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RomanceRe: Guys Please Help Me Sapa Want To Finish My Life by MrBrownJay1(m):
Obainoman6:
like this they have not paid me salary i just went to withdraw my last money to eat today and i still have like 8 days to go before am paid.
I don't have anything to depend to no food at home, no gari, currently am eating my last meal cos from tomorrow no food anymore.
I don't have anyone to fall back to, no mama no papa and I don't know who to borrow from.
Please help me guys to eat, anything at all at all is not small please God will bless you.
9022656878 moniepoint
aint you tired of bringing all these fake yeye stories on NL every week, hiding behind various profiles on NL?
here below is you begging in April with same format:


Obainoman6:
I am a married man with 2 kids and i have not been paid salary please help me with anything that i can use to eat.
My children are hungry and we haven't had a proper meal since a week, we are nearly running out of gari supply in the house. Please i don't want to end my life but i am thinking about it on Sunday since i cannot provide let me die.
Please anybody should help me with anything so that i can be able to manage to sustain them before the month ends. Thank you very much
.. but a few weeks ago, you were trying to buy a laptop on NL for 60k... here below is your alternate profile (using your same bank account):
Pussyisgud:
Bro please i fit see any small thing from you let me use take chop and also thank the lord for you.
9022656878 moniepoint, God bless you
... and here below you were ready to spend 60k on a laptop (with that alternate profile) a few weeks ago:

Pussyisgud:
60k
but more importantly, why dont you practice what you preach and GO MUNCH GRASS, as you stated below:

Obainoman6:
When i remember the prices of things in the market it gives me joy because currently we are teaching Peter obi a bitter lesson.
This is just the beginning, prices will keep going high and Nigerians will run out of alternatives untill they begin to munch grass.
Peter obi must cry due to the bitter lesson we are teaching.
9 more years for tinubu
BusinessRe: Man Collapses After Winning Bet Of N6 Billion by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:24pm On Jun 26, 2024
kokoA:
You don't just announce this kind of winning like that na.. Person fit die, you need to counsel the person first, make sure all necessary health officials are around then gradually walk your way into his mind before you burst the news. I don see where one lawyer win case wey him share na 200million after judgment, na so the man takes die o. The next morning him wife woke up saw him smiling but lifeless.
if you are at the casino, there is no way they can "counsel" you first na...
RomanceRe: Only In Ashawo House You Will Hear This Kind Of Conversation. by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:22pm On Jun 26, 2024
ashawo short time 2k... aka around $1 a pop, kai!!!!

FamilyRe: . by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:11pm On Jun 26, 2024
regardless of whether they give you their blessing or not, if you have something VALID to do in Ibadan then tell them exactly what it is and go... you are more a burden to them anyway.
BTW no sane parents will stop their child from going to further his/her life in another city (unless you are doing something fishy there)
CelebritiesRe: Portable Shades Zlatan Over Davido's Wedding Uninvited. by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:06pm On Jun 26, 2024
dododawa1:
Controversial Street-pop sensation Habeeb Okikiola Badmus, aka Portable Zazu, has taken to social media to express regret for not attending Davido's wedding with Chioma. During a recent Live session, the Tony Montana singer shared that he was supposed to attend the wedding, but Davido revoked his invite.
what does the title of this thread got to do with the above post?!?!?
FamilyRe: Video: South African Wife Forces Husband To Carry ‘married, Don’t Look’ Sign by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:58pm On Jun 26, 2024
viraleye:
Video: South African wife forces husband SIMP to carry ‘married, don’t look’ sign as they go out together
FIXED
all these insecure/immature women with low self esteem and lack of trust sef... why marry the donkey if you think so little of him?!
i solely blame that SIMP though for accepting to even wear that yeye sign.
CrimeRe: Alleged Rape: Pastor Benjamin Egbaji Arrested In Benin Republic, Chained To Bed by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:50pm On Jun 26, 2024
another PEDO RAPIST IN ROBE spotted...
PoliticsRe: US Soldier Kidnaps & Rapes Underaged Girl In Japan, Gets Arrested (Photos) by MrBrownJay1(m):
not the 1st and certainly not the last.

yeye crime from US soldiers AND Okinawa Japan are like...

RomanceRe: Have You Ever Stalled Approaching A Lady Because Of Her Perceived Higher Status by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:34pm On Jun 26, 2024
Fiscus105:
If you move out of ur cocoon, you would soon meet girl ladies/women that you would be "fidgeting" to toast (anyway, you might not even have opportunity to near her not to talk of wooing her)
you are talking to someone who has travelled the world over and over again and met/dated/fukced women from all walks of life, background and status. sadly, majority of men out there sell themselves short and miss out on opportunities in life (business/love/travel etc) due to your above mindset... approaching any woman is like investing in a new business venture and/or is like traveling to a new country where you know nobody and dont speak the language... it gives you goosebumps not because you are scared but because you are EXCITED ABOUT THE PROSPECT!

there is not a woman in this world i will be afraid to approach NOR a country i have been afraid to go to NOR a business (that i believe in) that i have been afraid to invest my last Kobo in it. i have absolutely NO REGRETS in my life because if i believe in something, i go for it 110% and accept whatever consequences comes afterwards.
here is the important question: whats the worst that can happen to a man approaching a woman?! with the billions of single women out there desperate for a good man, you people are making it sound as if being rejected or turned down by one woman is the end of the world, lol!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls I Need Help by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:52am On Jun 26, 2024
as you are one in 10s (maybe 100s) of million Nigerians, why dont you all get together and go to the streets to demand for a better country... like they did in Kenya just now?

BTW if you just want to be wealthy like Dangote then i suggest you wake up from your dreams as YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER BE WEALTHY... but if you just hope to live a decent life, at least, where you can easily feed your family, have a decent home and enjoy the little things in life, then this can easily be achieved if all you people go to the street and demand that the gov solve this fast rising high cost of life.
SportsRe: 'God Chose Me' - Lionel Messi Admits His Footballing Superpowers Are A 'gift' by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:45am On Jun 26, 2024
itzadorable333:
You are nothing...will be nothing
... and your yeye imaginary useless god along with all you follow-follow sheep are also NOTHING!
RomanceRe: Ashawo Case: Confession Of How A Hookup Girl Infected So Many People With HIV by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:17pm On Jun 25, 2024
SOLUTION: dont have unprotected sex with oloshoes. et voila!
BusinessRe: Why Are Some Clients Insensitive ? by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:05pm On Jun 25, 2024
WHEREISMANNA:
thank u for d advise
... or just send them their money back.
RomanceRe: Is your Father Like this? by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:12pm On Jun 25, 2024
one question: WHY CLEAN THE HOUSE YET NOT CLEAN THAT ROOM?
RomanceRe: Please Read This... by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:10pm On Jun 25, 2024
Sunnyrado:
✍️......the question is, WHO WILL MARRY A LADY WITH DISABILITY?
a MAN with disability...
HealthRe: Is It Normal? by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:07pm On Jun 25, 2024
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Stalled Approaching A Lady Because Of Her Perceived Higher Status by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:01pm On Jun 25, 2024
i have yet to meet a woman that i was afraid to approach.... WOMEN ARE WOMEN whether with a bigger degree, better status or more money than you.

you approach her regardless of who&what she is... if it works out then great, if it doesnt then you move on to the next one. LIFE GOES ON!
RomanceRe: Chai, Just Realized I Don’t Have A Best Friend by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:59pm On Jun 25, 2024
tnerro1:
The thing just hit me, all these mudafvckers I know, I wouldn’t trust any of them with my eyes closed. I used to have one, but realized I couldn’t trust that guy when money is involved. Should I feel lonely or should it not trouble me?
its not a necessity to have best friends, especially if you already have closed friends, friends and acquaintances...
BusinessRe: Why Are Some Clients Insensitive ? by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:39pm On Jun 25, 2024
WHEREISMANNA:
Last week we had so many orders. I only have few people working for me yet and some of them are store managers and 2 dispatcher. I didn't even had time for myself last week. It was a good week.
I got an order and it was supposed to be delivered to a remote location. That evening i called my Boy's number bt it was off. So i assume it could be network cos he has powerbank.
I called him in the morning too but still down. I am already panicking not because of the goods with him, but because of his own safety. I called all my clients that were supposed to get their products yesterday and explained the situation to them. I promise to compensate them financially as they get the goods. I also say i will use another dispatcher if they dont get their goods by Wednesday, which means am going to loose huge cos the products are worth about 3.7million naira in total. Bt because of my reputation, i decided to foot another phone for them.
Coming online, one of the guys, came under my trend and started accusing me of defrauding him. Someone i chatted with few hours ago and even called him. His own product is the lowest. With a profit margin of 2300 from him.
Is this a normal thing ?
Even as i am right now, am still panicking over my dispatcher, hopefully something not serious came up, Isha Allah.
This is not good o
sir, regardless of what happened to your dispatchers, whats most important here is YOUR CUSTOMERS, so if you cant get hold of your dispatcher then you should have automatically send another person with new goods to your customers (and deal with your lost dispatcher later).... they dont/wouldnt give a fukc about what happened to your dispatcher. they are right to call you a scammer because you are feeding them stories that are irrelevant to their orders. any smart business person would know that. your biz reputation is on the line.

expecting people to give a damn about your dispatchers issues is foolish.
DO WHAT IS RIGHT and send these people their goods, ASAP!
RomanceRe: Need Some Advise On Relationship Issues by MrBrownJay1(m):
cybernaut:
Hello Nairaland,
I meet these girl about 2 to 3 months ago , we started talking and along the line we exchange contacts.
Our chatting and calls was going smoothly. Sometimes I share data and airtime for her but not regularly.
One beautiful day she ask me for a favor that I should support her financially which I acknowledge and do little for her. She thank me for that and we keep relating .
I invited her to my house which she came and I entertained her normally but no sex though I try to advance and she declined and I accept it like that. As she wanted to go back I gave her some money for her transport fare.
After some weeks about two weeks later I invited her and but on that particular day she gives excuse that she is ill and I later visit her a to see her well she is and I bought little things for her.
So, later after some days of visiting her she was asking me for some money that she was wanted to plate her hair .
Please guys, in a situation like these what's is your suggestion to me because given her the money to plate her hair is not my main problem but I want to know if she really like me because I really want to settle down .
Thanks
here is what you should tell this babe:" hey, pls let us be honest with one another.... you want me to do all the things that a "bf" would supposedly do to his GF, but you dont do the things that a gf should to her BF. whats the deal? if you are looking for a FRIEND to help you with money then thats not me...if you are looking for a BF that helps you whenever he can/want then that MAY be me, depending on how this thing is going between us but pls, stop asking me for money as i am not that type of "friend". show me that you care about me that you want to build something with me, before asking me to care for you "like that".
BTW i am not saying that if we are in a r/ship i am gonna take care of all your financial needs, i am just saying that lovers help each other if they can... they help financially, physically, emotionally AND sexually too"
CelebritiesRe: BBNAIJA'S Phyna Receives Heat After Showing Her Bare Bûm Online by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:02pm On Jun 25, 2024
she is doing exactly what we expect of oloshoes/wh0res (looking for new customers) to do... no big deal!

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CrimeRe: Missing Ogun Pregnant Woman Faked Abduction, Found In Kwara – Police by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:56pm On Jun 25, 2024
some women sha...
TravelRe: Ayoola Olukanni: Former Nigerian Ambassador To Austria Denied Visa To Austria by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:41pm On Jun 25, 2024
nmillions of Nigerians easily get Schenghen visa with no problems whatsoever, if your father was denied a visa then go ask the proper questions... aka what did your father do that will have the Austrian gov deny him a visa?!
RomanceRe: Am Tired Of Being Helpless! Can The Vikings Help Me! by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:14pm On Jun 25, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Y do u guys celebrate the helplessness FOOLISHNESS of others undecided
FIXED
RomanceRe: What Do Men Do To Make Ladies Respect Them And Honour There Presence by MrBrownJay1(m):
there is nothing you can do that will make a woman (who doesnt respect you) to respect/honor you, she either does or she doesnt....nothing you can/should do about it. furthermore you shouldnt do anything to gain respect from a woman APART FROM BEING YOUR TRUE SELF!

what does it profit a man to gain respect/honor from a woman only if/when he has to act a damn fool and lose himself?!
RomanceRe: Am Tired Of Being Helpless! Can The Vikings Help Me! by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:03pm On Jun 25, 2024
better ask the Mayas or Incas to help you...

RomanceRe: Have You Met A Good Girl On A Dating Site Before? by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:41pm On Jun 25, 2024
many good women on dating sites but there are also al lot of yeye useless ones... only good for one night or two.
SportsRe: 'God Chose Me' - Lionel Messi Admits His Footballing Superpowers Are A 'gift' by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:34pm On Jun 25, 2024
ARRANT NONSENSE!!!!
same yeye nonsense that the biggest criminals are saying, same yeye nonsense that the man with the biggest joystick is saying, same yeye nonsense that the man who wont the biggest lottery jackpot ever is saying, same yeye nonsense the babe with the biggest nyansh is saying.

your imaginary god is irrelevant to all the above... and if he is, then he is also responsible for the countless great football players that died on the pitch and/or the many who had their career cut short due to injuries.YOU EITHER BLAME YOUR IMAGINARY GOD FOR EVERYTHING OR NOTHING but certainly dont take only the good out of this world and put it on your yeye imaginary god.
RomanceRe: How Can I Go About With A Malice Keeping Lady? by MrBrownJay1(m):
Ayomide11111:
Pls advice your brother, guys and ladies in the house, happily married men and women, pls advice me.
I am a guy that doesn't like to keep malice between me and my friends or families even at work I'm well know for this attribute. If you offend me I will come to you and I will express my feelings to you the way it hurts me and after expressing myself that is the end of all.
But some of these ladies that are coming to my way always have this ugly attitude of keeping malice. I keep wondering if I am the only person having this ugly attitude with girls. How can you start keeping malice with me because of me not telling you the reason why I broke up with my Ex. I told her it's confidential that it is not necessary for her to worry about. Just because of that, she started behaving like GLO network.
And not only over this matter even on a very little matter as using a restroom before her she will still keep malice. I will even be the one to pet her and bring her back to normal mood. And I'm feeling like I'm being simp and weak. And not that I'm push and start guy. But I'm just wondering why I keep experiencing this with Ladies. I don't know if they see keeping the malice as a threat or what because I never understood
telling your woman that the reason why you broke up with your ex is "confidential" is not a great answer as it will make her more curious about what happened... what you should instead have told her is:"its none of your damn business, irrelevant to our relationship, its in the past, she is my ex and i am dating YOU now, so why should you care?"

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