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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 10:01pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
shugacane: I swear, I've been laughing since I saw that shiit. Using that line on Missy89 would be so priceless. 4 Likes |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Dshocker(m): 10:25pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
Lemme just enter, i promise not to move 1 Like |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by omoikea(m): 10:26pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by salauwale(m): 10:28pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
onyekachee:It's the blood flow from the brain to the "teeth" that causes it. 1 Like |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Umarlulu: 10:28pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
onyekachee:taking from experience I guess 1 Like |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by omoikea(m): 10:29pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
crotonite: na wa for u o...... masturbation is a no no, just use ur mouth for them, if have fish brain 3 Likes |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by klassykute(m): 10:33pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
Purpletee:wetin dey lap nahh . lap dey wet ni? 1 Like |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by salauwale(m): 10:35pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
crotonite:It's thinking like that that's making you waste money on Vaseline. 2 Likes |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by beautiful232(f): 10:39pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
shame on the guys all after they will be forming strong people. when it's come to that 3letter word...s*x they become new born baby crying like the need breast milk smh for them o 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Anabel(f): 10:39pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
onyekachee: The one I watched today shows that women's brain tend to die during sex and becomes active after. Don't know of the before sex 4 Likes |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by asarebabson: 10:40pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
onyekachee:. U have nailed it. 1 Like |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by olaskul(m): 10:41pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
Mehn so your condition worse like dis 3secs jes crotonite: 5 Likes |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by asarebabson: 10:44pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
Naija Ladies do knw what d guys want which they also need too but always pretending. That is not d case here in d state. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Daniluv007(m): 10:48pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
onyekachee:ah! Oh nor go there ooh you need to see me see begging for sex with sweat all over my body with a very low tone, if u were to see me ehnn you tear me hot slap but after everything in my mind i will be like "so na this smelling place i wan beg kill myself to enter #shaking my head 8 Likes |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by asarebabson: 10:48pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
crotonite:Try see the Dr pls & tank me later. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 10:50pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
whispering in her ear while touching places..Let me go down on u,u 'll luv it when i use my tongue,u will luv it i promise .....if i hear say my pipe no enter later 6 Likes |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by bettercreature(m): 10:52pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
crotonite:You are wrong! Its not the same 2 Likes |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Lastking147(m): 10:53pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
beautiful232:U dey vex oh Small small now 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 10:57pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
Ay04z: 8 Likes
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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Orikinla(m): 10:58pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
The line I used was "Let me see how beautiful it is" and she opened up. From admiring it to fingering to entering. And she asked for more. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by hesilo(m): 10:59pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
beautiful232:U talk as if u guys don't cry. D easiest way 2 quarrel wit my girl is jas 2 pretend 4 abt 5days dt I dnt wana av s**... Quarrel don start b dat . D way I am looking @ u, u'd do worst dan her sef odi gi na anya 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by tk4rd: 10:59pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
I've heard somethings like; "Baby relax, let me just go in and measure it and come out".. Okk naaa.. As measuring-tape wey him be.. And this one, "babe, no sex; just náked romance". (five mins later, babe would be like, "What.?!! Wait oo.. Stop.. Wait.. What are you doing.??!! You are inside oo. Wait.. You are about to release oo"...) 26 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by beautiful232(f): 10:59pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
Lastking147: 1 Like |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by ariyebaba(m): 11:00pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
I want to be inside and make you feel like a natural woman. I want to have a taste of you. You go sweet die. Yeh , yah, uhh !!! I beg no girl should PM me oooooooo i no want Wahala oooooooo 7 Likes |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by ariyebaba(m): 11:01pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
I want to be inside and make you feel like a natural woman. I want to have a taste of you. You go sweet die. Yeh , yah, uhh !!! I beg no girl should PM me oooooooo i no want Wahala oooooooo 1 Like |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Alfred234(m): 11:02pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
Roselilly:LWKMD!!! Are you the holy spirit? 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by fortunechy(m): 11:03pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
let me just inhale it 2 Likes |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by MRBODMAS(m): 11:06pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
Baby plz come on top to feel it, it won't pain u I assured that. 1 Like |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by kennyjam: 11:07pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
Girls tell me which of the methods works better please...... 1 Like |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by hesilo(m): 11:09pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
As a sharp guy u can tell her "baby I wana knw wat u taste like" ....or "baby lemme feel ow soft u re inside"...or "Horney can I just stay inside of u, it's cold outside u'd b warm inside" 4 Likes |
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by STENON(f): 11:11pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
**Funny Comments** 1 Like |
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