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either the media made the mistake or she made a freudian slip...abi she dey mad ni?...what abt all those DG who secured you a cast role 10yrs ago??...Dem do am for free? |
ebamma: i no go lie alingo and personally are wack songs but personally's video was tight, and to add to that if jermain jackson really wants to see a nigga who dances like Mj he should visit the next calabar christmas festival and watch a guy called african michael jacksonhahahahahahahaha....dat calabar guy z jst too wack |
i've been on nairaland for some years now(got strted prolly in 2008)...and sincerely speaking,i've been wanting to meet some crazily intelligent personalities...many of you will agree with me that Nairaland is full of sane minds....thats one of the reason why i brought this thread up;to celebrate some good ppl i know here....to me,the most popular nairalander today is..ONILA lets have your view |
*yawns * she is dry jooh. |
apart from stealing mum's cash to play ps2....i dnt think i really did badt things...was always scared of karma |
Emmyk: Oh, Also, I was and I'm a 'max man'... My stones hit target, no matter how far you are, broke few skulls sha.sorry oh bros...but are you a leftee? |
1. Someone calls you at 2 a.m in the mid-night and ask you, are you sleeping? Answer: no, I'm picking beans to cook. 2. When its raining and someone notices you going out, yet they ask; are you going out in this rain? Answer: no, in the next one....,rubbish! 3. You're making out with a girl, then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do? Answer: i want to wash them for you...,haha! can u imagine! 4. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath? Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl..,ehe nah! 5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; going up? Answer: no, i'm waiting for my office to come down and get me. 6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask him; are those flowers? Answer :no baby, they're carrots! 7. You're in the toilet and you locked the door, someone knocks on the door asking; is anyone there? Answer: No! it is shit that locked the door.lol 8. You're in queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and asks; what are you doing here? Answer: i'm here to pay my school fees!p Punk. 9. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping? Answer:No, I'm practising to die. hiss 10. You are cleaning ur room with a brush and someone asks are u sweeping? Answer: No, am teaching the brush how to dance. . ......Add Yours let Go!!! |
Lols obowunmi: I wake up late all the time. I've been fired from many jobs because of my tardiness.Lols |
Becoming an early riser can be difficult if you're used the big sleep-in and rushing off to work or daily tasks. With a little bit of planning and some understanding of the benefits of early rising, you can make the change from sleepyhead to early riser and make use of the wee hours in the morning! Another way is get to sleep earlier. It will be easy to do that just that it takes some practice. Don’t make drastic changes. Start slowly, by waking just 15-30 minutes earlier than usual. Get used to this for a few days. Then cut back another 15 minutes. Do this gradually until you get to your goal time. Allow yourself to sleep earlier. You might be used to staying up late, perhaps watching TV or surfing the internet. But if you continue this habit, while trying to get up earlier, sooner or later one is going to give. And if it is the early rising that gives, then you will crash and sleep late and have to start over. It is easiest going to bed earlier, even if you don’t think you’ll sleep, and reading while in bed. If you’re really tired, you just might fall asleep much sooner than you think. Put your alarm clock far from your bed. If it’s right next to your bed, you’ll shut it off or hit snooze. Never hit snooze. If it’s far from your bed, you have to get up out of bed to shut it off. By then, you’re up. Now you just have to stay up |
Becoming an early riser can be difficult if you're used the big sleep-in and rushing off to work or daily tasks. With a little bit of planning and some understanding of the benefits of early rising, you can make the change from sleepyhead to early riser and make use of the wee hours in the morning! Another way is get to sleep earlier. It will be easy to do that just that it takes some practice. Don’t make drastic changes. Start slowly, by waking just 15-30 minutes earlier than usual. Get used to this for a few days. Then cut back another 15 minutes. Do this gradually until you get to your goal time. Allow yourself to sleep earlier. You might be used to staying up late, perhaps watching TV or surfing the internet. But if you continue this habit, while trying to get up earlier, sooner or later one is going to give. And if it is the early rising that gives, then you will crash and sleep late and have to start over. It is easiest going to bed earlier, even if you don’t think you’ll sleep, and reading while in bed. If you’re really tired, you just might fall asleep much sooner than you think. Put your alarm clock far from your bed. If it’s right next to your bed, you’ll shut it off or hit snooze. Never hit snooze. If it’s far from your bed, you have to get up out of bed to shut it off. By then, you’re up. Now you just have to stay up |
Acidosis: You are only 31, woman... Relax your mind and like you said, you can get your own apartment & make sure you live a decent life. Acidosis: You are only 31, woman... Relax your mind and like you said, you can get your own apartment & make sure you live a decent life. Acidosis: You are only 31, woman... Relax your mind and like you said, you can get your own apartment & make sure you live a decent life.Lols...feeling bros...absolutely remarkable |
WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a dress..(Too much money)TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a barracks..(Other people will tell the story on ür behalf)FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet..(Miracle worker)IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports..(Classic 419)STUPIDITY is having six cars while living in a rented apartment..(Lagos mumu)WISDOM is dating your landlord's daughter..(Over sabi)FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000..(Mugu! Why not wait for the pirated copy-its just N150)LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions..(that is true love)STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you don't copy and paste and send to your contacts.........make dem follow u laugh...hav a lovely wikend |
Seconded @ op....all these new generation churches where you can wear whatever you like to....where the pastor emphasizes on giving,giving,and giving...where you see girls wearing pair of flats to church,only to see them again in killer heels during service;micro mini skirts,long legs like praying mantis'....makes me wonder...pastors running churches like multinational firms... |
RANDY-FOODS:who was d first pope? Peter d apostle....what was his occupation? Fisherman....i'm sure he was used to wearing dat ring |
igbsam: OBJ is just too funny. Make the guy forget the phone. If na my brother now "GEJ" he will set up a committee to look into the kind of phone they would buy for the journalist & then award the phone buying contract to julius berger with a whooping amount of N16billion to purchase the phone. Wat a country of clowns as leaders with their different style. igbsam: OBJ is just too funny. Make the guy forget the phone. If na my brother now "GEJ" he will set up a committee to look into the kind of phone they would buy for the journalist & then award the phone buying contract to julius berger with a whooping amount of N16billion to purchase the phone. Wat a country of clowns as leaders with their different style. igbsam: OBJ is just too funny. Make the guy forget the phone. If na my brother now "GEJ" he will set up a committee to look into the kind of phone they would buy for the journalist & then award the phone buying contract to julius berger with a whooping amount of N16billion to purchase the phone. Wat a country of clowns as leaders with their different style. |
Johnnoah1st: yeah u just wrote my mind, let them buy dis players from barca and we hear barca no more and as 4 messi i av said it severaly dat dis guy is just scoring because he was in barcelona and barca is already made team, if he is gud y is he afraid of going to another team, 4 example, ronaldo is gud and sure of himself dats y he move from man u to madrid and he still score goals, and even i had he we be moving from madrid at d end of dis season, and am sure if it was ronaldo dat was given dis offer he won't tink twice b4 accepting it, because he was sure and confidence in himself dat he can score many goals no matter any club he was and that is d definition of true football legend. No just a fluke dat scores only because he was in already made team.Are you high? Do you knw what problem Messi had when he wz a kid before he wz flown to Spain for treatment? Do you what good Barcelona had done for him? U don't evn knw y he's dedicated to d team and ur here blabbing.jst tell us u dnt jst like him and stop being chauvinistic |
Johnnoah1st: yeah u just wrote my mind, let them buy dis players from barca and we hear barca no more and as 4 messi i av said it severaly dat dis guy is just scoring because he was in barcelona and barca is already made team, if he is gud y is he afraid of going to another team, 4 example, ronaldo is gud and sure of himself dats y he move from man u to madrid and he still score goals, and even i had he we be moving from madrid at d end of dis season, and am sure if it was ronaldo dat was given dis offer he won't tink twice b4 accepting it, because he was sure and confidence in himself dat he can score many goals no matter any club he was and that is d definition of true football legend. No just a fluke dat scores only because he was in already made team.Are you high? Do you knw what problem Messi had when he wz a kid before he wz flown to Spain for treatment? Do you what good Barcelona had done for him? U don't evn knw y he's dedicated to d team and ur here blabbing.jst tell us u dnt jst like him and stop being chauvinistic |
uihebom: Onye ara why you no get sense why why why why!!!Hahahahagagagugu! |
Ebi ni ko paa |
Celebrities marrying celebrities is not advisable at all... |
tashanja: PhaedophileGuy u can sabi spell o.. |
Super1759: all this grammer sef. Just pray it doesn't happen and you catch her. If it does,I tell you all this grammer will fly away like birds and no reasonable thought will enter your head |
Super1759: all this grammer sef. Just pray it doesn't happen and you catch her. If it does,I tell you all this grammer will fly away like birds and no reasonable thought will enter your headConsidering what he wrote...na wich grammer he cum speak wey u nor undastand so |
EdwinB1: Two minutes ago...it happened this way...And u don old oh |
what cn u say abt dis??
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mikeoh: while others do raise two legs backward up while sleepin....other find it pleasin to attach dia legs to the wall....all depend on d spiritual personality of the personHahahaha....seconded |
timmy1999: Guy, you no get me at all..I didn't say they won't get there..but for now..its a no go Zone for nigerians..things are terrible there..I know what am saying..there is no nigerian living there, except maybe he doesn't have any hope in life again...pls if u have ur fact..post picture of south sudan here...pls don't post sudan pics..I said south sudan..there is nothing on ground for now..they are not stable yet..dey still have sudan to contend with on oil issue, malnutrition,electricity,infrastruction..if you are a nigerian presently living in south sudan,.talk now or remain silent forever...shallaSHARRAP!! U dont knw anytin |
Kennis |
Owl City:::If My Heart Was A House |
deleo16: 2ru talk will let me add one to it will they beat you if U dont pay ?NOtrue talk.bt d ish z dat,dey might strt lukin at u as if ur a pauper...i remember when i waz in christ embassy,we were told 2 pledge...nd i waz broke...so i wrote d amount i cud afford....afta lukin at it,d usher told me dat d DOUBLE D AMOUNT! Imagine....he also made a stupid statement....he said ''PASTOR SAID.....''.At d end of d day,i had 2 double what i didnt later pay... |
dis z sheer totalitarianism...smh 4 naija |


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