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PetsRe: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by MRBODMAS(m): 11:53pm On Aug 22, 2016
No wonder this guy was denied of presidential post for 3imes consecutive elections seems to have know the type of person he is. Though nt in support of past president but I think GEJ heartedly practice what is called democracy. A lots was said to Jonathan by Buhari's supporters, even came up with cartoon, slander etc to stabilise the man, now just only insult from citizen and reacting as if he caught a man sexing his wife on their matrimonial bed. Useless species.
Jokes EtcRe: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by MRBODMAS(m): 9:40pm On Aug 21, 2016
lyricalpontiff:
But those people calling themselves Israel are impostors, they are not the real Jews that left the land of Egypt.
Man!! Do u expect those team to still be alive till now? Damnh it. They must be their off-springs.
FamilyRe: Why Do Most Wives Deny Their Husbands Sex? They Need To CHANGE! by MRBODMAS(m): 9:50pm On Aug 19, 2016
Bro Na so.
My advise for u are: Start giving her surprise gift i.e what she like most and other things that will make him happy, Ladies fall and renew their love thru materials things. Try to be dressing well, blow good scent, appear neat always, probably she is loosing interest in what she love in u. start treating her like a GF, u kno what am saying, all those pre-intimacy, help her on house work. she will definitely remember her first feeling she with you. they are funny creature, need to study them well.
PoliticsRe: Prepare Your Mind, You’re Going To Face Boko Haram – Buratai Tells NDA Graduates by MRBODMAS(m): 10:13pm On Aug 14, 2016
free2ryhme:
No relation between the title of the thread and the opening post
I still dey find the correlation. Subject and Body of the text are like skirt and blouse. grin
free2ryhme:
No relation between the title of the thread and the opening post
I still dey find the correlation. Subject and Body of the text are like skirt and blouse.
RomanceRe: Things Men Do That Women Find Attractive by MRBODMAS(m): 12:35am On Aug 10, 2016
I got all the features but cooking aspect is what am scared of because I do burn pot while boiling water talkless of cooking rice.... nah gbugburu she go eat.
Christianity EtcRe: Where Is The Correct Place To Pay Our Tithes by MRBODMAS(m): 10:06am On Jul 17, 2016
...If there is mixture of these 2 classes of said pastors' status in the church that is, Full time and working Pastor, what will u do?
Kayendy:
There are Stıll churches who there pastors are full tıme pastors(they. Don't have any other job) ın thıs case. Pay ur tithes to the church cos the church depends on it to pay theır pastors and other workers but when the pastor has another job, pls pay to orphanages and motherless homes.. that's my own understanding.. no bible quotation to back ıt up
Christianity EtcRe: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by MRBODMAS(m): 6:13am On Jul 16, 2016
[i][/i][b][/b][color=#000099][/color] tongue ;DDemonstration of intelligence

Bragado!!
Free me joor
EducationRe: She Graduated As An OND Student, See What She Got From Friends - Photos by MRBODMAS(m): 10:08am On Feb 12, 2016
E LE YI GIDI GAN OOO tongue tongue grin grin
RomanceRe: Rejected!!! by MRBODMAS(m): 2:18pm On Feb 04, 2016
I can't remember if any lady av turned me down or disgrace me, bcso i always do my klin job by making her fall in love and thirsty to receive my proposal and i always break their quotable quote of nt having sex on first visit. I be ekun to n je igbin ati ikarahun e. U cant just see a lady and jump to her anyhow, bro u will jump back again. #Make a perfect impression.
RomanceRe: Who Is A Real Man? by MRBODMAS(m): 11:53am On Feb 04, 2016
adewaletb3:
A real man is he who smokes five wraps of osogbo weed and drinks six bottles of orijin and still stands on his two legs.
#gbaski grin grin
RomanceRe: Do You Enjoy Ladies Crying When Your F_ucking Them? by MRBODMAS(m): 11:46am On Feb 04, 2016
BUSHHUNTER:
It makes me feel on top of the world watching her moan,screaming and holding me tight with her hands n locking my waist with her legs....
NB:when I drill I drill like its ma last...
Bonafide n Certified Miner
grin
professional grin cool
FamilyRe: Right Age To Get Married As A Guy! by MRBODMAS(m): 11:10pm On Jun 07, 2015
Freemanan:
Depends...
If you are from a well to do home - 26 You had to struggle (male) - 32 Wanna marry as an average Christian brother/sister -27 People like me - Flow with the wind Poor couples who wanna make a home by force - 29 Lucky Beautiful undergraduate (female) - 21 Undergraduate (male) - Nor think am..... Players - 41 BROTHER Simeon who has been praying - 43 Sister Theresa who has been praying -44
Generally. - 26...

So folks, pitch your tent...
you *kelt* it mhen. Thumb up
Nairaland GeneralRe: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by MRBODMAS(m): 8:36am On May 07, 2015
ifypedro38:
Ebola patient will send everyone inculding the entire staff out of the station ; how you see am?
omo no be small thing u just mentioned ooo. Including the manager and security will pick race. The guy will serve himself without pyment self.
Nairaland GeneralRe: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by MRBODMAS(m): 8:31am On May 07, 2015
Tallesty1:
Other women in the queue will not allow her.
them go gree base on genuine reason. If she form to be fainted.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by MRBODMAS(m): 8:09am On Mar 15, 2015
Etizz:
Will they still screen out people after interview?? Beside do u have idea wen they will start calling for training??
I guess some were still screened out, based on there age falsification, doubting certificate, most especially pry sch cert and height( 1.65 for male, 1.60 for female).
After the interview, we were just told ..wish u success. It might not take so long time to open training camp because they really plan everything well.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by MRBODMAS(m): 2:47am On Mar 15, 2015
Etizz:
What next after d interviewhuh
I think is the successful will follow because those people just told us best of luck.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by MRBODMAS(m): 9:36pm On Mar 14, 2015
So far so good, faan has gotten their recruitment exercise to interview level, after the online exam and fitness test exercise in which they will asked u to run 2.4km within 12min 30sec for a complete 50pts that's means turning a standard football pitch 6times which is carries 50pts, then sit-up which carries 100pts and push-up(press-up) carries 100pts, all these will qualify u to interview stage. The following questions at the interview are: name of faan MD, Ministers, agency under their ministries, function/role of ur post, technical questions on security alert.
These are the skeleton of the procedure.
Wish you good luck.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by MRBODMAS(m): 7:08am On Mar 10, 2015
naira0:
I have devoted myself to the business of frustrating people of shoddy motives, who have continued to invade this thread. I hate scam. Read my lips undecided

I just had a guarded chat with MrBodmas. And I discovered he has nothing new to offer. Those who add and chat with him do so at their own risk.

Can FAAN please conclude this process asap and spare us these arsenals launched by men of undercover.
Mr. I had never remember for a second if I had mistakenly
requested for financial exchange or any way round
consideration in rendering the help! I felt that many people
might be facing one or two challenges in the process in
which I experienced too. So far so good with this your black
mailing note, I have been able to help 6 people from
nairaland precisely and each of them are having a joyful
heart. My Joy is that I had help people, my mind is cleared, I
don't know if you chatted me but I believe that my humble
response and helping priority I put in addressing issues will
serve as a silence conscience btw us that you decided to
blackmail. Am not paid rather I requested for any cash but I
made the sacrifice out of my daily official time. I strongly
disagreed with ur assumption because many graduates are
outside there doing nothing but for me to see an
opportunity to help within my capacity, I will surely do that.
You may continue to nail.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by MRBODMAS(m): 7:01am On Mar 10, 2015
cheesy
RomanceRe: At 27 He Has Slept With 46 Girls, Now He Wants To Marry. by MRBODMAS(m): 9:10pm On Mar 09, 2015
Hmmm! OMIG. This guy nah sex machine. Mathematically, he must av had average of 10times sex with each time 46, that's 460times of sex, 460time of ejaculation. All his future children and next generation to come had already been flushed away. My advice for him is to marry OLOSHO so that he can always have sexual satisfaction, innocent lady can not cope with this guy. Anyway, urs still fair sha.
TV/MoviesRe: 10 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by MRBODMAS(m): 10:09am On Mar 07, 2015
That's another annoying thing and no one u can challenge.
RomanceRe: How Happy Are You In Your Current Relationship by MRBODMAS(m): 9:46am On Mar 04, 2015
Inspired. smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by MRBODMAS(m): 9:17am On Mar 04, 2015
For those that have received text msg for test but finding it difficult or not understand how to login or denied of access to part-take in the test, kindly mail me or call for enlightenment on how to do it. mrbodmas14@gmail.com or 08032694137. I cares.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help Me Get A Job And I'll Marry U!!! by MRBODMAS(m): 1:55pm On Feb 20, 2015
God is in control, cool smiley
PoliticsRe: Buhari Rejected In Maiduguri? by MRBODMAS(m): 5:09pm On Feb 16, 2015
hazyfm1:
[size=98pt]LIAR!![/size]

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