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Family › Re: Calling Stepfather "Dad" by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:16pm On Jun 25, 2024

Kobrakai:
My dad passed away years ago and my step dad has been with me for some years now.

My mom always tells me and my bro to call him dad. She said he isn't happy when we don't call him Dad and for me it feels awkward calling him Dad. I dont feel comfortable. What do I do??

you mom cannot force you guys to call another man "dad", it can only happen naturally if/when you guys are ready (if ever). whether a man has passed away or not, in your mind, thats your dad and nobody can replace/change that. its like killing one of your fondest greatest memories.

Family › Re: How Can I Know The Right Men Underwear Size (boxer Shorts) For Me by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:06pm On Jun 25, 2024

you just have to make sure that you buy from a genuine underwear seller and not from some yeye chinko underwear. all the yeye chinko underwear sometimes says M while its a XL, or it says S while its a L.

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Romance › Re: Davido Is A Simp! by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:00pm On Jun 25, 2024*

Domainer1999:
Why Chivido and not Davichi? grin
David & Chioma.
A man must always comes first as regards anything concerning Marriage.
#Davichi2024
#ISaidWhatISaid

you mean DAVIOMA... but remember, its the media who choose these names, not Davido.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Julian Assange Released From Prison After US Plea Deal by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:55pm On Jun 25, 2024

he better watch out, as they will probably try to silence him through various illegal means....i will not even be surprised if that man mysteriously ends up dead.

Family › Re: Japa Inside Japa,very Confuse… by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:46am On Jun 25, 2024

exnovio:
Dear beloved Nlander I need your candid advise because am in between two choices that might make or break me.
Iam in my very late 40s living in Spain for 19yrs am married with two toddlers 8 and 4,my wife and I have stable jobs I work during the week she works weekends with this time table we can take care of the kids.
Now for the sake of my kids I decided to relocate from Spain, because I want my kids to be English orientated because here in Spain the chances for them to succeed is slim ,first choice was Scotland but I ruled it out because of this brexit thing,so settled for Ireland because its the only English speaking country in the EU where I can easily settle and start work as European passport holder.
So early this year I spoke with my manager at work he is a very good friend he helped me to secure this job ,I told him am leaving in April this year,he told me to think about it very well because leaving where you are doing good for the unknown is scary,I told him Iknow ,he was right ,after some weeks again i told him I still want to leave I told him he should negotiate with the the bigger boss so I can get my payoff he flared and vowed I will never get nothing from the Company,my plan was that before I lay my hands on something in Ireland with my payoff at least I can sustain myself and my family.he told me I must not go.
So I paused the plan am thinking could God be using this guy to save me from a wrong move or the Devil using him to stop me from achieving God’s plan for me.

A) do you have enough funds to relocate and survive for at least 6months (shelter/food and extras)? if you dont, DONT GO!
B) i will suggest you take an unpaid leave (aka 6 months) and go test the waters without your family... and see if you can remotely make it there... if you can then make the move and bring over your family, if for any reason you cant make enough to cater for your family, then go back to Spain where you have contacts/knowledge and a JOB (that you possibly can get back).
C) life is an adventure but when you have a family/children to take care of, then you have to do smart moves FOR THEM.

si tu no tienes dinero para mudarte entonces quedate en españa...

Science/Technology › Re: 2 U.S Astronauts Are Stranded In Space After Spacecraft Breaks Down (Photos) by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:34am On Jun 25, 2024

WriterNig:
Russia would have offered to give them a lift back to earth, like they have been doing for the past 30 years but the US is now considered a foe.

lol the bitter truth...

Romance › Re: What Makes A Man A Simp? by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:33pm On Jun 24, 2024*

DECENTBWOY:
Let's discuss.

- any man who is not emotionally strong/wise enough to deal with women is a SIMP
- any man who cant handle women properly is a SIMP
- any man who is easily fooled/played/abused by women is a SIMP
- any man who is afraid of women and/or who is easily led on by women is a SIMP
- any man who cant tell a woman what time it is, is a SIMP
- any man who look at women as goddesses/superior being rather than his equal is a SIMP
- any man who uses money/gifts to buy the affection/attention of women is a SIMP
- any man who is against women and/or who despise women and/or who see women as the enemy is a SIMP and/or an UNDERCOVER HOMO

REDPILL in the movie Matrix is about enlightenment... and the redpill movement is a state of mind and about teaching men to be stronger/enlightened EMOTIONALLY to deal with women (and certainly not a movement to hate/avoid/demonize women). sadly, today too many gullible fools think that the redpill is a movement AGAINST women, while this is so far from the truth. any man who is against women should therefore join the "gay" movement as this is the only movement available if a man is against women.

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Agriculture › Re: Which Snake Is This? by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:20pm On Jun 24, 2024

how can anyone tell what snake it is if they cant even see the head of the snake?

BTW thats a FRONTPAGE snake oh!

Family › Re: Is This Enough Reason To Divorce My Wife? by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:16pm On Jun 24, 2024

tgmservice:
Hello nairaland Fam need you input on this.
I am a married man going to 3 years now.
I was scrolling on Facebook when a Saw a video of man exercising in a Gym.

This man wore a short nicker and you could see the shape of his joystick dangling. His thing was really big
The issue is that when I scrolled down the comment section I saw a comment from my wife since we are friends on FB and this is exactly what she said in verbatim (guess she is not so smart I would see her comments)

" I love to eat this kind of Food" yea including the smiley face

From her profile pic you can clearly see she is a married woman even other people responded to her comment calling her all sort of names like Olosho and the rest, one even said I pity your Husband.

I saw this when I was in the Office and it clearly spoilt my day I could not concentrate at work anymore.
When I got home I challenged her regarding this comment and she said its nothing that its just a joke comment.

I have been angry as she seriously disrespected me and I am considering a divorce from the marriage.
Edited: File photo used for illustration

with all due respect, your wife...

Family › Re: Help by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:14pm On Jun 24, 2024

HamsterBillonai:
My family nairalanders,how are things.pls can someone help me with 2k.pls it's urgent

HamsterBillonai:
Hekp me

so let me guess, you decided to get up this morning and open a BRAND NEW NL PROFILE TO BEG FOR HANDOUTS?! here below is one of your many profiles with fake yeye stories used for begging, that you tried to delete to hide your yeye tracks:

Helpmeelord:
Please I am calling on all kinds hearted nairalanders to please help me out of my sorrows. I am a graduate ,been jobless for 3 years,being into different menial works to keep body and soul fit.Times are hard and I have not had any job since last November. My rent would be due by the 28th of this month,please help me with anything you can. It would go a long way. I have less than 2800 naira in my account and I'm already depressed as I cant boast of chirstmas chicken or any food that will sustain me for a month or so.please help me.
2037005621
Uba

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Car Talk › Re: Am Starting To Look At Cars Like Money Pits Now. Drains Your Pockets by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:13pm On Jun 24, 2024

HamsterBillonai:
So sorry about that sir,sir pls can you assist me with something so i can use to eat,till month end sir pls sir .help the needy sir

Helpmeelord:
Please I am calling on all kinds hearted nairalanders to please help me out of my sorrows. I am a graduate ,been jobless for 3 years,being into different menial works to keep body and soul fit.Times are hard and I have not had any job since last November. My rent would be due by the 28th of this month,please help me with anything you can. It would go a long way. I have less than 2800 naira in my account and I'm already depressed as I cant boast of chirstmas chicken or any food that will sustain me for a month or so.please help me.
2037005621
Uba

Family › Re: Pls . by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:11pm On Jun 24, 2024

Family › Re: Pls . by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:10pm On Jun 24, 2024

HamsterBillonai:
I used to help people in need,give out tokens to some persons who needed financial help. I've been out of work ,as a contract staff for almost 3months and I won't lie to you,life was not hard the first month,2nd and 3rd month,life has been hardest.i can barely feed.searched for work elsewhere but can't stil find.i now had to depend on stipends from a pos friend who assits me.As of today,I've not taken anything aside water because I'm left with just 200 naira,which can barely buyvanything reasonable. Pls good people of nairaland,pls help a brother pls.my acct is 2037005621,uba....pls help me with a token,to buy something to eat.pls I'm begging every good hearted fellow here.God bless you in these trying times.i really appreciate....

Helpmeelord:
Please I am calling on all kinds hearted nairalanders to please help me out of my sorrows. I am a graduate ,been jobless for 3 years,being into different menial works to keep body and soul fit.Times are hard and I have not had any job since last November. My rent would be due by the 28th of this month,please help me with anything you can. It would go a long way. I have less than 2800 naira in my account and I'm already depressed as I cant boast of chirstmas chicken or any food that will sustain me for a month or so.please help me.
2037005621
Uba

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Romance › Re: My Fiancee Ask Me To Slow Things Down - I don't know what to do by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:01pm On Jun 24, 2024

qtguru:
What are the things she wants you to work on ? Are they of grave concerns ? This is forever, could be thinking twice before entering the union. Maybe make yourself scarce if she's not really serious.

Solofresh2:
She said there are areas you are lacking behind.In what areas please?

LordReed:
Can you name the areas of change she pointed out?

cococandy:
What were the areas she asked you to work on? Tell us so we can know if she has a point or not

@Chidex369
why are you continuously avoiding to answer the above important questions?!

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Crime › Re: When Cops Arrest Prostitutes " Keeping The Streets Clean From Prostitutes" by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:45pm On Jun 24, 2024

Radicalwarrior:
Stop deceiving yourself with those corrupt lies you are using to consolidate yourself.
There is only one form of prostitution which is been talk about here which is "exchange of money for sexual intercourse or receiving money from someone before offering your body for sexual intercourse"

Prostitution is criminal, and that is why the Nigeria law have criminalized it. Countries around the globe are seriously fighting prostitution because of the tremendously dangers that comes along with prostitution.

educate your self on the issue so i dont have to do it for you...
- many countries around the world today dont criminalize prostitute (and instead see them as victims). they see their clients and/or p1mp as the real criminals....
- sadly, we all know that many women today sell their bodies on their own to get all the reward for themselves. majority of these oloshoes and runz babe dont have a p1mp, they solely sell their bodies to buy Iphones and Brazilian hair and pay their rent etc
- many countries around the world have either legalized/decriminalized or "accept" prostitution... and most importantly, the countries who still see prostitution as a crime dont have less prostitutes than the countries who have legalized this profession. so Nigeria is full of prostitutes and this will never change, whether you like it or your imaginary god likes it.
- but the most important question here is: why should you care what non religious people do in their lives? why it pains you so much that people decide to live a certain way of life that "you" dont agree with? are you claiming that we should all live our lives the way xtians do?

same as RELIGIOUS PROSTITUTES who desperately sell their lives in the hopes of attaining an entrance ticket to some imaginary heaven if/when they do exactly what these charlatans in robes tell them to do (so they live a miserable life while these bastards in robe live in mansions, drive Rolls Royces and fly private jets)... you sheep are no better than these street corner prostitutes!

Crime › Re: Brothel Is A Wrong Place You Should Not Go "Prostitution Is Outlaw In Nigeria" by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:40pm On Jun 24, 2024*

Radicalwarrior:
Stop deceiving yourself with those corrupt lies you are using to consolidate yourself.
There is only one form of prostitution which is been talk about here which is "exchange of money for sexual intercourse or receiving money from someone before offering your body for sexual intercourse"

Prostitution is criminal, and that is why the Nigeria law have criminalized it. Countries around the globe are seriously fighting prostitution because of the tremendously dangers that comes along with prostitution.

educate your self on the issue so i dont have to do it for you...
- many countries around the world today dont criminalize prostitute (and instead see them as victims). they see their clients and/or p1mp as the real criminals....
- sadly, we all know that many women today sell their bodies on their own to get all the reward for themselves. majority of these oloshoes and runz babe dont have a p1mp, they solely sell their bodies to buy Iphones and Brazilian hair and pay their rent etc
- many countries around the world have either legalized/decriminalized or "accept" prostitution... and most importantly, the countries who still see prostitution as a crime dont have less prostitutes than the countries who have legalized this profession. so Nigeria is full of prostitutes and this will never change, whether you like it or your imaginary god likes it.
- but the most important question here is: why should you care what non religious people do in their lives? why it pains you so much that people decide to live a certain way of life that "you" dont agree with? are you claiming that we should all live our lives the way xtians do?

same as RELIGIOUS PROSTITUTES who desperately sell their live in the hopes of attaining an entrance ticket to some imaginary heaven if/when you do exactly what these charlatans in robes tell you to do (so you live a miserable life while these bastards in robe live in mansions, drive Rolls Royces and fly private jets)... you religious sheep are no better than these street corner prostitutes!

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Health › Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:32am On Jun 24, 2024

Maysdevices:
Mr man
When you type your opinions, people are going to respond with their own opinion
You are free to think or type whatever you like, but you have to realize that PEOPLE WILL RESPOND TO YOUR OPINIONS
THIS IS ME RESPONDING TO YOU
You call me spineless but I can repeat whatever I say and type everyday of my life into a crowd of people waiting to listen with no fear of ostracization
Can you repeat the trash you hide to type here daily to your most respected family members or to the world?
You hide behind a faceless forum to call people animals and think you’re somehow more mature than high school boys?
I simply said you DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT AND YOU TRULY DO NOT
A fat woman could save your life tomorrow and be the one paying your salary
You cannot look some fat women in the face and call them animals, YOU LITERALLY DARE NOT (some are drug barons, some are top politicians, some are killers)
Their husbands will end your life
You will grow up one day but that day is not any time soon

again, as much as you are entitled to your opinion, who are you to think that you shouldnt be offended by other people's opinion. i dont have to sugarcoat anything, and will continue to call fat people FAT, and there is nothing to it. why should we suddenly have to change our beliefs because you people can take the TRUTH?! a fat person is a fat person, no two ways about it, same with all the yeye confused people who want to be called anything other than who/what they are. you can desire that people call transgender whatever they desire, but to me a man will always be a man and so are women... i dont care one bit about all you weak people who cant call a spade A SPADE.

BTW there are many great fat people out there, nobody is claiming otherwise. and that certainly doesnt change the fact that they are referred as baby hippos/whales by many. again, grow a pair!

TV/Movies › Re: My Experience Using A Smart TV by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:21am On Jun 24, 2024

CaptainFM1:
There are free IPTV. I don't know why you are dashing someone €45. And if you know how to configure Kodi, your world of entertainment has just begun!

Download Kodi from official app store and install super repo addons. You can send me €20 for this info.

if you follow closely my post on this thread, i just uploaded links to steady free iptv channel (non premium) AND link to free premium channel as well. as i have explained earlier, the free premium links are not steady and always break after a few weeks, so after using free premium links for about 2years, i finally paid for a premium channel subscription and it makes my IPTV life so much more easier.

Mosdiii:
I have been using IPTV now for the past 2 years... It's the best thing since the time of popcorn

yessir!!! i feel exactly the same way.

Moniya4Real:
Nice thread by the OP. Well, guys, i bought a very neat Samsung Smart TV only to be restricted to Aljazeera but found out Netflix no longer run on the model- 2011 or lower. I nearly cried. i tried upgrading but didn’t work. What do i do guys?. Thanks

if you have unlimited internet, then simply download the app SMARTIPTV on your tv and use it for the 1 month free trial....upload any one of the link i posted earlier, and enjoy free premium channels for 1 month!

Jerrywhite77:
Wow..
Thanks

you are welcome, let me know if you have any issues.

DAramis:
Can you give info on the steady website you got the link (45 Euro per year subscription)?
There are so many fake ads on this things or links with lots of buffering.

no scam here and you will have to contact them directly for that... i posted their whatsapp and email above (i think they are in Morocco). i have been with them for a while now and their service has never let me down, never buffers, never get broken.... perfect setup for me. i 1st used them for a 1 month trial before i started using their yearly service.

CaptainFM1:
There are free IPTV. I don't know why you are dashing someone €45. And if you know how to configure Kodi, your world of entertainment has just begun!
Download Kodi from official app store and install super repo addons. You can send me €20 for this info.

never tried Kodi but i just looked and sadly no Kodi on LG store and pain in the ass to sideload it. 45€ per year is a bargain "for me" to have all premium channels on earth. thats like less than 4€ per month for fantastic content from everywhere around the world.

TV/Movies › Re: My Experience Using A Smart TV by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:08am On Jun 24, 2024

Jerrywhite77:
I just downloaded IPTV on my Android phone. Please how do I add channels?

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TV/Movies › Re: My Experience Using A Smart TV by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:03am On Jun 24, 2024*

Jerrywhite77:
I just downloaded IPTV on my Android phone. Please how do I add channels?

input the below into your iptv provider OR get VLC and upload the below free basic m3u links below:

https://iptv-org.github.io/iptv/categories/movies.m3u
https://iptv-org.github.io/iptv/countries/us.m3u
https://iptv-org.github.io/iptv/categories/general.m3u

you can get all the various free github channels below:
https://dimitrology.com/huge-free-iptv-playlist-from-all-over-the-world/

for premium channels, try any of the below links (remember, they often go off quickly):
http://204.157.251.250:8000/playlist.m3u8
http://204.157.251.250:8001/playlist.m3u8
http://45.191.196.10:8000/playlist.m3u8
http://45.5.118.154:16000/playlist.m3u8
http://45.5.119.155:8090/playlist.m3u8
http://45.156.140.154:4000/playlist.m3u8

let me know if they dont work and i can send you some more free links to premium channels.

Pharovo:
Bro, I need your IPTV provider let me use their 1month trial and decide if I will switch from my current provider. Though I still have over 8 months left on my current plan, but there’s this excessive buffering these days that I’m thinking it’s not caused by my network. Please how can I reach you privately.

smartIPTV has a 1 month trial , but you get no channels with it. my channel provider 1 month trial cost 10$. you 1st have to contact him on whatsapp and tell him which kind of channels and language you want, then he sends you one m3u link with all the channels that you desire (language, country, VOD, adult etc), then when you confirm that all the channels work on your IPTV provider, you pay him. 1 month 10$, 6months 30$, 1year 45$ and 2years 80$,
you can contact him via whatsapp +212 641770748 or Email: iptvmeowshop@gmail.com

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Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:30pm On Jun 23, 2024

luminouz:
E pain your black ass 🤣🤣🤣

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Crime › Re: 20-year-old Student Faked Kidnap, Demanded Over $700,000 Ransom – Lagos Police by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:26pm On Jun 23, 2024

BASTARD PIKIN!!!!

Sports › Re: Why Do People Worship Messi? by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:41pm On Jun 23, 2024

Messi is considered one of the best footballer of our generation (just like cr7), and even though they are both old and washed out now, some yeye people like Almiron will try to make it seem like Messi is the greatest footballer right now. there were many great footballers before messi and there will be many after messi (look at Mbappe etc coming up)

anyone who plays in a camel league or yeye useless MLS league is a washed up footballer, no matter how great he WAS. sadly, so many Nigerians cant think straight when talking about football.

Romance › Re: Her Young Sister Knew Her Boyfriend And Then.... by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:36pm On Jun 23, 2024

Crime › Re: Brothel Is A Wrong Place You Should Not Go "Prostitution Is Outlaw In Nigeria" by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:25pm On Jun 23, 2024*

just because you dont like prostitutes and prostitution makes no difference to the world today. here is simple facts about the above.
- as the oldest profession on earth, no matter how you feel, PROSTITUTION WILL NEVER BE ERADICATED!
- i rather men patronize prostitutes rather than rape innocent women due to konji or "sexual madness"
- in the world we live in today, too many women are greedy/lazy/deluded/useless, and therefore TO THEM, selling their body is the best way to make money and have a decent life, as they dont value a 9-5pm job.
- there has been prostitutes/prostitution since biblical days, if your god couldnt solve this issue for the past +2000years, then chances are your powerless god wont do shiit about it now.
- you are entitled to not want to patronize prostitutes and/or go into prostitution, and let men and women who want to either patronize prostitutes and/or go into this line of work, do so in peace. who are you to claim holy and stop people from doing what they please in the privacy of their own life?
- there are many forms of prostitution...sexual prostitution, employment prostitution, mental prostitution and RELIGIOUS PROSTITUTION etc. do you think that men that buy a car/house/clothes and then spend their whole life working like slaves for someone else, in order to repay the clothes they barely use, the car they barely drive and the house they barely live in (because they are always at work) is NOT PROSTITUTION?!
or do you think that people who blindly follow-follow some imaginary god, giving all their money to a charlatan in robe every sunday (so that he can go and buy himself mansions, Rolls Royce and private jets), while these religious sheep continue living in misery, in the hope that these charlatans in robe will give you a free ticket to some imaginary heaven, is NOT PROSTITUTION?!
some sell their body, others sell their time, and you religious people sell your LIFE!

TO EACH THEIR OWN MISERY!

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Crime › Re: When Cops Arrest Prostitutes " Keeping The Streets Clean From Prostitutes" by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:18pm On Jun 23, 2024*

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Christianity Etc › Re: Christ Embassy Fire Not By Accident , Says Oyakhilome by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:03pm On Jun 23, 2024

if you claim to be holy or in direct contact with god, then your god would/should have sent you a memo that a fire was about to happen....all these charlatans in robe are showing their demonic self by trying to hide the TRUTH!

HELLFIRE FOR THESE DEMONS!!!!

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Christianity Etc › Re: NL Mods Must Take Down Post Of Pastor Chris Church Burning by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:00pm On Jun 23, 2024*

Pastorjohn2:
It's a shame we have no God fearing moderators in this forum, Anymore.
That post is an attack against the church of God and should be brought down to avoid bringing God's curses on all the moderators on this form!!!!

OLODO!!!! all you people are the real demons of this world.... the fire was an act of your god, to point fingers at these demons in sheep clothing.
you people want to HIDE THE TRUTH BY REMOVING VIDEOS AND PICTURE OF A FIRE THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. why are you demons so hellbent on hiding reality?! is it because its difficult to claim to be holy when common fire is stronger that all your charlatans in robe ? people that claim to be performing miracles upandan yet they cant even combat common fire?!

your church of satan is on fire!

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Romance › Re: I need help. (Photos) by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:53pm On Jun 23, 2024

abba190:
mrbrownjay1 here are is the real scammer but u cant do anything, but whenever we asked nairalanders for help to chop food u come at us calling us names. mtswww

YES this one is a scammer with fake stories on Nairaland AND so are you... are you blind that you didnt see my 1st post on this thread_

Romance › Re: After The Stupid Sex, See What Happened To Her by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:39am On Jun 23, 2024

Mercisharelove:
The opening sentence smells of bitterness and envy and so the rest I didn't even read.
Go and create your own thread and stop encouraging shit.........

actually, the bitter/envious person is the one who is opening a thread complaining about what other people do in their own private lives...
why you care if people want to have 3sums and/or even fukc elephants?!

all you clueless religious people trying to play holier than thou... as if non religious people care about what you think.

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