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It is a law of gravity, what goes must come down. Young shall grow and become old. This life is cyclical. When u hate ur mother in law based on the mentality that "Me and My Husband". All well and good, you are still coming to that position. Since she is not a troublesome woman, why can't u accommodate her? But if she is trouble maker, then u can do other wise.
I thank God that I av best mom in the world, she is easy going. I av made my wife to av a very strong cordial relationship with her so that d love will continue flowing.
Please to scatter ur home because what people are saying abt the mother in law, yours can be differ, create ur personal world.

Iamhatey:
you must be a business man.

Lolz. you almost correct. I am an accountant by profession but Finance Analyst by Practice, one need to be able to diversify in order to make ends meet. Been a partner with you will always result to synergy at all level of your output. kindly consider. Thank you.

Even if she is from a rich family as many people claimed here and she refuse to do all these things, who will hold her? She is a philanthropist. U have a good a heart!

Op, plz be careful abt d advice given u here, most of them are nt normal, just filter it and hold on to 1 that will benefit u. It is nt ur fault to develop a body odour, u must have been perceiving d smell for long bt nt take adhere of it until ur friends or folks start pointing it to u. A child only develop a body odour if born conditionally and doctor could nt carry out full cleaning due to the circumstances n it become permanent.

I will advice u to do the following:
-Avoid sweat at all cost
-Dont use toning cream
-Be comfortable in using deodorant and body spray
-Dont repeat a day inners I.e. Ur pant and signet
- Ensure u ware clean cloth


IRE OO!

Iamhatey:
I'm not hiring sir

Ok. I will like to b e ur associate.

Iamhatey:
I'm not hiring sir

Lolz. You are just funny as your signature. Well, I will wait till u decide to hire. Concur?

WOW!!!! PEOPLE CAN BE CREATIVE. CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS WRITE UP!

ENJOY YOURSELF.

I went to *Genesis* hotel through *Exodus* road. On the way, I saw *Leviticus* recording the *Numbers* of people at *Deuteronomy*, while *Joshua* was waiting at the Beautiful gate for *Judges* to see *Ruth* calling loudly *"Samuel*, *Samuel*. At a stage, the *first and second Kings* of *Chronicles 1 & 2,* were coming to visit *Ezra*, *Nehemiah* and *Esther* for the misfortune of *Job* their brother. They started singing *Psalms* and teaching children *Proverbs* concerning *Ecclesiastes* and *Songs of Solomon*. This coincided with the period that *Isaiah* was engaged in *Jeremiah's* *Lamentations* together with *Ezekiel and Daniel* their friends. By that time, *Amos* and *Obadiah* were not around. Three days later, *Hosea*, *Joel* and *Jonah* travelled in the same ship with *Micah* and *Nahum* to Jerusalem. *Habakkuk* then visited *Zephaniah*
who introduced him to *Haggai* a friend of *Zechariah* whose cousin is *Malachi*.
Immediately after the tradition, *Mathew, Mark, Luke and John* got involved in *Acts* of the *Romans* who were behaving like the *1st Corinthians* group because the *2nd Corinthians* group were always at loggerheads with the *Galatians*. At that time too, they realized that the *Ephesians* and *Philippians* were close to the *Colossians*, and a suggestion for the *first Thessalonians* visit was made, and that on their *second Thessalonians* visit, they should first of all see the *first and second of the Timothy* brothers who had gone to the house of *Titus* to teach *Philemon* his younger brother how to read and write in *Hebrew*. On hearing this, *James* asked *Peter* twice to explain to him how the *three Johns* have disclosed to *Jude* the *Revelations* of this journey.


This is great.

Iamhatey:


I love that kitchen concept

It's making me so emotional

I wanna get married


DON JAZZYYYYYYYYYYY!


Stop quoting meeeeeeeeee! Can't I wish for something . I love Don Jazzy

Can i apply?

Please watch the video.

https://www.facebook.com/craigdeji007/videos/10207259226899471/

A young, passionate Nigerian, Toyosi Craig was recently honoured with the YOUNG RESEARCHER OF THE
YEAR AWARD 2016 in South Africa. The award, which is dubbed Renewable Energy Research Excellence Award (RERE), is jointly organised by Renewable Energy Centre of Research and Development (RECORD), and South African National Energy Association (SANEA).

According to the organizers, the award “recognises the contribution of young upcoming researchers to renewable energy in South Africa”, and it is given on the basis of merit, innovation, novelty and applicability.

Elevated Sight Magazine caught up with Toyosi Craig, who opened up on a number of issues bothering on his experiences in South Africa and some of the challenges young people are confronted with in Nigeria. Read, enjoy and don’t forget to share!

http://elevatedsightng.com/nigerian-student-wins-a-prestigious-south-african-award/

ESM: Can we meet you?

Toyosi: My name is Toyosi Craig. I am a Nigerian. I am an engineer. I do innovation management and systems analysis. I am currently doing a PhD in engineering management with a special focus on solar energy, in Stellenbosch University, South Africa. I am more of an advocate for good governance and good citizenship and helping others help themselves.

ESM: Why South Africa?

Toyosi: Like a friend would say, I left Nigeria without combing my hair. I initially came here for a Master’s degree in Mechanical and Mechatronics Engineering in 2014 and I have been around since then. I have led a lot of inventions and innovations in Nigeria, for which I couldn’t find any support or funding. I initiated a lot of Startups. Some of them include: a pounded yam making machine that pounds two man-size meal in 20 seconds; conversion of Jatropha seed oil to make diesels; making of tiles from sawdust and used pure water sachets, among many others.


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splenzard:
nice one oP.
this would have saved me from sack if only i knew it all this while

mistakenly sent an application to my boss while applying for another job

Lolz. I guess u might have given urself a position, responsibilities and experience u have nt attained.

ba7man:
I'll create a public holiday where corrupt Politicians will be publicly stripped naked and flogged on NTA with the national anthem on repeat in the background.

Their supporters too will be lashed on tv till 4pm before cartoons and soap operas take over.

They'll be a repeat broadcast at night.

Thank you.

Lolz.

Why are u dancing shoki on oshogbo weed? Why comparing my wonder kid with that boy? Rashfold is good, BUT Kelechi is far better, is a goal finisher, reliable and always deliver at even least expected.

Are u sure is not high with osogbo weed?

Baby plz come on top to feel it, it won't pain u I assured that.

God have mercy!

3DCYCLOPS:
7. How you greet your parents when they return home

Sharap on this No. 7 u want thunder fire ur yansh? U piece me off. Though others really break my ribs with laughter but I don't take CR7 play.

I realised that it been long I dreamt of eating in my dream. All the angle of light and darkness that brings food are also currently experiencing recession, the available foods are nt sufficient to share within talkless of bringing to dream.
I also realised that people are nt experiencing bad again ( meeting themself in another country, seeing themself in village etc) since there is not much Petrol in the country to transport people.
By these I think our spiritual fathers are having rest of mind in casting and bidding of evil spirit since no one has issue to bring.
What is ur take in this, should we continue in this inflation to as to render those evil strikers jobless?

frank317:
Lord's choose members are the most delusional of them all. I feel you are a very wicked person for inviting the OP there. Have you seen them on the streets? They look so wretched and forsaken, wearing that dirty unkempt vest like confused people. I see no difference with these people and beggers.
Have u seen them publicising their crusades. They hire dirty trucks with ancient looking bands and sing local songs, sharing poorly made fliers on the streets. Their Young girls look old and haggard, their men poorly dressed. I mean, what's it with them and that off coloured vest anyway. Whose idea is that!! Only that vest is a sign that they don't know Jesus.
And when they preach on buses... They always talk about sex like sex starved people.

Pls Op, don't go there... Those people need to get a life.

Bro. I should nt av read ur comment at this odd hour, have been laughing on ur response. Everything skipped my mind. U are nt to condemn a church or one believe, everyone is trying to be perfect b4 God, the journey is far and d road is tiny, worldly things might be an obstacle to reach a destination, it wrong to judge a book by its cover. different students from private and public sch do seat for a common exam to achieve same WAEC result. That's how they know how to run the race. It is well.

MissHatey:
heheheheheheh

It's better you beg my bestie oo oga. She's a lawyer or else she go show you .

Madam, this ur signature dey make me smile.

magmack:
Minister of petroleum did not study anything. He is a dullard from daurra. It is the minister of state for petroleum u wanted to say.

Dullard? Lolz.

Ayatullah:
You are quite a normal and sincere fellow with a sincere mind and spirit.

If Jesus did not go to church as the Bible tells us it can never be a natural instinct to want to go to church.

See how Jesus worship below. Search and join the faithfuls. Bow with those who bow.


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Don't be deceive bro. Who told u that pic is Jesus Christ? It just a demonstration of Jesus quality. Telling me people are keeping his documentary from a day old or their is a surveillance camera monitoring him that makes u to see him worshipping in bow? One day, we all shall kno what his True image look like. Just make ur way of life be in conformity.

Sermwell:
I feel going to church is just a waste of time since they are all going to be repeating themselves everyone here in our house is busy preparing for tomorrow's sunday service but I don't see the big deal and I'm already making up my mind not to attend any church service anymore! I'm just tired abeg!! I hope this is normal!

Bro. Firstly do what Lilmax told u by changing the word OUR house to UR house, then take along ClassicB. Seems she is also in same shoe with u.
It clearly stated that; the love of people will diminish when end time is approaching' (in my English version) if a man mis heaven, certainly hell is on hibernate waiting to torment and torture.
Please un-dust your bible and go now. Olori nla.

GossipHeart:
We are in 2016 not 1890
Christians can be so foolish sometimes

What does internet addiction have to do with being a christian ??
You shouldn't also be addicted to bible or prayers if you consider internet addiction a sin
That's why some of you are so dumb
Christians are so dumb i swear, they will say drinking alcohol is a sin but i do remember when i was in the seminary school, the wine we use in holy communion contains 30% alcohol

God is patient, slow in anger. The element of wine u took at ur seminary school still dey your body. Every man will give account someday.

shuggah:
mad man alert.

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*This is Nigeria of 2016* The Minister of Agriculture studied French The Minister of Education studied Accounting The Minister of Solid Minerals studied International relations The Minister of Power studied Law The Minister of Communications studied Law The Minister of Transport studied English. Minister of Labour and Employment studied Surgery Minister of Budget and national planning studied law Minister of Foreign Affairs studied Medicine Minister of Petroleum studied Law IGP studied Agriculture

I need a monkey, anyone with idea on how to get it and cost implication? I like monkey to be my pet.

pippimp:
Anyone else see a problem with that sentence?

I just dey waka pass, I no see it. U mean that 'The Police? English teacher.

Higher Higher Higher you will continue to mount IJN. I call you natural goal finisher.