was his occupation? Fisherman....i'm sure he was used to wearing dat ring
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Pledges To Buy “Cheap, Fairly Used Phone” For Reporter by MrBenSun: 11:37am On Jan 02, 2013
igbsam: OBJ is just too funny. Make the guy forget the phone. If na my brother now "GEJ" he will set up a committee to look into the kind of phone they would buy for the journalist & then award the phone buying contract to julius berger with a whooping amount of N16billion to purchase the phone. Wat a country of clowns as leaders with their different style.
igbsam: OBJ is just too funny. Make the guy forget the phone. If na my brother now "GEJ" he will set up a committee to look into the kind of phone they would buy for the journalist & then award the phone buying contract to julius berger with a whooping amount of N16billion to purchase the phone. Wat a country of clowns as leaders with their different style.
igbsam: OBJ is just too funny. Make the guy forget the phone. If na my brother now "GEJ" he will set up a committee to look into the kind of phone they would buy for the journalist & then award the phone buying contract to julius berger with a whooping amount of N16billion to purchase the phone. Wat a country of clowns as leaders with their different style.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Russian Side 'offered £205m For Messi' by MrBenSun: 10:02pm On Dec 27, 2012
Johnnoah1st: yeah u just wrote my mind, let them buy dis players from barca and we hear barca no more and as 4 messi i av said it severaly dat dis guy is just scoring because he was in barcelona and barca is already made team, if he is gud y is he afraid of going to another team, 4 example, ronaldo is gud and sure of himself dats y he move from man u to madrid and he still score goals, and even i had he we be moving from madrid at d end of dis season, and am sure if it was ronaldo dat was given dis offer he won't tink twice b4 accepting it, because he was sure and confidence in himself dat he can score many goals no matter any club he was and that is d definition of true football legend. No just a fluke dat scores only because he was in already made team.
Are you high? Do you knw what problem Messi had when he wz a kid before he wz flown to Spain for treatment? Do you what good Barcelona had done for him? U don't evn knw y he's dedicated to d team and ur here blabbing.jst tell us u dnt jst like him and stop being chauvinistic
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Russian Side 'offered £205m For Messi' by MrBenSun: 10:01pm On Dec 27, 2012
Johnnoah1st: yeah u just wrote my mind, let them buy dis players from barca and we hear barca no more and as 4 messi i av said it severaly dat dis guy is just scoring because he was in barcelona and barca is already made team, if he is gud y is he afraid of going to another team, 4 example, ronaldo is gud and sure of himself dats y he move from man u to madrid and he still score goals, and even i had he we be moving from madrid at d end of dis season, and am sure if it was ronaldo dat was given dis offer he won't tink twice b4 accepting it, because he was sure and confidence in himself dat he can score many goals no matter any club he was and that is d definition of true football legend. No just a fluke dat scores only because he was in already made team.
Are you high? Do you knw what problem Messi had when he wz a kid before he wz flown to Spain for treatment? Do you what good Barcelona had done for him? U don't evn knw y he's dedicated to d team and ur here blabbing.jst tell us u dnt jst like him and stop being chauvinistic
Music/RadioRe: Oyinbos Doing Psquare's Alingo (video) by MrBenSun: 1:16pm On Dec 27, 2012
uihebom: Onye ara why you no get sense why why why why!!!huh?
Hahahahagagagugu!
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Refuse To Eat During Misunderstanding With Women? by MrBenSun: 11:33pm On Dec 26, 2012
Ebi ni ko paa
CelebritiesRe: Revealed At Last-9ice Marriage-wife's Fault by MrBenSun: 10:41am On Dec 26, 2012
Celebrities marrying celebrities is not advisable at all...
RomanceRe: A 15 Year Old Girl Claiming She Loves Me So Much by MrBenSun: 10:21am On Dec 26, 2012
tashanja: Phaedophile angry
Guy u can sabi spell o..
RomanceRe: How Do You Deal With Cheating? by MrBenSun: 10:16pm On Nov 27, 2012
Super1759: all this grammer sef. Just pray it doesn't happen and you catch her. If it does,I tell you all this grammer will fly away like birds and no reasonable thought will enter your head
RomanceRe: How Do You Deal With Cheating? by MrBenSun: 10:15pm On Nov 27, 2012
Super1759: all this grammer sef. Just pray it doesn't happen and you catch her. If it does,I tell you all this grammer will fly away like birds and no reasonable thought will enter your head
Considering what he wrote...na wich grammer he cum speak wey u nor undastand so
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Was The Last Time You Fought by MrBenSun: 7:57pm On Nov 10, 2012
EdwinB1: Two minutes ago...it happened this way...
When i saw this white guy on whit cloth,wich i love so so much. I tried pulling his cloth, but the cloth was too gummy on his body and he fought back.. So i dcided to apply water to make it soft, and i ate him with egusi soup......LOL


is being like ages, can't remember.
And u don old oh
CelebritiesPicture Of Gerald Butler (b4/nw) by MrBenSun(op): 2:00pm On Oct 22, 2012
what cn u say abt dis??

Nairaland GeneralRe: Sleep Position Can Determine Your Personality. by MrBenSun: 4:18pm On Oct 20, 2012
mikeoh: while others do raise two legs backward up while sleepin....other find it pleasin to attach dia legs to the wall....all depend on d spiritual personality of the person
Hahahaha....seconded
TravelRe: African Country ,You Won't Find A Nigerian In ? by MrBenSun: 5:22pm On Aug 21, 2012
timmy1999: Guy, you no get me at all..I didn't say they won't get there..but for now..its a no go Zone for nigerians..things are terrible there..I know what am saying..there is no nigerian living there, except maybe he doesn't have any hope in life again...pls if u have ur fact..post picture of south sudan here...pls don't post sudan pics..I said south sudan..there is nothing on ground for now..they are not stable yet..dey still have sudan to contend with on oil issue, malnutrition,electricity,infrastruction..if you are a nigerian presently living in south sudan,.talk now or remain silent forever...shalla
SHARRAP!! U dont knw anytin
Music/RadioRe: Nigezie Or Kennis Music Channel: Which Is Better. by MrBenSun: 3:34pm On Aug 03, 2012
Kennis
TV/MoviesRe: The Soundtrack Of Your Life by MrBenSun: 10:55pm On Jul 23, 2012
Owl City:::If My Heart Was A House
Christianity EtcRe: Churches That Can Lead You To Hell Fire by MrBenSun: 1:50pm On Jun 06, 2012
deleo16: 2ru talk will let me add one to it will they beat you if U dont pay ?NO
true talk.bt d ish z dat,dey might strt lukin at u as if ur a pauper...i remember when i waz in christ embassy,we were told 2 pledge...nd i waz broke...so i wrote d amount i cud afford....afta lukin at it,d usher told me dat d DOUBLE D AMOUNT! Imagine....he also made a stupid statement....he said ''PASTOR SAID.....''.At d end of d day,i had 2 double what i didnt later pay...
PoliticsRe: Governor Amaechi Awards Himself Lifetime Pension by MrBenSun: 9:10pm On Jun 03, 2012
dis z sheer totalitarianism...smh 4 naija

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