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SportsRe: Tobi Amusan: Two World Record Shattered In One Night..paris Olympic Wonder by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:25pm On Aug 01, 2024
athletics that hasnt started yet at the olympic, some yeye person come and write arrant rubbish online!
Olympic games 110M hurdles starts on the 4th of august...

ABEG OP, DOUBLE THE DOSAGE FOR YOUR MEDS!

PropertiesRe: Rights Of A Tenant In A Fixed Rent Contract by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:15pm On Aug 01, 2024
are you saying that you have been living in that apt for 3 yrs paying 1m yearly, but you only have a 1yr contract (and it doesnt say that it will be automatically renewed)?

with inflation, i would say the rent should go up every year by 5/10%, so technically you should be paying at least 1.2m yearly now.
SportsRe: Female Olympic Boxer Weeps After Being Pummelled By Man Who Identifies As Woman by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:09pm On Aug 01, 2024
someone that failed gender test, go figure! sadly, thats the yeye world they are advocating for... next Mike Tyson will identify as a woman and will go fight women and send them to coma with one punch.
***spit on floor***
RomanceRe: . by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:25pm On Aug 01, 2024
get a gf and your problem will be solved!
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Urged To Drop Out Of Race After Disastrous Interview, Critics by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:54am On Aug 01, 2024
this is just another example of Donald Trump being Donald Trump...
SportsRe: The Rank Of 100 Most Valuable Footballers In The World- See The Position Of Mbap by MrBrownJay1(m):
DaddyCoool:
So why is it everyone wants to see Messi?
I haven't been following closely tho, all I know is everyone wants Messi!
again, Messi is one of the greats of football, just like CR7 etc, but they are old and washed up now... the only team who will pay top dollars for them are camel leagues or yeye MLS league.... no top European club would spend their hard currency on a player that can no longer play 90mins at top level.

now YES, everyone wants to see Messi play in the MLS, so stadium attendance is skyrocketing, but that is worthless when talking about FOOTBALL POWER RANKING (same shiit happened when CR7 went to play in Saudi Arabia and stadium attendance exploded). now, look at the names on the above top 10 list, and see what they all have in common... aka they are ALL young, they are ALL at the peak of their career, they are ALL playing for top European teams.
SportsRe: Crisis Hits Team Nigeria’s Camp As Ministry, NOC Fight Over Kits by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:04am On Aug 01, 2024
how can anyone make a deal about such an important SPORT matter, and nobody (but you) knows about it (not oven the ministry of sport)? something is fishy here.
SportsRe: The Rank Of 100 Most Valuable Footballers In The World- See The Position Of Mbap by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:57am On Aug 01, 2024
DaddyCoool:
See it below. Mbappe is #4. Why no Messi?
brotha Messi is old na... and not valuable at all. he aint got the legs he had back 15yrs ago. (just like CR7 or Benzema). focus on the fact that all of them on the list are young/younger and fresh player at their peak.

but then again, Mbappe #4 is a scam, he should be 1st or 2nd.
SportsRe: Brazilian Swimmer Ana Carolina Has Been Sent Home From The 2024 Paris Olympics by MrBrownJay1(m):
i can understand that being in Paris and not being able to enjoy its vibrant nightlife is difficult, but they have all the rest of their lives to do that.... couldnt they follow the Brazilian Olympic committee rules just for a week or two?

obviously she isnt one of their top athlete...
RomanceRe: Should I Allow My Girlfriend Live With Me by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:53pm On Jul 31, 2024
before she moves in with you, pls...
1) figure out what is the full details of why she fell apart with her friends in her old apt (not just her side of the story)
2) understand that being together as bf/gf and living together is a whole new ballgame. have you ever seen her without makeup and wig etc? do you know her character? is she a clean person? etc
3) if you really wanted to live with this babe, then why wait now that she is in this situation to do so? why didnt you ask her to move in with you before?
4) before she moves in, makes sure you make it very clear to her exactly what you want her to do (if/when she moves in) and what you want her to pay for.
5) if you expect her to be a replacement for your wife, then PLS marry her then. this woman is not your wife, and therefore as much as she may help a lot in the house, she is not obligated to do any wifey stuff. if you want someone to fulfill that void in your life then find a WIFE... not a gf.
7) as much as this could be a beautiful experience, it could be a nightmare that you will have difficulties getting rid of. beware!

i suggest you ask her to come stay with you for whole weekends etc before taking such a big step with her...
FamilyRe: My Girlfriend Prefers Her Father by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:53pm On Jul 31, 2024
40yroldman:
I am no fool Oga, I am experienced enough to know there's nothing like a free gift in this world.
I hope you get to that level of maturity some day.
you are a 40yr immature fool (no offense) who let your misplaced ego get in the way of your common sense...

you'd rather take your family to a rented place and pay rent instead of living in her father's gifted house RENT-FREE?! of course there is no such thing as a free gift, but until stated otherwise, you are just assuming yeye nonsense. take the gift, enjoy it while it lasts and use that momentum to save as much money as you possibly can (for your family). the minute your new wife steps out of line then get the fukc out of that house (but dont foolishly judge a book by its cover).

BTW you will get even less respect from a woman if you show her how foolish OR unnecessary proud you are, to the point where you are ready and willing to hurt your own family/children, just to satisfy your misplaced ego. house you no get, but you want to act as if you are such a big man that you cant live in your father in law's free place. no wonder so many people out there stay broke even when somebody gives them a hand.

as predicted, you automatically believe that because its her father's house, you will lose your authority bla bla bla and that now your wife will be the new head of the family (because its her father's house), lol! MISPLACED EGO and LOW SELF ESTEEM at play!
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija S9: Toby Forge Shoots Shots With Married Housemate Kassia – Drama Begins by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:20am On Jul 31, 2024
what else does she expect (when pretending to be single)? better yet, why would a married woman go on the show and hide her marital status?

FamilyRe: My Girlfriend Prefers Her Father by MrBrownJay1(m):
40yroldman:
I have houses of my own, they may not be in choice locations in town like that of her dad's. I'll prefer to take my wife to my house after marriage even if it's a rented house and not to her father's house.
bro, if you'd rather rent a house than get a free house from your father in law then you sir are a 40YR OLD FOOL DRIVEN BY YOUR MISPLACED IMMATURE EGO (no offense)
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Woman For Attempting To Sell 3-year-old Daughter In Ogun by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:28pm On Jul 30, 2024
YEYE WOMAN AKA USELESS MOTHER!
RomanceRe: When You Maltreat Her She Becomes Available To Other Men by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:27pm On Jul 30, 2024
if your woman ends up in the arms of other men because you didnt treat her the way she wanted, then you dodged a bullet and count your blessings. a proper woman would first talk to you and then break up with you, rather than seek for comfort in the arms of another man.

sadly, the reality is that not all woman deserve a good man AND not all women are good women.
RomanceRe: If You're On A First Date,what Behaviour From A Man/woman Turns You Off? by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:18pm On Jul 30, 2024
- anyone who is rude to everyone around her
- anyone who is loud and obnoxious
- anyone who spends the majority of the date watching her phone
- anyone who tries to order food to take away (and expect me to pay for it)
- anyone who expects me to pay for babysitter for HER own kids, so that she can come to the date


but the BIGGEST TURN OFF by far is the ones that take picture of everything at that restaurant/eatery (aka the food, the venue, even the bill etc)... but dont take one single picture of YOU (especially if you are paying), let alone a picture of you and her together.

RomanceRe: South African Lady Accuses Her Nigerian Husband Of Beating Her (Video) by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:56pm On Jul 30, 2024
15yrs together, and you didnt know the type of demon you were married to? i guess he just turned evil today and absconded with your shit (while abandoning his kids), abi?!
RomanceRe: Any Man That Can't Eat a woman's Pvssi Or Panties Is A SIMP!!! by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:50pm On Jul 30, 2024
Knightred:
so u dont know the benefits of eating pantiesundecided
What did u go to school forundecided
Common benefits of eating panties u don't know and and u will start saying u went to schoolundecided
SIMPS ARE ALWAYS UNITELLIGENTangry
bro, let me just say that 110% YES... I AM A MUMU SIMP WHEN IT COMES TO THE BENEFIT OF EATING PANTIES... (and that me sef will NEVER EVER eat panties)

how you do it sef? you dip them in your cornflakes or mix it with eba or yam?

Christianity EtcRe: I Heard Satan Gave Someone A Gift by MrBrownJay1(m):
all you yeye people can claim all the lies you want online, but the reality is that Satan is just as powerful as your invisible god, thus why satan has been mentioned since biblical days and has NEVER BEEN DEFEATED EVER SINCE!

satan is just as almighty as your god.... if your god was more powerful than satan, then he would have destroyed him by now.

IMHO your god is satan and vice versa. its just the same entity, like a man with split personality disorder (or twin brothers).
RomanceRe: Had S*x With This Babe And All My Source Of Income Got Blocked by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:29pm On Jul 30, 2024
ARRANT NONSENSE!!!!
your scam no longer work, end of story!
CrimeRe: FCT Police Arrests Wife For Gruesome Murder Of Husband In Abuja by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:13pm On Jul 30, 2024
again...THOU SHALL NOT DATE/MARRY INSANE PEOPLE; AND IF YOU FOOLISHLY DO, DONT TEMPT THE ANIMAL!
RomanceRe: Any Man That Can't Eat a woman's Pvssi Or Panties Is A SIMP!!! by MrBrownJay1(m):
Knightred:
pinkypunny and panties have different healthy functionsundecided
If u eat punny without eating panties is like eating spaghetti without pepperoniundecided
ANYONE EATING PVSSY WITHOUT EATING A PANT IS A SIMP!!!!angry
dude,u have a long way to goundecided
pls do enlighten us all on the benefit of eating panties (or what it does), because this is what i imagine/understand when you tell me you eat panties:

CrimeRe: Merseyside Police Have Named The Three Kids Killed In Southport Stabbing by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:40pm On Jul 30, 2024
yet they will not call it a terrorist attack, even though the bastard attacker is a member of the EDL racist group... if the dude was named Ali or Ahmed, they would have automatically called him a terrorist (regardless of why he stabbed these innocent kids).
PoliticsRe: We Truly Cannot Have Nigerians Compete In Our Miss SA Competition- SA Minister by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:36pm On Jul 30, 2024
her mother is South African, her father is Nigerian, she was born and bred in South Africa and hold South African citizenship.... normally in the real world, she would be viewed as equally South African as Nigerian, but in a yeye xenophobic South African world, she is Nigerian.

i dont blame them sha, these South Africans have been known to be that way for generations
RomanceRe: Any Man That Can't Eat a woman's Pvssi Or Panties Is A SIMP!!! by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:32pm On Jul 30, 2024
Knightred:
dude, have u ever eaten a pant YES or NOangry
i need to clarify somethingundecided
i eat coochie, pants are there to PROTECT coochie... why would i eat pants?!
CareerRe: Is This What South Africans Has Reduced Us To, See Shocking Photo by MrBrownJay1(m):
but lets us focus on the issue at hand... whether Nigerian or Togolese, what makes a man's head THAT SQUARED?!

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wtfih.gif
RomanceRe: Why Ladies Shouldn’t Date Men That Are Broke by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:21pm On Jul 30, 2024
the funny part of the OP's post is that, if men actually say:"MEN SHOULDNT DATE BROKE WOMEN" she will be the first one to cry/suffer bitterly... all these baboons sef, we all know them na:

RomanceRe: Ladies Delete One Forever by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:18pm On Jul 30, 2024
IyaTola:
Bra - 😂
Nose piercing - 😍
Nails - 🔥
Waist bead - 🥰
Money - 👍
Make up - 💃
FAKE HAIR/WIG grin
FIXED
RomanceRe: Any Man That Can't Eat a woman's Pvssi Or Panties Is A SIMP!!! by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:16pm On Jul 30, 2024
Knightred:
i heard a guy at a resturant saying that he can't eat a girls pinkypunny and can't eat a girls pant,i was so angry to the extent that i wanted to slap the idiot but i received a prophecy not to slap anybody today,so i kept my calmnessangry
WHAT THE HELL!!!angry
Any man that cannot eat a woman pinkypunny or eat a woman panties is an IDOTIC SIMP!!!angry angry angry

TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
DEATH TO ALL SIMPs!!!!
DEATH!!!
DEATH!!!
DEATH!!!
angry angry angry
any man has the right to decide how he wants to pleasure his woman... some munch on toto while other wouldnt (even if their lives depended on it). at the end of the day, you decide where you want to put your mouth, and let others do the same.

IMHO if a lady looks/smells nice and she is not a one night stand, then i dont see why that would be a problem (especially if i want her to give me head too). how hypocrite would be the man who wants his woman to go down on him but he wouldnt return the favor.

the only one i feel sorry for are all the millions of women in 9ja who's never had a brotha licking the bejesus out of them (to the point where they started speaking in tongue).

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/08/kiss.gif

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