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BusinessRe: Naira Trades At ₦1,730/$ At Parallel Market by MRBODMAS(m): 10:13pm On Feb 19, 2024
Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/naira-tumbles-to-new-all-time-low-at-parallel-market-trades-at-n1730/amp
We are all foolish and coward. We love making empty threat on social media, most especially we youth. Until we look beyond today and see the big picture of trouble we are welcoming if we refuse to stand tall now with one Voice " REVOLUTION NOW, NO GOING BACK". It can never be better until will decide. Nigeria is Bleeding. Where is the future. Our lives matters. LET US FORGET OURSELF INTO THIS MISSION.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower: Resolution Of All Payment Issues Resumes Today by MRBODMAS(m): 12:19pm On May 30, 2022
MaxiB1242:
[s]you are a bastard and a coward.. you son of a bitch come lick my balls you can be having that 30k from me every month Cox it's nothing to me.. you don't know me
smiley[/s].
Cheerful spender, Bank me 30k nah
PoliticsRe: Adeboye Visits Uzodimma, Assures Him Of Divine Intervention Over Security by MRBODMAS(m): 5:29pm On May 28, 2022
buygala:
Divine intervention as how biko?

Same "Divine intervention" that is yet to deal with Boko Haram, or those murdering Kaduna Christians, or those who butchered and burnt Deborah Samuel? huh


These Pastors' utterances make Christianity look like a huge joke.. Instead of am to collect his "thank you" envelope from Mr Governor and keep moving, e dey go talk the one wey dem go take insult am sad
Mr Activist, why can't you lead a team to go and confront boko haram and also revenge for Deborah if a Divine Intervention cannot bring peace to your mind?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower: Resolution Of All Payment Issues Resumes Today by MRBODMAS(m): 8:42pm On Nov 22, 2021
MaxiB1242:
i dey my house dey enjoy my 30k monthly oo.. i nor even know my PPA.. didn't even uploads my it self.. na only wetin me don enjoy from the federal government be this... oya make them do pay October money.. i i don wait tire for my house
you are a kid that is being breastfeeding. You no make sense and I don't think you have any sense. Are you boosting of your stupidity or mocking people that have delay on there payment?

Get sense.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Many Of These National Means Of Identification Do You Have? by MRBODMAS(m): 10:14am On Nov 09, 2021
I HAVE ALL.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by MRBODMAS(m): 12:43pm On Apr 19, 2020
doctore212:
Was visiting one Olosho in Ketu. Like play like play she begin to dey fall in love.

I ignored her. Her next move surprised me.


One evening wey I come for her end, as I dey the bar dey sip my hero beer.

She come bring out engagement ring, knelt down And wanted to propose.

Guyz, I ran for my life, I was ridiculed in my area, had to move to my sister's house in Egbeda.
Nah free ticket she want give. Free entry. U done missed opportunity again. I hope u grab the next.
PoliticsRe: Fayemi Announces 14-Day “Total Shutdown” Of Ekiti State by MRBODMAS(m): 6:11pm On Mar 29, 2020
simplemach:
Even with the stay at home thing, I can't read this thing biko, it is too long.


Someone that has patience should please read and summaries for us.

We sha know the article is saying Ekiti is shutting down, period!
Do you prefer it in audio version? grin
TravelRe: I Am Traveling From Asaba To Onitsha Today, This Is How Prepared I Am (Photos) by MRBODMAS(m): 6:21pm On Mar 28, 2020
christm386:
Check me out, I will take u through the journey, am traveling to Onitsha, chai na alcohol i use do sanitizer.
Your preparation still not complete without a sun shade glass to prevent any droplets coming to eyes. Stay safe, Safe lives.
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by MRBODMAS(m): 3:28pm On Jan 20, 2020
Hello GAZZUZZ,

Please can I use this oil for Toyota Camry (Muscle)? GULF 15w-40 5litres.
What litres of oil can I use for service if i'm changing/not changing the filter?
Can you recommend up to 3 alternative engine oil I can use?

Thank you.

Technology MarketRe: Pls Who Knows About Ecart Internet Service ? I Just Received A Credit Alert Fro by MRBODMAS(m): 8:39am On Mar 19, 2019
Its Jumia.
PoliticsRe: Key Areas Lagos New Governor Must Look Into - AutoReportNG by MRBODMAS(m): 4:49pm On Mar 12, 2019
seanswitch:
Environment. There's no safe air to breathe in in Lagos. Plant more trees
Lolz
PoliticsRe: Key Areas Lagos New Governor Must Look Into - AutoReportNG by MRBODMAS(m): 4:45pm On Mar 12, 2019
Realtord43:
He will try on Bad road, transportation and clean enviroment, but agbero and touts, how do u expect APC to win lagos again without agbero nd touts cus the are part of APC caucus member. MC Oluomo undecided
No use of thug in next election because we are opting for Electronic Voting.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Government New Teachers Recruitment 2018 Online Application by MRBODMAS(m): 9:12pm On Sep 05, 2018
I hope it not coming late? At the first page, where u filled ur name and lasra information, there is bottom tagged SAVE, u will need to clikc on it b4 moving to next page. That's why u are having the error.

Cheerio.

oyerogbapatrick:
Pls who can help me complete my application as I am having issue with error (You are adviced to review all your entries before final submission, after this action you will not be able to change/modify your record again, Do you want to continue?) (

You have to fill the application forms before you can apply ). PLEASE who can help?
SportsRe: Real Madrid To Swap Marcelo For Alex Sandro Of Juventus by MRBODMAS(m): 4:41pm On Sep 04, 2018
NICE ONE MARCELO.

CR7 NEEDS YOU TO BOOST HIS MORAL.

MADRID IS EVIL, NO HONOR TO HIS JERSEY NO, NOT EVEN A ONE SEASON BEFORE ALLOCATONG IT TO ANOTHER FARDOWN SUCCESSOR.

ALL THE BEST MARCELO.
CelebritiesRe: ‘SARS Officials Harrassed Me And Slapped My Manager In Lagos’- Falz by MRBODMAS(m): 9:24am On Dec 09, 2017
cummando:
Sarz on the beat....
One came to my area to harass one small boy
We dey opposite for one bar dey kpef Goldberg
I saw them looking really tired plus the shout and I know the small boy...chingbain e no get..he just dey use ayam yahoo totori all those small girls. E be like say na one of them papa call them for the boy. To cut tori I just wave them make dem come,my guys been dey fear but knowing who I beis dem calm. Them first use strong face I just dey laff inside. Officer collect Goldberg sun too much... Dem say no say na working time. But I fit convert am to cash. I tell oga say no worry the cash own dey make una sip some Goldie. Na so oga say boys,one for the road. That was around 2pm. Na 6 we comot there. Boy wey dem find don pishauun.

Moral of the story.....they are human beings with needs. If the government restructure their salary these guys go change. Na hunger dey push them. I just know.

By the way thunder fire them sha on behalf of thosenwey done suffer for their hand
It is only victim that can exlain better, pray not to be maltreated by these hooligans called sars. Will rather prefer execution for them all than salary increment.
God punish their generation people of power drunk.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Apologizes To Banky W For Missing His Traditional Wedding by MRBODMAS(m): 2:00pm On Nov 20, 2017
Smellingmouth:
Even me.. If not for the traffic, I for meet up.
Nor vex Banky, we go see for the white wedding..
grin cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: You Go For A Job Interview And They Ask You This by MRBODMAS(m): 3:01pm On Nov 29, 2016
saintneo:
T64 = 264 - 1 = 18,446,744,073,709,551,615
show me snapshot of this numbers on your calculator. La copy la paste. shocked
Jobs/VacanciesRe: You Go For A Job Interview And They Ask You This by MRBODMAS(m): 12:56pm On Nov 29, 2016
All Mathematicians in the house, well put.

Simply solved by using Sum of GP formula:
Where a=1, r=2, n=64, Total Grains of rice=? Note: Sigma means 'sum up'

n-1
Sigma (ar^n)= a(1−r^n)/(1−r)
k=0

Substitute for the variables

(1*2^64) = 1(1-2^64)(1-2)

Cross multiply

(1-2^64) / (-1) = 2^64 - 1

= 18,446,744,073,709,551,615 (460 billion tonnes of rice)

This is not attainable with the little minutes given. Brain Storming.
PropertiesRe: Architects: What Is Wrong With This Preliminary Draft by MRBODMAS(m): 3:15pm On Nov 25, 2016
1. Living room does not have a focus point where TV and home theater Machines can be planted: let it face exit door.

2. Why Maters bedroom is located at the extreme end? inter change it with the bedroom located beside the living room.

3. Why chicken exit door is at the backyard? what if you wanted to pack in some Food stuff from your Car, how will you drive to where kitchen is located? Is has to be located beside House not at the back for easy access.

4. The kitchen size need to be enlarged to accommodate some of your kitchen materials.

5. The Horizontal position of the plan is too wide which makes it to look like a shop. Relocate the last 2 bedroom to the back of Living room.

Take any one u feel comfortable with and leave the rest.
CrimeRe: 'How Nigerian Police Blew Off My Baby's Brains With Bullets' - Woman (Photo) by MRBODMAS(m): 10:18pm On Nov 21, 2016
[quote author=FSBoperator post=51244033]An AK-47 7.625mm round at close range will turn your head to an exploding melon.


Lolz. U dey vex
SportsRe: Enyimba Player Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Pitch (Photos) by MRBODMAS(m): 12:12am On Nov 17, 2016
Nice move!

Abeg make someone give me better way to propose to my fiancee, I want do that very soon.
PoliticsRe: Sule, A Soldier Killed By Boko Haram In Maiduguri Yesterday(P by MRBODMAS(m): 1:51pm On Nov 10, 2016
Smelling set up in this game! Politicians have many things to tell. There is God ooo!

RIP
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City: EFL (1 - 0) On 26 Oct 2016 by MRBODMAS(m): 10:12pm On Nov 04, 2016
[quote author=seunlly post=50731783][/quote]Sharap! Nah ur f*cking generation get p. U useless infant. May JAH slam u. Haters.
RomanceRe: Check Out My Pre-wedding Pictures.... November 26th, 2016 Is The Day by MRBODMAS(m): 9:59pm On Nov 04, 2016
moscobabs:
congrats in advance bro

November 17 will be my 4th year wedding anniversary.

marriage is sweet if you marry the right person o although challenges will surely come but bro don't be afraid the challenge is gonna be stepping stone to greatest for u in Jesus name.

You will not lack all the gud thing in marriage .

Most important bro.... Devil wud be tempting u with ladies after marriage o

Your ex will be coming and seek for sex

Those ladies you toasted will say "yes" to your old proposal

more ladies will love u even with ring on your finger

Married women will want to have u as concubine

lot of pretty ladies will be walking around u that u will even regret to marry early.


all these are devil handiwork to break your home just close your eyes on that side bro.

I wish you the best !!!


welcome to the table of Men.
Really? Hmmm how will I over come all these? May God help me o! Amen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City: EFL (1 - 0) On 26 Oct 2016 by MRBODMAS(m): 9:27pm On Nov 04, 2016
[quote author=seunlly post=50731783][/quote]Sharap! Nah u f*cking generation get p. U useless infant.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City: EFL (1 - 0) On 26 Oct 2016 by MRBODMAS(m): 6:02pm On Nov 02, 2016
seunlly:
That ur headache
Don`t know stubborn MOD whey they block me in disciplining you. dont know watin u dey find on this platform you infant, simple sentence you cant construct but skillful as hater. JAH nock you. f*ck the hater.
CrimeRe: Men Steal Two Bicycles Worth N3m In Lagos, Sell One For N10,000 (Photo) by MRBODMAS(m): 9:52pm On Nov 01, 2016
OP and you that push this fake story to front page are Dancing Shokky mixed with Dab while smoking oshogbo weed!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City: EFL (1 - 0) On 26 Oct 2016 by MRBODMAS(m): 1:31pm On Oct 28, 2016
seunlly:
[s]That ur headach
Lolz. Another blunder. must u comment? Simply put ''That is ur headache''. JAH crush the hater!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City: EFL (1 - 0) On 26 Oct 2016 by MRBODMAS(m): 6:52am On Oct 27, 2016
seunlly:
That ur headache
Yehh! Another blunder! Must u comment here when ur English is bad. Common "That is you headache" u can't type. Man u hater!

JAH crush you!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City: EFL (1 - 0) On 26 Oct 2016 by MRBODMAS(m): 11:10pm On Oct 26, 2016
seunlly:
That ur headache
Yehh! Another one again! Only u waka come? Where is "is" . It should be 'That is ur headache'

Can I have one more? Haters no get base, man u 4 live! Kept wondering how could u be allowed to add comments here. JAH! Lash the haters.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City: EFL (1 - 0) On 26 Oct 2016 by MRBODMAS(m): 10:53pm On Oct 26, 2016
Ejanla07:
Bro no vex. Which one be requalize. U mean equalizer 2000
Lolz.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City: EFL (1 - 0) On 26 Oct 2016 by MRBODMAS(m): 9:51pm On Oct 26, 2016
seunlly:
Bleep haters..
I hala u @ Juan mata....

























Do u think man city will no requalize
Haters with osogbo weed dancing alanta while cracking grammatical error; requalize. #EQUALIZE#

JAH Bleep the hares*

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